Good Night, Mr. Holmes Part 3

"I guessed, which often is as good as knowing. You looked so forlorn, with your shabby carpetbag and tattered pride. If I hadn't taken you in you would have been taken in by far worse, believe me, Nell."

"I've never said-"

Irene shook her head, lay the newsprint atop a cluttered end table and vanished into the bedroom with a crisp flounce.

She returned bearing a parcel I knew well, announcing, "Dinner will be warm." She began putting our stolen bounty on the fender to toast, a line of dainties that fairly made my mouth water.

"You must eat alone, Irene. I... cannot."

"You mean you will not."

"You said yourself that you were as poor as I."

"Not quite. I have lodgings yet. And dinner. And-" She flourished something from behind her back. "A bottle of vin ordinaire. I was saving it for a special occasion."

"I don't... drink alcoholic beverages."

Irene stabbed the cork with a lethal-looking steel b.u.t.tonhook and expertly tussled out the stopper. "I think you ought to tonight, for medicinal purposes. We've had quite a day, you particularly. First you were nearly robbed, then you became the accomplice of a thief, and last but not least, you met a murderer."

"You mock me."

"Why should I not? Someone must. Oh, give it up, Nell. Events are completely out of hand. Forget what you would do if you could, and do what is sensible under the circ.u.mstances."

"Which is, in your opinion?"

"Eat, drink, and, if you cannot be merry, forget your difficulties until tomorrow."

"That is not a forward-thinking philosophy."

"Most philosophies are not forward-thinking, but instead hark drearily back to the past. There they dwell on former sins and lost opportunities until the fool's hope of a heaven is all there is to antic.i.p.ate. I myself would prefer h.e.l.l, which at least promises some interesting company in the hereafter. Have a scone, it's quite toasted now."

"I will not! Irene, only hours ago I heard you tell that miserable man that his dead angel, Lucy, watched him from heaven-"

"Bunk," Irene mumbled, chewing on the hard-toasted scone I had rejected.

"I beg your pardon?"

"And well you should, for spreading such bunk.u.m. That's a good old American word for tommyrot. I told the poor fool what he wanted to hear, Nell. No point in disagreeing with the dying. They'll find out soon enough. Do have some wine."

I was so shocked-and my throat so parched by the nearby fire-that I raised the gla.s.s to my lips. "But you can't not believe in heaven... in G.o.d, Irene."

"Then let me put it another way. I believe in earth and in humanity, or some parts of it." She smiled suddenly. "You may be a parson's daughter and obliged to preach, my earnest sparrow, but I am only a professional nightingale. I cannot be expected to speak seriously on great issues. It matters nothing what I think, so long as you remain certain in what you think, is that not so?"

"Yes," I agreed, feeling my cheeks grow feverish in the firelight. Another swallow of sour, dry wine cooled my throat. I sampled a toasted cuc.u.mber sandwich from the fender.

"But I do think that you should room with me for the time being," Irene said, s.n.a.t.c.hing another tidbit.

"I have no money."

"Nor have I," she retorted with cheery disregard. "You will find another position. I myself take our encounter with Mr. Hope as a sanguine sign. We theater folk are inclined to superst.i.tion, you know. There is an audition at the Hopewell Theatre the day after tomorrow. Perhaps I will get a role. You will find employment, too."

"I fear not." A great hiccough interrupted my thought.

"Of course you shall."

"I have no recent reference, save from families that formerly employed me as governess."

"Then I shall write one!" Irene swept back a crimson sleeve to flourish her pen hand.

I hiccoughed again, a sound disturbingly like a sob.

"Why, Nell... Penelope, I didn't mean to distress you. Of course I shan't forge a reference for you, although I could do a splendid job of it. I was jesting-"

"I don't have a current reference because I was ... let go"

"Many have been let go-and lived."

"For... theft!" There, the horrid word was out of my mouth. I rinsed my tongue with more wine.

Irene leaned against the faded brocade armchair, looking so much like one of Mr. Burne-Jones's languishing painted ladies that I was quite surprised to hear her actually speak. Speak she did.

"Tell me."

I told her. It was a sordid enough yet simple tale. Whiteley's emporium in Westbourne Grove, Bayswater, offered its clientele, most of whom came by the public omnibus rather than private carriage, a staggering array of goods. The founder, William Whiteley, had begun as a draper but had expanded a series of neighboring shops into a depot of goods for every taste, until he dubbed himself a "Universal Provider," almost as if usurping the Deity, I felt.

"Shocking," Irene murmured insincerely.

"We female clerks were lodged two or three to a bedroom in Hatherly Grove near the emporium," I went on, determined to make a clean confession of it. "It was not a bad position in many ways. We were fed in communal dining rooms in the shop bas.e.m.e.nt six days a week, excepting Sundays, when we were required to desert our rooms for wherever would have us. In my case, it was the park.

"The pay was not high, but we were housed and fed at least. Mr. Whiteley's one-hundred-and-seventy-six house rules addressed nearly every aspect of our lives within the twelve to fourteen hours a day we labored at the emporium and any hours we did not. Disregard of the rules would mean fines deducted from our wages. Worse, a list of offenders and their offenses was posted daily at the emporium.

"We had all signed a form stating that no notice was required either way-for dismissal or voluntary leaving, without reference, of course, at an instant's notice."

'The drapery clerks must have been on pins and needles," Irene interjected, sipping her wine. It precisely matched the shade of her blood-red gown.

"Indeed. Of course, I never broke any of Mr. Whiteley's rules-"

"Of course."

"Except-"

Irene sat forward. "Now, I fancy, we come to the interesting part. Your theft."

"It was not my theft! It was Lizzie's."

"Lizzie?"

"Liz Cheake, a dreadful, common girl. I don't know how she got taken on at Whiteley's, but she took a dislike to me, particularly as customers were partial to me and I could never be caught out breaking a rule. Lizzie broke all one-hundred-and-seventy-six, though no one caught her-or those who did had broken rules of their own and a bargain was arrived at."

"A politician, our Miss Liz."

"A liar," I retorted hotly. Irene raised an eyebrow, but I went on. "I had seen enough to know that if a customer too enthusiastically inspected a bolt of cloth and left her reticule aside for a moment-"

"Things vanished," Irene finished. "A pound note here, a sterling silver change purse..."

"Yes, exactly. Whiteley's employed private detectives to see that the customers did not rob us, but none were set to watch the clerks. I... seemed to be the only one who saw Lizzie. I didn't know what to do, and while I was debating my duty-"

"She accused you of her crime, a stolen item was found under the mattress of your bed and you were threatened with the police. Before you, in your astonished innocence, could object, you found yourself on the streets."

"Have you worked for Whiteley's?" I wondered.

Irene burst into laughter. "I have worked for Whiteley's in a hundred guises, most of them theaters. Oh, my poor country lambkin, debating duty will never arm you for an ugly world, nor did a childhood at Parson Huxleigh's holy knees! London is not Shropshire."

"I know." I hiccoughed again, drowning the affliction in more wine. "Now," I added direly, "Have you ever heard of such perfidy?"

"I have acted and sung even greater."

"But I only did right! How could I have done differently?"

"You could not have. That is the tragedy." Irene rose, looking suddenly weary.

I stared up at her, struck by her commanding presence. "You know so much of the world," I admitted meekly. "May I ask how... old you are?"

She smiled. "Twenty-two, but I was born in New Jersey."

The reference escaped me. "I am four-and-twenty myself. Surely I should be the wiser."

"And will be by morning," Irene promised, bending to take the empty wine gla.s.s from my hand. "Come, I've a curtained alcove with a couch that can play a bed. I suggest rest. We have much to do tomorrow."

"But we are both unemployed," I protested, overcome by drowsiness for some reason.

"That doesn't mean we have to be idle-oh no, my dear Nell. We have scales to balance."

"I was very good at scales, at weighing ribbons and laces. I was really very good at everything at Whiteley's."

"Yes, of course you were-far too good for Whiteley's, don't you see? No, you don't. Never mind. Here's the alcove and I'll help you out of your things..."

Morning came in a cymbal clash of sunshine through the open blinds of my alcove windows. I found myself ensconced in a bay, a great fern suspended over me like Mr. Poe's pendulum, and a line of drawn curtains separating me from the parlor.

"Up at last?" Irene's voice called from the room beyond.

The curtains whipped open. Irene, already dressed, wore a magnificent copper taffeta walking suit lavished with frills, like the pleated paper ruffs that house French chocolates.

"Come, Nell. I've a cup of hot milk and tea ready. You must dress quickly."

"But why?"

"No time for questions. We've an omnibus to catch."

Irene's entire manner bristled with a wicked energy. The tea scalded my throat, and she had me attired in a thrice.

"Such a plain ensemble will not do for where we are bound, Penelope."

No sooner had she spoken than an alien bonnet was settling on my head, nearly blinding me with a fall of veil and ribbons. Irene s.n.a.t.c.hed up a reticule glittering with black jet, best suited for evening use. A hat nearly as overbearing descended upon the intricate arrangement of her hair and was promptly fixed with a hatpin long as a dagger.

I had found Irene Adler an intimidating figure the previous day; now she shone like some gaudy bronze sunset, far too grandly gowned for a daylight expedition.

"But," I began.

"Say nothing." Irene's gloved finger crossed her lips in a commanding gesture. "Do as I do. Watch, listen. And learn."

She would speak no more, but ushered me down the four flights to the street, where a wave of stale garlic and a rush of excited foreign speech washed over me. Swarthy young hooligans threaded the docile crowds, but Irene sailed with such confidence through the mob that a path cleared before us.

"Buon giorno," a voice would call now and then as Irene waved a hand in greeting. The same Italian phrase rolled off her tongue with a gusto I had only heard previously from a street vendor.

She virtually herded me up the rear spiral stair of an omnibus, its patient horses as well reined as myself. She steadfastly refused to answer any questions as our vehicle bore us, with fitful stops and starts, through the morning bustle of London.

Irene's manner alone quelled me. She had donned an aura of intense concentration like a veil, her beautiful dark amber eyes smoldering with purpose and latent anger. Her lips were taut and her gloved hands lay folded upon her lap, but despite the outward composure of her figure, I sensed that some overwhelming emotion fired her inner mood. I imagined she must look just so before moving on-stage to perform-a creature of harnessed energy and leashed force of personality, like a sleek thoroughbred straining at the gate before its race-keen instincts are released to follow their natural bent.

I had never encountered a person of such volcanic temperament before and admit it took me aback. I rode in silence beside Irene and did as she had suggested-watched and listened and learned.

When we finally descended from the omnibus, I recognized the neighborhood with a sinking feeling.

"Irene... not Whiteley's. I couldn't-"

She drew me before a shop window to meet our faint reflections in the gla.s.s.

"You look nothing like yourself. See what a simple change of headgear may do for a woman? That is all I require of you, Nell-look nothing like yourself and accompany me into Whiteley's. Only nod when you spy the enterprising Lizzie."

"I never want to see her again!"

"Once more into the breach, dear friend," she cajoled.

"Oh, Irene, I couldn't. I should be mortified."

Her hand clasped my wrist in a fixed grip. "Do you believe in right and wrong?"

"Of course!"

"Do you believe in wrongs righted? In justice?"

"Naturally."

"Then follow me and say nothing."

No explorer has entered the darkest African jungle, no soldier has faced the unknown foe with greater trepidation than I did on finding my feet crossing the threshold of Whiteley's again.

My heels echoed on the wooden floor as smartly attired manikins peered stiffly over the rails from the three floors above us. Human heads turned as we pa.s.sed, but I needn't have worried. They all regarded Irene, not myself.