Kapitoil_ A Novel Part 14

I left the dining room and walked down a long hallway to Mr. Schrub's office and rotated the bra.s.s handle. I stepped onto a thick red carpet. In front of me was a dark wooden desk, and behind it a s.p.a.cious window displayed a yard and the forest, and the walls contained bookshelves with hundreds of books. It looked simultaneously like an ideal and intimidating place to work.

I cleaned my shirt in the office's restroom, and when I exited I noticed the trash bin next to the desk had a paper shredder on top of it and fully contained shredded paper. This was in some ways how Mr. Schrub presented himself to me: He gave indications of who he was but he shredded the data so I could not fully decipher him. There was much more about him that I was curious to learn, but I could not gain access. He said that this weekend would enable us to get to know each other more, but nearly all he had talked about so far was birds, and he worked nonstop. I had observed his relationships with his family, but I still did not know what he was truly like.

And I considered that I am most truly like myself when I am working and in my office, and this was where Mr. Schrub was so frequently, and without 100% thinking through my actions, I took out my voice recorder and went to a bookshelf near the door and deposited it on a shelf at my height behind a thick book t.i.tled Democracy Through Prosperity Democracy Through Prosperity.

I let my hand go. The voice recorder was hidden, and it would now record the hidden Mr. Schrub.

I exited the office and returned to the dining room. Without my voice recorder I felt naked, as I do when, e.g., I am away from computers for several days, but this was a different cla.s.s of naked.

Only when I sat down did I consider what I had done. In addition to possibly being illegal, it was unethical. I had disobeyed Mr. Schrub's trust, and if he found out, then I merited being fired and ejected to Qatar early. And it was not even intelligent: The only data it would record would be telephone conversations, which are not not when people are truly themselves. My foot started vibrating on the floor and I felt dizzy, parallel to when I had smoked marijuana. I couldn't believe I had acted so foolishly. when people are truly themselves. My foot started vibrating on the floor and I felt dizzy, parallel to when I had smoked marijuana. I couldn't believe I had acted so foolishly.

I had to return to his office for the voice recorder, but I couldn't go right away again, and it was too risky to enter his office if others were around. And of course I couldn't leave it there, because if he found it later he would know it was mine. The solitary possible time would be that night when everyone was asleep.

Mrs. Schrub cleared her throat, and Jeromy apologized to me again for the accident, and this time Wilson apologized as well. He said something like, "Even though it was more Jeromy's fault, since I called the kebab first."

"Karim, can you settle this and check your recorder to see who called it?" Jeromy asked.

My stomach rotated. I waited to see if their parents would ask them to stop the fight, but they didn't say anything. "Yeah, the tape won't lie," Wilson said.

I said, "I just put it away in my luggage upstairs and deleted today's material. I did not want to make any of you uncomfortable about being recorded."

They stopped discussing the accident, although I kept thinking about the voice recorder. It was like the window Raghid broke, although much worse: That truly was an accident that my friends didn't take responsibility for, but this was a disloyal action that I didn't take responsibility for, and in addition I further lied about it.

Wilson and Jeromy said they were going to a movie about a fighting organization after dinner. Mrs. Schrub said, "Why don't you boys take Karim along?"

Wilson and Jeromy visually contacted. Jeromy was friendly, but Wilson was difficult for me to be near. Frequently that was the case here with sets of two people. I said, "Thank you, but I am taxed from the hike and prefer to stay home and read."

After they left, Mr. Schrub said there was no reason we couldn't watch our own movie, and he showed me his archive of DVDs and VHS tapes. He said he had bought everything on a recent list of the 100 best American movies of all time, and asked if there were any I had not seen yet that I wanted to. I said I had not seen any of them yet and if they were evaluated as the best movies of all time then I wanted to see all of them.

He said we could start with one from the top ten. I recognized most of the t.i.tles. Although I was interested in seeing it at some point, I didn't want to watch Lawrence of Arabia Lawrence of Arabia with them. I picked with them. I picked The Wizard of Oz The Wizard of Oz, as I knew it was the movie least related to real life and wouldn't cause any problems for us.

Andre brought us popcorn and c.o.ke and Mr. Schrub invited him to watch. The story was intriguing, and Mr. Schrub explained many political and economic a.n.a.logs for the 1890s, e.g., the yellow brick is the gold standard and the tin man equals industrial workers. I think I liked the tin man the most, but not because of what he represented. Finally Mrs. Schrub told him to stop talking, although it always interests me when an artistic work has a one-to-one correlation of meaning with other systems.

When it was over, Mr. Schrub went to his office to do some work before bed. I read The Grapes of Wrath The Grapes of Wrath in the living room, and Mrs. Schrub joined me later to read her own book, whose t.i.tle I didn't know, and when she saw what I was reading she said, "I just adored that book when I read it in high school." in the living room, and Mrs. Schrub joined me later to read her own book, whose t.i.tle I didn't know, and when she saw what I was reading she said, "I just adored that book when I read it in high school."

I felt foolish that she read a book in high school that I was reading now, but I said, "I am adoring it as well."

"I devoured Steinbeck in those days," she said. "All those '30s writers. Odets, and West..."

She looked around the living room at all the wooden and mirroring furniture and moved one finger over the light pink couch she was sitting on, and then said, "We're not in Kansas anymore, huh? Though I suppose we all end up very different people from who we were at 16."

I nodded again, because even though I was a skilled mathematician in high school, I never predicted at 16 that I would be working for Schrub Equities in New York and actually be a guest in the home of Derek Schrub.

And although I did aim to have as impressive a position as I do now, at that age I wasn't thinking as much about making money.

We discussed the novel, and she told me more about the Great Depression and also about the charities she aided in New York. I lost count of how many she worked for and don't remember all the names, but many of them helped the poor in the U.S. and outside the U.S., and she said the organizations she was most invested in supported females in developing countries.

I talked about Zahira and how I hoped to give her the opportunity to come to the U.S. at some point. Mrs. Schrub said, "That's wonderful to hear. I wish more young men thought the way you do," which was nice, but made me feel uncomfortable again because of the potential comparison to her sons.

Then we both read mutely for over an hour, and Mr. Schrub remained in his office, and because I periodically looked up to see if he was still there, Mrs. Schrub said, "I'm sorry Derek's been holed up in there all weekend. You've gotten a pretty good idea of what we deal with."

"I understand he must work frequently," I said. "I am not offended by it."

She closed her book. "Well, it's past my bedtime," she said. "Maybe the boys will be home soon and you can play some video games together. And if you get hungry, make yourself at home in the fridge."

I thanked her again for hosting me and for dinner, even though I truly wanted to thank Andre for that.

I resumed reading downstairs, as I hoped Mr. Schrub would soon go upstairs, but he continued burning the midnight oil in his office. I was about to go to my room, with the plan to return in the middle of the night, when the door to his office opened and I heard Mr. Schrub say, "Karim, would you come here for a moment?"

My heart shifted position: He had seen the voice recorder. I didn't know what to say. I couldn't lie that I left it out and someone else must have put it in his office, because I had said that I put it in my luggage. It would be even more dishonest to blame someone else to boot. I would have to take responsibility and accept my punishment.

Mr. Schrub was already sitting in his chair, but he was facing the window. Only his desk lamp was on. We sat for several seconds in the partial darkness.

I was about to apologize when Mr. Schrub said, "Karim, I'm sorry."

Even though it's virtually silent because it's digital, I was still afraid we might hear the voice recorder power on. His back was still turned, and I didn't know if he meant he was sorry that I had been disloyal, so I asked, "What are you sorry about?"

He rotated back to me. His eyes were the color of red wine blended with water. "When you told me your mother died, after the Yankees game, I wasn't very responsive."

"You do not need to be responsive about that. It is not your problem," I said.

"I know," he said. "Still. My father died when I was a kid. How old did you say you were, again?"

I had not in fact said how old I was previously, but I told him 13. He pointed to himself. "Ten."

He walked to the window. The moon produced some light, but the woods were dark. "It's curious what you do and don't recall from something that happened over half a century ago," he said. "All I remember from when my mother told me is I was wearing this sweater. This navy blue sweater she'd knitted for me. I had to wear it every day in winter for two years because of the wool rations. And it had this loose thread, and I kept pulling it and pulling it while she explained to me what sometimes happens to soldiers during wars, especially brave fighter pilots, and finally she screamed at me to stop it or my sweater would completely disappear."

"Sometimes people react in unpredictable ways when they hear about a death," I said.

"Did you?" Then he turned from the window. "You don't have to answer."

"No," I said. "I will."

I talked about how several of my relatives came to Doha from around Qatar for my 13th birthday. "But they were truly coming to visit my mother for one terminal time," I said, and I explained how she had breast cancer and the doctors had permitted us to move her to the apartment, which required transporting equipment and hiring a nurse. My father prepared much food the day before the party, including lamb, which was my mother's preferred meal. "It was hard for her to chew the lamb, so he made hareis, which is cooked slowly and therefore fragile," I said.

"I went to sleep stimulated about the party," I said. "My father came into my and my sister's bedroom that morning when it was still dark. Zahira was asleep. He said, 'Karim, come with me, please.' It was February and we did not have heating, so I was vibrating when I followed my father out of the bedroom and into the hallway. Then he told me, 'I am sorry, but we will not be having your birthday party tonight. We will be having a funeral.'"

Mr. Schrub was looking directly at me while I spoke, which typically would make me nervous, but now I was concentrating on the story and I forgot about his presence.

"I was quiet for a long time," I said. "And then I do not know why I did it, but I smiled. That is what I mean by unpredictable behavior, because of course I was not happy. My father asked, 'Why are you smiling?' and I did not know and did not answer, but he kept asking me and it kept making me smile more, and finally he slapped me on the left side of my face. Then I think I said, 'I do not want a birthday party anyway,' and ran away from him. I exited our apartment, even though I was in my nightwear and it was still dark, and ran through our courtyard to a big date tree behind the apartment complex that was there when we moved in. I sat underneath the date tree for a few minutes, but its skin hurt my back, and I turned around and punched it. It pained me, and because the tree did not move I punched it again and continued punching it for several minutes."

I paused. It was strange how I was remembering all these details I thought I had forgotten by talking about them for the first time.

"I was upset about many things," I said. "I think what upset me the most was that I never said good-bye to my mother, even though that might have been more painful to do. I do not even remember what our last conversation was. It was probably something insignificant." I tried to remember it at that moment, but as I always did, I failed.

"In a few minutes my father found me," I said. "He pulled me away and I tried punching him instead but he restricted my arms and I finally gave up. It was foolish to do, and sometimes my right hand still pains me, e.g., when I play racquetball for too long. But I came back inside with my father because I considered that someone had to tell my sister what happened in a way that would protect at least some of her feelings."

I stopped. It was the most I had said nonstop to anyone since I arrived in the U.S. I felt slightly humiliated for revealing so much, but I also felt partially enhanced.

Mr. Schrub didn't say anything. He only nodded. I valued that.

He picked up a gla.s.s of golden alcohol that looked even more golden from his desk lamp and drank from it, then held his hand under the lamp. "He had these hands, these huge hands. Johnny Bench hands. Skin like a deer hide, calluses everywhere. I always wondered when my hands would get to be that size, feel that rough. And they never did. Dainty little things." He inspected his hand more closely and laughed quietly. "I get a manicure every two weeks."

I understood, because I remembered looking at my father's hands the same way when I was young, but now my hands are of equal size, although his skin is rougher.

"It's funny," he said. "You act a certain way, and you think you're an absolutist, but every day there are these little shifts. They're so small you don't even notice them. And one day you look at yourself and aren't sure how you got there."

I said, "That is usually how change occurs. It is like physical growth. You cannot detect it on a daily basis."

"Like a physical growth," he said, although I had merely said "physical growth" and did not include the indefinite article. "Exactly. Like a tumor."

I didn't want to correct him, so I said nothing, and he looked at me and said, "I know listening to a drunken old man ramble on isn't your idea of a wild Sat.u.r.day night. I'll let you hit the hay."

As I exited the office, he said, "Thanks for the talk."

I said, "You are welcome, Mr. Schrub," and then I felt even worse about spying.

I went to my room. Now I would have to return in the middle of the night for the voice recorder. I considered his statement about the little shifts and what Mrs. Schrub said about being different now from what she was at age 16. My mother always told me the best jobs helped others, but my skill set does not make me a good teacher, and although I am strong at memorizing, I had difficulty with biology and therefore would not be an efficient doctor, and I am not very interested in the legal system because it is man-made and elastic to different countries and not universal the way math or programming is. Of course I am creating and distributing wealth through Kapitoil, but I am only indirectly helping others. To reroute my brain I read The Grapes of Wrath The Grapes of Wrath, and I stayed awake until I completed it.

I initially became angry at Steinbeck when the character Rose of Sharon gives birth to a baby that is dead. It was as if he didn't want to write a happy ending, so he selected the unhappiest ending. But then she fed the dying man she didn't know at the true ending with the milk that she initially reserved for her baby, and I appreciated the previous negative charge. It was possibly the first time a book made me think differently about a subject not because of a logical argument. I felt like calling Zahira to tell her about it, but I didn't want to contact my father.

In addition, it was 2:30 a.m. and an optimal time to retrieve the voice recorder. If someone detected me, I would say I was making myself at home in the fridge.

I descended the stairs slowly. The house was muted, and the light under Mr. Schrub's office door was out. As I walked down the hallway, I heard voices outside the front door. If I stayed near his office I would be caught, and if I ran back upstairs it would look suspicious, so I quickly entered the kitchen.

The sounds were (1) (1) the front door opening with difficulty; the front door opening with difficulty; (2) (2) Jeromy and Wilson whispering loudly; and Jeromy and Wilson whispering loudly; and (3) (3) a female voice laughing with them. a female voice laughing with them.

Mr. Schrub's sons entered the kitchen with a female approximately their age. She was very tall and thin with blonde hair and a face that was slightly like a horse's and a white scarf tied around her neck. I wished I wasn't in my nightwear.

"Hey, what's going on, Karim?" Wilson said. He sniffed and rubbed his nose several times and said, "Karim works for my dad. This is George." I was surprised a female had the name George, but I didn't say anything. "What are you doing up, man? A little midnight snackage?"

"I already ate some baklava," I said.

"He already ate some baklava," Wilson said, and he laughed and again sniffed his nose, and George laughed also, even though there was nothing humorous or original in his statement. Then he said, "What, you don't like our country's cuisine?"

"I very much like American food," I said.

He asked, "And how do you like our house here?"

"I like it very much as well."

"So if I go to-where the f.u.c.k are you from, again?" he asked. I told him. "Qatar," he said. "Qatar. Qatar."

He got up and ran to a drawer and pulled out a knife and put it behind his back. Then he said, "Cut her, cut her," and returned to the table and grabbed George's arms behind her back and commanded me, "Cut her, Karim, cut her," and deposited the knife in my hand as he held her.

It was a knife for b.u.t.ter, so I knew he wasn't serious, and she pushed him off and said, "You are such such a c.o.c.k, Wilson," but she was laughing and then said, "And don't be mean to him," which was generous but made me feel like a child even though I was the oldest. a c.o.c.k, Wilson," but she was laughing and then said, "And don't be mean to him," which was generous but made me feel like a child even though I was the oldest.

Wilson said, "But seriously, if I go to Qatar, you'll put me up? We'll hang?"

"Yes. Although we do not have as luxurious accommodations, I will try to show you the hospitality your family has shown me," I said.

He nodded and smiled. "I'm just f.u.c.king with you. The only thing that's going to cut her is a surgeon's knife." He compressed his hands over her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. "Give her a nice pair of D-cups."

George pushed him off again, but Wilson asked, "What do you think, Karim? Does she need an upgrade?"

Although her chest was in fact very minimal, and the rest of her body was so thin that I could see light blue veins everywhere, I said, "I do not know."

"Why not?" he asked. "You don't swing that way?"

Jeromy said, "Come on, Wilson," but he ignored him.

"I have not been observing your girlfriend in that mode," I said.

"My girlfriend girlfriend?" he said. "She's not my girlfriend. She's my sister sister." He kissed George with his tongue for several seconds until she again pushed him away. "This is what we do with our sisters in America. We keep it in the family. Family's important, don't you agree?"

The room and the house were quiet. "Family is very important," I said.

He put his hand on George's behind. "And you do this with your sisters in Qatar?"

"No," I said. "We treat our sisters with respect. If you truly had a sister, maybe you would understand."

Then we heard rapid footsteps like a clock ticking quickly and Jeromy said "s.h.i.t" and in a few seconds Mr. Schrub opened the kitchen door with force. He was wearing the same clothing as before and looked as if he had fallen asleep in his office.

"How did you get home?" he asked Wilson.

"Drove," Wilson said.

His face was as red as the hawk's shoulders. "You've been drinking?"

"No," Wilson said. "I had one drink. Maybe two."

Mr. Schrub breathed in deeply through his nostrils. "Would you mind taking a taxi home?" he asked George. She looked very afraid and said she didn't mind, and he gave her a $50 bill from his wallet and asked her to call for it and wait outside.

I didn't know if I should leave as well, but I was afraid to ask. I moved to the kitchen door but Mr. Schrub said, "You can stay, Karim."

Then he turned to his sons and commanded them to sit down. They both looked at the table as he spoke. I don't remember all his words, but at a high volume he told them that they should call a taxi if they had even one drink and he wasn't bailing them out for any more DUIs and they were irresponsible and he was fed up with them. In the middle of yelling at them he picked up the knife, which I had placed on the table, and he didn't pay attention to it in his hands, but when Wilson interrupted him once to say he was 21 years old and legally allowed to drink, Mr. Schrub yelled even louder and bent the knife approximately 30 degrees with his hands and Wilson didn't say anything else.

Mr. Schrub said one more thing that surprised me: "I'm furious with you two. You've really let me down." I wondered if this was something all fathers said to their children, or if it was just that my father and Mr. Schrub had similar philosophies, even though my father said he wasn't angry and Mr. Schrub said he was.

He walked to the door and stopped. "And if I ever, ever ever hear you talk to Karim, or anyone else, like that again, I'll be much more than furious." hear you talk to Karim, or anyone else, like that again, I'll be much more than furious."

Then he exited to the upstairs and I waited for 45 seconds while Wilson and Jeromy were mute before I returned to my bed.

I couldn't get the voice recorder now, and I couldn't fall asleep, so I looked out the window in my room at the light from the moon, which was half dark, and at the stars, which are invisible in New York and which I miss seeing when we visit our cousins in Al Khor. I'm not the cla.s.s of person who believes that my mother is in the stars and observing me from there, but it's profitable to remember that sometimes your problems are minor and the universe is infinitely larger and ultimately careless of what happens on earth, especially to one person, which can simultaneously make you feel alone.

I still didn't fall asleep for several hours, and I woke up when Irma knocked on my door and told me it was time for brunch.

Everyone was waiting for me at the dining room table, and I apologized. Wilson and Jeromy both looked more fatigued than I was, so I didn't feel as guilty.