Infernal_ A Repairman Jack Novel Part 33

"Is he feeling better?"

"Seems to be. At least he's not throwing up anymore. Hasn't been sick since Tenth Avenue. Perked up right after he got here."

Which only deepened Jack's suspicions. Thinking back, he remembered only hearing Tom retch. Never saw any vomit. Of course, he hadn't been exactly itching for a look at regurgitated beef stew.

Still... with a guy a little less honest than a wharf rat, you never knew.

Gia tsked tsked. "Poor man."

"That's what you get for eating Alpo."

"Pardon?"

"Nothing. Look, when am I going to see you?"

A whole week away. Jack had missed her.

"Well, why don't the three of us go somewhere after you drop off your brother? There's a German Expressionist exhibit at MOMA that might be fun."

The Museum of Modern Art... just the place he wanted to spend his first day home from the sea.

Gia must have sensed his lack of enthusiasm.

"Give it a chance, Jack. There's no way a man who likes The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari-which you insisted I see-won't find something to like there."

Oh, right. The crazy Caligari Caligari set design had been created by a couple of German expressionists. set design had been created by a couple of German expressionists.

"Okay. You're on."

He hung up feeling good about tomorrow, antic.i.p.ating a much-needed Gia-Vicky fix.

The feeling did a quick fade when he walked into the second bedroom that served as his TV room. Tom had the convertible couch folded out into bed mode-no sheets, just a bare mattress-and he was unpacking his bag... hanging clothes in the closet.

"What are you doing?"

Tom looked up and smiled. "Just letting some of this stuff air. It's been at sea too long. Was that Gia on the phone?"

"Yeah. She says hi and hopes you're feeling better, which you seem to be."

"Yeah. Amazing, isn't it. One minute you think you're dying, and a little while later you're feeling fine."

"Amazing."

"Still feeling a little weak, though. Why don't you ask Gia over?"

Here we go: Tom and his thing for Gia.

"I would, but what you have might be contagious."

"I'm sure it was just food poisoning."

"You never know."

Tom looked disappointed. "All right, then. Got any vodka?"

Jack shook his head. "Only beer. Probably not a good thing to be pouring booze into such an unsettled stomach anyway."

"Actually a beer would go a long way toward settling my stomach, I think. Could you get me one?"

Jack jerked a thumb over his shoulder. "Bottom shelf of the fridge."

Jack eyed Tom's neck as he pa.s.sed. He resisted an urge to grab it with both hands and shake him like a rag doll.

He listened to the refrigerator door open and close, watched Tom return carrying two bottles of Yuengling lager. He twisted the top off one and handed it to Jack, then opened the other and held it up.

"To brotherhood."

He clinked his bottle against Jack's and drank. Jack felt like saying, This is brotherhood This is brotherhood? but bit it back, choosing instead to say nothing.

For you, Dad, he thought as he took a long pull. Only for you.

He needed a beer. Had a feeling he was going to need many beers.

Tom gestured around Jack's cluttered front room. Gia once had called it "claustrophobic," and Abe proclaimed it "vertigogenic."

"I've just got to ask you about this. I mean, who's your decorator? Joe Franklin?"

"What do you mean?"

"The furniture for one thing."

Jack turned and took in his Victorian wavy-grained golden oak furniture-the gingerbread-laden secretary, the hutch, the paw-footed round oak table, the crystal-ball-and-claw-footed end tables.

"What about it?"

"Looks like stuff people used when they were listening to Little Orphan Annie Little Orphan Annie on the radio. And speaking of Annie, is that a Daddy Warbucks lamp?" on the radio. And speaking of Annie, is that a Daddy Warbucks lamp?"

"It is. He was a cool guy."

Tom stepped over to the inner wall and stared at the array of clocks and framed certificates.

"You're living in Gew-gawville. And look at all this: The Shadow Fan Club, the Doc Savage fan club, and Jesus, a Shmoo Shmoo clock!" He turned to Jack and laughed. "What are you? Ninety years old?" clock!" He turned to Jack and laughed. "What are you? Ninety years old?"

Jack felt no obligation to explain.

Tom stepped back into the TV room where he dropped onto the mattress and lay on his side, his head propped against his hand. He pointed to the big screen.

"Nice set. Got any movies we can watch?"

Jack was too bushed to start searching for a hotel room now. But first thing tomorrow... first d.a.m.n thing.

SUNDAY.

1.

After a restless night during which his bed seemed to be rocking with the swells of an unseen ocean, Jack got up and walked into the empty front room.

He stood there for a moment and tried to convince himself that last night had been a dream-that none of last week had happened.

Then he heard the snoring from the TV room and knew he wasn't going to be that lucky.

He looked in and saw Tom sprawled on his back like a beached whale. His right arm hung over the edge of the mattress, the fingers just brushing the top of the Lilitongue chest.

Jack had been on the phone for an hour. His first call had been to Joey who hadn't answered. Jack left a message and then got to work on the hotels. But no luck. Not one place he'd called-and he'd tried uptown and down-had a room. There had to be one somewhere in this d.a.m.n city.

He needed a break. He went to the kitchen and spooned some Brown Gold into his Mr. Coffee and got a pot perking. The odor of coffee soon filled the apartment.

Jack was pouring his first cup when Tom appeared, rubbing his eyes.

"Christ, what time is it?"

Jack took one look at the wrinkled T-shirt stretched across a belly that overhung a pair of pee-stained Jockey shorts and pointed back to the TV room.

"Out, d.a.m.n spot!"

Tom blinked. "What?"

"Get something on-at least on the lower half of that body."

"You're kidding, right?"

"No coffee for eyesores."

Tom stared at him a moment, then shook his head and retraced his steps to the TV room. He reemerged a moment later wearing a pair of plaid Bermudas.

"Happy now?"

"Happiness is relative. Less aesthetically offended is more like it."

Tom grabbed an empty cup, filled it, and took a long sip. No milk, no sugar.

He held up the cup. "d.a.m.n good coffee." He winked. "Give me a reference."

Jack did not want to reference that or anything else, didn't want to get started with games. But he couldn't resist.

"If you'd just toasted me with the cup and given a grin, I'd say Winston Wolf in Pulp Fiction Pulp Fiction. But the 'd.a.m.n' means you're probably thinking of Agent Cooper in Twin Peaks Twin Peaks."

"Excellent! I'm impressed. Now how about-?"

Jack was about to cut him off when the intercom buzzer beat him to it.

Baffled as to who'd be buzzing him at this hour on a Sunday-or at any hour on any day, for that matter-Jack stepped to the wall box and pressed the b.u.t.ton.

"Yeah?"

"Hi, Jack." Gia's voice. "Buzz us in. We've got a surprise for you."

Jack was momentarily baffled. Gia had a key. Then he realized that because he had company she didn't want to barge in unannounced.

He said, "Urn, okay, sure," and hit the unlock b.u.t.ton.

A surprise?

"Gia?" Tom looked panicked. "I've got to clean up!"

2.

"Well?" Gia said, waving a hand over the laden round oak table. "What do you think?"

She wore jeans and a loose, light blue top that heightened the color of her eyes.

She and Vicky had brought bagels and cream cheese, two quiches-one bacon and shallots, the other zucchini and onion-plus a coffee ring, and even the Sunday Times Times.

Jack forced a smile. "Looks super, but you shouldn't have."

No lie. Gia's intentions were the best, but she really really shouldn't have. This was only going to delay finding Tom a room. But then, Gia didn't know Jack was hunting a place for Tom to stay. shouldn't have. This was only going to delay finding Tom a room. But then, Gia didn't know Jack was hunting a place for Tom to stay.

"I picked out the coffee cake," Vicky said. She wore denim coveralls and had her hair pulled back into her signature French braid. "It's got sugar-coated pecans on it."