I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 161 – Collecting Homework Is Also A Chore

Chemistry cla.s.s was in the afternoon.

Because the chemistry cla.s.s representative peeled the skin off his fingers when using pota.s.sium permanganate, the student committee member, Gong CaiCai, has to collect homework in his stead.

“Can you collect mines last! I’m not done copying yet!”

There were a few female students who pleaded while writing at a tremendous speed.

That actually was not that bad, at least they brought their own copies. There were a few tough female students who simply took a copy homework from the stack that Gong CaiCai collected. Then, they would start to copy without another word as if it had nothing to do with them.

“Um… Can you not take other students’ homework…”

Every time it happens, Gong CaiCai would stammer and use a voice as quiet as a mosquito to raise her objection.

But if the other person glares at her or ignores her, Gong CaiCai would lower her head and walk away laden with grief.

The male students, on the other hand, were delighted to let Gong CaiCai collect homework. In order to reach their goal, they would want the math cla.s.s representative to get hydrocephalus, the language cla.s.s representative to get emphysema, the chemistry cla.s.s representative to get mercury poisoning, and the physics cla.s.s representative to get electrocuted. By the way, Niu ShiLi is the physics cla.s.s representative. He has a great body and I have never seen him take sick leave.

Some male students would put their homework neatly in a stack waiting until Gong CaiCai comes to their seat. Once Gong CaiCai comes, they would place their homework on both hands and present it to her like a treasure. It was all in order to see her grateful but somewhat unnatural smile.

Some other male students were not that kind. They would purposely delay the amount of time it takes for them to take out their homework. It was all so Gong CaiCai will stand longer beside them so they can gaze at her chest, or ‘perverted gaze’ as Eunuch Cao refers to it.

Of course, you have to do this behind the cla.s.s leader’s back. Otherwise, the cla.s.s leader would use a textbook to hit your head, or a thick dictionary if you were unlucky.

Since Gong CaiCai was not that tall and she lacked strength, every time she collected homework, she would always return to her desk halfway through. She would place all the homework she collected on her desk so she can collect the remaining half.

The big loss, Eunuch Cao, actually once hid all the homework Gong CaiCai put on her desk while the cla.s.s leader and Niu ShiLi were not present.

When Gong CaiCai came back and realized the homework was missing, she was panicked to the point her whole face was covered with sweat and she searched everywhere. Then, Eunuch Cao crossed his legs, laughed lasciviously and said: “If you want to know where the homework went, then let me feel… feel…”

He stuck out his tongue and stared at Gong CaiCai’s breast with his beady eyes as if he had x-ray vision.

Then he was held down by the cla.s.s leader’s loyal dogs and given a beating.

“Die! Didn’t the cla.s.s leader say don’t bully our cla.s.smates!”

“That’s right! Also, the committee member’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s is a special resource of the 2-3 cla.s.s! Who says you’re allowed to feel it!”

“Gong CaiCai, don’t be scared, we’re here to support you!”

Although Eunuch Cao did not get his way, from then on, Gong CaiCai never left the homework on her desk anymore. Even if it was difficult for her to walk while holding all of the homework, she still held back her distress.

Not only was the pile of homework stacked very high, it was also very heavy. Because Gong CaiCai’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s were humongous, she had a high center of gravity, so it was one disaster on top of another. Sometimes her vision was blocked, so it was unavoidable for her to trip and fall forwards.

“The way she falls is pretty cute…” Xiao Qin eyed the way Gong CaiCai fell and drew it on a sheet of paper, then she pressed the eraser part of her pencil against her chin while thinking.

“Isn’t this referred to as ‘tripping on flat ground’ in manga? Reportedly it can increase the cuteness factor of a character… Should I try learning it…”

Learn? Don’t you already have enough tricks? Can you even fit that many tricks in your head? Also, what are you drawing on your draft paper? Is that the student committee member? Is that supposed to be a body? It’s just a mash of circles and squares! Also, Gong CaiCai trips on flat ground because her center of gravity is too high, why would you trip on flat ground? You used to take the horse stance all the time as a kid and you had a solid foundation. There is also nothing worth mentioning on the upper half of your body, so even if you tripped, it would definitely be faked!

Gong CaiCai, who tripped again today, finally reached me and Xiao Qin’s spot to collect homework.

Due to the incident in the hallway earlier, she did not dare look at me, she only faced Xiao Qin and said:

“Ca- ca- ca- can you give me your homework?”

“(*^__^*) Sure!” Xiao Qin said with all smiles, “As long as you tell me your secret of how your b.r.e.a.s.t.s got so big, then I’ll hand over my homework!”

Gong CaiCai blushed.

“Wh- wha- wha- what are you saying, Xiao Qin cla.s.smate?”

“Don’t be stingy~~~” Xiao Qin grabbed onto the elastic of Gong CaiCai’s pants so she could not get away, “Isn’t it the duty of a committee member to share their experiences? Can you share it with me? There must have been some secret in order to make it that big!”

Gong CaiCai was almost about to cry after being grabbed by Xiao Qin and being asked such an embarra.s.sing question while being surrounded by boys.

“Wh- what secret? If there was a secret for growing taller, I would covet it… Look at how short I am…”

“What’s wrong with being a bit short for a girl!” Xiao Qin objected, “I’ve always worried that I would be taller than Ye Lin cla.s.smate!”

After listening to Xiao Qin, Gong CaiCai snuck a peek at me, then immediately reverted her gaze.

“How, how would you be taller than Ye Lin cla.s.smate? Ye Lin cla.s.smate is the tallest among the male students…”

Currently, Xiao Qin was shorter than me by a head and she looked cute and helpless next to me. Obviously, no one would believe her when she said she was worried she would be taller than me. However, during the reign of the Little Tyrant, regardless if it was height or strength, she was superior to me. Based on that situation, it seemed very possible it would turn into a scenario where I would have to look up towards her and she would be able to easily pat the top of my head with a stretch of her arms.

I trembled with fear and shuddered after thinking of that possibility.

“Xiao Qin cla.s.smate, your homework…”

Gong CaiCai anxiously gazed at the homework hidden behind Xiao Qin’s back.

“No! I’m not giving it to you!” Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue and made a face at Gong CaiCai, “You’re too stingy! You clearly have a secret for getting ample b.r.e.a.s.t.s, but you won’t share! Just tell the chemistry teacher I didn’t do my homework!”

Based on a normal train of thought, Gong CaiCai should just turn around and leave after what Xiao Qin said. After all when the time comes, it’s Xiao Qin who will be scolded by the teacher. But she was stubborn, she felt it was her responsibility if she could not collect everyone’s homework.

“But, I really don’t have a secret! I didn’t even want this…”

Gong CaiCai said as she slightly lowered her head. She showed a complicated expression after seeing her protruding b.r.e.a.s.t.s.

“I’m telling the truth… I sleep on my stomach every night to prevent them from growing any bigger…”

“Xiao Qin, stop messing around.”

I estimated that Gong CaiCai would start crying if Xiao Qin kept bullying her. I did not want to hear that high-frequency bombardment again.

“Behave and hand over your homework. Don’t cause trouble for the committee member.”

I said as I placed my chemistry on the top of the pile. I actually did not finish the homework, I wrote some random stuff for the last two questions.

“Thank… Thank you.” Gong CaiCai promptly thanked me, perhaps she never expected that I would help her.

Xiao Qin puffed her cheeks with envy.

“How envious! It got so big without doing anything!”

Although she said that, she still listened to me and obediently handed her homework to Gong CaiCai.

But she demanded that her homework should be placed under mines.

“Because I’m Ye Lin cla.s.smate’s girl… No, I’m his childhood friend, so our homework can’t be separated!”

Xiao Qin sent me a glance as she changed her sentence. It meant ‘How about it? I didn’t forget to keep our secret. People would still call us childhood friends! Compliment me, compliment me!’

Gong CaiCai nodded her head like she half understood.

“I’m serious!” Xiao Qin emphasized, “If someone wanted to copy and split apart Ye Lin cla.s.smate’s and my homework, I’ll be mad!”

Gong CaiCai revealed a difficult expression, “But…”

“Don’t say but! I’ll lift up your skirt if our homework gets split apart!”

Xiao Qin made a serious expression and threatened her.

I remember the sports committee member threatened Gong CaiCai in the same manner previously. It is already well-known by everyone in the 2-3 that Gong CaiCai is afraid of getting her skirt lifted.

Gong CaiCai was more calm than I expected, “Um, Xiao Qin cla.s.smate, I’m not wearing a skirt today, haha…”

That laugh at the end was completed forced. It was like a Jewish person in a n.a.z.i concentration camp that received news he would not be sent to the gas chambers today.

“Eh? I could still take off your pants even if you’re not wearing a skirt!”

The evil Xiao Qin revised her threat.

“In short, protect our homework! They cannot be separated! Otherwise, everyone will know what kind of panties you wear!”

“What, why…”

Gong CaiCai sniffed her nose and left Xiao Qin. She was gradually getting used to being bullied by the rough Xiong YaoYue, but she never expected to be bullied by the frail and fragile Xiao Qin.

“Hey.” I reminded Xiao Qin, “Aren’t you getting too full of yourself?”

“Eh?” Xiao Qin paid close attention to the homework in Gong CaiCai’s bosom and did not understand what I meant.

“Because I promised to be your girlfriend and Auntie Ren also let you off the hook. Is your Little Tyrant personality rebounding after you feel really lucky?”

“Who’s the Little Tyrant…” Xiao Qin said with an ashamed expression, “Don’t bring up things from so long ago, I’m currently a 100% pure girl!”

“The kind of girl who bullies other girls?” I asked in response, “Did you forget that those who kick people around in shoujo manga always lose in the end?”

After my reminder, Xiao Qin’s face turned blue and she was stunned for a while.

“Not good… I did it unwittingly…” Xiao Qin stuck all her fingers in her hair like she was repenting, but at the same time, it also seemed like she did not recognize her own mistake, “Maybe it was because of envy… I’m so envious that there exists a person who’s worried about her b.r.e.a.s.t.s being too big! Mines are so small, someone must have stolen mine! Witchcraft, extraterrestrial technologies… I’m so pitiful! Why can’t I bully her a bit! She might return my b.r.e.a.s.t.s!”

What kind of logic is that? Do you think someone would use extraterrestrial technology to steal b.r.e.a.s.t.s instead of conquering the world? Also, you told Gong CaiCai to return your b.r.e.a.s.t.s… How? Can you absorb it if she returns it?

The next day was pretty hot, but Gong CaiCai still did not wear a skirt.

She also had a waistband tied tightly around her waist, it was tight to the point that breathing became difficult.

Every time she saw Xiao Qin, she would lower her eyes and walk around her. She also did not initiate a conversation because she was afraid her pants would be pulled off.

Finally, she fainted in PE cla.s.s because she had difficulties breathing.

“Eh? It wasn’t even half a lap?” The sports committee member, Xiong YaoYue scratched her head. Then, she found a stretcher and carried the unconscious Gong CaiCai to the infirmary along with the cla.s.s leader.

“Hey cla.s.s leader, you’re slacking off!” Xiong YaoYue did not forget to joke around even when carrying an injure person, “Gong CaiCai’s upper body is heavier. I’ll carry the feet side, you carry the head!”

The cla.s.s leader squinted her eyes and Xiong YaoYue turned silent. But, she still stuck out her tongue in defiance.

I think Xiao Qin needs a good scolding.