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THE GYPSY. How did you know?
THE GIRL. I guessed it!
THE GYPSY. H'm. You knew, I suppose, that our band has just encamped outside the city?
THE MAID. Yes.
THE GYPSY. And you have heard of the exploits of the Gypsy king. You know that there is no wall high enough to keep him out, no force of soldiers strong enough--
THE MAID. I know it by your eyes. They have the gypsy look in them.
THE GYPSY. Where have you ever seen gypsies before?
THE MAID. Never mind. But tell me--the wall around the palace is seventeen feet high--
THE GYPSY. True enough!
THE MAID. A guard of soldiers continually marches around it--
THE GYPSY. Very true!
THE MAID. And there are spikes on the top. How did you get over?
THE GYPSY. That is my secret. Would I be the gypsy king if everybody knew what I know?
THE MAID. Won't you tell _me_?
THE GYPSY. Women have asked me that many times. But I never tell. But, though I won't tell you how I entered, I don't mind telling you _why_.
THE MAID. Oh, I know that already!
THE GYPSY. You think, perhaps, that I am a thief as well as a housebreaker--that it is in the hope of royal treasure left unguarded that I have come here. ...
THE MAID. You have come here because you took a fancy to see what was on the other side of the wall. Isn't that it?
THE GYPSY. At last I have found some one in this stupid city who understands me. Young woman--
THE MAID. Yes?
THE GYPSY. You do not belong here. There is no one here who does things because they are foolish and interesting. Would you like to come away with me?
THE MAID. Oh, no. You must not think, because I understand you, that I approve of you. You see--
THE GYPSY. You don't approve of me?
THE MAID. No--but I like you. I can't help it. I always did like Gypsies. You see, I was brought up among them.
THE GYPSY. You a Gypsy child!
THE MAID. I suppose I was. Though I always preferred to imagine that I was some Princess that had been changed in the cradle and stolen away.
When I was hardly more than a baby, I remember that I disapproved of their rough ways. I can still faintly remember the jolting of the wagons that kept me awake, and the smell of the soup in the big kettle over the fire.
THE GYPSY. It is a good smell.
THE MAID. But I did not think so! It smelled of garlic. And when I was six years old, I ran away. The tribe had encamped just outside the city here, and I wandered away from the tents, and entered the city-gate, and hid myself, and at night I came straight to the palace. The soldiers found me, and took me to the old king. He said that I should be the child of the palace. So they gave me white bread with b.u.t.ter on it, and put me to sleep between smooth white sheets.
THE GYPSY. Gypsy children cannot thrive when they are taken into cities. They turn away from white bread with b.u.t.ter on it, and remembering the good smell of the soup in the big kettle over the fire, they fall sick with hunger. As for you--
THE MAID. I thrived on the white bread with b.u.t.ter on it.
THE GYPSY. You were a little renegade. But I forgive you! And now to my business, I have come to see the King, and talk with him. We kings should become better acquainted, don't you think? I will ask him what he considers the proper price for telling fortunes, and find out what his ideas are on the subject of horse-trading. And no doubt he will ask me what I think about his coming marriage with the Princess of Basque.
She is to arrive to-night, I believe, and be married tomorrow, to this King whom she has never seen!
THE MAID. Be careful, or you will awaken him. That is his bed-chamber, there.
THE GYPSY. Ah! Is he a light sleeper?
THE MAID. The King sleeps soundly, and awakens punctually every morning at six.
THE GYPSY. (_with a glance at the sky_) It is not quite six. Every morning, you say? And what then?
THE MAID. He goes for a walk at seven, and breakfasts at eight. Every morning.
THE GYPSY. Regularly?
THE MAID. The King is always on time to the moment.
THE GYPSY. Ah, one of those clockwork kings!
THE MAID. You must not make fun of him. He is a good king.
THE GYPSY. I have no doubt of it. And his regularity will be a great comfort to his queen. She will always know that she will get her kiss regularly, punctually, on the stroke of the clock. But--you say the King rises at six, and goes for a walk at seven. What does he do in the meantime?
THE MAID. First he comes here and has his morning drink. Then he is dressed for his walk.
THE GYPSY. And what is your part in these solemn proceedings?
THE MAID. I tie his slippers for him, and pour his drink.
THE GYPSY. It is a great honour! So great an honour that you come here before the sun is up to be ready for your duties. Do you entertain the King with conversation while he takes his morning drink?
THE MAID. No--the Gazetteer does that.
THE GYPSY. The Gazetteer--what is the Gazetteer?
THE MAID. The Gazetteer is a man whose duty it is to find out all that happens in the city each day, and recite it to the King the next morning.
THE GYPSY. Has the King as much curiosity as that? I would never have thought it.
