Doctor Who_ Ten Little Aliens Part 2

'Pulling a few strings on Earth to get the best cabin?'

Shade closed his eyes. He wished there were something warm in the way she mocked him. 'You know that's bull.'

'Whatever.'

'Every time...' He looked at her. 'Why does my coming from Earth have to make a difference?'

She became mock-pensive. 'Because our glorious seat of empire is outmoded and obsolete? Because Earthers stay rich by taxing to death the populations they chucked out into s.p.a.ce in the first place? Because...'

Shade felt tired. It was an old argument. 'I'm running from Earth, Denni. I hate it as much as you do.'

'Maybe you'll prove that to me, one day,' she said as she straightened up and stretched, a cat ready to slink off somewhere new. No loyalties to anyone dumb enough to stroke it.

'Oh, I'll prove it,' Shade promised her as she walked away.

'To all of you.'

Big words.

He hit red, let the door swish shut. Looked down at the vidphone. I got things to do, I got things to do, he'd said. A single call and he could turn all this around. he'd said. A single call and he could turn all this around.

Shade sighed, and called up the e-rag. The text played over his wall but he barely took it in, hardly heard the cheesy voiceover making a joke out of everything. He stood unmoving, kept staring at the phone as the minutes slid by.

Chapter Two.

Appointment with Death

I.

Ben looked at Polly and narrowed his eyes. 'You saying I've got a cold wet nose and floppy ears?'

Polly rolled her eyes but she was smiling, her straight white teeth framed by crimson lips. 'You know what I mean,' Polly went on in her oh-so-frightfully oh-so-frightfully tones. 'People are either dog people or cat people. And you're a dog.' tones. 'People are either dog people or cat people. And you're a dog.'

'Yeah, well, reckon I know how you'd take it if I called you you one,' Ben retorted. one,' Ben retorted.

'I'm a cat person,' Polly declaimed, running slender fingers through her long blonde hair.

'Thought you reckoned you were just the whiskers on the thing, not the whole moggy.'

'I just mean I make my own way, that's all. Independent.'

Ain't that the truth, Ben thought wryly to himself. They'd shared a few adventures now since leaving London, thanks to the TARDIS's dodgy compa.s.s, and throughout it all Polly was always making out she could look after herself all right. No need for Ben to look out for her, oh no. But he knew better.

Well, it stood to reason. With the navy he'd seen so much, been so many places, learned how to handle himself. All she'd known were Beaujolais Nouveau parties, poncy nightclubs and finishing school in South Ken until they'd fallen in with the Doctor on his batty travels through time and s.p.a.ce.

'You'd be a bulldog.' Polly laughed. 'Or a terrier. Tenacious little Ben, always pulling life's trouser leg!'

'All right, all right,' Ben said a little touchily. He was very aware he was hardly a giant among men, especially since Polly was taller than him by a good inch. 'What about the Doctor, then?'

'Cat person or dog person?' Polly enquired with a wicked smile, 'He's more of an old buzzard, don't you think?'

Her smile dropped suddenly as a door shut loudly behind her.

'This "old buzzard" has excellent hearing my girl, quite excellent, yes,' the Doctor fussed as he walked back in to the console room. The old boy was a real mystery, but it seemed his life was just one long adventure that he was willing to share with his mates. For Ben, that was all you needed to know.

This gleaming monochrome complex was his home. And it suited him. Quite a black-and-white character, the Doctor, Ben decided. Not just his appearance - swept-back silver hair, black frock coat, white wing-collared shirt and grey trousers - but in the way he saw things. A sort of suffer-no-fools and take-no-prisoners outlook that put Ben in mind of an old granddad of his, one who'd maybe lost a few marbles in the trenches.

The Doctor began flicking switches on the pentagonal console. His hands waved uncertainly over various sections before his bony fingers stabbed and twisted at the controls with sudden precision.

The column in the middle of the console's set-up started to slow. The Doctor steepled his fingers and smiled benignly at his two companions, his blue eyes twinkling. 'We should soon be landing.'

'Where?' asked Ben.

The old man's faced clouded in confusion. He turned back to his controls.

Ben turned to Polly. 'Never mind the buzzard, d.u.c.h.ess,' he whispered. 'Reckon he's got the memory of a goldfish.'

II.

Shade felt the bridge shudder as the retros kicked in. The vibration made him feel sick, and he put this down to the sleep drug. The 'trip trip' Joiks had called it. Funny.

He couldn't believe they still used needles to inject the serum, or that they laid them on these slabs afterwards like corpses in a morgue. Then again, he couldn't believe an ancient pile of sc.r.a.p like this lousy s.p.a.ce frigate was still being flown by anyone, let alone the military. No quarters - just a bridge and a cargo hold. A ship small enough to blip past any radar, and to drive anyone trapped on board mad in under a week. Especially with Joiks and his one-liners there for the ride.

However they got the drug, Shade thanked G.o.d for it. The month had pa.s.sed in the time it took to close his eyes. That made the worst hangover he'd had in his life a little more bearable.

Now ten of them were strapped into the couches in a punchy silence, staring at the central viewscreen.

Marshal Haunt was in the middle. She craned her head like the rest of them at the dull grey rock that filled the viewscreen. Her skin shared its drab pallor. Both her hands were twitching, like they were still trying to wake up.

'It's been a while,' she muttered dryly as she faced the group. 'Everyone still remember who they are?'

Shade's head lolled back, he closed his eyes.

'Everyone still remember who I am?' Haunt's voice hardened a little.

'Think so, Marshal Haunt,' Joiks said. 'Didn't you kick Shade's a.s.s back in Theatre One?'

Shade smiled through gritted teeth at the ensuing round of applause and cheers. All the shock, the violence of the event had been sublimated already into humour. It had meant nothing. Like killing meant nothing to soldiers, provided you killed the right people. But Shade hadn't forgotten. Shade could never forget anything.

I'll show you.

Only Denni didn't laugh. Perhaps she felt as bad as she looked right now.

Haunt didn't seem too amused either. 'I was simply sending a message to everyone in that room,' she said calmly.

'Perhaps you didn't grasp that message. Perhaps I need to demonstrate again.'

Joiks shook his head and did his best to look pious.

'All right. Round the room. Who are you? Why are you here?' She lay back, muttered the words like she'd said them a hundred times before on missions like this, leading her lambs off to slaughter or be slaughtered. 'I don't want your ranks, your full names and life history. And forget I know some of you already. Today you're all school kids and I'm your teacher. Just give me enough so I can yell abuse at your sorry a.s.ses with confidence.'

Haunt's latest adjutant began the introductions. 'Shel,' he said. 'Fifth Division Heavy Infantry, j.a.panese Belt.' He might look oriental but he spoke perfect American. 'Here on interpersonnel exchange program.'

Exchanging what? Shade wondered. What was so cla.s.sified about his past? He'd barely given away more than the e-rag had in his b-ground profile.

'Next,' rapped Haunt.

'Joiks.'

'We were trying to forget you, Joiks,' Shade interrupted. He got fewer laughs. Figured.

'Yeah, yeah. Joiks. s.p.a.ce Marine Corps. Here so I can kill Schirr sc.u.m better.'

'Good,' Haunt said automatically. 'Next.'

'Tovel. Pilot-Engineer with the Peace Keeper Volunteers, Commonwealth Belt.' Shade had forgotten how surprisingly soft the stocky man's voice was since they'd fought droids together in Term One, but not his tufty blond hair and his chin - so square you could fit a palmscreen in it with room to spare.

'For two weeks after the Schirr hit New Jersey I ferried out the dead and dying.' Tovel shrugged. 'Joined the regulars and that's why I'm here.'

A ma.s.sive black guy lay beside him, his feet dangling off the edge of the couch, a big, taut sack of muscle and att.i.tude. Shade had seen him around - you could hardly miss him. His head was broad and bald, his features bunched up in the middle of his face.

'Roba. Peace Keeper, like Tovel.'

'You two come as a pair, honey?' Frog asked, her jangling voice exploding into the fuggy atmosphere.

'We're close,' Roba said, 'but we never tried that before.'

Frog cackled, leading the fresh wave of laughter. But Shade couldn't relax, couldn't let his gaze shift for long from the lumpy planetoid in the viewscreen.

'You a "pilot-engineer" too?' Lindey asked Roba.

'No. Marksman.' He pointed his finger like it was a gun and fired at her.

'Next,' Haunt said dully.

'My name is Creben.' He smiled and paused like he wanted applause. 'Graduated from Academy Intelligence last year.

Need combat experience to rise higher so I've gone Elite.

Naturally.'

Shade's initial dislike of the man deepened to loathing.

'Hey Shadow, come on,' Lindey called. 'Your turn to bore us.'

'Name's Shade. Joined up with Earth Ceremonials -'

'Hey, Shadow, you an Earther?' Frog asked, as if this was news to her. Everyone roared with laughter.

'Normally we don't stand on ceremonial,' Joiks added confidentially to Tovel. 'But for him we make an exception.'

'You're funny.' Haunt's voice steamrollered over the laughter. 'Can we finish this before landing please?'

Shade indicated Denni should take her turn. He didn't want to elaborate on his history anyway. It was better this way, even if the new guys thought he was the b.u.t.t of the squad. Still, Haunt had spoken up for him. That was interesting. Guilty conscience?

Denni, Lindey and Frog all said their snappy little bits.

Yeah, yeah, they struggled against the odds growing up on crummy worlds, they were here to save Empire, personally round up DeCaster and his evil disciples and kick Morphiea's a.s.s single-handed; that was what going Elite did for you, right? Who was here for a career, for the housing benefits, for a dacha in the Thai systems when you were pensioned off?

He had all that waiting whenever he wanted it.

'Me, I'm Haunt.' Shade looked up. 'Any of you ever visit Idaho?' she said, her face a pale mask. No one spoke. 'It's a good clean world. I remember when we took it. Tamed the Schirr, brought them into our order. Made them a part of an Empire they could be proud of.'

'Yen, G.o.d and Hamburgers,' Joiks quipped. The three pillars of Earth repatriation, as named by some stand-up on the Proxima circuit.

Haunt ignored him. 'So you see, I am a relic of a time when if you saw a Schirr on a vidscreen, it was just some new ugly to point at. To laugh at. See, a Schirr knew its place back then.' Haunt looked round at them. 'Me and DeCaster went into service at the same time. I joined up when the Earth emba.s.sy on Idaho was taken out. I've spent fifteen years fighting Schirr and their allies.' She paused for a few moments. Her voice was quieter when she spoke again, the dull look back in her eyes. 'The Army promoted me out of the front line, but I 'The Army promoted me out of the front line, but I will will see DeCaster dead within my lifetime. see DeCaster dead within my lifetime.

That is why is why I I am here. Why all of us are here.' She turned to Shel, the faintest trace of a smile on her face. 'All right, where the h.e.l.l am here. Why all of us are here.' She turned to Shel, the faintest trace of a smile on her face. 'All right, where the h.e.l.l is is here.' here.'

Shel consulted his palmscreen. 'The planetoid has no name. It's a speck of rock in distant orbit around Vertigan Majoris.'

'Edge of empire,' breathed Lindey. Her tight red curls were plastered to her head with sweat.