I Think My Boyfriend Is Sick Chapter 43

Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.

43.

My boyfriend pulled me all the way to the hospital's underground car park.

I was completely baffled by my boyfriend's actions, but looking at that utterly serious expression on his face, it must be something big, so I didn't dare speak out, I could only follow him until we reached the car.

My boyfriend then pushed me into the car.

Me: What is it? Did something happen?

My boyfriend's face was completely serious.

I suddenly felt a little fl.u.s.tered.

Boyfriend: Are you impotent?

Me: …Ah???

Boyfriend: Are you frigid?

Me: … 

What's wrong with this guy? It's fine if he has a problem, how can he suspect someone else having a problem!

I'll get angry! Even though he's my boyfriend and I love him I can't stand it either!

Boyfriend: Talk.

Me: How can you be like this!

My boyfriend looked a little angry: Be like what?

Me: You're just too much!

Boyfriend: How am I too much?

Me: Aren't your words just too much?! I'll get angry!

Boyfriend: …Forget about it, I think you don't know either.

I really became angry.

What do you mean, I don't know either?! Do you think that I'm stupid? How am I stupid? How am I supposed to do my job if I'm stupid?!

I decided to express my indignant feelings at this moment, and so intended on pushing the door and slamming it on the way out, I pushed hard… And pushed… resolutely pushed… 

The f.u.c.k this little b.a.s.t.a.r.d actually locked the door!!!

My boyfriend pressed me back into the seat with one push.

Boyfriend: I think you seem to have filled your mind something really impressive with your imagination.

I was even more unhappy: What did I imagine? Tell me! Just what did I imag… 

My boyfriend suddenly pressed a forceful kiss on me.

Not a morning kiss on the forehead, nor a mere skin-on-skin goodnight kiss.

It was the long-awaited french kiss!!!

If it was the usual me I would definitely be very agitated.

And yet at the moment what I thought was… 

What is this guy trying to do? Does he think a forceful kiss will stop me from getting angry like in those TV dramas! Too naive!!!

I want to push my boyfriend away.

I think a detective like me who continuously fights three dozen people on the frontlines can definitely give this lawyer who sits in an office all-year-round a beating!

And then I was pushed down once more.

I want to cry.

It's definitely because I lack practice, that's why I can't push him away, that's why I feel my hands give away with no strength.