Good Morning, Miss Undercover Chapter 1.1

At present my heart is like a dead ash. I just wanted to find a wall to end my miserable life.  Yet, gorgeously dressed Lilisha opposite me was still immersed in joy of wounding my feelings. Her bright red lips did not cease talking as if enjoying seeing me so distracted.

She surely must think, that i was falling out of love when in fact, very soon, I was going to be jobless.

„Ma Li, you are really a fool. How could you fall for Long Shao? Do you not know, that every night doing that with him are all various kind of little boys?“

„Re-realy?“

„This cannot be a lie. Mama-san personally told me that. I heard  An´sbackstage boss is very Deng Long. Oh, it´s good this way – convenient to myself and also to others.  It is said that An´s main theme ‘All comrades[1] (同志) in the world are one family‘ is specifically proposed by Deng Long.“

An is the largest h.o.m.os.e.xual bar in A city – it keeps itself low-key but it do not lack luxury. I heard people say, that that circle is a place  where tigers crouch and dragons hide[2]. It also is not short of powerful figures.

I didn´t expect to actually encounter a black dragon myself, who eats only men and do not eat women.

I bent down my head and glanced at two meat buns under my neck. I sadly realized that now is too late for me to sign up for a plastic surgery. Within a short period of time i couldn´t possibly change from little girl to a little boy.

 No matter how much effort i would put for the rest of my life, i could, at most, only change to a little girl that sells little boys.

I´m facing almost an impossible task.

Lilisha moved closer to me and very mysteriously said: „It´s well-known that Deng Long hates women. According to his own explanation, if he did a woman it would be like he ate thousands of flies, he would even have a suicide thoughts afterward.“

That really blowed me away. Crossing my legs, I couldn´t help but coldly snort „So it means, as long as his enemies send him women that would stick to him, he would commit a suicide on the following day?“

Lilisha blanked for a moment, then wickedly  smiled at me. Her posture enchanting, she lighted a cigarette „If condition allows, you can think about it.“

I solemnly nodded my head, every now and then smiling evily to express a praise, hinting her I am of the same opinion as her – if one cannot get it then one would rather destroying it, cannot let other men have advantages.

Of course I´m still sulking.

In a world when one drowns oneself in sensual pleasures, women always have seductive lips, vicious teeth and, of course, a beautiful cloak, that shelters it all. I´m not even the slightest baffled. I´m only baffled at why  Mei Se nightclub´s boss and all s.e.xy ladies´ superior, Deng Long,  is a d.a.m.ned gay that does not like women.

I really got angry.

So important information, yet, to one´s surprise no one in the office got hold of it or did not find it on Baidu[3]. And i, a brilliant agent Fang, was degraded to be miss Ma Li for almost a week with so little contribution. I absolutely couldn´t find any  chance to approach him.

Just because i´m not a d.a.m.ned  mister Ma Li.

I looked up to the sky from 45 degree angle. Suddenly, i undrestood that i, Fang Liangliang, am not here to be an undercover agent, but to be a funmaker.

My mood dropped to an extreme point. Before i could hit myself against wall to end my absurd life, mama-san with a whoosh opened door and after a brief glance,  her sharp eyes landed on me and Lilisha. She opened her b.l.o.o.d.y red lips, opened and closed them  like a heartless ATM money machine „What, did I invite you to come here to chat and crack melon seeds? Go out to work!“

After lioness roared out, old fox Lilisha lazily stood up, twisted her lithe body – twisted and twisted –  until she appeared by  mama-san´s side, sweetly laughting „Mama -san, i wasn´t lazying around. My regular customer w.a.n.g Zong came. He is awfully fond of melon seeds scent in my mouth. Last time he even asked me which brand i usually was cracking. I told him Fool melon seeds and can you guess what he said?“ Lilisha lifted corner of her mouth and  improperly smiled, „Every time I´m to accompany him, he let me first to crack some melon seeds beforehand to moisten my mouth. It´s quite nourishing. “

Corners of the mouths of all people present twitched. Mama-san, kicking her b.u.t.t, snarled „Next time, before going out, brush your teeth clean first! You´re making Mei Se a bad name.“

Lilisha laughed, even more pleased with herself.

The person under the eaves has no choice but to bow it´s head. While I was smiling apologetically pa.s.sing Mama-san, her strict glance still ruthlessly dwelled on me. She was on the verge of breaking out her lioness´s roar. Even guessing with a toe i knew, that rookie is forever a rulig cla.s.s – a quail inside the vegetable basin, delicious yet has no resistance.

Rookie indeed has no power to resist, but that doesn´t mean it has no power to mischief.

Without waiting for her ferocious mouth to open, I already jumped before her to strike first, so I could have an upper hand, giggling: „Mama, I haven´t cracked melon seeds. You can try to smell my breath.“

While speaking, I leaned close to her  opening my mouth to expel my breath to let her inspect, but Mama-san already, with a revulsion, moved a step back. She wrinkled her eyebrows and waved her hand „Go, go. Give me a break and don´t bother me.“

[1] It can also mean h.o.m.os.e.xual in slang.

[2] The place where excellent people stay quietly and may be used to suggest the presence of exceptionally talented individuals that exist within larger groups, organizations, or companies.

[3] Chinese search engine.