I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 363 – Misunderstandings Are Terrifying

Chapter 363 – Misunderstandings Are Terrifying

Slap.

A loud slap.

The cla.s.s leader pulled out the bikini I accidentally left in the bag and slapped it on my face.

The cla.s.s leader left the bag under the tree and walked away without looking back.

“You can ask whoever likes wearing those shameful clothes to help fix your uniform.”

Ah, s.h.i.t… it’s all because of Xiao Qin, I forgot that was in there.

I thought the cla.s.s leader was talking about the coupons, so I said too much and made her misunderstand I really wanted to give her a bikini.

I even told her to wear it together with her brother and show it to me.

An awful misunderstanding. Even though the bikini is actually for your brother, but he would never help me fix my uniform!

It looks like my reputation with the cla.s.s leader dropped again. Why is it so hard to raise my reputation in the one place where I actually want to increase it?

In any case, keeping a bikini is like a hot potato. I should hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.

The worst part was that the break was almost over. During biology cla.s.s, Xiao Qin began telling me a joke.

“Ye Lin cla.s.smate, I’ve been collecting a lot of source materials to draw manga and some of them have some pretty good jokes.”

“I could tell you one that’s really funny, but make sure to not laugh out loud in cla.s.s.”

She began to speak without caring if I even wanted to hear it:

“A hunter went hunting in a forest and suddenly saw a black bear.”

“He raised his gun and fired a shot at the bear, but he missed and got caught by the bear.”

Xiao Qin already began laughing while clutching her belly after she only said two lines.

“Hahaha… then the bear said: I’ll give you two choices. One, get eaten by me or two, give me a b.l.o.w. .j.o.b.” (TN: In Chinese, the literal line says blow a trumpet, which is slang for b.l.o.w. .j.o.b)

“The hunter thought: It’s good as long as he could stay alive, so he gave the bear a b.l.o.w. .j.o.b…”

What’s up with this dirty joke, please stop saying anymore. Don’t you have any principles?

The rest of the joke was basically talking about how every time the hunter brought more firepower to take down the bear, he would get caught and made to give the bear a b.l.o.w. .j.o.b. Finally, the bear asked in bewilderment:

“Do you come to hunt or to give b.l.o.w. .j.o.bs?”

Xiao Qin kept laughing non-stop after telling me the joke. She would have been admonished by the teacher if she didn’t hide behind a textbook.

I had a serious face and didn’t know what was so funny.

“Haha… why aren’t you laughing? It’s so funny…”

“How is it funny?”

“It’s funny… because… the hunter goes hunting, but why does he carry a trumpet with him everywhere? The bear knows how to talk and is even a music lover… what a nonsensical joke.”

d.a.m.n, so after all that time, you still don’t know what they mean when they say blowing a trumpet? I thought your head was already filled with erotic thoughts after spending so much time with Chen YingRan.

After cla.s.s, Xiao Qin also told the joke to the cla.s.s leader. The cla.s.s leader quickly covered her mouth halfway through the joke, then she looked at me angrily as if I was the one who taught it to her.

It seems like Xiao Qin exists purely to distract me so I would make mistakes. I can’t forget to hand over the bikini this time.

I called Shu Zhe out next to the school garden. He took the bikini while grumbling about how I cost him money.

“Stop blabbering.” I said, “Make sure your sister doesn’t see this underwear or we’re both dead meat.”

Shu Zhe was baffled: “I can’t show any of the underwear to my sister.”

It’s not the same for this pair. If the cla.s.s leader sees a different pair, I could still push it off as Shu Zhe’s hobby, but if the cla.s.s leader sees the bikini, she would immediately know I was the one who gave it to Shu Zhe!

The sister didn’t accept it, so I gave it to her brother. The cla.s.s leader would definitely think I’m a ma.s.sive pervert and blow my brains out.

After I finished the underwear business, I remembered about the balloon business recommended by Uncle Fireball.

I’ve already bought the balloons and lipstick, so the only thing missing is Shu Zhe.

I wanted Shu Zhe to go to my house to blow balloons, but wasn’t sure how to split the money. I haven’t thought it through fully yet so I hesitated a bit.

At this time, Loud Mouth came near us and said:

“You guys have a pretty good relationship, I’ve seen you guys together a lot lately.”

Shu Zhe immediately began entering his kiss a.s.s mode:

“Oh it’s sis Yu Hong, it seems you lost some weight.”

Loud Mouth didn’t take his flattery seriously and left with a laugh.

I thought inside: You talk to her so affectionately, but you still call her Loud Mouth behind her back.

I originally wanted to say: “Come to my house after school to blow balloons”, but because Loud Mouth came by, plus Xiao Qin’s joke from earlier, I accidentally said:

“Come to my house after school to give me a b.l.o.w. .j.o.b.”

Shu Zhe was shocked and terrified and almost swallowed his chewing gum.

“Ye, bro Ye Lin, what did you say?”

The sun was shining especially bright and I was kind of dizzy, so I didn’t even realize I misspoke.

“Giving me a b.l.o.w. .j.o.b, don’t you need the money?”

“Even if you pay me…”

“It’s a surprise that you aren’t willing…” I raised my eyebrow, “I thought you were already used to working for me.”

“Do all your employees… have to do it?”

“Is it that hard? Even elementary school students can do it.”

Shu Zhe began to tremble.

“How do you know they can do it…. did you… make them do it?”

“I’ve seen them do it before.” I said confidently, “But they weren’t blowing it for me, they were just blowing it for fun among themselves.”

“Blowing it for fun?” Shu Zhe felt he was already out of touch with the current younger generation. He wanted to run, but I held him down by the shoulders since it was disrespectful to leave before his boss finished speaking.

“Bro Ye Lin, let me go. I won’t do it, no matter what.”

“Why not, isn’t it really simple?”

“It’s not simple and it’s way too perverted.”

“Do you have the right to say it’s perverted when you wear a bikini to school? I’ll give you ¥50 for blowing once, so it’s easy money.”

“What, only ¥50?”

I can’t believe he thinks ¥50 is too less for blowing a balloon…

“Oh right, you only get ¥50 if you put on lipstick, otherwise it’s only ¥20…”

“¥20? Are you looking down on me?”

“Well, you need to leave a lip print to get ¥50.”

“You want me to leave lip prints on that…?”

Shu Zhe tried his best to break free of my grip, but to no avail.

“I’m not going. I won’t do it even if I die.”

“Huh, do you have any negative feelings towards my house? Then, we could find a place with no one around and you can secretly blow it for me.”

“At… school?” Shu Zhe’s panicked expression looks as if he just escaped from the sinking t.i.tanic.

Shu Zhe was on the verge of tears after he realized he couldn’t escape from my grasps.

“Bro Ye Lin, please forgive me… you should let my sister do that kind of stuff for you…”

I snorted, “How? There’s no way she would agree.”

“Yea… normally it would be impossible, that’s why you have to build up a relationship with her first…”

Huh, why would we build a relationship to blow a balloon?

“And never mention this in front of her. And you have to listen to my sister and think of her first…”

It’s only blowing a balloon, why does it have to be so complicated?

“Then when my sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks what you want to eat or what you want, you would pretend to be troubled and wait for her to talk with you…”

d.a.m.n, that’s complicated. Is this acc.u.mulated from your years of experience from dealing with your sister?

“Then at this time, you should abashedly say that your friend’s girlfriends all blow it for them…”

Ah, my friends are mostly from the basketball team. Do their families all run adult goods stores?

“My sister would be upset after you tell her, but don’t argue with her. You have to blame yourself and call yourself a pervert. Then you call your friends all perverts and say you have to stop being friends with them.”

“Other than blaming yourself, you have to show my sister your devotion. You have to say you were weak and fell prey to the temptations of society…”

“It might not be a 100% success rate, but as long as you invoke her motherly instincts, it would be possible…”

What would be possible? Why would blowing a balloon be more annoying than getting a wife? I could blow it myself, but I don’t want to lie to the customers.

“Hey, you’re making me confused. The customers won’t be happy if it’s not you blowing it.”

“Customers?” Shu Zhe widened his eyes, “You want me to blow customers for only ¥50?”

“There’s no way I would agree. Cilantro Buns said he would give me ¥4000 to go to a hotel with him, but I refused.”

No s.h.i.t, you’re a trap, so you would get revealed.

“Bro Ye Lin, you’re awful…”

Shu Zhe began to sob for some reason.

“Hey, what’s going on? Do you have to be that sad for blowing a balloon?”

“Blowing a balloon, didn’t you say a b.l.o.w. .j.o.b?”

“Huh, did I say b.l.o.w. .j.o.b?”

“Is it a real balloon or is it slang for something else?”

“Of course, it’s a real balloon…”

“Ye Lin, you p.i.s.sed me off.”

Shu Zhe hit my chest as hard as he could and ran off.

Ah, it doesn’t hurt at all. But why is nothing going my way today…?