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The rivers by his song were turned as stiff as gla.s.s: The hungry wolf stood still, the lamb did much the same-- Pursuing and pursued, producing an _impa.s.se_--"
But while delighting in this labour, Mr Benny was at any time ready, nay eager, for a chat. At Cai's entrance he pushed up his spectacles and beamed.
"Ah, good morning, Captain Hocken!--Good morning! I take this as really friendly. . . . You find me wooing the Muses as usual; up and early.
Some authors, sir,--not that I dare claim that t.i.tle,--have found their best inspirations by the midnight oil, even in the small hours.
Edgar Allan Poe--an irregular genius--you are acquainted with his 'Raven,' sir?--"
"His what?"
"His 'Raven'; a poem about a bird that perched itself upon a bust and kept saying 'Nevermore,' like a parrot."
Cai winced. "On a bust, did you say? Whose bust?"
"A bust of Pallas, sir, in the alleged possession of Mr Poe himself: Pallas being otherwise Minerva, the G.o.ddess of Wisdom, usually represented with an Owl."
"I don't know much about birds," confessed Cai, reduced to helplessness by this erudition. "And I don't know anything about poetry, more's the pity--having been caught young and apprenticed to the sea."
"And nothing to be ashamed of in that, Captain Hocken!"
'The sea, the sea, the open sea-- The blue, the fresh, the ever free.'
"I daresay you've often felt like that about it, as did the late Barry Cornwall, otherwise Bryan Waller Procter, whose daughter, the gifted Adelaide Anne Procter, prior to her premature decease, composed 'The Lost Chord,' everywhere so popular as a cornet solo. It is one of the curiosities of literature," went on Mr Benny confidentially, "that the author of that breezy (not to say briny) outburst could not even cross from Dover to Calais without being prostrated by _mal de mer_; insomuch that his good lady (who happened, by the way, to survive him for a number of years, and, in fact, died quite recently), being of a satirical humour, and herself immune from that distressing complaint, used--as I once read in a magazine article--to walk up and down the deck before him on these occasions, mischievously quoting his own verses,--"
'I'm on the sea, I'm on the sea!
I am where I would ever be: I love (O, _how_ I love!) to ride On the fierce, foaming, bursting tide,'
"_et coetera_. You'll excuse my rattling on in this fashion. So few people in Troy take an interest in literature: and it has so many by-ways!"
"I'm afraid," confessed Cai, more and more bewildered, "that my education was pretty badly neglected, 'specially in literature, though for some reason or another I'm not bad at spellin'. But, puttin'
spellin' aside, that's just why I've come to you. I want you to help me with a letter, if you will."
"Why, of course I will," instantly responded Mr Benny, pushing his translations of the 'Fasti' aside and producing from a drawer some sheets of fresh paper.
"As a matter of business, you understand?"
"If you insist; though it will be a pleasure, Captain Hocken, I a.s.sure you."
"It's--it's a bit difficult," stammered Cai gratefully. "In fact, it's not an ordinary sort of letter at all."
Mr Benny, patting his paper into a neat pad, smiled professionally.
The letter might not be an ordinary sort of letter; but he had in old days listened some hundreds of times to this exordium.
"It's--well, it's a proposal of marriage," said Cai desperately; and in despite of himself he started as he uttered the word.
Mr Benny, having patted up the pad to his satisfaction, answered with a nod only, and dipped his pen in the inkpot.
"I don't think you heard me," ventured Cai. "It's a proposal of marriage."
"Fire away!" said Mr Benny. "Just dictate, of give me the main bearings, and I'll fix it up."
"But look here--it's a proposal of marriage, I tell you!"
"I've written scores and scores. . . . For yourself, is it?"
This simple and indeed apparently necessary question hit Cai between wind and water.
"I want it written in the first person, of course--if that's what you mean?"
Again Mr Benny nodded, "I see," said he. "You're here on behalf of a friend, who is too bashful to come on his own account."
"You may put it at that," agreed Cai, greatly relieved. "I told you the case was a bit out o' the common!"
Mr Benny's smile was still strictly professional. "It's not outside of my experience, sir; so far, at any rate. May I take your friend to be of your own age, more or less?"
Cai nodded. "You're pretty quick at guessin', I must say."
"A trifle rusty, I fear, for want of practice. . . . But it will come back. . . Now for the lady. Spinster or widow?"
"Does that matter?"
"It helps, in a letter."
"We'll put it, then, as she's a widow."
"Age? . . . There, there! I'm not asking you to be definite, of course: but to give me a little general guidance. For instance, would she be about your friend's age? Or younger, shall we say?"
"Younger."
"Considerably?"
"I don't see as you need lay stress on that."
"You may be sure I shall not," said Mr Benny, jotting down "Younger, considerably" on his writing pad. "Moreover we can tone down or remove anything that strikes you as unhappily worded in our first draft.
Trade, profession, or occupation, if any?" Seeing that Cai hesitated, "The more candid your friend is, between these four walls," added Mr Benny, extracting a hair from his pen, "the more persuasive we are likely to be."
"You may set down that she keeps a farm."
"Independent means?"
"Well, yes, as it happens. Not that--"
"To be sure--to be sure! When the affections are engaged, that doesn't weigh. Not, at any rate, with your friend. Still it may influence what I will call, Captain Hocken, the style of the approach. Style, sir, has been defined by my brother, Mr Joshua Benny--You may have heard of him, by the way, as being prominently connected with the London press. . . .
No? A man of remarkable talent, though _I_ say it. They tell me that for lightness of touch in a Descriptive Middle, it would be hard to find his match in Fleet Street. . . . As I was saying, sir, my brother Joshua has defined style as the art of speaking or writing with propriety, whatever the subject. By propriety, sir, he means what is ordinarily termed appropriateness. Impropriety, in the sense of indelicacy, is out of the question in--a--a communication of this kind. Strict appropriateness, on the other hand, is not always easy to capture.
May I take it that your friend has--er--enjoyed a seafaring past?"
Cai gazed blankly at him for a short while, and broke into a simple hearty laugh.
"Why, of course," said he, "you're thinking of my friend 'Bias Hunken!
I almost took ye for a conjuror, first-along--upon my word I did!