Doctor Who_ The Adventures Of Henrietta Street Part 1

The Adventuress Of Henrietta Street.

by Lawrence Miles.

FICTION.

'The secret springs of events are seldom known. But when they are, they become particularly instructive and entertaining... the greatest actions have often proceeded from the intrigues of a handsome woman or a fashionable man, and of course whilst the memoires of those events are instructive by opening the secret workings of the human mind, they likewise attract by the interest and events of a novel... [I intend to be a] faithful historian of the secret history of the times.' Georgiana, d.u.c.h.ess of Devonshire, 1782.'Our Revolution has made me feel the full force of the maxim that history is fiction.' Citizen Robespierre, ten years later.

The Prologue

This is true: Halfway along the Strand, half an hour and a dozen streets from the dead heart of London, there used to be a zoo. This in itself might have been something of a surprise for a zoo to exist so far from any park, so close to the polite decadence of Covent Garden and the daily business of Holborn or Fleet Street but the truly notable thing about the London menagerie was that it was located inside a building. A perfectly ordinary building, as well, which (if you could overlook the gaudy pictures on its outer walls, of the roaring great cats and the Barbary apes with their dangerous red eyes) could have pa.s.sed for any other house or shop in the shadow of Charing Cross. Not only that, but the animals themselves were housed on the first and second floors up first and second floors up, prowling in cages little more than three times the size of their own bodies, some of them stacked on top of each other like cargo-crates in a tea warehouse. An elephant an elephant elephant had been winched into the building by some miracle of metropolitan engineering, and had spent many years staring forlornly out from behind the bars a whole storey above street level. had been winched into the building by some miracle of metropolitan engineering, and had spent many years staring forlornly out from behind the bars a whole storey above street level.

It was fashionable, in its day. The well-dressed gentlemen of London would parade before the cages in the room of animals, with equally well-dressed women on their arms, examining the beasts as if they'd somehow caged their own animal natures and could now look the wilderness in the eye with impunity. Some claimed that you could hear the apes screaming as far away as St James's, while others held that the hall was a wilderness in smell rather than sound, and that most of the screaming was drowned out by the hackney cabs on the cobbles outside. Nonetheless, those who lived in the streets near the Strand still believed they could hear the growling and the scratching at night, ringing through the wooden beams of the zoo and into the ground, the streets themselves purring with the dreams of the jungle.

Of course, by 1782 the zoo had lost something of its appeal. Animals weren't the fashion any more, said the haut ton haut ton, not in an age when de Vaucanson could fascinate the ma.s.ses with his clockwork defecating duck and the grand masters of Europe could play chess against a machine which (allegedly) had the mind of a man. It was even rumoured that Mr Pidc.o.c.k the owner of the establishment had deliberately set some of the animals free on the streets of the city, to once again pique the capital's interest, although less gullible Londoners pointed out that the worst thing Pidc.o.c.k had ever done was spread those kind of rumours himself. Nonetheless, every now and then 'beast' stories would circulate in high society, usually regarding the more dubious members of the aristocracy. The Duke of Such-andSuch once murdered his servant and disposed of the body by feeding it to a panther; Catherine of Russia had given King George himself a mammoth, a live live mammoth, as an arcane gift; and so on. But the age of the animal, said the men in the coffee-houses and the women of the mammoth, as an arcane gift; and so on. But the age of the animal, said the men in the coffee-houses and the women of the bagnios bagnios, had ended at the same time that the infamous h.e.l.lfire Club had disbanded. The Club had owned some great vicious ape, it was said, and when they'd held their blasphemous rituals in the caverns of their Abbey this hairy, slavering creature had presided over the ceremony as a representative of Satan himself.

Lisa-Beth Lachlan had her lodgings in one of the streets off the Strand, a good half-dozen doors away from the menagerie. And yet she'd still occasionally hear the screeching in the rafters, although she suspected that she could could have been imagining it: the woman in the rooms immediately below Lisa-Beth's had a smoking-jar permanently stationed in a room near the bottom of the wooden stairway, so late at night the opium fumes would frequently make their way up to the landing. It wasn't hard to work out that under that kind of stimulus have been imagining it: the woman in the rooms immediately below Lisa-Beth's had a smoking-jar permanently stationed in a room near the bottom of the wooden stairway, so late at night the opium fumes would frequently make their way up to the landing. It wasn't hard to work out that under that kind of stimulus any any creaking of the floorboards could sound like an entire bestiary on heat. creaking of the floorboards could sound like an entire bestiary on heat.

But then, to begin with, Lisa-Beth never heard the apes. That only happened one night in Match 1782, while she was occupied with what her a.s.sociates might have called a 'gentleman of the Westminster persuasion'.

The man was, without doubt, a Member of Parliament. Lisa-Beth knew this, because he seemed to expect everybody to know it, but even though she was more or less sober there was enough alcohol in the atmosphere of the Shakespeare's Head to convince her that one politician was much like another. He'd sat with her in the Tavern along with two other women from Covent Garden, although they'd left when it had become clear that His Lordship was only interested in paying for one one of them (and Lisa-Beth was, the others had known, the best at putting up a good fight) where he'd made a great show of hiding his face, pretending to be terrified that the other patrons of the Head would recognise him. of them (and Lisa-Beth was, the others had known, the best at putting up a good fight) where he'd made a great show of hiding his face, pretending to be terrified that the other patrons of the Head would recognise him.

Wants to be a libertine and a gentleman-around*town, Lisa-Beth had thought, the kind of man who could stand up in the little cramped hall of the House of Commons and speak to his peers as a man of great appet.i.tes as well as great wisdom. She sometimes wondered why the Opposition didn't just wop out their manhoods and lumber around with the things dragging along the floor of Parliament. So His Lordship and Lisa-Beth had sat there in the Head for an hour or more, watching the posture-girls strike obscene poses on a patch of the floor where none of the regular customers had either spilled their drinks or urinated. Even so, he could barely keep his eyes off the centre of Lisa-Beth's forehead. Which meant, as Lisa-Beth had known right from the moment she'd picked him up, that he wanted black coffee black coffee.

In herself, Lisa-Beth was not in any way an exotic exotic. She was blonde, and she was pet.i.te: she made a habit of keeping her dress on for as long as possible, to stop people realising that despite her size most of her body was made up of muscle. Not enough to win an arm-wrestling contest at the Head, perhaps, but enough to give another demi-rep demi-rep a good punch in the face if there was a territory dispute. More Importantly, her skin was pale, the hair pulled back behind her head to turn her face into a pretty white oval. She'd been told, more than once, that if her eyebrows weren't formed into such a permanent scowl then her eyes would have been big and blue enough to make her look like a child, or at worst like a child prost.i.tute. So: the last kind of person one would expect to indulge in a good punch in the face if there was a territory dispute. More Importantly, her skin was pale, the hair pulled back behind her head to turn her face into a pretty white oval. She'd been told, more than once, that if her eyebrows weren't formed into such a permanent scowl then her eyes would have been big and blue enough to make her look like a child, or at worst like a child prost.i.tute. So: the last kind of person one would expect to indulge in black coffee black coffee, not like one of the popular negresses of London, not like one of the tanned women who inhabited the seraglios of Covent Garden and had spent the last summer dressing up in the style of the Arabian Nights Arabian Nights.

But Lisa-Beth had an advantage. Lisa-Beth really had had lived in the lands where the East India Company was King, and more importantly that was where she'd been trained, in the house of Mother Dutt herself. Men would see the little red diamond she'd painted in the middle of her forehead and be, as the French might say, lived in the lands where the East India Company was King, and more importantly that was where she'd been trained, in the house of Mother Dutt herself. Men would see the little red diamond she'd painted in the middle of her forehead and be, as the French might say, Mesmerised Mesmerised. That diamond promised things. A little window into lands of unknown pleasures. A promise of temptations and techniques never before practised on the sh.o.r.es of England, the tantra tantra and the and the Wheel of Kali Wheel of Kali. Everyone had heard of the mysterious Kama Sutra Kama Sutra, for G.o.d's sake, even if almost n.o.body had actually seen the text (let alone an ill.u.s.trated version).

Ironically, Lisa-Beth had had read the read the Kama Sutra Kama Sutra, or at least browsed through it. But contrary to popular belief a lot of it had seemed to be about women teaching animals how to speak, and in Lisa-Beth's line of work that wasn't a great way to make a living.

By midnight the politician was lying p.r.o.ne on Lisa-Beth's bed, with his pantaloons unbraced and an expectant look on his ruddy red face. Lisa-Beth felt confident that the scene was exotic enough for his tastes. The b.i.t.c.h downstairs had obviously been using the jar again, filling up Lisa-Beth's s.p.a.ce with the opium fumes, but that was all for the best: once Lisa-Beth had the lamps lit, the smoke gave the air a blurry, greasy feel that made your head swim and coloured everything yellow. If you squinted it was almost like being in an Indian ashram ashram, the thick, sticky atmosphere turning the shadows into pools of velvet and making the bra.s.s bedpan gleam like gold. The room was small, but here and now it felt like an eastern boudoir rather than a London hovel. The mixture of oil and old wood made the house smell of exotic flowers burning on a funeral pyre, and all of a sudden the drapes around the bed satin, but so worn at the edges that at times they reminded Lisa-Beth of an old bat whose wings had been shredded looked dark and secretive, like cobwebs spun around a holy shrine.

The more practical part of Lisa-Beth's mind, which was undoubtedly the larger larger part, deduced that the woman downstairs must have been filling the house with fumes for b.l.o.o.d.y hours. part, deduced that the woman downstairs must have been filling the house with fumes for b.l.o.o.d.y hours.

'Well,' said the politician, as Lisa-Beth climbed on to the bed and straddled his waist. 'Well. Well now. Where shall we begin, hmm?'

He doesn't know, thought Lisa-Beth. He's never had the nerve to pay for black coffee black coffee before. before.

Which means I can pretend anything's anything's a mystical experience. And if he thinks I'm holding something back he'll just come back for more. 'Let's begin with something simple,' she said. 'The Rite of the Mare Ascendant.' a mystical experience. And if he thinks I'm holding something back he'll just come back for more. 'Let's begin with something simple,' she said. 'The Rite of the Mare Ascendant.'

The man nodded gratefully, evidently glad she'd taken the lead. Lisa-Beth finished the job of unb.u.t.toning him, and tried not to smirk when his big pink gut wobbled its way out into the open. She herself decided to keep her corset on, although by this time her chemise was already folded over the chair by her dressing-table. She briefly wondered how long she could keep the man happy before he worked out that the Rite of the Mare Ascendant was just another way of saying that he'd be flat on his back and she wouldn't. No doubt the Kama Sutra Kama Sutra had an even more impressive name for it. had an even more impressive name for it.

When the 'Rite' itself began, it was, as Lisa-Beth had expected, staggeringly dull. His Lordship was one of those annoying men who went 'oh!' whenever she so much as breathed on him, the noise suggesting such ecstasy that frankly she couldn't even be bothered trying. She just kept herself moving back and forth, working the man and the bed up into a single rhythm of creaking and mumbling. She tried to keep a smile on her face, but he hardly could have noticed, seeing as his attention was still focused on the red diamond.

Running like a machine, thought Lisa-Beth. Once, not long after she'd come home from India, she'd seen the insides of a factory in Manchester where a huge, fat, belching device had been constructed. The device could work cotton, the foreman had said, and he'd been certain that soon all the work would be done on machines like this even though it hadn't worked properly half the time. An infernal machine with a hundred arms, hands bent into claws, stretching raw matter into thread with its innards hissing like gas. The kadaka-kadaka*kadak kadaka-kadaka*kadak, going on and on and on without ever stopping, in exactly the same rhythm as the ga-bonk*'oh!'*ga-bonk*'oh!'*ga-bonk ga-bonk*'oh!'*ga-bonk*'oh!'*ga-bonk of the bizarre animal/bed construction which Lisa-Beth now found herself operating. of the bizarre animal/bed construction which Lisa-Beth now found herself operating.

In the future, thought Lisa-Beth, will there be machines to do this job? Will the de Vaucansons and the factory-men set their mechanical courtesans on the hapless men of Westminster, a race of clockwork dolls to pound the living daylights out of any politician who crosses their path? Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak. Perhaps that hag downstairs is one of them already, thumping away at all hours G.o.d sends and blowing infernal opium fumes out of her backside.

It was only when Lisa-Beth found herself actually trying to look into this strange new world that she realised she'd gone into Shaktyanda Shaktyanda.

That was understandable, as Mother Dutt had taught her. Up in the jute-stinking room at the back of the House of Dutt because everything everything stank of jute on the Bay of Bengal, or at least, that was Lisa-Beth's memory of it the Mother had taught her about the secret muscles of a woman's body, those contours and areas which the scientific minds of the age had spent many, many hours avoiding. Lisa-Beth remembered sitting on a bed covered with animal-hair, alongside the other English girl who'd been brought to the house, the one Mother Dutt called 'the Little Rose'. They'd learned about the hidden rhythms, the tappings and the drummings that lay concealed inside the body: the little rhythms of the pulse and the lungs, and the grander, slower, twenty-eight*day rhythm of what the stank of jute on the Bay of Bengal, or at least, that was Lisa-Beth's memory of it the Mother had taught her about the secret muscles of a woman's body, those contours and areas which the scientific minds of the age had spent many, many hours avoiding. Lisa-Beth remembered sitting on a bed covered with animal-hair, alongside the other English girl who'd been brought to the house, the one Mother Dutt called 'the Little Rose'. They'd learned about the hidden rhythms, the tappings and the drummings that lay concealed inside the body: the little rhythms of the pulse and the lungs, and the grander, slower, twenty-eight*day rhythm of what the haut ton haut ton now amusingly called 'the Prince'. now amusingly called 'the Prince'.

'Time is the key,' Mother Dun had explained. Little Rose had looked alert and attentive, while Lisa-Beth had also taken note of the lesson, knowing even then that this was exactly the kind of talk which kept a man interested. If you knew how to play the part.

It was like being drunk, the Mother had said. Wine changed the rhythms of the body, made the blood go to your head, caused tiny little chemical outbursts inside you that all the physicians in Europe couldn't begin to explain. When you were drunk, your body took on a rhythm all to itself, one that no clock could measure.

'Think about the last time you drank,' the Mother had said, and Lisa-Beth had known that the look on Little Rose's face was due to the fact that the girl had never drunk more than a thimbleful in her life. 'You were content, were you not? And yet, despite your joy, when you next looked at a clock... if there was such a thing at hand... you found that you had lost far more of your life than you believed. Or perhaps the reverse. Perhaps, in your drunkenness, you experienced a daydream which seemed to last a lifetime. Yet to those outside of your world, only a minute had pa.s.sed.'

This had been true enough. When she drank, Lisa-Beth lost her sense of daylight even faster than her sense of balance.

'There,' the Mother had concluded. 'When these changes are in your blood, you are no longer one with the common rhythm of things. We live to the world's sense of time, and become one with it until we never even notice its power over us. To break that rhythm... to stand aside from time... much needs to be changed within your body. Wine alone could never bring you to Shaktyanda Shaktyanda.'

And then she'd started explaining the muscle techniques.

Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak, went the machine under Lisa-Beth. Perfect timing: without thinking, she'd started working the man/bed in time with her own private rhythms. It was like a meditation, like the chanting of monks, like the words repeated over and over by the Mesmerists Mesmerists in Paris until their victims' minds were taken miles out of their own bodies. The rhythm of the noise, of Lisa-Beth's muscles as they clenched and unclenched inside her, lazily performing the techniques of Mother Dutt. The timbers of the house kept squealing in tempo, making Lisa-Beth wonder how long it'd be before the fumes made her start thinking it was the apes from the zoo she could hear. Not just the apes that were there now, but in Paris until their victims' minds were taken miles out of their own bodies. The rhythm of the noise, of Lisa-Beth's muscles as they clenched and unclenched inside her, lazily performing the techniques of Mother Dutt. The timbers of the house kept squealing in tempo, making Lisa-Beth wonder how long it'd be before the fumes made her start thinking it was the apes from the zoo she could hear. Not just the apes that were there now, but all all the apes who'd ever lived and died in the building, all the generations laid on top of each other, all their screeching and shrieking brought together in a single chorus. Entirely by accident, then, she'd entered the no-time of the apes who'd ever lived and died in the building, all the generations laid on top of each other, all their screeching and shrieking brought together in a single chorus. Entirely by accident, then, she'd entered the no-time of Shaktyanda Shaktyanda.

Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak went the man, the bed, the machine, and the apes that haunted the walls. The question was, how long had she been doing this? How long had she been sitting on top of her bed-beast? Seconds or hours? No: she doubted the man could have stood it for hours. Still, she couldn't help hoping that she was speeding up her own body-time rather than slowing it down. Back in the House, a month into the teaching, Mother Dutt had talked Lisa-Beth through a procedure the gentleman hadn't objected In which time seemed to be suspended indefinitely, in which Lisa-Beth's body stopped altogether and whole new worlds unfolded from a single moment. For that one moment, endless as it seemed, time had no longer been just a question of numbers on a clock face. Time had been a went the man, the bed, the machine, and the apes that haunted the walls. The question was, how long had she been doing this? How long had she been sitting on top of her bed-beast? Seconds or hours? No: she doubted the man could have stood it for hours. Still, she couldn't help hoping that she was speeding up her own body-time rather than slowing it down. Back in the House, a month into the teaching, Mother Dutt had talked Lisa-Beth through a procedure the gentleman hadn't objected In which time seemed to be suspended indefinitely, in which Lisa-Beth's body stopped altogether and whole new worlds unfolded from a single moment. For that one moment, endless as it seemed, time had no longer been just a question of numbers on a clock face. Time had been a thing thing.

Whenever Lisa-Beth had tried to explain that to anybody afterwards, it had sounded like madness. Besides, there was no money in that kind of talk. Unless you were French.

It was, the Mother had said, all about control over one's own body, about the time inside oneself, so only during the 'rites' could the rhythms best be synchronised. That was why the Houses run by men had no understanding of the tantra tantra, she'd said. Then again, the Mother had once claimed that she'd been able to actually roll time backwards roll time backwards during the vital act. Lisa-Beth had always wondered what it might feel like, to deal with a client in reverse. As disappointing as it felt the right way round, she supposed. during the vital act. Lisa-Beth had always wondered what it might feel like, to deal with a client in reverse. As disappointing as it felt the right way round, she supposed.

'But one must be careful,' the Mother had warned her and Little Rose one day. 'Everyone who understands these things understands that there are difficulties. Because there must must be difficulties.' be difficulties.'

'The pox?' Lisa-Beth had ventured.

'Demons,' the Mother had explained.

'Oh,' Lisa-Beth had said, trying not to sound too bored.

The kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak was still going on, somewhere in another world. Lisa-Beth was reaching that point in the was still going on, somewhere in another world. Lisa-Beth was reaching that point in the tantra tantra where memory folded in on itself, where the old sensations buried deep down in the body came back to haunt the skin, woken up by the rhythm. Her body was moving on its own by now, pumping and flexing in her own personal kind of time, and now she came to think of it... now she came to think of it, wasn't where memory folded in on itself, where the old sensations buried deep down in the body came back to haunt the skin, woken up by the rhythm. Her body was moving on its own by now, pumping and flexing in her own personal kind of time, and now she came to think of it... now she came to think of it, wasn't kadak kadak the noise the machine in the factory had made? Wasn't the bed in her room supposed to go the noise the machine in the factory had made? Wasn't the bed in her room supposed to go ga-bonk ga-bonk instead? And wasn't the old, soggy, rotting mattress supposed to smell of ground-in poppy seeds rather than the oil that kept the machinery running? instead? And wasn't the old, soggy, rotting mattress supposed to smell of ground-in poppy seeds rather than the oil that kept the machinery running?

And couldn't she hear the apes in the zoo, screaming in their cages?

Her rhythm was growing faster. Yes, thought Lisa-Beth, the world's definitely speeding up for me. Which was a mercy, anyway. The man's cries of 'oh!' were speeding up too, so either he was close to satisfaction or she was accelerating into her own future too fast. There: catch that thought. The future. The future. The idea that the future is a real thing, not just a place that's invisible. All time's like that. The idea that the future is a real thing, not just a place that's invisible. All time's like that. Tantra Tantra: the Sanskrit word for 'warping'.

And now she was there, lying spread-eagled on a bed somewhere in India, looking up at a faded (and mildly erotic) picture of Hanuman that somebody had painted on the ceiling. She could feel Little Rose next to her, and Little Rose was screaming, and ten minutes later Mother Dutt was shouting and swearing at them because Little Rose had tried to do something stupid with her own 'private time' and come face-to*face with the demons. Lisa-Beth hadn't seen any demons, of course. She was fairly sure that Little Rose was just imagining things, as eleven-year*olds had a tendency to do.

Hard to stay in one place and time. Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'. Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'. Lisa-Beth found herself back in the Shakespeare's Head, as the half-drunken politician began to explain how King George was actually mad and still thought the British could win the war against America: and Lisa-Beth was biting her lip so as not to point out that Lisa-Beth found herself back in the Shakespeare's Head, as the half-drunken politician began to explain how King George was actually mad and still thought the British could win the war against America: and Lisa-Beth was biting her lip so as not to point out that all all the ruling cla.s.ses were mad. She thought of the h.e.l.lfire Club, in their sweaty cavern underneath Medmenham Abbey, with their nun-prost.i.tutes and their Satanic ape and their rich, bored, l.u.s.t-crazed inner circle. The machines in the cotton factory were speeding up, matching her own rhythms, more the ruling cla.s.ses were mad. She thought of the h.e.l.lfire Club, in their sweaty cavern underneath Medmenham Abbey, with their nun-prost.i.tutes and their Satanic ape and their rich, bored, l.u.s.t-crazed inner circle. The machines in the cotton factory were speeding up, matching her own rhythms, more kadak kadak than ' than 'oh!' now. Lisa-Beth moved forward and backward through her own private time, not actually peeling it back the way Mother Dutt had allegedly done, just feeling the memories p.r.i.c.kle under the surface of her skin and break out in beads of sweat and experience. And the apes in the zoo? Perhaps she'd woken them up as well, woken up the old memories of the house while the rafters creaked and groaned.

'Babewyn,' she heard Mother Dutt shout, two years ago when Lisa-Beth was barely seventeen. Because the Mother always spoke in French, never in English, and that was the word she used when she meant demon demon. 'Babewyn'. Like one of the brutal, leering, s.e.xually-excited gargoyle-animals that lurked on the roof of Notre Dame. For a moment, Lisa-Beth was so lost in the Mother's words that she nearly convinced herself she'd achieved the impossible, and rolled time backwards until she was right there in the Indian bedroom.

'Time will move for you,' said the Mother, looking seriously from Lisa-Beth to Little Rose. 'But there is only so far you can go. There is only so much of time that one can understand. There is... what's the word... what's the word... there is a horizon, which you will never reach. It is too far to go. At that horizon is the realm of there is a horizon, which you will never reach. It is too far to go. At that horizon is the realm of babewyns babewyns. In places of understanding no man or woman will ever be able to look. If you should become lost... lost in your own past, as you deal with your client ... then look towards that horizon. You will see it, and find your way by it. Your memories will drop away, and once more your old rhythms will return to you. But do not move towards the horizon. You will not reach it, and babewyns babewyns may discover you.' may discover you.'

Yes, thought Lisa-Beth. I'm getting lost. She remembered the h.e.l.lfire Club again, watched the ape-creature that squatted in the corner of their cave, and only then realised that this was something which had happened before she'd been born. She considered the possibility that she'd looked so far back through time that she'd seen things she'd never actually witnessed, but when she remembered that this was impossible (even the Mother had said so, and was saying so now, in India) she guessed it was pure imagination. The gargoyles of Notre Dame, monkey-faced and smelling of stone dung, leaned in closer. Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak, went the man-bed*cotton-machine. Little Rose began to cry, shamed in front of the Mother, but it was still better than the screaming. The apes of the menagerie? They were all around her now, cackling and shrieking, clawing at the architecture and making the house creak itself apart. The live ones and the dead.

Time to end this, she decided. Time to look up at the horizon and find my way home, to go back to time the way the rest of the world knows it. Time to get back to His Lordship. Lisa-Beth sucked in a deep breath, not sure whether she was really sucking it in or just remembering a time at some point in her past when she'd done such a thing. Through the opium she tried to find the horizon, focusing on the sound of the bed (not the cotton machine) and the smell of sweat from the wobbly pink politician. the cotton machine) and the smell of sweat from the wobbly pink politician.

But the screeching of the apes stayed with her, as if the room didn't want to let it go, and she could still see the cavern of the h.e.l.lfire Club around her. The ape in the corner slowly raised its head, even though she'd never been there and it couldn't have seen her. She concentrated with the senses of her body, looked for that all-important horizon, that one lifeline which could restore her balance and her rhythm and her city and her bedroom.

All of a sudden, the horizon found her her.

Lisa-Beth gasped. She gasped as she lay on the bed in India, she gasped as she looked up at the stone gargoyles of Notre Dame, she gasped at the age of seven as someone pulled her out of the shallower waters of the Thames with a mouthful of black water. All these little gasps came back to her at once, formed one immense gulp for air which swept over her entire body, and in one moment she knew that every gasp she'd ever taken was just a tiny fraction of this, a small rehearsal for the surprise she felt now.

Because the horizon was there there. Not in the distance, not further than any woman could reach. It loomed over her. Advanced on her. Reached out for her.

A band of black around the world, around her her world, the limits of all human knowledge. Lisa-Beth realised that she couldn't slow down, couldn't stop, couldn't pull herself away from either the man on her bed or the edge of the universe hovering in front of her eyes. world, the limits of all human knowledge. Lisa-Beth realised that she couldn't slow down, couldn't stop, couldn't pull herself away from either the man on her bed or the edge of the universe hovering in front of her eyes.

'Oh, dear G.o.d,' she said, at some point in her life. 'Have I really come that far?'

It was made up of things no human being could ever know, that no person on Earth could ever understand. It was ignorance, it was darkness, it was time in which n.o.body could live. It squirmed squirmed, like a zoo, unknown animals exploring unknown pleasures and climbing over themselves to reach out for the woman who now approached them. Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak Kadak*'oh!'*kadak*'oh!'*kadak went the ape-machine, but Lisa-Beth opened her mouth a hundred times at various points throughout her memory, and tried to scream at His Lordship to stop. went the ape-machine, but Lisa-Beth opened her mouth a hundred times at various points throughout her memory, and tried to scream at His Lordship to stop.

That was when something came out of the wall at her. Lisa-Beth was vaguely aware that she hadn't gone too far at all that the horizon had come to her her, that the limits of a human's knowledge had simply rolled across time to swallow her up but it hardly seemed the issue as she looked into the eyes of the creature which detached itself from the darkness and leaned towards her.

'Babewyn,' said Mother Dutt, and Lisa-Beth realised that there was something important about the word 'babewyn' she'd forgotten.

The ape looked up at her from the darkness. Not from the darkness of the h.e.l.lfire cave, where Lisa-Beth had never been. It was squatting in the darkness of the horizon. That was the form the creature took: an ape, its fur dark grey and matted with blood, its hide covered in scratches where it had clawed its way over its fellow apes to reach her. She couldn't see its eyes, as if they'd been poked out, or as if they were simply reflecting the darkness around them. She watched the muscles ripple in its face, following the line of its long, blood-wet snout, watching as its jaw fell open. Saliva in strands between its teeth, the stink of cannibalised meat in Lisa-Beth's face.

It was the Satan of the h.e.l.lfire Club. It was the monkey-faced thing that ruled Notre Dame. It was the animal the animal, the beast, the leering, biting, unthinking demon that lay in wait for all unwary witches who tried to go too far into Shaktyanda Shaktyanda. This slavering, idiotic guardian of the threshold, this stinking, blood-soaked little G.o.d at the edge of time That's it, thought the practical part of Lisa-Beth's mind, the part which was, undoubtedly, no longer in control. That's what I was forgetting about the word babewyn babewyn. The fact that the English turned it into the word baboon baboon. She'd heard Scarlette say it, once. Not that you could trust a word the mad witch said, but... but in front of her, the mindless b.a.s.t.a.r.d ape-G.o.d raised its arm, b.l.o.o.d.y fur stretching across muscles that flowed like time itself. Lisa-Beth looked up, with eyes that she rationally knew wouldn't be looking at anything other than the ceiling of her room, as the ape swung its arm with appalling speed and its claws came down to rip through her chest.

Fortunately, there was just enough self-control left in Lisa-Beth's body for some some part of her to move. She pushed herself back, away from the claw, and felt gravity tug her balance away from her body. part of her to move. She pushed herself back, away from the claw, and felt gravity tug her balance away from her body.

She fell from the bed, tumbling off the edge, not knowing which world she was about to land in. The rhythm stopped, the machine stopped, and in the walls the screaming of the animals was replaced by the ordinary creaking of the house. There was a moment of peace, a moment when Lisa-Beth saw the blackness at the edges of her vision and realised, with some satisfaction, that she was about to pa.s.s out. Even now the practical part of her mind was telling her that if she lost consciousness then anybody could just walk into her house and take everything she had, but the rest of her no longer cared.

At that point Lisa-Beth hit the floor, her head cracking against the chair by the dressing-table. In the moments before she pa.s.sed out her eyes flicked to the bed, and even from the floor she could see the politician's face. It was ruddy and bloated, and the big sweaty bald patch on his head exactly resembled the big sweaty pink gut that still protruded from under his shirt. Oddly, though, the man wasn't watching Lisa-Beth. His eyes were wide and shiny, like b.a.l.l.s of gla.s.s, and they were staring up as if something far more important were hovering at the end of the bed.

Lisa-Beth didn't have time to move her eyes again, to take in whatever it was the man was staring at. The last thing she saw was a shadow falling over his fat belly, cast in the purest black thanks to the oil lamp at the end of the bed. But to be honest, it could just have been the concussion.

While she was asleep, Lisa-Beth didn't dream. She wouldn't have let herself. More importantly, while she was asleep she didn't die die either. She woke up blinking, staring up at the ceiling, with her back to the Indian rug on the floor. The fumes fading away in the air, the oil lamp flickering down into half-light somewhere outside her vision. either. She woke up blinking, staring up at the ceiling, with her back to the Indian rug on the floor. The fumes fading away in the air, the oil lamp flickering down into half-light somewhere outside her vision.

Someone moved in her room. Someone turned over a bedsheet.

Lisa-Beth was up on her backside in seconds. She thought of the things she might find moving around in her bedchamber, of the sweaty politician rifling through her belongings. Of the woman downstairs and the apes in the walls. But when she sat up, the figure she saw standing at the end of her bed stretching a sheet over the mattress, as if making the bed were a perfectly normal thing to do in the circ.u.mstances came as a surprise.

At first, Lisa-Beth thought it was a man. It took her a moment to see past the clothes, the oversized black greatcoat that the visitor had bundled herself up in. Pulled tight across a dress that needed laundering. Like Lisa-Beth, the woman was blonde and she was skinny. Unlike Lisa-Beth, she was tall, and spindly rather than muscular. Her long hair was bunched at her neck, her lips were a tight little 'w'*shape, and resting on her (depressingly small) nose was a pair of spectacles. The fact that an obvious demi-rep demi-rep might be wearing spectacles was surprising enough in itself, but the frames around the gla.s.s looked as light and as fine as cheese-wire. They rested halfway down the bridge of the nose, giving the woman a slightly upper cla.s.s look that she obviously didn't deserve. She turned to look at Lisa-Beth in a fairly unconcerned fashion, and that was when Lisa-Beth recognised her. might be wearing spectacles was surprising enough in itself, but the frames around the gla.s.s looked as light and as fine as cheese-wire. They rested halfway down the bridge of the nose, giving the woman a slightly upper cla.s.s look that she obviously didn't deserve. She turned to look at Lisa-Beth in a fairly unconcerned fashion, and that was when Lisa-Beth recognised her.

Her name's Rebecca. She works at Scarlette's House. The spectacles, something of a selling-point in the The spectacles, something of a selling-point in the bagnio bagnio culture of Covent Garden, were said to be Italian: but then, everything fine and delicate and fragile-looking was said to be Italian. culture of Covent Garden, were said to be Italian: but then, everything fine and delicate and fragile-looking was said to be Italian.

Lisa-Beth narrowed her eyes.

'What are you doing in my house?' she asked.

Rebecca shrugged, and wrinkled her nose in a way that the majority of London's gentlemen would have paid extra for. This irritated Lisa-Beth, not least because the gesture was so completely natural.

'I think you should come and see Scarlette,' said Rebecca. 'Before you summon anything else.'

That was when the woman glanced at the bed. Which, in turn, was when Lisa-Beth realised what she'd been covering up with the sheet.

HISTORY.

'In its rites, representation of a deity in union with his consort was used to express this religious realisation... taken literally, it could lead to rejection of celibacy and ascetic morals.' Coilier's Encyclopaedia, on the subject of tantra tantra.

1.

The House.

The March Snow.

It was, of course, in 1782 that the infamous d.u.c.h.ess of Devonshire made her comment about the 'secret springs of events', almost a whole year before she herself was to prevent the fall of the entire British administration simply by knowing how to flirt with the Prince of Wales properly. Had London society known the 'causes little imagined' behind the events of that year, then the Great Fireball of 1783 might have seemed like an even greater omen of doom. To understand the real real history of the events leading up to the Siege of Henrietta Street, it's probably best to start with the ball that was held there on March 20, 1782, long before the Siege itself: a ball which, incidentally, would see the society debut of a young lady who stood on the verge of a truly remarkable transformation. history of the events leading up to the Siege of Henrietta Street, it's probably best to start with the ball that was held there on March 20, 1782, long before the Siege itself: a ball which, incidentally, would see the society debut of a young lady who stood on the verge of a truly remarkable transformation.

Scarlette can't have chosen the date of the ball by accident. It was effectively the day the British government fell, the day the old Prime Minister, wounded and shuffling after the defeat of the British army in Virginia, finally faced the House of Commons and announced that he had no option but to step down while he still had his sanity (unlike the King, some would have said, who'd done everything possible to keep the American War going even when it was clearly suicidal to do so... nonetheless, it'd be another six years before George III would lose his mind completely and attempt to throttle his own son over the dinner table). It snowed that March evening: spring was a colder time then. True, the ball must have been arranged well before Prime Minister North's announcement, but predicting the end of British civilisation as the world knew it because that final, crushing acknowledgement that the American colonists had won won proved once and for all that the King's power was no longer as absolute as history had believed can't have been hard. Particularly for a woman who claimed to have at least one visionary, one proved once and for all that the King's power was no longer as absolute as history had believed can't have been hard. Particularly for a woman who claimed to have at least one visionary, one prophetess prophetess, under her roof.

So it seems likely that Scarlette planned the ball as a kind of funeral. The North administration had overseen the tea fiasco in Boston; the defeat of the British at the hands of General Washington; the banishment of all Scarlette's 'tribe' from the Americas; and the death of the courtesan-c.u.m*sorceress colloquially known as 'the Queen of New York State'. Scarlette must have intended the ball to bury all the memories of the previous twelve months. Though none of the invitations survive in any archive (it's possible that guests were invited through word of mouth, via the bagnios and brothels of Covent Garden), it's said Scarlette herself gave strict instructions that only red and black were to be worn to the event. One of those present later described the scene: The hall of the house was in red and black, and red and black only. Drapes of the finest satin decked every wall, giving the ceremony something of the flavour of an Arabian House. There were roses and dark orchids... strung from the walls on ribbons of silk, though the flowers looked not so much like blooms as velvet themselves [folded] together in the most delicate manner... and it appeared that all was lit by the glow of the red and the black candles in the chandeliers. The men wore black and as a rule did not seem wont to impress, the ladies present wore crimson and vermillion yet the mood was not a sombre one. Lord _______ wore b.u.t.tons on his jacket in the most macabre European style, fashioned to give the appearance of skulls... [t]hough it was not a masquerade, there were those that came masked out of discretion. At the foot of the stairway I encountered a gentleman whose face was concealed by a hood of red velvet, with no expression and nought of his face [showing] but two of the darkest eyes. St.i.tched into the forehead of that hood was a sigil in the shape of a triangle [almost certainly a Masonic symbol], while the neck was tied by fine red satin. Yet he had the bearing of a perfectly charming gentleman, with one, hand folded behind his back and the other carrying a flute gla.s.s of wine... as if one might wear such a hood at any polite gathering. One hostess, a pretty little red-head, was made uneasy by this and neglected her duty greatly in not engaging him in conversation.

Hardly a typical ball, then. But Scarlette had been selective in inviting her guests. Moreover, the ball was remarkable for starting at midnight midnight, well after acceptable social hours... and to hold a ball in a house known to be a seraglio seraglio, a 'house of leisure', was itself hardly in line with protocol. Twenty years earlier, when a fashionable gentleman of the haut ton haut ton wouldn't have been seen dead in town without a Covent Garden courtesan on his arm, such a thing might have seemed daring and the height of taste. But the age of the fashionable wouldn't have been seen dead in town without a Covent Garden courtesan on his arm, such a thing might have seemed daring and the height of taste. But the age of the fashionable demi-rep demi-rep had ended when the notorious f.a.n.n.y Bradshaw had moved out of Covent Garden and brought the era of the 'Great Harlots' to an end. To have a.s.sembled any members of society at the House on Henrietta Street, let alone so many, must have been an achievement in itself. had ended when the notorious f.a.n.n.y Bradshaw had moved out of Covent Garden and brought the era of the 'Great Harlots' to an end. To have a.s.sembled any members of society at the House on Henrietta Street, let alone so many, must have been an achievement in itself.

It's safe to a.s.sume that the 'hostesses' mentioned in the letter were the women of the House, those who conducted their business in the employ of Scarlette: at any gathering, Scarlette herself wasn't p.r.o.ne to make an appearance and therefore make an impression until later on in the evening. Many of these women's names have been lost to history, but a few are notable. There was Rebecca Macardle, who'd been among the last of the 'Deerfield witches' to evacuate America in 1781. There was the plump, dark-haired Russian girl Katya, whose ample seventeen-year*old bust concealed a pendant ostensibly given to her by the personal coven of the Empress Catherine (naturally, she was thought to be a spy as well as a ritualist). Later on there was Lisa-Beth Lachlan, whose bad-tempered practicality did much to keep the House alive before the horror of early 1783. But the 'pretty little red-head' was almost certainly the girl re erred to by friends and visitors as Juliette.

Many of Juliette's letters survive, not to mention a curious dream-journal from the summer of 1782. From these it's fair to say that she was remarkably acute and intelligent, especially given her age. However, visitors to the House described her as quiet, polite, and apparently subservient to Scarlette herself. It's not difficult to imagine this. Though much of Juliette's past remains a mystery, it's known that Scarlette was the one who found her, brought her to the House, and made the decision to tutor her in the ways of Scarlette's own tradition. Perhaps it's best to think of Juliette as Scarlette's 'apprentice', and her quietness was possibly just a sign of her willingness to listen. Juliette seems to have felt not only a great deal of affection for Scarlette in her early years arguably, even a crush but also a pa.s.sionate sense of duty. It may be true that the hood-headed Mason disturbed her that night at the ball (hardly surprising, given the overwhelming nature of some of the attendees), but despite the letter most accounts agree that Juliette did her best to conduct herself with the utmost deportment in what must have been trying circ.u.mstances. It's notable that Juliette wore a black rather than a red dress that evening, as if in deference to her mentor.

'Only someone who knew her well,' Scarlette wrote of the night, with typical verve, 'could have looked into the green fields of her eyes and known the apprehension.'

But there are other factors that might explain Juliette's unease, which Scarlette would never have let herself acknowledge. There were, quite clearly, ill murmurings in the House on that evening. Though many of the guests moved in the same circles as Scarlette the Freemasons, the witch-cults, even a representative of the Roman Catholic Church if Scarlette's own journals are to be believed and though Scarlette had persuaded them all to at least attend the ball, there was a general feeling that the whole thing was a waste of time. Scarlette had only come into possession of the House in January, and the ball was in many ways her housewarming party. In the days of high fashion the local watch might have turned a blind eye to such a blatant bordello being opened in the shadow of the Drury Lane Theatre, but to open such an establishment now... and in Henrietta Street Henrietta Street, of all places...

The feeling was that Scarlette had become out of touch with the times, despite being barely into her twenties. She'd been poisoned, said the whispers, by stories of the good old days: the days of the h.e.l.lfire Club, the days when Casanova could take a rich old aristocrat for all she was worth by pretending to be able to transfer her mind into somebody else's body just through a kiss. The haut ton haut ton was terribly bored by that sort of thing now, at least in England, although word had it the French were still gullible enough to make the two-thousand*year-old Count Cagliostro the talk of Paris. Did Scarlette really believe that by dressing the House up in her old-fashioned h.e.l.lfire mysticism, by presenting her women as half-sorceress and half-prost.i.tute, she could was terribly bored by that sort of thing now, at least in England, although word had it the French were still gullible enough to make the two-thousand*year-old Count Cagliostro the talk of Paris. Did Scarlette really believe that by dressing the House up in her old-fashioned h.e.l.lfire mysticism, by presenting her women as half-sorceress and half-prost.i.tute, she could impress impress anyone? anyone?

It was over, the rumours said, and Juliette must have been troubled by that. A 'stray' with n.o.body to turn to outside the House, she must have secretly wondered whether she had any more future now than she'd had when she'd first arrived in London as a twelve-year*old. Katya, the alleged Russian spy, was so involved with various members of the foreign office that it seemed unlikely she'd stay at the House for long: always one for self-expansion, in every every sense, she was seen leading the 'Marquis of H_____' to an upstairs room at the ball even though Scarlette had instructed that no business was to be conducted that night. One of the guests, the Countess of Jersey nicknamed 'the Infernal' in society circles, partly because of her occult pedigree, partly because she was regarded by many as an infernal nuisance was loudly scornful of both the House and its crimson-and*black decor that evening, although observers noticed that she quietened down considerably when Scarlette herself finally made an entrance. Did Juliette hear the Countess's loud, vulgar criticisms? Did she begin to wonder, even as she held up her chin and did her duty as hostess, whether she'd be in the gutters before long? sense, she was seen leading the 'Marquis of H_____' to an upstairs room at the ball even though Scarlette had instructed that no business was to be conducted that night. One of the guests, the Countess of Jersey nicknamed 'the Infernal' in society circles, partly because of her occult pedigree, partly because she was regarded by many as an infernal nuisance was loudly scornful of both the House and its crimson-and*black decor that evening, although observers noticed that she quietened down considerably when Scarlette herself finally made an entrance. Did Juliette hear the Countess's loud, vulgar criticisms? Did she begin to wonder, even as she held up her chin and did her duty as hostess, whether she'd be in the gutters before long?