Greene Ferne Farm Part 1

Greene Ferne Farm.

by Richard Jefferies.

CHAPTER ONE.

"UP TO CHURCH."

"Fine growing marning, you."

"Ay, casualty weather, though."

Ding--ding--dill! Dill--ding--dill! This last was the cracked bell of the village church ringing "to service." The speakers were two farmers, who, after exchanging greeting, leant against the churchyard wall, and looked over, as they had done every fine-weather Sunday this thirty years. So regular was this pressure, that the moss which covered the coping-stones elsewhere was absent from the spot where they placed their arms. On the other side of the wall, and on somewhat lower ground, was a pigsty, beyond that a cow-yard, then a barn and some ricks.

"Casualty," used in connection with weather, means uncertain. Mr Hedges, the taller of the two men, stooped a good deal; he wore a suit of black, topped, however, by a billyc.o.c.k. Mr Ruck, very big and burly, was shaped something like one of his own mangolds turned upside-down: that is to say, as the glance ran over his figure, beginning at the head, it had to take in a swelling outline as it proceeded lower. He was clad in a snowy-white smock-frock, breeches and gaiters, and glossy beaver hat.

This costume had a hieroglyphic meaning. The showy smock-frock intimated that he had risen from lowly estate, and was proud of the fact. The breeches and gaiters gave him an air of respectable antiquity in itself equivalent to a certain standing. Finally the beaver hat-- which everybody in the parish knew cost a guinea, and nothing less-- bespoke the thousand pounds at the bank to which he so frequently alluded.

Dill--ding--ding! Ding--dill--dill!

The sweet spring air breathed softly; the warm sunshine fell on the old grey church, whose shadow slowly receded from the tombstones and low gra.s.sy mounds. The rounded ridge of the Downs rose high to the south-- so near that the fleecy clouds sailing up were not visible till they slid suddenly into view over the summit. Tiny toy-like sheep, reduced in size by the distance were dotted here and there on the broad slope.

Over the corn hard by, the larks sprang up and sang at so great a height that the motion of their wings could not be distinguished. The earth exhaled a perfume, there was music in the sky, a caress in the breeze.

Far down in the vale a sheet of water glistened; beyond that the forest of trees and hedges became indistinct, and a.s.sumed a faint blue tint, extending like the sea, till heaven and earth mingled at the hazy horizon.

Humph--humph! The pigs were thrusting their noses into a heap of rubbish piled up against the wall, and covered with docks and nettles.

Mr Hedges leant a little farther over the coping, and with the end of his stick rubbed the back of the fattest, producing divers grunts of satisfaction. This operation seemed to give equal pleasure to the man and the animal.

"Thirteen score," said Ruck sententiously, referring to the weight of the said pig.

"Mebbe a bit more, you,"--two farmers could by no possibility agree on the weight of an animal. "Folk never used to think nothing of a peg till a' were nigh on twenty score. But this generation be nice in bacon, and likes a wafer rasher as shrivels up dry without a lick of grease."

"It be a spectacle to see the chaps in the Lunnon eating-houses pick over their plates," said Ruck. "Such a waste of good vittels!"

"There'll be a judgment on it some day." The click of the double wicket-gates--double, to keep other people's sheep out and the rector's sheep in--now began to sound more frequently, as the congregation gathered by twos and threes, coming up the various footpaths that led across the fields. Very few entered the church--most hanging about and forming little groups as their acquaintances came up. The boys stole away from their gossiping parents, and got together where a projecting b.u.t.tress and several high square tombs formed a recess and hid their proceedings. A broad sunken slab just there was level with the turf; the gra.s.s grew over at the edges. They had sc.r.a.ped away the moss that covered it; the inscription had long since disappeared, except the figure 7, a remnant of the date. Something like the c.h.i.n.k of coppers on stone might have been heard now and then, when there was a lull in their chatter.

Dill--dill!

"Squire Thorpe got visitors, yent a'?" asked Hedges, perfectly well aware of the fact, but desirous of learning something else, and getting at it sideways, as country folk will.

"Aw; that tall fellow, Geoffrey Newton, and Val Browne, as have set up the training-stables."

"Warn he'll want some hay?" This was a leading question, and Hedges rubbed away at the pig to appear innocently unconcerned.

"I sold his trainer eighty ton o' clauver," said Ruck. "A' be a gentleman, every inch of un."

"Stiffish price, you?"

"Five pound ten."

Whew!

"Ay, ay; but it be five mile to cart it; and a nation bad road."

"What's that long chap doing at Squire's? He 'as been to Australia."

"A' be goin' to larn farming."

"Larn farming!" Intense contempt.

"A' be down to Greene Ferne a' studying pretty often," said Ruck, with a wink and a broad grin.

"Wimmen," said Hedges, giving an extra hard sc.r.a.pe at the pig, who responded Humph--humph!

"Wimmen," repeated Ruck still more emphatically.

"There be worse thengs about," said a voice behind. It was the clerk, who, having put the rector's surplice ready, had slipped out for a minute into the churchyard to communicate a piece of news. He was a little shrivelled old fellow.

"Nash was allus a gay man," said Ruck.

"So was his father afore un," added Hedges. "It runs in the family."

"Summut in the blood, summut in the blood," said Nash, not to appear to value the hereditary propensity too highly. "Did ee never notice that shart men be a'most sure to get on with th' wimmen? I got summut to tell ee."

"What be it?" from both listeners at once.

If the Athenians were eager for something new, those that dwell in the fields are ten times more so.

"You knows Mr Valentine Browne as built the new stables?"

"Sartainly."

"He have took my cottage for the trout-fishing."

"Aw! You calls un Hollyocks, doan't ee?" said Ruck.

"A' bean't very far from Greene Ferne, be a'?" asked Hedges.

"Wimmen," said the clerk meaningly. "'Pend upon it, it be the wimmen!"

"Lor, here um comes!" said Ruck.

Two young men walked quickly round the tower, coming from the other side, down the gravel path past the group, and opening the wicket-gate went out into the field. Nash bowed and sc.r.a.ped, Ruck lifted his beaver, but neither seemed to observe these attentions.

"It be the wimmen, and no mistake," said Ruck. "Thaay be gone to meet um. The Ferne folk be moast sure to come up thuck path this sunny day, 'stead of driving."

"Marnin', shepherd," said the clerk to a labouring man who had just entered the churchyard. "I was afeared you'd be late. 'Spose you come from Upper Furlong. How's your voice?"

"Aw, featish [fairish]. I zucked a thrush's egg to clear un."