I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 280 – I’m Talking About Noodles

“Kidnapping for extortion?” It seems Xing Xing instantly lost interest, “Bro Ye, if you’re short on money, you can always ask us. Kidnapping is boring, chopping people up is cooler.”

I was cursing at him in my head, but I continued to create an eerie and frightening atmosphere:

“Listen closely, we’re not kidnapping for extortion. It’s for… it’s to teach a member of the group a lesson.”

“A member of the group? Do we have anyone else in your organization other than the five of us?”

I randomly made up some nonsense and he’s actually treating it like I have an organized crime syndicate.

Since Shu Zhe was a rope model for my store and has received employee benefits, then logically he would be a part of my group.

“Who had the guts to vex you?” Xing Xing asked, “Is he stronger than the five of us?”

“He can’t beat you guys.” I praised them, “You guys are all my direct subordinates, how can anyone beat you.”

It was the kind of the truth with Xiao Qin being an exception. Currently, in terms of our groups fighting power, Eunuch Cao is lecherous but full of useless fat, Shu Zhe is even weaker than him, so the Five Tiger Punishment Squad would actually be my generals.

Xing Xing felt prideful when I praised him.

“Bro Ye, then if he can’t fight, is he our advisor?”

Hm, Shu Zhe is like an inept advisor who thinks of devious plots and schemes every day.

I cleared my throat:

“That’s right, he’s our advisor. Don’t judge him by his age. Although he’s only in his first year of middle school and looks like a good student, he always has a lot of tricks up his sleeves.”

Xing Xing was curious, “Bro Ye, why do we have to teach him a lesson if he can be beneficial to us?”

“Xing Xing, there are also disadvantages to smart people. The police have been watching us closely recently and he can’t hold it in and wants to sell me out.”

Xing Xing was angered and slammed his hand down on the table.

“b.a.s.t.a.r.d, he’s gonna be a snitch? Bro Ye has done an innumerable amount of crimes. If he was reported, he would be locked away in prison forever.”

What crimes. Did you personally witness me commit a crime? Don’t wantonly give me life imprisonment.

Xing Xing lowered his voice after he vented his anger:

“Bro Ye, if you give me an order, I’ll kidnap the advisor and give him death by a thousand cuts. The first cut will be on his d.i.c.k.”

“No need.” I had a back full of cold sweat, “He’s actually the younger brother of a female friend. I don’t want his life, I just want to scare him a bit so he doesn’t betray me.”

“Oh…” Xing Xing laughed, “Looks like you’re good with women, I really respect you, I revere you and I can’t stop…”

“That’s enough.” I interrupted Xing Xing’s flattery, “Anyway, wait at the Pizza Hut behind 28 Middle at 5 pm. The target is Shu Zhe, a male junior at 28 Middle. He’s wearing his school uniform with a show-off haircut. He has average height with white and soft skin like a girl. He should be easily recognizable. Once you see him, don’t let him enter the Pizza Hut. Stop him midway and throw him on your car.”

“Okay bro Ye. Then what do we do, can we beat him?” Xing Xing became more and more excited.

“No.” I stopped him, “This dude would cry with a light tap and his cries could be heard for miles. Just cover his eyes and drop him off at my house. Let me repeat myself, don’t hit him but you can scare him. Don’t say I was the one who ordered you, just make up something, the more exaggerated the better. In short, when I see him, I want to see him trembling and s.h.i.tting his pants.”

Xing Xing laughed wickedly when he heard. It was the first time he could feel proud of carrying out my orders.

“No problem, just wait and see. We’ll complete the job.”

I put down my phone and drifted through the third afternoon cla.s.s. Nothing new really happened other than Xiao Qin doodling.

Oh wait, maybe this could be considered new.

After our eye exercises, six or seven girls gathered around Loud Mouth and Little Smart and began talking about cooking. The common consensus was: The cla.s.s leader had the best culinary skills and could work with no problems at a restaurant.

“Ah~~~ I envy the cla.s.s leader’s future husband~~~” One of the girls said, “He could eat so much good food for free.”

“Save it.” Loud Mouth said, “The cla.s.s leader’s goal is to be a criminal police officer. Who knows how busy she will be, her husband might even be the one who has to cook.”

“Oh, then wouldn’t her cooking skills go to waste.”

“Who cares.” Loud Mouth insisted, “Men and women all go to work, who was the one who decided it has to be the woman to cook for the man? The modern man must also learn how to cook.”

“Hehe, you probably think that way cause you just want to laze around.” The same girl chided.

“Hmph, so what if I like to eat.” Loud Mouth said with self-confidence, “Any man who wants to go after me has to be able to cook well.”

Little Smart said: “Nowadays most girls don’t even know how to cook, so how many men can cook?”

Loud Mouth glanced at me.

“Ye Lin, I heard your dad cooks, what about you?”

I nodded slightly with pride, “We both know how to cook, but we don’t know a lot of dishes… but my dad is great at cooking noodles… (TN: cooking noodles can be mistaken as down there or privates)”

The girls made a strange expression, but I didn’t realize and continued to say:

“Haha, I’m actually great at cooking noodles too~~~”

The cla.s.s leader was already cold towards me, but after listening to our conversation, she slammed her English dictionary on her desk and walked out of the cla.s.s.

My noodles are delicious. If you don’t believe me, come and have a taste of my fresh noodles.