Return To The Past: I Won't Choose Humility This Time! Chapter 721 - Stinky

Chapter 721: Stinky

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Do you know what this is?”

Hu Guo opened the drawer next to her bedside table and took out a small white medicine bottle.

“I don’t know!” Yun Xi answered the question directly without even turning her head.

“This is the collagen that my mother asked her friend to especially bring back from abroad. Although I’m a few years older than you, as long as I keep taking this collagen, I will always be young.”

Hu Guo introduced the miraculous medicinal properties of collagen in the small white medicine bottle.

The corners of Yun Xi’s mouth began to twitch. She knew that she was here to show off that she had access to this imported medicine. Those who did not know would think that she was here to do some kind of sales campaign!

Hu Guo picked up the water cup on the bedside table and took the small collagen pill in the bottle.

“Little Sister Yun Xi, let me tell you about this outfit! If you learn these outfit combinations, you will definitely become beautiful in your school.”

Hu Guo started to show off again.

Yun Xi thought that the effects of the medicine would take effect soon, so she did not want to argue with Hu Guo. She handed the magazine in her hand to Hu Guo.

“This celebrity’s style of dressing is my favorite. It’s simple and generous…”

“Pfft!”

The powder took effect!

Hu Guo was only halfway through her words when a fart interrupted what she was about to say.

Hu Guo was a little embarra.s.sed, but humans were creatures that grew up eating grains. It was inevitable for people to fart. Hu Guo planned to continue talking and pretend that this had never happened.

“I also like this person’s dark style very much! It’s just that I feel that this style is a little out of the ordinary…”

“Pfft!”

“Pfft!”

Hu Guo farted two times in a row, each sound louder than the last.

“Do you want to go to the toilet? If you’re going to the toilet, I can wait for you to come back to explain.”

Yun Xi tried hard to hold back her smile and asked with a concerned look on her face.

“It’s okay, it’s probably just a stomachache!”

Hu Guo smiled awkwardly and changed her position so that she would not fart so easily.

“Then let’s continue!”

Yun Xi pinched her palm deeply to stop herself from laughing.

“Pfft, pfft, pfft!”

Hu Guo followed up with a fart that was full of twists and turns. Yun Xi even suspected that this fart contained something.

If the first two farts were just a warm-up that made Hu Guo feel a little awkward, then this fart now contained an unbearable stench.

The smell almost made Hu Guo spit it out. It took her a long time to calm down and look at Yun Xi.

Hu Guo had never thought that one day she would despise herself so much.

However, even though she kept farting, Hu Guo could feel that she definitely did not have the urge to go to the toilet.

Yun Xi’s expression was not much better. She forced a smile and asked Hu Guo, “Do you feel alright?!”

When she opened her mouth to say these words, a huge stench rushed straight into her throat.

Yun Xi wanted to die on the spot.

It seemed that this method could not be used next time. This was really a stupid method that was a double-edged sword!

“It’s alright, it’s alright! Perhaps the roast duck today had gone bad. I’ll open the bedroom window and let the air out so that there won’t be such an unpleasant smell.”

Hu Guo said the last sentence in a very low voice. Perhaps she was feeling particularly awkward at the moment.

“Mmhm, that’s much better!”

Hu Guo tried her best to curl the corners of her mouth into a smile.

“Pfft!”

Another fart appeared.

Following that, another series of farts appeared. Even the windows of the room could not hide the strong smell of rotten eggs.

Yun Xi held her breath and turned to walk out of the door.

“Sister Hu Guo, it’s not that I don’t want to live with you, but I really can’t stand this smell anymore.”

“You know that I grew up in the countryside! However, even the public toilets in our countryside don’t have such a choking smell. I’m going to make do with my boyfriend for the night. Take care of yourself. If you’re really not feeling well, you can try taking some medicine.”

Yun Xi followed suit and pretended to be very caring. At the same time, she let Hu Guo know that even though Hu Guo thought that she was superior because she was from the capital, her farts were actually even stinkier than the public toilets in the countryside.

What is there to be superior to, and what is there to be proud of?!