Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi 9 Bunking With Blaze-Kun The Daily Life Of A Blaze

It's been a week since I've moved into Blaze-kun's room and a lot has happened. First, I need to mention the fact that I'm now half bonsai tree. During one of the days Blaze-kun wasn't in his room, I got bored and coincidentally noticed a seed inside the pot I'm currently residing in, I was messing around with it, trying to figure out what type of plant it was, when I accidentally spliced myself, and combined with the unknown seed to create a new plant. After growing for about a week, I'm 94% positive the mystery seed was some kind of bonsai tree, so now I'm half bonsai half... whatever kind of tree I reincarnated into. I'm not actually sure what type of tree it is, it's very familiar to some of the trees from Earth, but it's leaves are like giant four leaf clovers and instead of the normal green, the leaves are red like an apple.

Since I have the ability to grow super quickly, I was able to tell that the seed was similar to a bonsai. So now, Blaze-kun's room has a splash of color because of the reddish, bonsai looking plant on the desk.

Ok, enough about me, I've been living with an Ike-men puppy(of course he only acts this way when he's alone) for a week, I bet you're all super jealous, right? Well don't be, I have no interest in these guys... unless you count needing information. I mean, to ship the perfect couples together, you need to know everything about them, otherwise you might slip up and ship the wrong people. So, I've been "observing" Blaze-kun's daily schedule and I've come to the conclusion of, its very repet.i.tive. Seriously, does this guy not have any friends, actually... with his domineering personality, it's very likely that he doesn't have any friends. Ugh, who am I supposed to ship this guy with? Blaze-kun starts his day waking up at around 6:30(I'm estimating, there's no clocks in this room), changes into what I a.s.sume is some kind of workout clothes? Meanwhile, I get to see this muscular (8-pack) Ike-men get dressed,I swear it's for the sake of the ship *nosebleeds*. After that, he leaves and comes back a couple hours later, drenched in sweat, and wipes his body down with a wet cloth and water from a bucket he brought in the room... so bowls do exist, why did you use you hands to carry water to me? After he's done, Blaze-kun puts on a purple kimono that works surprisingly well with his hair, straps on his katana to his waist, and leaves with the bucket after pouring some water into his new bonsai and parting with the words, "Eat up, little guy." ...Should I be happy or disgusted that I just got fed half-water half-sweat?... at least it's a handsome guys sweat.

Blaze-kun comes back a few hours after that, walking in with his domineering aura, and immediately dissipating it once he closes the door. He sighs, then sits down in the chair and writes something in ink while holding a one-person conversation with his new plant for an hour, I tried to read his writing once, but the language isn't familiar to me, so I can't comprehend what he's writing down. By the time he's done, it already dark outside. He once again undresses, changing into a lighter material, what I a.s.sume to be undergarments, and goes to sleep, but not before saying "night, little guy."

This has been going on for about a week. Yes, the exact same thing only a little different in terms of topic of conversation or color of kimono or minor things like that, I have not seen this guy talk to another person ONCE! Blaze-kun... who am I supposed to ship you with if you have no friends and don't talk to anyone. If he does have friends and I just don't know about it, color me suprised, because every time he leaves his room, he puts on his domineering face and even though I'm a plant, I can still feel the pressure from his stare. Anyone that could talk/look Blaze-kun in the eyes while taking that pressure has to either be super strong or completely ignorant.