General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming Chapter 1288: Wei Xiaobao's Acting, the Slave Killer's Ultimate Sabotage

Chapter 1288: Wei Xiaobao’s Acting, the Slave Killer’s Ultimate Sabotage

Editor: Atlas Studios

Su Xiaoxiao had just come over from Elder Qiu’s side when she saw the scene of the two of them scamming.

Ling Yun’s acting skills were average. He was just lying on the ground pretending to faint.

But what was wrong with this guy?

Why did the small hand curled in front of herchest remind Su Xiaoxiao of Wuhu’s bird claws?

Ling Yun had fainted like an immortal, but her fat daughter had fainted like a bird—

Wuhu, I asked you to take care of the children, but I didn’t ask you to teach them!!!

Who could understand Su Xiaoxiao’s explosive mood at this moment? If it weren’t for Xiahou Qing standing in front of her, she would have already gone over and picked up her fat daughter!

“Ling’er! What’s wrong! What’s wrong with you?”

Xiahou Qing squatted down and hugged Ling Yun worriedly.

This was the first time he had held his son with Yun Xi.

He had already grown up.

He had really missed too much…

As Ling Yun pretended to faint, he secretly took Wei Xiaobao’s small hands that were filled with the acting skills of Wuhu.

The corners of Su Xiaoxiao’s mouth twitched.

Ling Yun fainted to stall Xiahou Qing. He never expected Xiahou Qing to bring him and Wei Xiaobao to his bedroom.

He even invited Elder Qiu over.

Elder Qiu looked speechlessly at the two of them, who were clearly pretending to faint, and then at Su Xiaoxiao, who had followed over.

Su Xiaoxiao hugged the little guy in her arms and said without changing her expression, “Xiaobao is just asleep.”

Wei Xiaobao squinted and stuck out her tongue.

Su Xiaoxiao wanted to say, “Don’t add scenes for yourself!”

The elders were puzzled by the City Lord’s att.i.tude towards Ling Yun. Even if he was Yun Xi’s nephew, that was a little too much.

Elder Hai said seriously, “City Lord, Elder Qiu is here. I believe Young Palace Lord Yun will soon be alright. It’s time for the three of you to choose the secret manual. Please head to the Scripture Depository.”

Xiahou Qing looked at Ling Yun, who was lying on his bed, with a complicated expression and slowly nodded.

However, the moment he stood up, Ling Yun suddenly grabbed his sleeve.

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“Didn’t you say two hours? It’s almost dark. Why aren’t the three of them out yet?”

“It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. If it were you, would you be willing to come out?”

“Why doesn’t the City Lord care? Has he always been so casual…”

Qiu Hanyi sat in the wheelchair and listened to the conversation between the martial artist called Qingshan and Lin Feiyu of the Heavenly Jade Hall. He felt a little upset.

What exactly had the City Lord been held back by? Why hadn’t he come for so long? The three fellows were in luck!

They would have had read countless secret manuals in the Scripture Depository!

“Oh, someone’s coming out!”

Qing Shan shouted.

The first to come out was the Slave Killer.

The elders searched him and confirmed that he had only brought out a secret manual before letting him leave.

Qing Shan smiled and said, “Brother, what secret manual did you obtain? Tell us and let us broaden our horizons!”

The Slave Killer glanced at him and left expressionlessly.

Qing Shan asked, “Why is he ignoring me? Are all the people of the Thousand Possibilities Pavilion so arrogant? Did their pavilion master teach them?”

Lin Feiyu did not dare to criticize his Hall Master’s father-in-law behind his back and did not answer.

Soon, Su Mo and Wei Ting came out one after another.

They also accepted a body search.

When they saw the secret manual Su Mo had chosen, the four elders were a little stunned, but they did not say anything.

Then, they looked at Wei Ting’s.

Wei Ting smiled. “Why? Am I not allowed to bring it?”

Elder Li said, “No, the winner can take away any martial arts secret manual on the designated floor. This is the rule of the City Lord Manor.”

As for the rest, they could not be taken out.

“Brother Duanmu, what secret manual did you take?” Qing Shan asked.

Wei Ting looked at him meaningfully. “It’s a secret, in case someone comes to steal it in the middle of the night.”

Qiu Hanyi’s eyes turned cold. “Who are you talking about?”

Wei Ting said arrogantly, “I was talking about your Hidden Sword Villa. Why? Have you forgotten that you came to the Hundred Flowers Palace in the middle of the night to steal? Do you want me to give you a few sets of pig brains to nourish your brains? My wife said that they can nourish the corresponding body part. Ah, but you might still need some pig hearts and pig lungs.”

“Child!”

Villa Master Qiu could not take it anymore and suddenly slapped Wei Ting.

Wei Ting hid behind Elder Li.

Elder Li raised his hand and removed Manor Master Qiu’s internal energy. He asked with a dignified gaze, “Manor Master Qiu, are you going to cause trouble in the City Lord Manor?”

Wei Ting smiled provocatively at Manor Master Qiu.

“And you.” Elder Li turned to look at Wei Ting. “Although I have some ties with the old Palace Lord, I won’t allow people from the Hundred Flowers Palace to cause trouble in the City Lord Manor. If there’s a next time, I’ll personally take you down!”

Wei Ting put the secret manual into his pocket as if nothing had happened. “Let’s go!”

After the two of them left, Qing Shan came over and smiled awkwardly. “Elders, may I ask… what secret manuals did they pick?”

Elder Li said coldly, “This is not your place to ask.”

Other than reporting to the City Lord, they would not leak it to anyone unless the person who chose the secret manual said it himself.

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In the bedroom.

Xiahou Qing was immersed in the huge joy that his son could not bear to part with him even in his dreams. He sat until his legs went numb, but he could not bear to move.

Suddenly, a guard reported, “City Lord, Duanmu Yun, the Netherworld King, and the Slave Killer have left the Scripture Depository.”

Without waiting for Xiahou Qing to speak, Ling Yun opened his eyes. “I’m awake. I’m going back.”

Xiahou Qing, who had been thrown away after being used, was speechless.

–

The three little ones were not idle. They played crazily in the small garden of Xiahou Qing’s bedroom for the entire afternoon and fell asleep as soon as they got into the carriage.

Wei Xiaobao, who had contributed her soul acting skills, also exhausted her limited stamina and fell asleep in her mother’s arms.

Seeing Wei Ting come up, Su Xiaoxiao hurriedly asked, “Have you found it?”

Wei Ting leaned lazily against the wall of the car. “Aiya, I’ve been looking at it all afternoon. My waist is so sore, and my legs hurt. Ah, my chest doesn’t feel good either…”

Su Xiaoxiao smiled. “Shall I rub it for you?”

Wei Ting closed his eyes in enjoyment. “Alright.”

“Let me do it.”

A calm young man’s voice sounded.

Wei Ting was shocked. “Why are you here?!”

Jing Yi patted his sinister iron gloves. “Where should I rub?”

Wei Ting was speechless.

Soon, Ling Yun got into the carriage.

Su Mo came out with people from the Hidden Sword Villa.

Su Mo was already walking towards the Hundred Flowers Palace’s carriage, but Villa Master Qiu still said bluntly, “You can consider the conditions I gave you. You can have a place in the Hidden Sword Villa at any time.”

Su Xiaoxiao lifted the curtain. “He’s not going!”

Villa Master Qiu said disdainfully, “If your Hundred Flowers Palace can rope in martial arts experts, so can our Hidden Sword Villa. We’ll rely on our own methods!”

Su Xiaoxiao said, “You can’t rely on that.”

Villa Owner Qiu took advantage of his age and said, “Little girl, has anyone taught you not to be too domineering at such a young age!”

Su Mo turned around and said to Villa Master Qiu, “She’s domineering because I’ve spoiled her.”

Manor Master Qiu was speechless.

On the other side, the Slave Killer returned to the Thousand Possibilities Pavilion.

Lou Bufan returned early because he had fallen into the feces pit.

After washing for an unknown period of time, a layer of skin had been shed.

It was not until the servant reported that the Slave Killer had returned that his mood was finally not so bad.

The Wordless Book of the Hundred Flowers Palace was only an incomplete copy. The real Wordless Book was the one hidden in the east pavilion on the first floor.

Not only did it record a peerless cultivation technique, but it also recounted the secrets of the entire Thousand Mountain Island.

He had kept the Slave Killer to obtain it.

“Pavilion Master.”

“Come in.”

The Slave Killer stepped in.

Lou Bufan could not hide his excitement and asked, “Have you found the Textless Book?”

Slave Killer said, “I found it.”

Lou Bufan finally calmed down.

“Well done, well done!”

After saying that with a smile, he waved at the Slave Killer.

Slave Killer asked, “What?”

Lou Bufan said, “Give me the book!”

“Oh.”

Slave Killer handed the secret manual he had brought out of the Scripture Depository to Lou Bufan.

Lou Bufan took it with trembling hands and flipped through it. He was immediately dumbfounded. “This isn’t the Wordless Book! This is… the Blazing Sun Divine Palm! Where’s the Wordless Book? Didn’t you say that you found it?”

Slave Killer nodded. “I did find it.”

Lou Bufan said, “Then?”

The Slave Killer said righteously, “Then I left! I thought it was a difficult mission. You reminded me so many times early in the morning! I can’t read, but how can I not know if the book has no text!”

“You… you…”

Lou Bufan vomited three liters of blood!!!