Enigmatic Pilot_ A Tall Tale Too True Part 5

It was a miserable night despite the b.u.t.ter beans and cinnamon that Rapture managed to serve, along with a slice of smoked fatback, a loaf of day-old flatiron bread, followed by a variation on apple pandowdy and quick mud coffee.

The mice were so insistent-and when they weren't running wild across the rafters and the floor the rats in the walls and the birds in the roof sounded even louder-and Hephaestus was so disgusted with himself for losing Lloyd's money that no one much enjoyed their food. Rapture tried to console her husband by reminding him that Lloyd had found the wad of notes, which meant it had been lost by someone else and so was "bad luck 'n' kemin home." Lloyd kept his mouth shut at this, although a part of him longed to tell them both the truth. He wanted the praise he was due for his resourcefulness and knack. There was more Zanesville in his parents than he liked.

But the important fact was that they could no longer afford their stateroom on the Spirit of Independence Spirit of Independence. A new life with Micah seemed farther away than when they were in Ohio. They were stranded and disheartened, and just before they tried to go to sleep Hephaestus started blubbering. It was not an easily stomached sight, and filled Rapture with fear. Lloyd felt his disdain turning to shame. Suddenly, the family was outright foundering-and a long way from home.

"Listen, Hephaestus," he said in a dark, calm voice, the first time he had ever called his father by his first name. "You have to pull yourself together. Tomorrow I will go out and bring some more more money in. I don't know how yet, but I will. But you can't be a machine that breaks down now. You're supposed to be the father in this family." money in. I don't know how yet, but I will. But you can't be a machine that breaks down now. You're supposed to be the father in this family."

There was an almost chilling sobriety to the boy's words that shook both parents-perhaps because they each suspected that the money that had been lost had not been found. In any case, the next morning while the sun was still low, at the tender age of six, Lloyd Meadhorn Sitt.u.r.d went to seek employment with the one person he knew in the river city.

"A job?" Mulrooney sighed. "My boy, you overestimate the financial fertility of my little enterprise. I regret to disinform you of this misconception, but last night, despite significant audience attention, the like of which any entertainer in any city of substance would be pleased to inspire, I ate fish-head soup. This morning I dined on oatmeal and brine. Please accept my apology for having to deny your request."

"Why don't you exhibit the Amba.s.sadors?" Lloyd asked.

"They are not yet ready," came the answer.

"Then why don't you let them go?"

"Where?" the showman countered, and Lloyd saw that beneath the apparent flabbiness of his character Mulrooney was a victim of his own soft heart.

"But I can do things!" Lloyd insisted. "Things that will stir the crowd."

"Such as?" the showman queried.

"What about long division-in my head?" Lloyd demanded.

"Long division? All right." The showman smiled sadly. division? All right." The showman smiled sadly.

"What's 648,065 divided by 17?"

The boy thought for a moment and then replied, "38,121.47."

"That answer sounds as plausible as any," Mulrooney admitted.

"It's the right answer!" Lloyd cried. "You can check it!"

"Bravo. But this is a magic show. Bewonderment and mystification."

"What about calculating the number of beans in a big jar?"

"My boy, the best place to hide a buffalo is in a buffalo herd, and the best way to figure the number of beans in a jar is to be the one who put them there. That's what my business is all about. That's why it's vital to think there is only one woman and not twins. But these little tricks of the intellect lack the necessary appeal for public performance."

"But I have to earn some money!" the boy cried.

The shrillness of this outburst unsettled Mulrooney. There were people trawling the riversides who would be very interested in a child his age. Despite his apparent self-sufficiency, if the boy became desperate enough he could fall prey to some very undesirable folk.

"All right," Mulrooney consented, racking his brain. "Let me think. Does your family know about your intentions?"

"N-no," Lloyd admitted. "Not yet."

"And I a.s.sume they would not approve if they did. So we know where we stand. All right, then. What about this? I believe we could fabricate...a mentalist attraction. In a word, mind reading. Hmm? We will ask questions of the audience and have you secured in such a way as not to hear. Then I shall ask you questions and you will tell everyone what it was the person said."

"How will I know that?" Lloyd inquired.

"Because of the order of the questions that I ask you and certain key words I will use. We will have a code. With your quick head, we will fool and enlighten many. The rest will be amused. Then you can do some calculating feats and we can sell some special mind-strengthening tonic, for sharper wits and clearer thoughts."

"Do you have some of that?" the boy asked.

"My little friend, I have but three tonics to sell, and they all have the main ingredient in common. The secret to tonic is not how it's made but how it's sold and therefore what it's called. I will pay you one-third the price of every bottle of tonic we sell. I'm afraid I can do no better than that."

"Thank you!" Lloyd smiled, imagining, in his naive enthusiasm, the residents of St. Louis lining up for miles.

"Come back this afternoon and I will have written some patter for you to memorize and we will rehea.r.s.e the code. But be warned, young Lloyd, show business is a difficult business. So keep your mind clear and your wits about you, or we may both find ourselves in a situation that no tonic can cure."

Lloyd ran back to the stables and the showman slipped into the tent, where his wives were debating in their personal sign language and the Amba.s.sadors from Mars were clicking wildly. "Well," Mulrooney told himself. "At least the boy will be safer with me than roaming the streets."

Lloyd returned that afternoon as ordered. In but an hour he mastered the speech the showman had composed and a host of variations, all the intricacies of the mind-reading code, and some simple ways of integrating his calculating and spelling abilities-along with various musical improvisations on the mouth organ, squeezebox, and an old dimpled bugle that the showman had kept from his own boyhood. Lloyd had not had much direct exposure to music; he had been too busy with his inventions. But he quickly, intuitively grasped the system of music, and if his instrumental technique was raw that actually worked in his favor as far as performance theatrics went-or so Mulrooney thought. On the squeezebox, he became an imp of melody with astounding rapidity. "d.a.m.n me if that boy couldn't be a musical genius if he turned his mind to it," Mulrooney told his wives.

Then Lloyd had to decant a large cask of transparent liquid that gave off fumes that brought tears to his eyes into a series of little bottles with corks in the end. The magical-memory and mind-strengthening tonic was 140-proof alcohol laced with juniper and spearmint and could not have been more effective at clouding memory, although Mulrooney dubbed it LUCID! (He was particular about the exclamation mark.) While working to fill the bottles, Lloyd listened to Urim and Thummim, and the more certain he became that, as freakish as they were, there was something about their language that was beautiful and subtle.

The showman retained his reservations about putting the boy "up on the stump," and if Mabel Peanut, Lloyd's sometime teacher back in Zanesville, could have seen him in St. Louis, performing on the medicine-show wagon, she would have felt confirmed in all her predictions about the family's errant ways. But for Lloyd the experience of being THE MIRACLE MIND READER & MYSTIFYING CHILD OF VISION THE MIRACLE MIND READER & MYSTIFYING CHILD OF VISION was as invigorating as a whiff of ozone or the taste of sarsaparilla-a brazen vindication of his special abilities, all the things, or at least some of them, that he had had to cloak or to be ashamed of back home. It chuffed his pride to be able to help his family, when he felt that, for all his singular gifts, he had caused them distress in the past. was as invigorating as a whiff of ozone or the taste of sarsaparilla-a brazen vindication of his special abilities, all the things, or at least some of them, that he had had to cloak or to be ashamed of back home. It chuffed his pride to be able to help his family, when he felt that, for all his singular gifts, he had caused them distress in the past.

Yet it also piqued his native rebelliousness and his no longer secret contempt for his parents, try to hide it deep down in his heart though he did. The stinking hobnailed boot was on the other foot now. They were of necessity grateful for his earnings, and grat.i.tude is a double-minded emotion that can snake in many directions.

The Spirit of Independence Spirit of Independence may have departed without the Sitt.u.r.ds, and Texas may have slipped farther out of their grasp, but the youngest family member at least began traveling all around-from Spanish Lake and the Missouri Bottoms to the other side of the river on the smoking ferries, wherever Mulrooney thought they could draw a crowd. may have departed without the Sitt.u.r.ds, and Texas may have slipped farther out of their grasp, but the youngest family member at least began traveling all around-from Spanish Lake and the Missouri Bottoms to the other side of the river on the smoking ferries, wherever Mulrooney thought they could draw a crowd.

From the self-named Professor of Teratology, Lloyd learned a plethora of new words (such as "plethora," "pinguid," "paludal," and "uliginous"), not to mention the more utilitarian skills of how to make change, short change-upsell, distract, hoodwink, and hornswoggle a crowd into being an attentive audience. And a great success the arrangement was, at least at first. For a couple of golden weeks, the showman began to have Barnum-like aspirations. With a little luck, maybe he could get the boy to travel with them to Chicago. The Amba.s.sadors would eventually be incorporated into the act, and with the proceeds he would begin to build himself an empire of novelties-a true touring odditorium featuring headhunters from lost islands and living skeletons, with scientific displays to delight and inspire all ages!

After the second successful performance, Lloyd invited his parents along to watch him work. He was proud of himself. Meanwhile, Rapture had humbled herself and found employment as a scrubwoman for a fetid old wharf doctor who sold laudanum and performed abortions on the sly. She was upset to learn of Lloyd's exploits, but grateful that her son had risen to the occasion.

However, the boy's new career did not sit at all well with Hephaestus. Lloyd's dressing down of him had yanked him out of his blither for a day or so, but without any inventions to occupy his mind, with Micah and Texas now seemingly out of reach, and with a growing sense of impotence as the head of the household, and no house to hold, the former blacksmith soon began to wallow in drink, exaggerating his limp for the purposes of begging, so that he could afford a cheap charcoal-flavored mash that a freedman named Little Jack Redhorse made.

When not moping and sulking in the loft of the stable, where they were forced to remain, he took to panhandling near the main market-and if fortunate in his takings he went in search of companionship and diversion, which he ended up finding at a place called the Mississippi Rose, an apparent chop shop and taproom that was in fact a seedy house of blue lights (a favorite among the preachers and the civic leaders). In addition to five floury white floozies and a very popular quadroon named Black Cherry, the entertainments ranged from cards and billiards to wagers on rat-catching dogs or bouts of barefisted boxing if two Irishmen could be found.

The proprietor was known as Chicken Germain, a Melungeon woman built like a cart horse with straight black hair and steel-blue eyes. She loved fried food and men, especially well-endowed men-and especially well-endowed men who also had some physical deformity. The first night Hephaestus managed to sneak in the door, Chicken was about to have him evicted when she noticed his limp. An hour later she noticed that he was anything but limp, chicken bones and gaudy silk stockings strewn on the floor beside her carved oak bed upstairs.

Despite his age, Lloyd was in his own way tortured by the temptations of desire into which Miss Viola had initiated him. There were not many avenues for s.e.xual fulfillment for a boy of his age-particularly one who was new to town and without spending money, because, unlike Hephaestus, all the money he made he turned over to his mother.

From a street waif named Scooper he heard about a teenage half-breed called p.a.w.nee Mary, who would let you do her if you gave her chewing tobacco. There was also a beefy bucket head named Betty, who would get down on all fours behind the feedlot if you gave her a pig ear to chew on. But the Christian Union rode Betty out of town on a rail (which some local wags claimed she enjoyed), while p.a.w.nee Mary was found floating facedown in the river. Young Lloyd grew ever more restless for company and release, and might well have wandered down a short, dark path himself had his yearning for female affection not found another outlet.

One night after he had fled the stable, where enough rancor was brewing between his parents to set the horses snorting in their stalls below, he happened upon a Lyceum-like inst.i.tution that called itself the Illumination Society. The establishment was filled with horn-rimmed fusspots arguing about a magic-lantern lecture on the life history of the bee. Was it too bold? Too suggestive? The opinions were hot on both sides of the debate, and no one noticed Lloyd slip into the adjacent library. He was starving for intellectual stimulation in the same way that he craved s.e.x.

In the hushed, stuffy book room he found copies of Shakespeare and Horace. But when he went to look beyond one of the rows, in the darker part of the room, he pulled out a heavy volume on the history of the Punic Wars and found on the shelf behind it another book tucked away, as if in secret. In the dim light, he strained his eyes to take in the contents. The pages were filled with ill.u.s.trated pictures of men and women. Naked men and women posed in positions that he hadn't even thought of! His heart leaped. Page by forbidden page, the pictures lubricated his imagination. Fortunately, the members of the Illumination Society were now immersed in an earnest discussion regarding dues and the privileges of officeholders. Oh, how he longed to steal that book-so crammed with fantasies and flesh! But it was too large for him to slip under his shirt. He noticed a small card glued inside the front cover. It read RARE BOOKS & MAPS RARE BOOKS & MAPS, and was followed by a St. Louis address-on Fifth Street, not far away. His whole body quivered at the prospect! Perhaps there were more such books to be found there.

The next afternoon, following a show where sales of LUCID! hit a record high, Lloyd went searching for the shop (with the express intention of locating and stealing a forbidden text). The address in question was a very narrow shop front, not much wider than the single door, with just one small window. The pane was so caked with mud and crusted insects that it was impossible to gain any idea of what type of business was conducted inside, but the moment Lloyd was inside the door he knew that he had found what he had been searching for. The shop was much deeper than he expected, laid out in a series of small plaster-peeling rooms and alcoves built off one long hall lined by a tatty Oriental carpet. On the wall behind the door hung a Dutch map of some section of the coast of Africa, and on the floor below lay a transparent celestial sphere and a page from an illuminated ma.n.u.script depicting a sleeping peasant being inspected by a family of hedgehogs. The place was silent but for the buzzing of a bluebottle b.u.t.ting the inside of the clouded gla.s.s. As there was no one about, Lloyd peered into the first room. More maps covered the wall-or pieces of maps-some framed, some torn and decomposing. Piles of books lay everywhere.

He found amid the mouse dirt and cobwebs a fat vellum volume concerning the history of military fortifications. In the neighboring alcove he found the travels of Hakluyt and the Wildflowers of the Southern Alps Wildflowers of the Southern Alps, which had several blood-smeared mosquitoes smushed between its pages. At last, however, on top of a crooked chimney pile of texts, he came upon an edition of Nicolaus Steno's famous anatomical work on the ovaries of sharks, which gave him hope that he might have hit on a heap of biological or medical texts. Perhaps somewhere near the bottom was hidden the doc.u.mentation of some forensically vivid mating ritual or a diagram of the female organs. He became so engrossed in this possibility that he was not even aware of the hint of witch hazel insinuating itself through the haze of cracked book paste and Graeco-Latino-English terminology-until the man's stealthy approach was announced with a phlegmy clearing of the throat. Lloyd tipped over a pillar of crumbling books and stared up in panic, choking on the dust.

The man who confronted him now was but a smidgen over five feet tall, with tufts of wild hair and bushy eyebrows giving way to a domed forehead. His hands were soft and effeminate-looking, yet there was about his frame a contrasting hint of martial energy and force of character, which was undermined by a noticeable hump on his back. The man's attire consisted of a neat but worn dark twill suit with a faint powdering of dust, an expensive-looking white shirt and a silver pocket watch suspended from his waistcoat by an oily chain. On the thick hooked nose above a bristle of gray mustache propped a pair of round wire spectacles, and when he opened his mouth to speak Lloyd spotted a calcium stain on his front tooth.

"This is not a lending library, young man. These books are for sale. Get along."

He pivoted to leave, but Lloyd piped up.

"But it looks like there are a lot of books that no one wants to buy! Wouldn't it be better if some were read?"

"You know nothing," the man croaked. "I do a brisk trade with bibliophiles from all over the country and indeed the world. From here to Boston, London, and Antwerp. There is a buyer for every book under this roof. You do not look like a buyer to me. Please go."

"Couldn't I just sit in one of the rooms and read?" Lloyd begged. "I won't disturb any of the...buyers."

This plea grated on the humpy man's nerves, for he slapped his hands together and stuttered, "H-how...how did you come to find me?"

Lloyd fidgeted again, not wanting to recount how he had learned of the shop and certainly not what he had hoped to find.

"I...I was just...walking past," he muttered.

The man slapped his hands together again and said, "Then you may kindly just walk out. Books such as these are not for children."

"Don't you think that education is a good thing?" Lloyd asked stubbornly.

"Allein die Dosis macht da.s.s ein Ding kein Gift ist," the bookman said, sighing. the bookman said, sighing. "Good day." "Good day."

"I know what you said," Lloyd replied.

"Yes, but you are not leaving as I asked. Will I have to call a constable?"

"No, I mean what you said in German."

"Bully for you. And now I am addressing you in Latin. "Nemo me impune lacessit." "Nemo me impune lacessit."

"Why would I want to harm you?" Lloyd puzzled.

"What?" the dainty humped man started. "You know Latin, too?"

"Yes," Lloyd answered. "Of course."

The proprietor gave a sniff of disbelief and strode over to the nearest shelf and whisked out a volume of Catullus's poetry. "All right," he said, handing the open book to Lloyd and pointing. "Tell me what this says."

Lloyd glanced down at the selected page and read, "Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, forta.s.se requiris. Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior. It means 'I hate and love. You may ask why I do so. I do not know, but I feel it and am in torment.'"

"Hmm." The man smiled, showing his calcium stain. "And what did I say before in German?"

"'Only the dose insures the thing will not be a poison.'"

"Correct!" snapped the bookseller. "And in reference to education you may already have had too much-at least of a certain kind."

"I hardly ever go to school," Lloyd corrected. "But I am am quick." quick."

"Perhaps," the man said, flexing his hump. "But you are slow to leave. I believe you were sent by one of the local dilettantes to goad and annoy me."

"I wasn't sent by anyone!" Lloyd insisted. "I'm here on my own."

There was something about the emphatic way the boy uttered this last remark, combined with his unexpected erudition, that made the bookseller change his att.i.tude, for he brushed some of the dust from his suit and said, "All right, my learned young friend. Since you are so committed, you may remain here and read. I close at four, and you are not to wander outside this room. Understood?"

"Thank you!" Lloyd beamed. "Thank you. But...is there any key to how the books are organized?"

The humped man stroked his mustache.

"The key is right here," he said, pointing to his shining forehead. "I know where every book is in the entire shop. Does my young sir have special interests?"

"I am interested in science. And magic," Lloyd answered. "And...secrets."

"I...see," the bookseller said, arching his woolly eyebrows.

The humped man disappeared into the next room and Lloyd heard him foraging among the piles. He returned with an armload of Euclid's Elements Elements and a book concerning Hooke's microscopy and an alchemical folio t.i.tled "Tract on the Tincture and Oil of Antimony," by Roger Bacon. and a book concerning Hooke's microscopy and an alchemical folio t.i.tled "Tract on the Tincture and Oil of Antimony," by Roger Bacon.

"Feast your mind on these. But mark what I say about staying in this room."

So saying, the man spun around and retreated back into the gloom of maps and tomes, taking the delicate astringency of the witch hazel with him. To the boy's surprise, other people did enter the shop. Those that he glimpsed pa.s.sing by in the hall did not look much like buyers to him, but as they did not take any notice of him he paid them little mind and burrowed deeper into his reading. Once he heard the bookseller speaking in French in low tones to someone in the back. At five minutes to four, the humped man reappeared carrying a heavy set of keys.

"What is your name, young scholar?" the man asked.

Lloyd told him his name and swallowed a clump of dust and phlegm.

"My name is Wolfgang Sch.e.l.ling," the bookseller informed him. "I must say, you look more likely to pinch an apple than to go to the trouble of finding a book to read. But perhaps I don't know very much about boys. I was never allowed to be one myself, and I have no children of my own. In any case, it's time for you to go wherever you call home. Would you like to come back here again to study?"

"More than anything," Lloyd cried, and this was almost true.

"All right," Sch.e.l.ling purred. "Here are the rules. You are not to rummage about. Ever. I will select the books or find ones of interest for you. Do your parents or family know you came here? Does anyone know?"

"No," Lloyd answered.

"Then let's keep it that way. Trouble is easy to find these days, and I have no need of it. If I find that you have told anyone about your visits here, your privileges will be terminated. Always come in by the back door, which I will show you now, and you must always leave whenever I tell you to. And I do not want to hear anything about your life and problems-your family or the lack thereof. I will not tolerate either disrespect or private confidences. Understood?"

"Y-yes," Lloyd answered.

"You may come tomorrow at either ten or one but not in between, and you must be punctual."

"Yes, sir," Lloyd said, nodding. "And may I bring my notebook?"

"You may. Buy you must not leave pencil shavings or do anything untidy," Sch.e.l.ling replied-a remark that struck Lloyd as amusing, given the thick fur of dust that haunted the shop.

"And to resolve any unpleasant curiosity you may have, the hump on my back is a benign growth that is too close to my spine to be removed. No surgeon has the skill to remove it without endangering my life. So you need not stifle any impertinent questions on that score. Now follow me, and do not return except at the times I have indicated. Oh, and do consider bathing. You reek of fried catfish and the honey bucket."

Lloyd flinched at this remark but picked himself up off the floor and followed the bookseller down the long hallway to the back door. Outside was an alleyway jammed with crates and excelsior, but he knew the way back to the stable and sprinted down the jagged cobblestones, leaving the humpbacked man watching him from the doorway. Once the boy was gone, Sch.e.l.ling returned to the room he had been reading in and took a mental inventory. The bookseller noticed that a treatise on the Greek Archytas of Tarentum's mechanical pigeon, the first model airplane, was missing. Then, on the back of an old newspaper advertising a slave auction, he spotted something that made his bespectacled eyes bug out. Using but a hardened clump of street mud, the boy had managed to scrawl a rather fine imitation of one of Hooke's microscopic drawings.

"I wonder..." Sch.e.l.ling murmured.