Death Of A Snob Part 6

"Why?"

"He kept accusing me of having loose morals and he hurt me by his constant criticism of what he called my dizzy mind, so I decided to get my revenge. The laugh is that I was faithful to him right up till the divorce."

"Then why try to get me into bed?"

"Oh, well, I thought if I did that, there would be a certain something between us and John would notice..."

Her voice trailed away.

"I'm not going to discuss this any further," said Hamish. "I am here to do a job and I didn't do it very well by letting you wander off on your own. I'll go into the village tomorrow and report it to the local policeman. I couldn't phone tonight. The man would be drunk as usual. Have you any idea if it was a man or a woman who pushed you?"

Jane shook her head.

"The pillbox is quite near the hotel. Haven't you seen anyone coming and going-using it?"

"Oh, yes," said Jane, "some little man."

"Description?"

Jane shrugged. "They all look the same to me, small and bitter and prematurely old."

"So you do know there's a lot of hostility against you on this island? Why on earth do you stay amidst such hatred?"

"Hamish, I barely see them, and they're cheerful enough when the health farm opens up to visitors because it means cleaning and serving jobs for the local women. They never did like me. There's been a sort of intense hatred started up just recently."

"The Bannerman woman?"

"I can't see how she can have anything to do with it. She's always been one of the women who've actually talked to me when I've gone into the village. Look, Hamish, I've made a success of this place. People who wouldn't dream of going to a health farm in the home counties come up here. It has a romantic interest and I attract walkers and outdoor types as well as those who want to lose weight. I showed that ex-husband of mine I could do it and made him eat his words."

"I'll let you know how I get on with my investigations tomorrow," said Hamish. "Goodnight."

She threw him a look, half-mocking and half-appealing. One hand toyed with the long zip at the top of her housecoat and Hamish was frightened she meant to pull it down and fairly scampered from the room.

The next day, he made his way towards the village. He had hoped Harriet might have wanted to accompany him, but that lady had gone out walking with Heather, of all people.

Once again, he came across Geordie and his truck stuck on the road, Geordie, Hamish had decided, staged these breakdowns for some mad reason of his own, and so he ignored Geordie's meanings and waitings and offered to drive him: He had been unable to borrow Jane's jeep because it was insured to cover only her driving.

The truck started amiably enough. "He likes you," said Geordie, shaking his head. "An odd beast."

"Forget about the truck," said Hamish. "Who uses that pillbox on the beach?"

"Angus Macleod. Him and his son have a fishing boat. It wa.s.s the wan that brought yourselfs over."

"Well, last night, someone pushed Mrs. Wetherby into that pillbox and bolted the door. She could have died of exposure."

"Och, it's all right," said Geordie. "Angus wa.s.s in the bar last night and he wa.s.s saying he would let herself out at midnight when he had given her a rare fright."

"I'll be seeing Angus, then," said Hamish grimly.

"Ye won't be able to dae that. Himself took the boat out this morn."

Hamish stopped the truck. Geordie screeched, "He dis-nae like tae be stopped fur no reason at all."

"Forget the truck. Listen. Do you hate Mrs. Wetherby?"

"Naw, I hivnae the time to hate anybody what with bringing the lobsters over frae the west and collecting the goods for people to deliver when the ferry comes in."

"Well, she's hated nonetheless. When did it start?"

"Och, n.o.body likes incomers, and the wimmen are fair scandalized with the leg show she puts on, but it must hae been recently they all started cursing and blinding. Don't know what started it."

"Well, I'll find out." Hamish turned the key in the ignition. Nothing happened, not even a choke. "I telt you he didnae liked to be stopped fur no reason," said Geordie patiently.

"I'm fed up wi' your nonsense." Hamish opened the door. "I'm walking."

He slammed the door behind him and strode off down the road. "Comeback!" screeched Geordie's voice. "He's following you!"

Hamish turned around, and with a feeling of superst.i.tious dread, he saw the truck rolling silently towards him. He stopped and the truck stopped beside him. He climbed in, checked the brakes, turned the key in the ignition, and the engine roared to life.

He drove silently into Skulag, vowing that once he had a bit of time, he would find a mechanic to check Geordie's truck.

The police station was locked. Hamish leaned on the bell for a considerable time until at last the blear-eyed constable, still in his pyjamas, answered the door.

"And they call me lazy!" marvelled Hamish.

"What d'ye want?" growled Sandy.

"I want you to put on your uniform and go and charge Angus Macleod with a.s.sault."

"He's awa'."

"Well, when he comes back."

Sandy looked at him with contempt. "You mean, for pushing thon Wetherby woman into the pillbox? That's naethin's but mischief. Look, Macbeth, I'm no' going tae arrest anyone. When I first got here, I arrested two o' the fishermen for stealing the council's wire wastebaskets off the jetty to use as lobster pots. The islanders gathered around the polis station calling for ma' blood and I had to climb out on the roof and sit there most o' the night. If you think I'm arresting Angus for a little bit o' fun, think again." He slammed the police station door in Hamish's face.

Hamish strolled thoughtfully along the jetty. He could phone Strathbane and report Sandy, but he did not want to do that. There would be a full-scale inquiry and he, Hamish, would be made to look ridiculous. Besides, all the islanders, he was sure, would gang up and swear Angus had been with them all day. He saw one of the fishermen, and remembering Geordie's truck, asked him if there was a mechanic on the island...

The man stood for a long time and then decided to reply. "There's Bert Macleod down the village! He does the MOTs and things like that," meaning the annual Ministry of Transport checks on all vehicles over three years old.

"And where does he live?"

"Opposite Mrs. Bannerman."

Hamish walked along the village street, all too aware of the twitching curtains. Mrs. Bannerman was working in her patch of front garden. She saw him and scurried inside.

Opposite her house on the other side of the street was a cottage with a shed at the side, with the legend A. J. MACLEOD, MOTOR MECHANIC A. J. MACLEOD, MOTOR MECHANIC, above the door.

He went inside. There was a pair of legs in greasy overalls sticking out from under a car.

"A word with ye," called Hamish.

The man wriggled out and scrambled to his feet. "Are you any relation to Angus Macleod?" asked Hamish.

"His brither," said Bert sullenly.

"He's in bad trouble. He's a.s.saulted Mrs. Wetherby."

"It wis jist a joke and Sandy won't be touching him."

"No, but I'm a policeman, and if Sandy doesn't do anything about it, I can report him to headquarters and he'll be taken off the island and you'll get a replacement who won't put up wi' your nonsense."

Bert, a small man with weak eyes behind thick-lensed gla.s.ses, blinked up at Hamish. He jingled some change in bis overall pocket and looked sly.

"We could aye come to an arrangement," he said in a wheedling voice.

"Aye, maybe we could. Do you ken Geordie Mason, him wi' the haunted truck?"

"O' course."

"Did the MOT, did you?"

"Last year. Naethin' up wi' it."

Hamish looked at him cynically. He knew there were garages that would pa.s.s any old vehicle as being sound, provided the price was right.

"If you want me to leave Angus and Sandy alone, you'll do this. Tell Geordie I've said there is something wrong wi' his truck and get it in here and take it apart and make sure it's sound."

Bert pushed back a filthy cap and scratched his head. "It won't mind that," he said, "Geordie says it likes a bit of attention."

"You're all crazy," said Hamish in disgust. "Just see to that truck."

On the road back, he turned his mind to the problem of who could possibly have started the hatred for Jane Wetherby. Mrs. Bannerman? Someone from the health form? Did anyone from the health farm talk to the islanders? They had all been there two weeks before his own arrival, time enough to do damage. He would need to ask Harriet. The thought of Harriet Shaw cheered him immensely. The wind had dropped as he neared The Happy Wanderer, and snow began to fall in large feathery flakes. He stopped, amazed. He could not ever remember having seen a white Christmas. Usually it snowed a bit before Christmas and a lot after Christmas. Perhaps this too would fade away before the twenty-fifth.

A Christmas atmosphere seemed to have fallen on Jane's guests at last. They were all helping her trim a large synthetic tree in the lounge and hang decorations. Even John Wetherby was laughing as he stood on top of a ladder and tried to reach up to put the fairy on top of the tree...

When the tree was finished, Hamish took Jane aside and told her the result of his investigations. Jane clapped her hands in delight. To Hamish's horror, she called out, "Listen, everybody! Isn't Hamish clever? He went into Skulag and found out that it was Angus Macleod, a fisherman, who pushed me into that pillbox."

John Wetherby slowly turned round. He had been bent over a box to start bringing out the tinsel and paper decorations with which to decorate the rest of the lounge and dining room. At Jane's words he straightened up abruptly and swivelled to face Hamish.

"You reported this to the police, of course," he said sharply.

"Of course," said Hamish, dreading what was going to come next.

"Then why hasn't the policeman been out here to take Jane's statement?"

"Because Angus told everyone he only did it to give Jane a fright and that he was going to let her out at midnight. Sandy refused to charge him."

"Well, he'll b.l.o.o.d.y well have to charge him. All Jane has to do is make a complaint of a.s.sault and see he does his duty."

"It's not so easy," said Hamish. "All the islanders will gang up and say that Angus was in their sight all day."

"Forensic tests," barked John.

"They wouldn't get anywhere," said Hamish wearily, "that is, if Strathbane even bothered to send anyone out here. Footprints? The tide's been up as far as the entrance to the pillbox, not to mention the howling wind sweeping any marks clear. Fingerprints? Of course Angus's would be on the bolt, for it's where he stores his stuff."

John Wetherby stared at him long and hard and then a smile curled his lips. "I've got it," he said softly. "You're a copper yourself. Not a private detective, not even a police detective. Who else, I ask you, would wear boots like that?"

Hamish looked miserably at his feet. He was wearing an old tweed sports jacket, checked shirt, and plain tie and cords. But on his feet were his regulation boots. They had been broken in long ago and were very comfortable, and the thrifty Hamish had seen no reason to waste money on shoes when the state could supply him with footwear.

Harriet Shaw's eyes travelled quickly from face to face. There was a stillness in the room. Heather was frankly goggling, Diarmuid was looking enigmatic as usual, the Carpenters were leaning against each other, plump shoulder against plump shoulder, but someone had let out a startled exclamation, quickly stifled. Which one had it been?

"All right," said Hamish. "But I am on holiday."

"It was that bathroom heater," said John, Founding on Jane. "You silly cow. How like you to get so paranoid over a mere accident."

"At least he found out who shut me in the pillbox," said Jane quietly. "Now can we all just go ahead and try to have a decent Christmas?"

Whether it was Jane's remark, whether it was the presence of a policeman among them, or whether it was because Christmas was approaching was hard to tell, but at least the next few days pa.s.sed almost in tranquillity. Hamish was surprised that Heather went to great lengths to keep out of his way. He had expected to have lectures from her on the fascist police.

Harriet, too, appeared to be avoiding him. When Hamish taxed her with it, she smiled and said she was too busy catching up on some writing in her room. He took refuge in reading articles in the women's magazines collected by Jane. They ranged from the supremely sensible to the downright ludicrous, depending on the publication. In one of the trashier efforts, he found an article ent.i.tled 'Shock Tactics'. It was all about how to get the man of your choice. "Faint heart never won fair gentleman," he read. "Stun him. Invite him round and put on that naughty nightie and those sheer, sheer stockings." He put down the article, feeling slightly sad. There was something almost pathetic about Jane. It was as if she had so little self-esteem that she needed to find a personality in the pages of a magazine.

And then, on Christmas Eve, something happened that made him uneasy. He saw Jane slip a note into Diarmuid's hand. He wondered uneasily if Jane was after Diarmuid, and his heart sank. Jane was determined to seduce someone to get at John Wetherby. Did she realise that by getting at John she would have Heather to deal with? For if any affair was obvious enough for John to notice, then it would be plain as day to the horrible Heather as well.

He went to bed trying to work things out in his mind. There was a ferry arriving and leaving again on Boxing Day. He was determined to be on it. Jane needed a minder to protect her from malice, not a policeman, and she had enough money to hire one. He resolved to tell her that in the morning.

But he awoke very early, and in the distance he heard the rea.s.suring sounds of domestic clatter. Then he remembered that Harriet was making the Christmas dinner, which was to be served in the middle of the day. He shaved and dressed and made his way to the kitchen. Harriet was bending over one oven, taking out a tray of mince pies. A huge stuffed turkey stood ready to be placed in the other, larger oven.

"My, you've been busy," said Hamish admiringly. She was wearing a scarlet wool dress and a frilly ap.r.o.n. Instead of her usual sensible walking shoes, she was wearing a pair of scarlet low-heeled pumps.

"My big day," said Harriet, avoiding his gaze. "Can I get you some coffee?"

"Yes, and you'd better tell me the truth about why you've been avoiding me," said Hamish. "Come on. If it's because I'm getting on your nerves, I'll float off like the Highland mist."

"No, it's not that," said Harriet slowly. She leaned her floury hands on the kitchen table. "I became a bit worried. I am not in a position to get into any emotional entanglements, and I like to cut them off before they start to happen. That's a bit muddled, but I'm sure you know what I mean. I began to sense something there. Attraction. On my side, at least."

Normally shrewd, Hamish should have asked her why she was avoiding any emotional entanglement, but he felt such a surge of elation that she found him attractive that common sense went out the window.

"Och, I'm not the type to get heavy," he said.

"There is also the question of age. I am forty-five and you, I judge, are somewhere in your early thirties."

"Is this a proposal of marriage?"

"Hamish Macbeth! Don't be silly."

"Well, then, I suggest we continue to be attracted to each other. Friends it is," said Hamish with a grin. "Need any help?"