Death By The Riverside Part 26

"h.e.l.lo, Michele," she answered. "And I'd like you to meet mine, Jackson Ford. Jackson's with the FBI."

"You're an accountant, aren't you, Mr. Fitzsimmons?" Jackson asked.

"Yes, I am," Frankie replied.

"Would you excuse us, ladies? I've got some people who are very interested in meeting Mr. Fitzsimmons."

Frankie looked scared for a moment. I had kept him safe and he didn't want to leave me.

"It's all right," Ranson said. "Jackson just flew in from Washington this morning." That meant he wasn't part of the good ol' boy network here. Probably a good ol' boy network elsewhere, but that shouldn't affect Frankie's safety, and that was what was important.

Frankie nodded his okay at me, then shyly kissed me on the cheek.

He and Jackson Ford left.

"Have a ball, Frankie," I called after him. "He's a brave man," I told Ranson, hoping someone would tell him someday.

"Yes, he is," she agreed. "You've done a good job, Micky. We appreciate it."

"Always glad to aid the forces of law and order, ma'am," I said.

Where was my sunset to ride off into?

Ranson snagged two gla.s.ses of champagne from a pa.s.sing waiter and handed one to me.

"Cheers," she said. We drank a toast. "You look good, Micky."

"Thanks. Cousin Torbin's leftovers. He's got a better dress collection than I do," I said. "You too, Joanne. You look very good."

She did. She wore a flowing pearl gray gown that softened her angles and relentless eyes.

"Thanks. It was a great-aunt's," she replied.

We were silent for a moment, looking at each other. She did look very good.

* 175 *

"Joanne. There you are," a man said as he joined us. "This is Micky Knight?" he asked.

I recognized him as the smiling policeman I had seen in the newspaper with...Korby, that was his name.

"Yes," Ranson answered. "Michele Knight, this is Captain Renaud," she continued. I suspected she didn't really like him, but her voice was too neutral for me to be sure.

"Good work you did there," he said as he shook my hand. "Us cops can always use a helping hand." He looked me up and down, letting me know exactly how much he liked my b.u.t.ting into police territory.

I stifled my immediate reaction for Ranson's sake. I didn't need to come off as a ball-breaking man hater to her boss. I gave his words a tepid smile, and opined, "I'm sure you appreciate helping hands."

"Sergeant." Another cop type showed up. "Captain."

"Lieutenant," Ranson responded, nodding to him.

"Oh, Raul, h.e.l.lo. This is the girl that got that accountant to come forward," Captain Renaud said expansively. "I'm sorry, what's your name, honey?" he asked me.

"Michele Knight, this is Lieutenant Lafitte," Ranson supplied the introduction.

Lafitte, making sure Captain Renaud couldn't see, winked at me. "Pleased to meet you," he said, giving my hand a firm shake. At least Ranson had one decent male over her. Figuratively speaking, of course.

Captain Renaud dismissed me by saying to them, "I think we'd better go say hi to the D.A. and his boys."

"I guess you're right," Lafitte replied. He stepped between her and Captain Renaud, preventing him from taking her arm.

Ranson nodded at me and turned away. Lafitte gave me a quick smile and a shrug. Renaud, sensing he'd been outmaneuvered, quickly moved around to Ranson's other side and took her arm. Lafitte put his hand on the small of her back to guide her. She looked small and confined between the two of them. Lafitte, still guiding her with his hand, leaned into her and said something that I didn't catch. She gave his comment a slight smile. His att.i.tude, his expression, made me realize that he was attracted to her. First I was angry, jealous perhaps, that he could look at her, touch her, and command her attention in a way that was forbidden to me. That pa.s.sed as I remembered that, all * 176 *

things considered, I had a better chance with Ranson than he did. Not that I had much chance, but it is better to be two hundredth in line than four hundredth.

Then I heard her say, "d.a.m.n high heels," as she stumbled. Just enough to get away from their helping hands. Ranson could take care of herself. I also noticed the edge of a scar almost hidden by her dress.

It had been a number of years ago and I hadn't paid attention to the names, but there had been a female cop, a rookie maybe, who had single-handedly captured a killer and been wounded in the battle. She had brought her man in, then collapsed and was rushed to the hospital.

I wondered if it was Ranson.

I wandered out to the edge of the light, in the direction of the barn.

I've always gotten along better with horses than with people. I decided to say hi to Ignatious Holloway's purebreds. The barn had a few night lights on inside. I was just starting to make friends with one beautiful thoroughbred when I heard a voice that I didn't want to hear. Karen and another woman were coming in this direction. I hastily hid my heels, then scrambled up the ladder into the hayloft.

Karen and friend entered the barn. I recognized the woman she was with. Cheryl Somebody whom I'd seen in too many bars. Lesbo trash Danny had called her, adding that she should be straight, that d.y.k.es had a bad enough name as it was. She had money, enough to buy fancy clothes and a nose job and to keep up with Karen. I didn't want to see either of them. I hoped they got horse s.h.i.t on their $400 shoes.

"Let's do it in the hayloft," Cheryl giggled.

"Let's," Karen said and they started climbing the ladder.

I ducked behind some hay bales and hoped I was well hidden in the dim light. They topped the ladder. Karen was carrying an electric lantern and Cheryl had a plastic bag containing several protruding objects. She pulled out one and displayed it proudly.

"I got the biggest one I could find," she said. It was a long, gleaming black and green d.i.l.d.o. Designer, no doubt.

It was bad enough having had s.e.x with Karen Holloway. Now I got to watch, too. Great. The only way out was either to jump fifteen feet (in an evening gown, no less) or walk past them and their bright light to the ladder. Well, I had certainly gotten the ringside seat in this monkey house.

Karen and Cheryl were ooh-ing and ah-ing and s...o...b..ring over * 177 *

each other. I was thinking about gagging. Then Cheryl put a plastic bag next to the bale I was hidden behind. She put the d.i.l.d.o on it and squirted it with lubricant. Karen started taking off Cheryl's clothes, being pretty noisy about it. I took this opportunity to see if there was anything interesting behind me. A lot more hay, and behind the hay, some saddles and bridles that needed repair and a miscellaneous pile of horse brushes and rubdown rags. Beyond those a number of cardboard boxes. No machine gun to blast my way out.

"I get such a thrill doing this right under Granddad's nose," I heard Karen say. "He had a lot of nerve kicking me out of his will for being queer. I am getting married, after all."

"Oh, yes, oh, harder, harder," was Cheryl's reply.

I noticed a patch of yellow under one of the rags. I picked it up. A half-empty tube of horse liniment. Equus Ben-Gay. No, I couldn't do that. Not even to Karen Holloway.

"Oh, yes, faster, faster," Cheryl's voice said.

"Don't worry, I'll be hard and fast. I'll pretend you're that d.y.k.e who fancies herself Nancy Drew. This would all be mine now, if it weren't for her."

"Don't get distracted, Karen," Cheryl whined, "I'll lose my concentration. Besides, you got to do it with her. She's kind of cute."

Cute? Me? I'm too tall to be cute. She obviously hadn't seen me up close.

"I'm sure you can do it, too. She has no standards," Karen said, finally going harder and faster and cutting off whatever reply Cheryl was going to make. "She and her boring little set of do-gooder friends.

Her best friend is the daughter of a bait-catcher out of the bayous.

Black, no less."

Cheryl's response was to come in a loud spurt.

I'm a big girl. I can take insults, even being called cute. But don't mess with my friends. I had to get out of here. I started prowling through the cardboard boxes. Christmas decorations. Tinsel, tiny Santas, reindeer, and the like in the first box. The next box contained a Christmas tree baking pan, a mind-boggling number of holiday cookie cutters, and other baking things, none of which would get me out of the barn. But then I found something that could make my stay here a bit more interesting.

* 178 *

Karen shrugged off her dress and handed the d.i.l.d.o to Cheryl.

"Cordelia would s.h.i.t if she knew I was doing this. 'Scares the horses,' she would say. She wants to save the world. What a bore."

Cheryl put the d.i.l.d.o to use, but Karen still continued, "I even invited her to my big party, since we're cousins and she's rich, but she declined, saying she had to work in that c.r.a.ppy little clinic. How she can even go to that section of town is beyond me."

Food coloring was my discovery. Red, blue, yellow, green. Green.

I decided to change Karen's bush from winter wheat to a springtime forest. Springtime is for love, after all. There was a crack between bales wide enough for me to put my arm through and get within squirting distance of the bag. I squeezed a generous dollop of green into the lubricant. In fact, I emptied the bottle.

"Did you lube that up good? It's catching on my vag," Karen complained.

Let's hear it for poetic justice. Cheryl rolled the d.i.l.d.o over the now adulterated bag, then put it back into Karen and started working it vigorously in and out.

For about a minute nothing happened, except for the boring routine of s.e.x. Then Karen chanced to look down. I covered my ears to protect them from her screaming and cursing. It took Cheryl a while to understand that this was not excitement.

"Get that thing out of me. What the f.u.c.k do you think you're doing?" Karen yelled.

When Cheryl finally pulled the d.i.l.d.o out, Karen, still cursing a blue, or rather, green, streak, grabbed the lantern. She focused it between her legs, and started a.s.sessing the damage.

With the ladder now in darkness and the level of noise extremely high, Karen accusing and Cheryl defending, it was time to make my escape. I tiptoed around the dim side of the bales and was down the ladder in a moment.

I was on the floor of the barn, Karen and Cheryl still audible, when another evil thought occurred to me. No, I said, you can't do it, but I had already gotten a good grasp on the ladder and was silently pulling it away from the edge of the loft. This should definitely prove that I and my friends weren't all do-gooders. Particularly me. I laid the ladder down on the floor, then found my shoes and headed for the door.

* 179 *

I did not want to be there when Karen noticed the ladder was moved. Cordelia was wrong about the horses, they didn't look scared, just very annoyed. Exit barn left.

The cool night air felt good. It would be chilly in a few hours, but it was still a mild night for February.

I saw a figure in the darkness heading in my direction. Some other nonparty person preferring horses to people. Unfortunate that Karen and Cheryl would get rescued so quickly.

"h.e.l.lo," the figure said. "Why did I think you might be at the barn?"

It was Cordelia.

"You've recognized my basically misanthropic nature. And that I always vote for Mr. Ed for President," I replied.

"Sounds good to me."

"You don't want to go in there. Karen and consort are in a highly volatile mood in the hayloft," I warned.

"Maybe I had better head her off, before she causes a scene,"

Cordelia said, annoyance in her voice.

"She's not going anywhere," I answered. Cordelia gave me a questioning look. "She's up in the hayloft and the ladder's on the ground."

Cordelia burst out laughing. She had a deep, warm laugh that tempted me to stand on my head or do anything to keep her laughing.

"Good for you," she said. I started to demur, but she continued, "You've made my night. Come on, let's walk down to the river. I want to talk to you."

She took my arm companionably. We walked across the unlit lawn, the warm bustle of the lanterns off to one side and the moonlit gray of the river in front of us.

I saw Frankie at the far edge of the light. He was standing by himself, waiting, it seemed.

"You're working, aren't you?" Cordelia said, catching my distraction.

"I was earlier, but I'm off duty now," I replied.

Frankie was in the hands of the FBI, the NOPD, and who knew who else. A lot safer than stashed with my cousin Torbin. I looked toward the river. Something nagged at me and I looked back at Frankie.

* 180 *

He was standing just inside the light nearest to the driveway. I was getting paranoid. I was expecting some big dark hand to reach out and grab him. Not here. He was safe here.

Barbara Selby was in the hospital. At that thought, I knew I wasn't going to take a walk along a moonlit river with the striking Cordelia James.

"You okay?" she asked.

"Sorry, I need to check on someone," I said, turning away from the river and to the light that enclosed Frankie. "It's probably nothing."

"Can I help?" she asked, walking with me.

"You don't need to. It's boring." I didn't think she would want to prowl around the yard until my paranoia relaxed. "Sorry, sometimes we detectives aren't fun to be with."

"It's okay. I'm a doctor, I understand. I do what you're doing all the time," she replied.

"I don't..." But I stopped to make sure I heard it. A motorcycle.

I started walking faster. It's nothing, Micky, I told myself. Just a servant with a special order bottle of bourbon. The motorcycle came into view. A man in black with a black helmet and visor that obscured his face. You don't wear a black visor at night unless you don't want people to recognize you.