I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 756: Goose Feather Snowfall

Chapter 756: Goose Feather Snowfall

“Beep. As I wander in the rainy alley, I feel lonely and depressed…”

B-2 once again began to recite poetry through an online search to express his mood. How can you feel anything when you don’t even have any emotions?

Stop being depressed. All that happened was that your needle was stopped mid-way, but Xiao Qin can’t even be considered as a normal person. Ninety-nine percent of normal people wouldn’t be able to dodge it. Based on my visual a.s.sessment of the previous shots, I can’t even guarantee I could avoid it. If Xiao Qin didn’t have the towel, she might not even be able to stop it with her bare hands.

“d.a.m.n robot, how dare you attack my manservant?”

Ai Mi jumped off the bed while dragging a down pillow behind her. Compared to the size of her body, the pillow could be described as ‘gigantic’. Fortunately, while it was very large, it was relatively light.

“Die.” Ai Mi used all her strength to pick up the pillow and smash it towards B-2’s head.

“Beep. Master number one, please do not hit me. B-2 only wanted to protect you.”

The down pillow rebounded off B-2’s metallic head. Ai Mi persisted and continued to slam the pillow down on its head.

Ai Mi, who was wearing an outfit that was more revealing than a swimsuit, swung the pillow back and forth as if she was performing a futuristic exercise called hitting a robot.

“Who needs your protection? You’re trash, you’re a pile of junk who can’t even distinguish between messing around or actual danger.”

It might have been to increase the comfort levels, but the pillow had a very thin cloth cover. After the pillow repeatedly struck B-2’s antennae, a hole was finally poked into the pillow. A large amount of goose feathers leaked out and fluttered down as if a heavy snowfall had occurred next to B-2 and Ai Mi.

“Beep. Abnormal weather. Please check the air conditioning system. Please make sure to keep warm.”

In the end, B-2 was still a robot and the main method it used to process its surrounding environment was to take in data from a camera, then have it processed by its CPU. I bet its program can still be refined, that’s why it determined the goose feathers falling out the pillow as snow.

“Keep warm my a.s.s, I’m dying of heat.” Ai Mi got more into it the more she hit B-2. She didn’t even care that there were goose feathers stuck to her bare and sweaty skin.

“Don’t attack the manservant anymore, or I’ll tell Dr. Yu to disa.s.semble you into 10 toilet lids, then distribute them for free to major hotels.”

“Beep. Based on online information, metallic toiled covers will freeze your b.u.t.t in the winter. Master number one, please make sure to keep your b.u.t.t warm.”

“That’s none of your business.”

Ai Mi, who had her back to me while wearing her exercise outfit and waving a down pillow, really did make people agree with B-2’s a.s.sessment that Ai Mi’s b.u.t.t, which was exposed, did need to be kept warm.

“Beep. B-2 did nothing wrong. When master number three tried to violate master number one, firing an anesthesia needle was the best choice. B-2 has worked hard even if there’s no credit, so I should at least receive a reward…”

“You even want a reward? You should be happy I didn’t shut you down.” Ai Mi continued to wave around the pillow and hit the robot with pleasure.

“Next time, without my order, no matter what the manservant does, you can’t fire an anesthetic needle at him unless you want to become a toilet seat, understand?”

“Beep. That goes against my programming. If the situation occurred again where master number three tries to a.s.sault master number one…”

“a.s.sault? How is that even considered a.s.sault?” Ai Mi picked up the pillow and swung it down very hard, almost causing B-2’s hemispherical head to do a 180-degree spin.

“Even if the manservant does it again, that’s none of your business. If you interrupt me, I’ll throw you off a helicopter.”

“Beep. A helicopter that’s parked at an air field?”

“A helicopter that’s flying higher than a skysc.r.a.per.”

B-2 did not say anything, but turned to leave. Its wheels rotated slowly in a depressed manner as Ai Mi continued to hit it from behind.

I discovered that on my sister’s exposed back where you could see her shoulder blades, was a patch of pure white feathers stuck onto it as if she had mini angel wings.

If heaven was filled with this many bad-tempered angels, then no wonder Jesus descended to save people (I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to leave home).

After coming into more contact with the cla.s.s leader, I feel like I’ve also contracted a mild case of OCD. Thus I reached out to remove the feathers, but Ai Mi was still too focused on hitting and didn’t notice.

B-2 went to Dr. Yu to question him on why a middle school girl can his attack and Ai Mi chased it all the way to the infirmary while leaving behind a trail of feathers.

Xiao Qin, who left B-2 puzzled on why his attack was stopped, remained seated on the bed. I bet her sudden movements made her menstrual cramps worse.

“Are you okay? It’s actually not a big deal for me to get hit, so next time you don’t…”

Xiao Qin covered her stomach and shook her head: “It’s my responsibility as your childhood friend to protect you. Also, you’ve already ma.s.saged me for so longer and I’ve gotten much better…”

Why are you lying? I could even see cold sweat forming due to the pain.

“Sit there and don’t move. I’ll go ask Peng TouSi to see if he could drive you home. I’ll take you home to rest together with him.”

My suggestion to take Xiao Qin home didn’t make her happy.

“It, it was hard to get a chance to be with you. If I’m sick, you also take care of me, but if I go home it will be lonely by myself…”

“I’ll stay with you until Auntie Ren comes home.” I blurted out without much thought.

“I appreciate your offer, but my mom will be home late. If she sees me alone with you at home, she might get mad… Also, didn’t you specifically come here today to be with your sister? I’m not going to be too greedy and take all your time…”

Why do you treat yourself like you’re an outsider? Ai Mi is my younger sister, but you’re also my younger sister. I’m not going to leave my sister alone somewhere when she’s suffering from menstrual cramps.

In the end, Xiao Qin stayed behind and rested on the bed in room 103. Ai Mi saw Xiao Qin’s pained expression and it didn’t seem fake, so she lent her personal doctor to take a look at her.

“Hmph, I wouldn’t even care about you if it wasn’t for the fact you saved the manservant.”

When Dr. Yu heard it was menstrual cramps, he shook his head: “I’m not well-versed in gynecology, so I don’t think I will be of much help. How about you sign your name on this contract? One of my scientific peers is researching artificial uteri, so in 10 years women would be free from menstrual cramps. Also, it wouldn’t affect childbirth at all, so if you sign…”

Scram! Why don’t you install the artificial uterus on yourself so you can become a hermaphrodite.

The ma.s.seuse who had just given Ai Mi a body ma.s.sage had quite a bit of experience in relieving menstrual cramps. She heard that a girl next door was having menstrual cramps and came over to give Xiao Qin a professional ma.s.sage.

“Does it feel a bit better? I also used to get the same menstrual cramps, so I know how to deal with it.”

Xiao Qin laid on the bed without saying a single word. It was different than when I was ma.s.saging here because she didn’t make any strange sounds.

“It, it feels like an obstruction was finally cleared… you’re incredible…”

“I’m okay.” The ma.s.seuse sat on the bed next to Xiao Qin, “Before when I had to suffer through the pain, I hated that I was a woman.”

“Oh right.” The ma.s.seuse turned to face Dr. Yu, who was about to leave, “Frankenstein, when are you guys going to finish the artificial uterus? If it was a few years back, I might have gotten one.”

Since Dr. Yu always invented strange things and always tried to persuade people to amputate their limbs and then put on a prosthesis, the people who often came to the VIP building gave Dr. Yu a nickname of “Frankenstein”.

“I don’t have too much research on gynecology.” Dr. Yu reiterated, “The artificial uterus project is taken care of by my friend, do you want to sign a consent form?”

“No need.” The ma.s.seuse fanned herself with her hand since there was no air conditioning. You can’t use AC when you have menstrual cramps, so since Xiao Qin came over to rest, I turned off the AC. Ai Mi had complained earlier that the room was too hot. She said that I favored my girlfriend and didn’t care even if my sister was going to die of heat. Even though Ai Mi said that, I still didn’t turn on the AC since there were plenty of other rooms with AC. If Ai Mi had menstrual cramps instead, Xiao Qin definitely won’t complain about not opening the AC.

“If I heard before that there was an artificial uterus to remove pain, then I would have treated it as my savior, but now I no longer need it.” The ma.s.seuse said.

“Did you get your uterus cut out?” Dr. Yu asked rudely.

“You got your uterus cut out!” The ma.s.seuse said angrily, “I’ve already given birth, it gets better after you give birth. A large portion of people who get menstrual cramps will have it cured naturally after you give birth.”

Xiao Qin, who was lying on her side on the bed, turned her eyes toward me for some reason after she heard.

She didn’t say anything, but it seems like she was trying to imply something with her gaze.

What are you looking at? The reason why you suffer from menstrual cramps right now is indeed related to me, so I will be responsible for taking care of you when you have cramps, but having a baby with you in order to cure it… would be too big of a responsibility.

The next five hours were spent in peace and Xiao Qin reluctantly ate lunch with everyone. Ai Mi saw Xiao Qin’s abdominal pain, probably because she also suffered from menstrual cramps due to the cold, so she kind of sympathized with her and didn’t treat her as harshly.

“It’s only because you saved the manservant a couple times before.” Ai Mi emphasized, “Also, don’t have a pained expression on your face all day since you’re my maid. If someone else sees, they’ll think being a servant at my place with be a painful experience.”

I mean it’s true, even a robot will get hit.

At around dusk, Peng TouSi helped me drive Xiao Qin home. Since Auntie Ren could be back at any time, I didn’t prolong my stay. I told Xiao Qin to get some rest, then I went back home.

There was still an hour before the time we usually eat dinner at home, but when I got back, I realized my dad started cooking very early like he was practicing his skills.

After I told my dad I was home, I received a text form the cla.s.s leader.