Gentlemen And Players Part 19

Below us, the voices, all blurred together like bonfire smoke. Above us now, the Bell Tower with its overlooking balcony. In front of us, the well separating Bell Tower and Chapel roof; a stinking siphon-shaped depression, lined with gutters and pigeons' nests, which sloped down to the narrow gullet between the buildings.

'Your dad" echoed Leon.

Then came a sound from the rooftop behind us. I turned and saw a man on the walkway, blocking our escape. Fifty feet of roof lay between us; though the walkway was broad, the man shook and faltered as if on a tightrope, hands clenched, face stiff with concentration as he inched forward to intercept us.

'Stay there,' he said. 'I'm coming to get you.'

It was John Snyde.

He couldn't have seen our faces, then. We were both in shadow. Two ghosts on the rooftop - we could make it, I knew. The well that separated Chapel from Bell Tower was deep, but its throat was narrow - five feet at its widest point. I'd jumped it myself more times than I could remember, and even in the dark I knew the risk was small. My father would never dare follow us there. We could scramble up the roof's incline, balance along the Bell Tower ledge and jump on to the balcony, as I'd done before. From there, I knew a hundred places for us to hide.

I did not think beyond that. Once more in my mind we were Butch and Sundance; freeze-framed in the moment; for ever heroes. All we needed was to make the jump.

I like to think I hesitated. That my actions were in some way determined by thought, and not the blind instinct of an animal on the run. But everything after that exists in a kind of vacuum. Perhaps that was the very moment when I ceased to dream; perhaps in that instant I experienced all the dream-time I was ever likely to need; an end to dreams for the rest of my life.

At the time, though, it felt like waking up. Waking up all the way, after years of dreaming. Thoughts shot across my mind like meteors against a summer sky.

Leon, laughing, his mouth against my hair.

Leon and me, on the ride-on mower.

Leon and Francesca, whom he had never loved.

St Oswald's, and how close - how very close - I had come to winning the game.

Time stopped. In s.p.a.ce, I hung like a cross of stars. On the one side, Leon. On the other, my father. As I said, I like to think I hesitated.

Then I looked at Leon.

Leon looked back.

We jumped.

QUEEN St Oswald's Grammar School for Boys Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, Gunpowder, treason and plot.

AND HERE IT IS AT LAST, IN ALL ITS KILLING GLORY. ANARCHY has descended on St Oswald's like a plague; boys missing; lessons disrupted; many of my colleagues out of School. Devine has been suspended pending further inquiry (this means I'm back in my old office, though rarely has a victory given me less joy); and Grachvogel; and Light. Still more are being questioned, including Robbie Roach, who is naming colleagues left, right and centre in the hope of diverting suspicion away from himself.

Bob Strange has made it clear that my own presence here is merely an emergency measure. According to Allen-Jones, whose mother is on the Board of Governors, my future was discussed at some length at the last Governors' meeting, with Dr Pooley, whose son I 'a.s.saulted', calling for my immediate suspension. In the light of recent events (and most of all in the absence of Bishop), there was no one else to speak for me, and Bob has implied that only our exceptional circ.u.mstances have deferred this perfectly legitimate course of action.

I swore Allen-Jones to secrecy about the matter, of course -- which means it will be all over the Middle School by now.

And to think we were so anxious about a School Inspection only a few weeks ago. Now, we are a School in crisis. The police are still here, and show no sign of ever being ready to leave. We teach in isolation. No one answers the phones. Waste-bins remain unemptied, floors unswept. Shuttleworth, the new Porter, refuses to work unless the School provides him with alternative accommodation. Bishop, who would have dealt with it, is no longer in any position to do so.

As for the boys, they too sense an imminent collapse. Sutcliff came into registration with a pocketful of firecrackers, causing the chaos you'd expect. In the world outside, there is little confidence in our ability to survive this crisis. A school is only ever as good as its last set of results, and unless we can pull back this disastrous term, I have little hope for this year's A-levels and GCSEs.

My fifth-form Latin set could probably manage, given that they finished the syllabus last year. But the Germans have suffered terribly this term, and the French, who are now missing two staff members - Tapi, who refuses to come back until her case has been resolved, and Pearman, still absent on compa.s.sionate leave - have little likelihood of catching up their lost ground. Other departments have similar problems; in some subjects whole modules of coursework have not been delivered, and there is no one to take charge. The Head spends most of his time shut up in his office. Bob Strange has taken over Bishop's duties, but with limited success.

Fortunately, Marlene is still here, running things. She looks less glamorous now, more businesslike, her hair pulled back from her angular face in a no-nonsense bun. She has no time for gossip nowadays; she spends most of the day fielding complaints from parents and questions from the Press, wanting to know the status of the police investigation. Marlene, as always, handles it well - of course, she's tougher than most. Nothing throws her. When her son died, causing a rift within her family that never healed, we gave Marlene a job and a vocation, and ever since, she has given St Oswald's her total loyalty.

Part of that was Bishop's doing. It explains her devotion to him and the fact that she chose to work here, of all places. It can't have been easy. But she never let it show. In fifteen years, she's never had so much as a day's absence. For Pat's sake. Pat, who pulled her through.

Now he is in hospital, she tells me; he had some kind of an attack last night, probably brought on by stress. Managed to drive himself to Casualty, then collapsed in the waiting room and was transferred to a cardiac ward for observation.

'Still,' she said, 'he's in good hands. If only you'd seen him last night--' She paused, looking sternly into the middle distance, and I realized with some concern that Marlene was close to tears. 'I should have stayed,' she saidh 'But he wouldn't let me.'

'Yes. Hum.' I turned away, embarra.s.sed. Of course it's been a fairly open secret for years that Pat has more than a simply professional relationship with his secretary. Most of us couldn't care less about this. Marlene, however, has always maintained the facade, probably because she still thinks that a scandal might damage Pat. The fact that she had alluded to it now - even obliquely - showed more than anything else how far things have come.

In a school like St Oswald's, nothing is insignificant; and I felt a sudden acute lurch of grief for the ones of us who are still left; the old guard; valiantly keeping to our posts while the future marches inexorably over us.

'If Pat leaves, I won't stay,' she said at last, turning her emerald ring round and around her middle finger. 'I'll take a job in a solicitor's office or something. If not, I'll retire - in any case I'll be sixty next year--' That, too, was news. Marlene has been forty-one for as long as I can remember.

'I've also considered the retirement option,' I said. 'By the end of the year I'll have scored my Century - that is, unless old Strange gets his way--'

'What? Quasimodo, leave the Bell Tower?'

'It had crossed my mind.' Over these past few weeks, in fact, it has done more than cross it. 'It's my birthday today,' I told her. 'Can you believe it? Sixty-five years old.' She smiled, a little sadly. Dear Marlene. 'Where did those birthdays go?'

With Pat gone, Bob Strange took this morning's Middle School a.s.sembly. I wouldn't have recommended it; but with so many of the management team either absent or unavailable, Bob has decided to take it upon himself to bring our ship back into calmer waters. Rather a mistake, I thought at the time. Still, there's no arguing with some people.

Of course, we all know that it isn't Bob's fault that Pat has been suspended. No one blames him for that; but the boys dislike the effortless ease with which he has slid into Bishop's position. Bishop's office, always open to anyone who needed him, is now shut. A buzzer device like the one on Devine's door has been installed. Detentions and other punishments are dealt with bloodlessly and efficiently from this administrative hub, but the humanity and warmth that made Pat Bishop so acceptable is noticeably lacking in Strange.

The boys sense this and resent it, finding ever more ingenious ways to show up his failings in public. Unlike Pat, our Bob is not a man of action. A handful of firecrackers thrown under the Hall platform during a.s.sembly served to demonstrate this; with the result that the Middle School spent half the morning sitting in silence in the Hall while Bob waited for someone to confess.

With Pat Bishop, the culprit would have owned up within five minutes, but then, most boys aim to please Pat Bishop. Bob Strange, with his cold manner and cartoon n.a.z.i tactics, is fair game.

'Sir? When's Mr Bishop coming back?'

'I said "In silence", Sutcliff, or you will go and stand outside the Headmaster's office.'

'Why, sir? Does he know?'

Bob Strange, who has not taught Middle School for over a decade, has no idea of how to deal with such a frontal attack. He does not realize how his crisp manner betrays his insecurity; how shouting simply makes things worse. He may be a fine administrator, but in the field of pastoral care, he's shocking.

'Sutcliff, you're in detention.'

'Yes, sir.'

I would have mistrusted Sutcliff s grin; but Strange didn't know him, and simply went on digging himself deeper. 'What's more,' he said, 'if the boy who threw those crackers doesn't stand up right now, then the whole of the Middle School will be in detention for a month.'

A month? It was an impossible threat. Mirage-like, it descended on the a.s.sembly Hall, and a low, slow sound rippled through the Middle School.

'I shall count to ten,' announced Strange. 'One. Two.'

Another ripple as Strange demonstrated his mathematical skills.

Sutcliff and Allen-Jones looked at each other.

'Three. Four.'

The boys stood up.

A moment's silence.

My entire form followed them.

For a second, Strange goggled. It was superb; all of 3S Handing to attention in a tight little phalanx; Sutcliff, Tayler, Allen-Jones, Adamczyk, McNair, Brasenose, Pink, Jackson, Almond, Niu, Anderton-Pullitt. All of my boys (except Knight, of course).

Then 3M (Monument's form) did the same.

Thirty more boys standing in unison, like soldiers, looking straight ahead without a word. Then 3P (Pearman's form) stood up. Then, 3KT (Teague). Then, finally, 3R (Roach).

Now every boy in the Middle School was standing. Not a word was spoken. No one moved. All eyes were on the little man on the platform.

For a moment he stood.

Then he turned and left without a word.

After that there wasn't much point in teaching anything. The boys needed to talk, so I let them, popping out occasionally to calm down Grachvogel's cla.s.s next door, where a supply teacher called Mrs Cant was having a hard time keeping order. Of course, Bishop dominated the conversation. There was no polarization here; no doubt at all of Pat's innocence. All agreed that the charge was absurd; that it wouldn't even make it past the magistrate; that everything had been a terrible mistake. That cheered me; I wished some of my colleagues could have been as certain of it as these boys.

Through lunch-time I stayed in my room with a sandwich and some marking, avoiding the crowded Common Room and the usual comforts of tea and The Times. It's a fact that all the papers have been full of the St Oswald's scandal this week, and anyone entering the main gates must now pa.s.s between a shooting gallery of Press and photographers.

Most of us do not stoop to comment, though I think perhaps Eric Sc.o.o.nes spoke to the Mirror on Wednesday. Certainly, their short piece had a ring of Sc.o.o.nes about it, with its depictions of an uncaring management and its veiled accusations of nepotism in the higher echelons. However, I find it impossible to believe that my old friend might be the egregious Mole, whose mixture of comedy, gossip and slander has captivated the readers of the Exam* iner for the past few weeks. And yet his words gave me a distinct sense of dejd. vu; as if the author were someone whose style I knew, whose subversive humour I understood -- and shared.

Once again, my thoughts returned to young Keane. A keen observer, in any case; and, I believe, a writer of some talent. Could he be Mole? I would hate to think so. d.a.m.n it, I liked the man; and I thought his remarks in the Common Room the other day showed both intelligence and courage. No, not Keane, I told myself. But if not Keane, then who?

It was a thought that nagged me all through the afternoon. I taught poorly; lost my temper with a group of fourth-formers who seemed incapable of concentration; gave detention to a sixth-former whose only crime, I admitted later to myself, had been to point out an error in my use of the subjunctive in prose translation. By Period 8 I had made up my mind. I would simply ask the man, openly and honestly. I like to think I'm a fair judge of character; if he were Mole, then, surely I would know.

When I found him, however, he was in the Common Room, talking with Miss Dare. She smiled as I came in, and Keane grinned. 'I hear it's your birthday, Mr Straitley,' he said. 'We got you a cake.'

It was a chocolate m.u.f.fin on a saucer, both raided from the School canteen. Someone had put a yellow candle on top and a cheery frill of tinsel around the outside. A Post It note attached to the saucer read 'Happy Birthday, Mr Straitley-65 today!'

I knew then that Mole would have to wait.

Miss Dare lit the candle. The few members of the Common Room who still lingered at this late hour - Monument, McDonaugh and a couple of freshers - clapped. It was a measure of my distraction that 1 almost burst into tears.

'Dammit,' I growled. 'I was keeping it quiet.'

'Whatever for?' said Miss Dare. 'Listen, Chris and I are going out for a drink this evening. Would you like to come? We're going to see the bonfire in the park - eat toffee apples - light sparklers--' She laughed, and I thought for a moment how very pretty she really was, with her black hair and pink Dutch-doll face. Notwithstanding my early suspicions regarding Mole - which possibility seemed quite out of the question to me at that moment - 1 was glad she and Keane were getting on. I know only too well the pull of ^ St Oswald's; how you think there's all the time in the world to meet a girl, get hitched, have children, maybe, if she; wants them; and then suddenly you find that all of it ha*; pa.s.sed you by, not by a year but by a decade or two, and you" realize that you are no longer a Young Gun but a Tweed Jacket, irrevocably wedded to St Oswald's, the dusty old battleship that has somehow swallowed your heart.

'Thanks for the offer,' I said. 'But I think I'll stay at home.'

'Then make a wish,' said Miss Dare, lighting the candle.

'That I can do,' I said.

DEAR OLD STRAITLEY. I'VE COME SO CLOSE TO LOVING HIM these past few weeks, with his incurable optimism and his idiotic ways. It's funny how catching that optimism can be; the feeling that perhaps the past can be forgotten (as Bishop has forgotten it); that bitterness can be put aside, and that Duty (to the School, of course) can be as much of a motivating force as (for instance) love; hate; revenge.

I sent my last few e-mails this evening, after School. Roach to Grachvogel, incriminating them both. Bishop to Devine. Light to Devine, in tones of escalating panic. Knight to all, threatening, weeping. And finally the coup de grace; to Bishop's mobile and to his PC (I'm sure the police will be monitoring that by now); a last, tearful, imploring text message from Colin Knight, sent from his own mobile phone, which should in due time confirm the worst.

All in all, a job well done, with no need for further action on my part. Five staff members destroyed in one elegant strike. Bishop, of course, could crack at any time. A stroke, perhaps; or a ma.s.sive heart attack, brought on by stress and the certainty that whatever the outcome of the police investigation, his time at St Oswald's is finished.

The question is, have I done enough? Mud sticks, they say; and all the more so in this profession. In a sense, the police are superfluous. The merest hint of s.e.xual impropriety is enough to sink a career. The rest I can confidently leave to a public weaned on suspicion, envy and the Examiner. Already I've started the ball rolling; I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone else took over during the next few weeks. Sunnybankers, perhaps; stout-minded folk from the Abbey Road estate. There will be fires; attacks, perhaps, on lone colleagues; rumours heated to scandalous certainty in the pubs and clubs of the town centre. The beauty of it is that from a certain point I no longer have to take any direct action. One little push, and the dominoes begin to fall all by themselves.

I'll stay, of course, as long as I can. Half the fun is being here to see it happen - though I am prepared for every eventuality. In any case, the damage must surely be irreversible by now. A whole department in ruins; many more staff implicated; a Second Master hopelessly tarred. Pupils leaving -- twelve this week -- a trickle that will soon become a flood. Teaching neglected; health and safety poor; plus an imminent Inspection which cannot fail to close the School down.

The Governors, I hear, have been holding emergency meetings every night for the past week. The Head, no negotiator, fears for his job; Dr Tidy is concerned about the potential impact on School finances; and Bob Strange covertly manages to turn everything the Head says to his own advantage whilst maintaining the appearance of complete loyalty and correct.i.tude.

So far (barring a couple of disciplinary faux pas) he has managed to take over Bishop's job quite nicely. A Headship may follow. Why not? He is clever (clever enough, in any case, not to appear too clever in front of the Governors); competent; articulate; and just bland enough to pa.s.s the stringent personality tests applied to all St Oswald's staff.

All things considered, a nice little piece of antisocial engineering. I say it myself (because no one else can), but actually I'm very pleased with the way things have worked out. Remains one small, unfinished piece of business, and I plan to deal with that tonight, at the Community bonfire. After that I can afford to celebrate, and I will; there's a bottle of champagne with Straitley's name on it, and I mean to open it tonight.

For now, though, I am idle. That's the worst part of a campaign such as this; those long, charged moments of waiting. The bonfire starts at seven thirty; by eight the pyre will be a beacon; thousands of people will be in the park; there will be music booming from loudspeakers; screaming from the fairground; and at eight thirty the fireworks will start; all smoke and falling stars.

Just the place for a quiet murder, don't you think? The dark; the crowds; the confusion. So easy here to apply Poe's law - stating that the object that is hidden in plain sight remains unseen longest -- and simply to walk away, leaving the body for some poor baffled soul to discover, o r even to discover it myself, with a cry of alarm, relying upon the inevitable crowd to shield me from sight.

One more murder. I owe it to myself. Or maybe two.

I still have Leon's photograph, a clipping taken from the Examiner, now leaf-brown and speckled with age. It's a school photograph, taken that summer, and the quality is poor, blown up for the front page into a grainy mess of cl.u.s.tered dots. But it's still his face; his c.o.c.k-eyed grin; his too-long hair; and scissored tie. The headline stands alongside the picture.

LOCAL SCHOOLBOY IN DEATH PLUMMET. PORTER QUESTIONED.

Well, anyway, that's the official story. We jumped; he fell. Even as my feet touched the other side of the chimney I heard him go -- a gutter-rattle of broken slates and a squeal of rubber soles.

It took me a moment to understand. His foot had slipped; perhaps a moment's hesitation; perhaps a cry from below had spoilt his leap. I looked, and saw that instead of landing squarely beside me, his knee had caught the edge of the gully; he'd slip-slid down the slimy funnel; bounced back; and now he was trapped across the mouth of the drop, holding on to the edge of the gutter with his fingertips, one foot stretched acrobatically to touch the far side of the chimney, the other hanging limply into s.p.a.ce.

'Leon!'

I threw myself down, but I couldn't reach him; I was on the wrong side of the chimney. I didn't dare jump back in case I dislodged a slate. I knew how brittle the gutter was; how nibbled and scalloped its edges.

'Hang on!' I called, and Leon looked up at me, face blurred with fear.

'Stay there, son. I'll get you.'

I raised my head. John Snyde was now standing on the parapet barely thirty feet away. His face was a slab; his eyes holes; his entire body shook. Now he edged forward with clockwork movements; his fear rolled off him like a stench. But he was moving. Inch by inch he crept closer - his eyes screwed almost shut in fear - and soon he would see me, and I wanted to run, I needed to run, but Leon was still down there, Leon was still trapped-- Below me I could hear a low cracking sound. It was the gutter giving way; a piece broke off and fell into the s.p.a.ce between the buildings. There was a squeal of rubber as Leon's sneaker slid a few more inches down the greasy wall.

As my father approached I began to back away, further into the shadow of the Bell Tower. Lights strobed from the fire engines below; soon there would be people all over the roof.

'Hang on, Leon,' I whispered.

Then suddenly I felt it in the nape of my neck, a distinct sensation of being watched. I turned my head and saw-- Roy Straitley in his old tweed jacket, standing at his window not twelve feet above me. His face was gaudy in the lights; his eyes were startled; his mouth drawn down into a tragicomic mask.

'Pinchbeck?' he said.

And in that second came a sound below us; a hollow, ratcheting sound like a giant penny stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe-- Then - crunch.

Silence.

The gutter had given way.