Plagiarism In Another World 3 The Guild

Mu was rounding the blacksmiths when he saw it The Guild," Holy s.h.i.t, that is huge." The guild was about two times the size of every building around it and looked like a mini manor. He walked in and noticed that there was almost no one there except for a girl screaming unintelligible words to a beat and one guy behind a desk. " h.e.l.lo sir are you the receptionists?" Mu asked walking up to the man," Who else here could be?." The receptionists said with an accusatory gaze. "Umm no sir I just wondered because usually a woman is the receptionists in these kinds of places." Mu said thinking about the cliche. "Yea well f.u.c.k you I've wanted to be a receptionist my entire life and everybody said I couldn't." The receptionist said with his voice ringing out into the guild. "Ok sir I can see that now so what can you tell me about the guild." Mu said wanting to get past his mistake. "Well we are the bards guild. We give out missions and venues to bards to let them get a start in this world." The receptionist said immediately sounding like a robot. "So what the h.e.l.l is she doing?" Mu said. "She is singing to practice for one of her missions." Said the receptionist. Mu looked quizzically over at her and said,"How is that singing I don't understand a thing she is saying." "Well you don't have to understand it to feel its effects." "Oh ok well how do I register." The receptionist disappeared under the desk and brought out weird looking horn. "You just need to sing or play an instrument into this and it will tell us wether you qualify and where you rank on the bard scale." The receptionist responded handing over the horn. "Ok well what are the scales?" Mu asked knowing it was probably E,D,C,B,A, and S. "They are like this; E,D,C,B,A, and S." The receptionist said thinking he had just blown this guys mind. Called it Mu thought. "Ok well when do I start?" Mu asked,"Now if you want or we can provide you a room." The receptionist said,"I'll take a room then, oh yea and what's your name?" Mu asked while the receptionist started guiding him towards and upstairs room." Huh well my name is The Receptionist." Said The Receptionist as if it was the most ordinary name ever. "Well here is your room key sir it is right here number 69 and if you need anything just yell." The Receptionist said with a smile. The receptionist and Mu thought,"Nice" as they walked apart. As Mu walked in he saw the entire room was wooden with nothing in it. "Ok well what am I going to sing." Mu said to absolutely "no one" then he had an idea. "The Jeopardy Theme because this place is boring." So one round of Jeopardy later and Mu is walking out of the room horn in hand. He placed it on the receptionist desk with a dramatic flair and said," Rate Me! Rate me all you want." "Ok sir well could you calm down no one is going to rate you here you are safe." The Receptionist said with a calming voice. "No, I know your a Rateist it's your job." Mu said," Well yes sir it is but it is necessary." "Ok," Mu said ready to get rated. The Receptionist disappeared Into the back and came back with a shocked look and a Bard card. "You..You..You are an S ranked bard." "Haha I know," Mu said with a face befitting of even the a.s.shole family. "W..well just right your name here and we will be done I will rate you no longer." The Receptionist said looking sad. "Do not worry The Receptionist," Mu said while writing his name on the card. "You can rate me anytime you want." Then Mu left swishing his nonexistent tailcoat.