House Dad's Literary Life Chapter 31

Yang Yi wa.s.still calm, but Guo Ziyi was already exploding with rage because of theopposite party. He rushed forward angrily and said, “We can’t afford it?All right, come here and we’ll show you!”

“Wait,wait!” Yang Yi, who didn't know whether to laugh or cry, dragged Guo Ziyi,he still wants to dig a pit for the opposite party!

Guo Ziyi gotthe wrong idea. He thought Yang Yi was tight on money and hurriedly lowered hisvoice and whispered to Yang Yi, “Brother Yang, you don’t have to worry ifyou're lacking money. I’ll buy it with you with the pocket money I’ve saved!"

“Iknow.” Yang Yi rolled his eyes and pulled Guo Ziyi back.

With a playfulface, the pretty boy looked at the two men and said, “Come on, don’t discussabout it. If you're able to afford to buy a Wolf Fang, I'll smash my car!”

He alsoostentatiously shook his car keys, pressed on it, and not far away a compactSUV's light flashed.

Yang Yi andGuo Ziyi could not help but be silent for a moment, and almost rolled theireyes.

The car istoo compact. It is an SUV, but its length is not long, its height is not high.If people like Yang Yi sat inside, with his height, it is estimated that hishead will have to rub against the roof, and sitting in the back seat, it isestimated that one's feet can't be straighten, and have to curl up.

Of course,the shape is OK. The design was obviously been embezzled from a foreignbest-selling model. The Arctic white tone is also very generous, it's just toosmall! It can be compared to the Mini Cooper, which is more popular with womenin Yang Yi's previous life.

No wonder he'sa pretty boy. Everything he buys is so sissy…

“Thisis what you said?” Yang Yi said faintly.

The prettyboy saw Yang Yi indifferent look and felt a little worried, but the arrow wasalready been pulled and he had to release it. He thought that Yang Yi is justshowing off. He exclaimed: “Yes, if you can afford to buy Wolf Fang, I'llsmashed my car!”

This time,they made so much noise that the staff in the Wolf Fang shop heard it.

“Tsn’t that the grandson at Fiatti? What, come here andsmash our place?” In the Wolf Fang shop, a few men who are also wearingsuits came out, but they were tall and dignified, and compared with the prettyboy, their gap suddenly appeared.

At thismoment, Yang Yi’s eyes narrowed slightly, and from the way the other party waswalking, one word came up in his mind: “Soldier!”

Guo Ziyiseemed to have heard the same thing. He leaned over and muttered to Yang Yi:“I heard that Wolf Fang’s 4S store will recruit some veterans, and no oneelse dare to provoke them.”

The prettyboy smiled awkwardly and said, “Who, who dare smash your shop? Didn’t somecountry b.u.mpkins say they wanted to buy your car?”

“Whatyou’re saying is, if I can afford a Wolf Fang car, you’ll smash your Fiatti.”Yang Yi said faintly.

As thetallest of the three, Yang Yi was the first one to be noticed by the severalpeople who came out of the Wolf Fang 4S car shop. However, after listening toYang Yi’s dialogue, they realized that Yang Yi was standing on the oppositeside of the pretty boy.

Suddenly,the hostility in their eyes decreased a lot, especially the middle-aged manwith a little belly. He carefully looked at Yang Yi, as if he had found afamiliar feeling on Yang Yi.

At thismoment, the pretty boy felt as if he is being roasted on fire, but a tree needsbark and a person needs face. For the sake of his face, he straightened hisneck and called out, “That's right, if you can afford this car, and buy iton the spot, I’ll smash my car!”

Yang Yi waswaiting for him to say those words. He arched his arm while cupping his handacross his chest and gestured to the people of the Wolf Fang: “Severaleldest brothers have heard it too. Later, when he has to smash his car, I hope youbrothers can testify for his younger brother.” (TN: Yang Yi's gesture: Here.)

“Haha, that'seasy!” The middle-aged man said with a smile.

“ChiefWen, shouldn’t we give him the best discount for this bet?” A guy wholooked like a thin bamboo pole with buzz cut next to him said with a smile,“Fiatti is a rotten car, why should it stay in this world and harm people?”

The prettyboy jumped up excitedly, he cried: “You can’t collude, that doesn't count!”

Yang Yi saidfaintly, “There is no need for a discount, I'll make you lose convincingly!”

Themiddle-aged man, who was called Chief Wen, laughed and said, “Good, thischaracter, I like it! If you can make him smash his car today, I’ll recognizeyou as a friend! ”

A group ofpeople crowded into the Wolf Fang shop, and there were a few guys who heard thenews and came to watch the fun. Fortunately, the Wolf Fang is backed by the militaryfactory, rich and generous, and the storefront was extremely s.p.a.cious, so evenif some people watched the fun, it will not feel crowded.

Chief Wenwas in high spirits and wanted to act as a car purchase consultant himself. Hetook a copy of a doc.u.ment from his men, but he had no intention of opening it, andjust gave it a casual swipe: “Little brother, here. These three cars overthere are all the private cars launched by our Wolf Fang, see if any of themcatches your eyes.”

As a veteranin the automobile industry, the pretty boy has actually made some efforts, hesaid sourly on one side: “Is there a need to be so troublesome? Isn't itbetter to just show him the cheapest one? Wolf Fang S4, with a low price 430,000.Can you afford to buy it?”

Yang Yiignored him. After just looking around, he had a target.

Yang Yiwalked to a pickup truck with a rough frame, a bit like an off-road vehicle. WhenGuo Ziyi, who was behind him, saw that, his chin almost fell off.

Why are youlooking at a such a car?

Guo Ziyistill likes softer lines. (TN: Like those sports car.)

“Interestedin this Tyrant Wolf Legend? Xiao Jiu, throw the key over here! ” Chief Wenlaughed. He opened the car door and showed it to Yang Yi. “Our pickuptruck is tailor-made for individual users. Look, the body is big enough, andthere is enough s.p.a.ce in the front and back seats!” (TN: Xiao Jiu can alsobe translated as "Little Nine".)

“b.u.t.the back is not big enough.” Guo Ziyi could not help muttering.

“What?”Chief Wen didn't hear it clearly.

Guo Ziyi wasa little nervous, but he said, “The back of the car is too small, so if Iplace a seat on it sideways and I want to sit in the back, I can't stretch myfeet out……” (TN: Something like this? Here.)

Ordinarypickup truck, people buy this car for business. Even if it's for moving or deliveringgoods, how big can the back be? Not to mention the off-road pickup trucks,which are as big as a truck, and the back is also long and deep.

In Westernmovies, aren’t there often workers who get tired and sleep in the back of apickup truck?

Chief Wen isstill very straightforward, he did not make an excuse, but nodded to admit:“Yes, we did sacrifice the s.p.a.ce at the back. We wanted to innovate in theallocation of s.p.a.ce, and as you can see the s.p.a.ce in the body is verys.p.a.cious!”

“That’swhy even though your Tyrant Wolf Legent has been around for two years, itssales have been poor. There is a problem with its positioning.” Guo Ziyi curledhis lips.

These stungthe people of Wolf Fang, and a few young people are not happy.

“Whatdid you say?” The guy that looked like a thin bamboo pole, with a badface, said, “Finding fault, right?”

The pretty boyon the side, who looked like he was watching a joke, laughed happily: “Well,well, if you can't afford it, don't play this kind of act. Chief Wen, I thinkyou should not stick your hot faces to cold b.u.t.tocks, and be careful to berejected by others!” (TN: hot face to cold b.u.t.tocks: It means that youhave been complimenting and pleasing others, but others are ignoring them andnot paying attention to you.)

TN: By the way, "pretty boy" is also translated as little white face.

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