Folly Beach Part 3

"Aw, jeez, Cate," Patti piped in. "All that's true enough but we've got to make a plan, sister. We've got to make a plan."

Chapter Five.

Setting: Porgy House, upstairs, side porch. Old table with cloth, flowered china tea set, newspaper, two chairs.

Director's Note: Show photographs on scrim of side porch with table set for breakfast and the picture of Jenifer. When she talks about her story "The Young Ghost," show a cover of McCall's magazine. Voice of DuBose Heyward comes from off-stage.

Act I Scene 3 Dorothy: There are some events in your life that are indelibly imprinted in your mind-funerals, childbirth, your wedding, the day the curtain goes up on your first play that made it to Broadway and on and on. You just don't forget anything about these things. It absolutely was in late February of 1934 that the haunting, or whatever you want to call it, began. I am going to be very careful in how I recount this story because otherwise you might think I was exaggerating. Writers are notorious for their expansive imaginations, you know. But, on my word, here is what I remember with certainty.

DuBose and I were comfortably settled at the old weather-beaten table on our side porch, enjoying our morning coffee and reading the newspaper. Jenifer was in school, fully ensconced in a kindergarten on James Island just a few miles away. It was a gorgeous day, crisp and clear, and although it was chilly, the sun warmed us as it danced on the countless ripples of the Atlantic Ocean right across the street. The world was alive and open for business. I brought up the previous night to DuBose in what I hoped was a nonchalant manner.

"DuBose? Did you hear all that crying last night?"

"Crying? No. I didn't. You know, darling, I sleep like the proverbial stone. It was probably some feral thing-a bobcat or a stray."

"Well, I don't think it was an animal. Golly, I was up half the night! Would you like an egg or some toast? Maybe food will wake me up."

"No, no breakfast for me thanks. Don't trouble yourself. You've always suffered so terribly with insomnia. Maybe we should stop the madness and just ask the doctor to give you something?"

"Maybe. I'll think about that. But DuBose? This is serious. I'm sure I heard a woman crying all night long, weeping! It was absolutely pitiful. She sounded just like that woman in my short story, 'The Young Ghost.' Remember her?"

DuBose folded his section of the newspaper back neatly to scan the obituaries.

"My, my. Look at this, will you? Old August Busch, the beer magnate, is gone to Glory! Looks like it was a suicide, it says here. Now why would someone with all that money do himself in?"

"DuBose! Have you heard a word I've said?"

"Yes, yes, of course I have. 'The Young Ghost'! That's the one about the accidental death or the suicide-another suicide!-of that young woman, isn't it?"

"Yes! Remember? Suzo, the very young bride, dies in the bathtub and Bobbel, her husband . . ."

"What kind of quirky names are those, dear? Russian?"

"They had nicknames for each other like we do. Well, like you do."

"Little Dorothy."

"Precious." I was not always so fond of being called little Dorothy. Dorothy wasn't really my name. "But remember how her husband struggles so hard? He's tortured really, trying to understand how and why his wife died. Was it an accident or not?"

"Right! And then the cad of the story . . . what was his name?"

"Keene Everett."

"Yes! Ah, Everett the Scoundrel, Connoisseur of the Wives of Others! As I recall, Everett let it slip that he and Suzo were an item and he implies that our little Suzo kills herself because her husband, Bobbel, the widower with the unfortunate name, said they had to stop riding around the town in his car with each other. Or some such nonsense."

"Nonsense? That story ran in McCall's magazine!"

"There, there! I meant no offense. It's just that . . ."

Too late. I was indeed offended, reminded for the umpteenth time that DuBose considered my writing to run along popular veins and that he was a more literary writer, more serious. After all, he was a founding member of the Poetry Society of South Carolina. And a celebrated poet. Descended from la-dee-da aristocracy. And I? I was only the Belmont Prize winner of Professor Baker's playwriting cla.s.s from Harvard, thank you, which had been performed on Broadway, but I was from, alas, Ohio. In the world my husband grew up in, you were either a Charlestonian or you were not. You were literary or you were not. I pouted and waited for him to speak again but he was buried in that past Sunday's edition of the New York Times, which usually took us the whole week to finish.

"DuBose? I thought that story had a delicious air of mystery to it."

Not anxious to take on the task of self-defense first thing in the morning, DuBose avoided my eyes, put the newspaper down, and poured himself another cup of coffee from the pink-and-green flowered breakfast set that I treasured so. It had been a birthday gift from his formidable mother, which is the nicest way to describe her personality.

"Mysteries are fine for those who can abide them, I suppose. More coffee?"

Again, DuBose had stepped on my pride.

"What? No. Thank you." I took a deep breath and sighed hard, exasperated. "You know, DuBose, sometimes you are an insufferable sn.o.b. Many highly educated people happen to adore mysteries, myself among them. I'm just asking you this. What do you think? Why did she haunt the tenant with all that weeping?" What I really wanted to know was why was a weeping woman haunting us? Well, me, actually. And who was she?

He knew I was growing touchy and quickly working myself into a foul humor. DuBose, who obviously could not recall the finer points of "The Young Ghost," decided to take a benign position and let me talk it out.

"I have no idea, sweetheart. My memory isn't as sharp as yours. You tell me." There, that's better, I could see him thinking, compliment her a little without seeming disingenuous.

"Very well, I will! It was an accident. But here's the rub. People were blabbing all over town that she was having an affair with that simp Keene Everett when she most definitely was not. The rumors were terrible! So now that she was dead, how could she ever make her husband know that she loved only him?"

"Right, I remember now."

"She was robbed of her reputation and of her very life by an accident. But the crying? She was very worried that she would become nothing more than a bad memory. So she haunted their tenant, hoping he would help her straighten things out with Bobbel. Don't you remember she says, 'I'd rather be forgotten than be something you try to forget and can't.' She didn't want her husband to spend the rest of his life thinking she was unfaithful. And I'm telling you that all last night I heard a woman crying her heart out just like Suzo. Not some silly cat down the street. That's all."

At that point, DuBose had stopped and stared across the table at me. I could read his mind. Did I feel robbed? Had I ever thought of loving someone else? He dismissed the thought almost immediately with a shudder. No, if DuBose Heyward was certain of anything in his life it was my devoted love. Women were such complicated creatures, he thought loudly enough to be heard, but deliciously so.

"Perhaps I will have that egg," he said. "And maybe a slice of toast?"

"I'm ravenous this morning," I had said, "I am going to the kitchen. I'll be right back in two shakes."

I came around to his side of the table, smiled wide, kissed my fingertips, and touched his cheek with them. Harmony was restored. I knew that man and every cell of his brain. For the life of him, he could not even begin to comprehend why asking for an egg and a slice of toast would shake me from my truculent mood, but it seemed as though it had. At least I let him think so. I had made my point, and if I gave him a thousand dollars and all the tea in China, he couldn't tell me what that point was. Men.

Still, I had company the night before and I knew it.

Fade to Darkness.

Chapter Six.

Packing.

The sun was slowly rising like a fireball, searing the entire horizon in bands of blistering scarlet. Without so much as reaching out and touching the windowpane, I knew it was still bitter cold outside. The world beyond my windows had that bleak look of frozen desolation. Low-hanging clouds were bulging with snow, and if it fell as it was threatening to, I'd probably have my beautiful chandeliers for another twenty-four hours. Electricians were a sensible breed, and foul weather would keep them home rather than have their small vans play slip-and-slide. Besides, you waited for them, they didn't wait for you. But after everything that happened yesterday, I knew they would arrive.

I was wide-awake, having spent most of the night crying off and on like a complete fool. But in the morning light I was coming to the conclusion that what was there to cry about really? Because there was nowhere to sit except on a mattress and box spring? Because my clothes were in cardboard boxes all around the bedroom, dropped unceremoniously in piles by the burly movers? Because all my family photographs were in a stack on the kitchen counter, their silver frames all confiscated? Because there was no flat-screen television with which to start my day with Matt Lauer and all my imaginary friends on the Today Show? Please. It was easier to specify what remained than what was gone. And there was nothing to be done about it anyway.

"Get out of bed and start your day," I said out loud to myself. I rolled to one side and then pushed myself up into a sitting position. I had not slept on a mattress and box spring on the floor since my college days, and as I struggled to rise I realized those days were a very long time ago. My knees creaked, my balance was definitely off, and I stumbled to the bathroom like an old, arthritic lady. I looked dreadful but it was perfectly understandable. But I still had clean towels and I hoped that a hot shower would get me moving.

I stood there under the hot water for much longer than usual, continuing to count my blessings. Isn't that what people were supposed to do in trying times? Well, the list of my blessings was short but it was not an insignificant list. I had my health, I wasn't ugly, and I had a reasonable sense of humor and respectable brains. Good health was a wonderful a.s.set, not to be taken lightly, and good humor would see me through this impressive mora.s.s of utter and complete bulls.h.i.t I was facing. On the material side of the ledger, I could add my diamond studs and diamond ring. And a nice watch. There was some other jewelry but it probably wouldn't amount to much if I tried to sell it. I imagined that our leased cars would surely be repossessed but that was all right with me. I had never been a car person anyway. In fact, I made a mental note to call Bergen Jaguar and Globe Motors to just come pick them up. And after yesterday, mark that as the intergalactic benchmark for a bad day, I was un-insultable, which I was pretty sure wasn't a word and I didn't care one whit. It didn't matter if I did care. The facts were what they were. At least I had the beginnings of some sort of a plan.

I brushed my hair up into a big barrette, pulled on a pair of pants and a sweater, and wondered how long it would take for the swelling in my face to go down. I looked like a bloated trout. Every time I cried, since I was a little girl, my face would get blotchy and my eyes puffed up like I'd been on a bender. Come to think of it, Patti, Mark, and I did put the almighty hurt on three bottles of wine last night. Maybe that had something to do with the ruddiness of my complexion. But let's be honest, if ever there was an occasion that merited overindulgence, yesterday had been the ultimate one.

By the time I reached the kitchen to try and rustle up some sort of a breakfast, snow had begun falling in earnest, and Patti and Mark were coming in the door with a box of doughnuts; a bag of paper cups, napkins, and spoons, and a huge Box o' Joe from Dunkin Donuts; the Bergen Record and the New York Times. It was just before seven.

"Morning," I said. "You two are sure up with the birds! How are the roads?"

Patti gave me a peck on the cheek and then stood back and looked at me.

"The highways are probably fine but the neighborhood? Not so great. Next time you buy a house, make sure there's a politician on the street."

"Yeah, then you get plowed out first."

"By the way, shugah, you look like who did it and ran, girl," she said. "Lipstick." She reached in her purse and handed me a tube.

"We're supposed to get twelve to eighteen inches," Mark said and we all moaned.

"Somebody did do it and ran," I said, using her tube of Chanel Ballerina. "But! On the bright side of things, those nice men from the D&D Building left us some mugs and a few other things on the verge of recycling." I took three mugs from the cabinet. One had the faded image of Jane Austen's face plastered on it, another one had some bit of trite philosophy printed on its side, and the third one was from the gift shop at Radio City Music Hall. All of them had a significant chip or two. "Can you believe they didn't want these?"

"No taste," Patti said.

Mark gave me a brotherly hug and said, "We brought doughnuts."

"Yay. No carb left behind. Definitely my kind of breakfast," I said.

"Listen, Cate," Patti said, handing me a steamy cup of deliverance, "we don't want you to worry. You've been through enough. When the kids leave today, you're going to come and stay with us for a few days or for as long as you'd like to sleep on a sofa bed with a metal bar jamming your back."

I giggled at that. Mark and Patti lived three blocks away in a picturesque house for normal, sensible people (not a crazy, over-designed, waste of money, brand spanking new, with a five-car garage, home theater, tennis court, swimming pool, fountain out front spewing water day and night, wireless McMansion like mine), whose greatest selling point was an elaborate gourmet chef's kitchen with four ovens, two dishwashers, three sinks, and a huge marble slab for making Patti's infamous featherweight pastry and gorgeous cakes. Most women, myself included, would love a kitchen like that, because it would inspire you to tie on an ap.r.o.n. My witty, irrepressible sister Patti was a cla.s.sically trained, well-known pastry chef who baked like an angel but only when she felt like it. She had declined countless offers from the Food Network for her own show, because she wasn't interested in becoming a celebrity. To put this in perspective, two years ago she made Martha Stewart's birthday cake at Martha's request and billed her. Martha's people were aghast that Patti sent a bill and Patti just laughed.

"Pay the bill," Patti said and they did. "Does Martha Stewart get up in the morning and go to work for free? I don't think so."

I greatly admired her sense of self-worth. Even Martha Stewart couldn't take her somewhere, especially if Patti wasn't interested in the trip. She charged so much money for wedding cakes it literally gave me hives to think about it. They had no children (their choice) and no pets (Mark is allergic to any and all creatures with dander), and as a result they had money to travel to all the exotic spots on the globe to sample and study their sweets, the one thing of which I was a little jealous.

"Well, I have to say. It's good to see a smile on your face," Mark said.

"Yeah, well, I think I'm pretty much out of tears, you know? They seem to have dried up."

"Yesterday was a little rough," he said.

"I'm married to the King of Understatement," Patti said. "It was like the worst day ever. Like something out of a Stephen King novel."

"Yeah, but you know what?" I said.

"What?" they said together.

"I'm gonna survive. Us Mahon women are built from pretty strong stuff, stronger than I would have thought. I mean, listen, who would believe what happened yesterday? It just doesn't seem possible."

"Cate?" Mark said. "These days, people are losing their houses and all their possessions right and left. What happened to you is not actually all that unusual, except for the baby pictures and the floosies in the office colliding in one spectacular graveside s.h.i.t storm. Want a chocolate doughnut?"

"Like we already forgot the details?"

"Are you kidding?" I took the doughnut from him, ate it in two bites, and then I licked my fingers until all the sugar was gone. "Losing the house and everything we owned was bad enough but I agree, meeting Addison's wh.o.r.e was a nice touch and learning about the secretary and the other women he . . . what? What are y'all thinking?"

Patti and Mark had the strangest expressions on their faces, as though they were hiding something from me.

"Come on," I said, "what's up with the weird faces? What's going on?"

"You tell her," Patti said.

"This is why we came over so early," Mark said. "I couldn't sleep last night worrying about what you were going to do about paying your bills. So I got to thinking and then I remembered something that happened when we were at dinner in the city a few months ago."

"And?" Patti said, opening her eyes wide and flailing her arms as if to say come on already! "I swear to G.o.d, Mark. He is the slowest storyteller in Bergen County. Quit prattling!"

"Excuse me, ma'am, but the details are very important here," Mark said and continued. "So we're at Le Bernardin getting ready to lay waste to some mighty fine black ba.s.s and I'm reading the wine list. I said to Patti, gee, honey, remember that Pomerol we bought for like fifty bucks a bottle back in '94? She says, yes, dear, although I'm not entirely confident about her honesty on that one. You know? I mean, yes, dear is pretty much thrown around the house without a lot of veracity attached to it."

"Puhleese!" Patti said. "He thinks he's the only one who remembers anything about our wine collection. Believe me! I know what the man spends."

"And I know what you spend, too!" Mark wagged his finger at Patti. "Well, anyway, don't you know it was four hundred dollars! The same maker and the same year!"

"Basically, what he's telling you is that . . ."

"Ahem!" Mark said. "This is my story, not yours."

"Sorry," Patti said. "Just get to the point! Jeesch!"

"Cate? You're sitting on a gold mine downstairs. Addison's cellar is probably worth a hundred thousand dollars! Maybe two."

"Maybe four!" Patti said.

"So what are you two thinking? That I should run out in the snowstorm and sell it on the corner? Don't you know that the sheriff said they were sending a special wine mover with a refrigerated truck to get it?"

"A sommelier repo guy?" Patti said. "I didn't know they had those."

"I'm not saying that you should sell it!" Mark was getting excited.

"He's thinking you should swap it," Patti said. "It's kind of ingenious, really."

"What? Swap it?"

"Listen, the liquor stores open at nine. I've got the Expedition, right? That thing can go anywhere in any kind of weather."

"Yep, it sure can," Patti said.