I Think My Boyfriend Is Sick Chapter 40

The conclusion is approaching.

Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.

40.

I didn't know how I was supposed to explain to my boyfriend, I even wondered if I should use my instant-kill move, throwing myself over to hug my boyfriend's thighs then start to sob sob sob explaining that I loved him.

And yet I recalled that in order to become a realistic-looking girl, I had put on makeup.

A simple question: What sort of dramatic effect happens after bawling out with makeup on?

I had seen a couple of melodramatic soap operas when I was bored. Not only will crying like that not give you the impression of a lovely and pitiful flower, it will also look incredibly terrifying.

Perhaps I should give him a forceful kiss.

I heard that when quarrels happen all you have to do is kiss him forcefully and roughly tear down his clothes then press him down on the bed and there won't be any more quarreling… Oh nevermind this difficulty is much higher than crying I choose to give up.

Just as I painfully contemplated on how to explain, my boyfriend suddenly spoke.

Boyfriend: You're tailing me?

Me: This is a misunderstanding… 

Boyfriend raised up Boss' photo: Or are you tailing him?

Me: I am tailing him, but… 

Boyfriend: I understand, you're not a cross-dresser, you wore that so that you wouldn't be discovered by me while tailing us.

He looks really angry.

I can actually understand his feelings.

Just like how I can not mind my boyfriend being impotent and frigid, I can slowly become used to his mysophobia and OCD, but I wouldn't be able to accept him not having faith in me.

If I exchanged roles with my boyfriend on this matter, I would be furious as well.

My boyfriend paced two rounds around the house, suddenly throwing the pictures onto the table, then raised his head to look at me, asking: Are you worried about me cheating on you?

Me: No… 

I was a little scared on the inside.

I kept on thinking that my boyfriend might be so angry after saying this that he'd give me a slap in the face, pack his bags and leave while slamming the door.

And yet my boyfriend just gave me a profound look.

Boyfriend: I understand.

His anger seemed to vanish in that instant, letting out a helpless expression.

Boyfriend: You don't actually need to be like this, no matter what, the one I love will always be you, dummy.

…Wait a minute what did he just understand???

Boyfriend: There's absolutely nothing between me and my boss, he's just an ordinary friend. I told you before that I won't break up with you, even if you're… Uh… You have to understand, the one I love is you as a person, not anything else.

Although I'm very touched by my boyfriend's confession, why does this sound so familiar and also a little strange???

Regardless, it's all good as long as he's cooled down.

I nodded with all my might, and my boyfriend smiled, embracing me and giving me a kiss, saying: Now wash the stuff from your face then change and go to sleep, we still need to visit the clinic tomorrow.

I was so moved I could only nod my head.

How can my boyfriend be so great!

If it was me, I would definitely still be angry, it's even possible that I might have already pulled my luggage out the door by now.

We'll visit the clinic tomorrow, and after treating my boyfriend's medical impotence, my boyfriend will be a handsome sweet talker with a huge libido nothing can be more perfect than this!

Oh what did you just say?

My client wants me to tail my boyfriend, he wants me to take pictures of him?

Pah! This moronic client from a contrived eight o'clock drama series, I'm not doing it anymore!