Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi 35 The Art Of Fujoshi Distraction

But now a Cold-kun diffusing killing intent into the air has a sword aimed at me...well, at Nars. And that's because I'm...in...Nars' shirt...

Ok, ok, we get it, everyone thinks I'm a pervert, move on with your lives.

I also might have unconsciously hugged Nars' naked chest...which doesn't really help my case...

After I (ACCIDENTALLY) hugged Nars, I felt his whole body turn tenser... sigh, really not helping myself, am I?

Cold-kun notices this and the surroundings get even chillier, "Times up." He easily slices up the metal chest plate and undershirt, to reveal well-defined abs and pecs with a small fairy trying to make herself invisible.

Shoot, I need to distract Cold-kun or he's gonna kill me...hehehe perfect. I become a narrator in a doc.u.mentary and overdramatizing start describing the situation I'm by own fujoshi way," Cold-kun rips off Nars' clothes...then...speaks sweet nothing...they...moans..." By the end of my commentary both of the partic.i.p.ant's faces are beet red. I personally think it could have been better, but seeing as I was rushed, I pat myself on the back for my quick-thinking.

Nars seems to be more accustomed to those kinds of words, as he gets out of his daze faster than Cold-kun, who seems more embarra.s.sed. He stares at me with a scrutinizing gaze before asking," Who are you? Some of the details you described... only the two of us know."

Oh ho, spicy. If you say it with context like that, people are going to take it the wrong way. I didn't have enough time to coming up with an original setting, so I combined some of the conversations they had when they were by the main tree and used that to give the characters more definition and uniqueness. But... I want to have a little fun before I tell them.

By now, Cold-kun has also regained his composure and is waiting for my answer. I smile teasingly, "What, dont recognize me?"

They look at me, dumbfounded by my question to answer a question logic.

"Are we supposed to?" Cold-kun asks with an eyebrow raised. Cute.

"Sigh," I say sigh out loud. " Well then I guess I'll just have to show you." I don't actually know if what I'm about to try is going to work, but I need to take some risks if I want them to believe me.

I fly right next to the main tree's bark and put my hand on it. My plan is to integrate with the main tree. The idea is that my fairy body only exists because my consciousness is in it, which controls its form, so if I were to switch my consciousness to to the main tree the physical body that I created will dissapear. Meaning that I can become 'Great Value Tinker Bell' on command. Well, that's what I hope anyways. Come on author, help me out just this once.