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A bad one! He got the maximum punishment a week ago."
For the first time in his life Rhadamanthus was disturbed. He scratched his head, and it was the first time he had ever done that either.
"You say he got the maximum," said Rhadamanthus, "then it's a fix! I have d.a.m.ned him for ever, and better or worse than that cannot be done.
It is none of my business," said he angrily, and he had the deputation removed by force.
But that did not ease the trouble. The contagion spread until ten million billions of voices were chanting in unison, and uncountable mult.i.tudes were listening between their pangs.
"Who stole the threepenny-bit? Who stole the threepenny-bit?"
That was still their cry. Heaven rang with it as well as h.e.l.l. s.p.a.ce was filled with that rhythmic tumult. Chaos and empty Nox had a new discord added to their elemental throes. Another memorial was drafted below, showing that unless the missing coin was restored to its owner h.e.l.l would have to close its doors. There was a veiled menace in the memorial also, for Clause 6 hinted that if h.e.l.l was allowed to go by the board heaven might find itself in some jeopardy thereafter.
The doc.u.ment was dispatched and considered. In consequence a proclamation was sent through all the wards of Paradise, calling on whatever person, archangel, seraph, cherub, or acolyte had found a threepenny-piece since midday of the tenth of August then instant, that the same person, archangel, seraph, cherub, or acolyte, should deliver the said threepenny-piece to Rhadamanthus at his Court, and should receive in return a free pardon and a receipt.
The coin was not delivered,
That young seraph, Cuchulain, walked about like a person who was strange to himself. He was not tormented: he was angry. He frowned, he cogitated and fumed. He drew one golden curl through his fingers until it was lank and drooping; save the end only, that was still a ripple of gold. He put the end in his mouth and strode moodily chewing it. And every day his feet turned in the same direction--down the long entrance boulevard, through the mighty gates, along the strip of carved slabs, to that piled wilderness where Rhadamanthus sat monumentally.
Here delicately he went, sometimes with a hand outstretched to help his foothold, standing for a s.p.a.ce to think ere he jumped to a further rock, balancing himself for a moment ere he leaped again. So he would come to stand and stare gloomily upon the judge.
He would salute gravely, as was meet, and say, "G.o.d bless the work"; but Rhadamanthus never replied, save by a nod, for he was very busy.
Yet the judge did observe him, and would sometimes heave ponderous lids to where he stood, and so, for a few seconds, they regarded each other in an interval of that unceasing business.
Sometimes for a minute or two the young seraph Cuchulain would look from the judge to the judged as they crouched back or strained forward, the good and the bad all in the same tremble of fear, all unknowing which way their doom might lead. They did not look at each other.
They looked at the judge high on his ebon throne, and they could not look away from him. There were those who knew, guessed clearly their doom; abashed and flaccid they sat, quaking. There were some who were uncertain--rabbit-eyed these, not less quaking than the others, biting at their knuckles as they peeped upwards. There were those hopeful, yet searching fearfully backwards in the wilderness of memory, chasing and weighing their sins; and these last, even when their bliss was sealed and their steps set on an easy path, went faltering, not daring to look around again, their ears strained to catch a--"Halt, miscreant!
this other is your way!"
So, day by day, he went to stand near the judge; and one day Rhadamanthus, looking on him more intently, lifted his great hand and pointed--
"Go you among those to be judged," said he.
For Rhadamanthus knew. It was his business to look deep into the heart and the mind, to fish for secrets in the pools of being.
And the young seraph Cuchulain, still rolling his golden curl between his lips, went obediently forward and set down his nodding plumes between two who whimpered and stared and quaked.
When his turn came, Rhadamanthus eyed him intently for a long time--
"Well!" said Rhadamanthus.
The young seraph Cuchulain blew the curl of gold away from his mouth--
"Findings are keepings," said he loudly, and he closed his mouth and stared very impertinently at the judge.
"It is to be given up," said the judge.
"Let them come and take it from me," said the seraph Cuchulain. And suddenly (for these things are at the will of spirits) around his head the lightnings span, and his hands were on the necks of thunders.
For the second time in his life Rhadamanthus was disturbed, again he scratched his head--
"It's a fix," said he moodily. But in a moment he called to those whose duty it was--
"Take him to this side," he roared.
And they advanced. But the seraph Cuchulain swung to meet them, and his golden hair blazed and shrieked; and the thunders rolled at his feet, and about him a bright network that hissed and stung--and those who advanced turned haltingly backwards and ran screaming.
"It's a fix," said Rhadamanthus; and for a little time he stared menacingly at the seraph Cuchulain.
But only for a little time. Suddenly he put his hands on the rests of his throne and heaved upwards his terrific bulk. Never before had Rhadamanthus stood from his ordained chair. He strode mightily forward and in an instant had quelled that rebel. The thunders and lightnings were but moonbeams and dew on that stony carca.s.s. He seized the seraph Cuchulain, lifted him to his breast as one lifts a sparrow, and tramped back with him--
"Fetch me that other," said he, sternly, and he sat down.
Those whose duty it was sped swiftly downwards to find Brien of the O'Brien nation; and while they were gone, all in vain the seraph Cuchulain crushed flamy barbs against that bosom of doom. Now, indeed, his golden locks were drooping and his plumes were broken and tossed; but his fierce eye still glared courageously against the nipple of Rhadamanthus.
Soon they brought Brien. He was a sight of woe--howling, naked as a tree in winter, black as a tarred wall, carved and gashed, tattered in all but his throat, wherewith, until one's ears rebelled, he bawled his one demand.
But the sudden light struck him to a wondering silence, and the sight of the judge holding the seraph Cuchulain like a limp flower to his breast held him gaping--
"Bring him here," said Rhadamanthus.
And they brought him to the steps of the throne--
"You have lost a medal!" said Rhadamanthus. "This one has it."
Brien looked straitly at the seraph Cuchulain.
Rhadamanthus stood again, whirled his arm in an enormous arc, jerked, and let go, and the seraph Cuchulain went swirling through s.p.a.ce like a slung stone--
"Go after him, Kerryman," said Rhadamanthus, stooping; and he seized Brien by the leg, whirled him wide and out and far; dizzy, dizzy as a swooping comet, and down, and down, and down.
Rhadamanthus seated himself. He motioned with his hand--
"Next," said he, coldly.
Down went the seraph Cuchulain, swirling in wide tumbles, scarcely visible for quickness. Sometimes, with outstretched hands, he was a cross that dropped plumb. Anon, head urgently downwards, he dived steeply. Again, like a living hoop, head and heels together, he spun giddily. Blind, deaf, dumb, breathless, mindless; and behind him Brien of the O'Brien nation came pelting and whizzing.
What of that journey! Who could give it words? Of the suns that appeared and disappeared like winking eyes. Comets that shone for an instant, went black and vanished. Moons that came, and stood, and were gone. And around all, including all, boundless s.p.a.ce, boundless silence; the black, unmoving void--the deep, unending quietude, through which they fell with Saturn and Orion, and mildly-smiling Venus, and the fair, stark-naked moon and the decent earth wreathed in pearl and blue. From afar she appeared, the quiet one, all lonely in the void.
As sudden as a fair face in a crowded street. Beautiful as the sound of falling waters. Beautiful as the sound of music in a silence. Like a white sail on a windy sea. Like a green tree in a solitary place.
Chaste and wonderful she was. Flying afar. Flying aloft like a joyous bird when the morning breaks on the darkness and he shrills sweet tidings. She soared and sang. Gently she sang to timid pipes and flutes of tender straw and murmuring, distant strings. A song that grew and swelled, gathering to a mult.i.tudinous, deep-thundered harmony, until the over-burdened ear failed before the appalling uproar of her ecstasy, and denounced her. No longer a star! No longer a bird! A plumed and horned fury! Gigantic, gigantic, leaping and shrieking tempestuously, spouting whirlwinds of lightning, tearing gluttonously along her path, avid, rampant, howling with rage and terror she leaped, dreadfully she leaped and flew. . . .
Enough! They hit the earth--they were not smashed, there was that virtue in them. They hit the ground just outside the village of Donnybrook where the back road runs to the hills; and scarcely had they b.u.mped twice when Brien of the O'Brien nation had the seraph Cuchulain by the throat--
"My threepenny-bit," he roared, with one fist up--
But the seraph Cuchulain only laughed--
"That!" said he. "Look at me, man. Your little medal dropped far beyond the rings of Saturn."
And Brien stood back looking at him--He was as naked as Brien was. He was as naked as a stone, or an eel, or a pot, or a new-born babe. He was very naked.