I Think My Boyfriend Is Sick Chapter 45

Wow the last few chapters are so long… This one is almost 4 pages

Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.

45.

I don't understand.

Since there's nothing wrong with him, why hasn't anything happened after an entire year of living together!

Could it be that I'm not charming enough? But looking at my boyfriend's reaction, he's obviously held it in for a long time too?!

Could it be that my boyfriend is a believer of a secret religion, and abstaining for a period of time will trigger his special powers, then going with a group of little companions to save the planet?

No, I cannot let my imagination run away again.

I feel that if I let my imagination run wild any longer, my boyfriend will turn into an alien, leave the Milky Way and return to his mother planet.

My boyfriend smiled coldly, saying: I hear that you think I'm impotent?

I needed to defend myself: No, this is a misunderstanding.

However, my boyfriend did not want to listen to my explanation at all, still tangled with that question.

He pulled my hand, pressing at the cloth between his legs to slowly caress it, with low and rapid breaths, the hardened s.e.x organ under the ironed suit pants, and no matter from my sight or hearing it was enough to make a person's heart accelerate quickly.

Boyfriend: I'm impotent?

Me: …This is clearly a misunderstanding!

Why does he insist to be fixated on this question!

This misunderstanding is already awkward enough! Being fixated on this question will make this even more awkward!

How should I cue him to change the subject!

Also friend will you please release your hand!

We're not at home, we're still in the underground carpark beneath the hospital do you still remember that!!!

Although I don't mind touching you like this! But can we touch each other when we're back home!!!

Boyfriend said: You fall asleep every f.u.c.king time you finish teasing me, I thought you were either impotent or frigid!

Ah?

…Did I?

Boyfriend: We've been living together for a year, around four hundred days, you're always like this!

Why don't I remember doing that… 

But now that you mention it, if this entire thing is just a misunderstanding… Four hundred days, just how many chances have we missed! Just about wasting our youth! Floundering around! Lost time is never found again! Laziness in youth spells regret in old age! How could I have been so stupid!

Boyfriend: Very good, we don't need to spend money on the hospital fees.

Darling your line of thought is leaping all over the place I can't follow… 

Boyfriend: I want to buy something else with the money.

Ah? Buy what?

My boyfriend smiled faintly: You guess.

What the heck, you want to play you guess I don't guess you guess if I'll guess?

How can he be so mentally deficient? Why do I feel that there's something wrong with my boyfriend today, his entire personality has become so odd.

Boyfriend: You can still let your imagination run wild even at this moment?

Am I letting my imagination run wild? How am I letting my imagination run wild?!

Boyfriend: Do you know just how agitated I feel right now?

But all I feel is awkwardness… 

Having such a misunderstanding for so long, doesn't my boyfriend feel the slightest bit awkward.

If you asked me if there was anything else I felt… Mm, probably a bit of regret, since we've wasted so much time, but agitated? Why would I be agitated?

Boyfriend: Will you stop f.u.c.king daydreaming!!!