The Arcane Archer 1 Cliché Beginning

After getting run over by everyone favorite reincarnator truck-kun, I woke up in a black void with a weird old man standing over me.

I attempted to look around but noticed that I was somehow able to view everything in a small circle with me as the radius. At the center of a circle was a small white glowing fragment of something which I could only a.s.sume was my soul or something like that.

The old man continued to just watch me while stroking his beard.

Eventually I got bored of just staring at him stroking his beard so I attempted to speak up but as I had literally no body or anything, no words came out. However, what did happen was that my glimmer of a soul glowed just a bit brighter.

Upon seeing this, the old man finally stopped what he was doing.

"Ah, sorry about that. I got caught up in reading about your past life and didn't notice you wake up. My mistake. Anyways you've died and I'm very bored so can you do me a solid and go into a different world and entertain me? I'll even give you three wishes as payment for entertaining me. Deal? Just do me a favor that if you do accept, you don't become a harem master or whatever kids these days are calling it. I've attempted to reincarnate other people but every single time they would do the same thing and only think with their d.i.c.ks. Trust me, it gets so boring after a thousand people do it. "

I thought about it for a quick second but instantly agreed because I didn't really have anything else to do. As I went to say, "Sure", I again just glowed a bit brighter and didn't actually say anything.

The old man seeing this just faced palmed and then snapped his fingers. Upon doing so, I regained my body and was able to see normally again.

"There you go kid. That should help you respond to my questions and stuff. Anyways, do you agree or not?"

I smiled and gave him a thumbs up, "Of course! I'm dead and I don't have anything else to do so I might as well have some fun and stuff like that."

He just smiled and floated his way over and hit me on the back.

"That a boy! Now, how about those three wishes? And since you decided you want to have some extra fun out of this, I'll give you a extra free wish for the h.e.l.l of it! Now go wild kid!"

I thought for a bit before finally responding, "Ok so for my first wish I want a good system that doesn't always give life and death missions, and isn't b.i.t.c.hy. For my second wish, I want the ability to adapt to anything. By this I mean that if I'm poisoned then I'll gain a resistance to that poison. If I also have two powers or something that directly go against each other and stuff like that then I'll just adapt to be able to use both of them without any downside cause of the other. For my third wish, I want to be able to infinitely grow. Finally, for my last wish, I want to have to never work out to lose weight and stuff like that! Losing weight is so annoying."

The old man just nodded each time and chuckled at the last one.

"It shall be done my boy. Now get ready, I'm sending you off."

He snapped his fingers and as soon as he did that it my vision looked like it started going down a toilet. At one point, it became pitch black and then it started going down a toilet again and when it finished up, I want in an area with lots of trees.

Before I could even look around, a blue HUD screen appeared in my vision.

[h.e.l.lo and welcome to the world of Astvail. As you are completely new to the life of adventuring, please enjoy this complimentary starter package.]

As soon as I finished reading the last word, a ding noise went off somewhere in my head. In the corner of my vision, I faintly noticed a small inbox looking thing that had a small 1 next to it.

Putting that to the back of my mind, I returned my attention to the screen.

[Here is your status. Don't forget that you almost the weakest thing in existence at the moment. So please be careful!

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Status-

Name- Leo Walter

Race- Human (Mutated) (Cause of a small genetic anomaly, your body is much more flexible and dexterous then a regular human but is also much weaker than a normal human)

t.i.tle- Friend of G.o.d (Increases overall luck by a huge margin) (+10 Per level)

Level- 1(Xp- 0/10)

Strength- 5

Dexterity- 15

Const.i.tution- 6

Intelligence- 12

Wisdom- 8

Luck- 50

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To use the system, please just think of having the system do something and if it's in its power, then the system will help. Best wishes.

XOXO ~System]

Again, as soon as I finished reading, the screen disappeared. Seeing as that was the end of the system's introduction and what not, I immediately opened up my complimentary starter package with a simple, 'Hey system, please open my starter package please!'

Upon doing so, I heard a video game loot box opening noise and the HUD listed the items I got.

[You've received a standard bow, a full quiver (24 arrows), 10 days of food, and a bottle that can hold 10 gallons of water.]
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I waited for the items to just appear randomly but after standing around like an idiot, my wisdom of 8 finally did its job.

'Ooooh, I probably have an inventory! System inventory.'

As soon as I did that, the blue HUD once again appeared but this time it just listed the items but with a + sign next to each item. Mentally pressing the + sign on the bow, it listed the stats of it.

[Standard Bow-

Damage- 1~20 piercing damage + Dexterity

Required Stats- 6 Dexterity]