Heroic Wife Reborn Chapter 115

– This chapter is rated R-15 for suggestive imagery. –

.Chapter 115: First Time Seeing Little 'Little Gu'

"Princess, I'm–" Before Gu Xinglang could finish, Yu Xiaoxiao had already pushed open the door and walked inside.

The two pageboys were at a loss. Were they supposed to keep washing Third Young Master Gu, or withdraw to let Her Royal Highness take over? Yu Xiaoxiao soon flashed out of sight before appearing in front of Gu Xinglang. The two pageboys drew back. Her Royal Highness's reputation and image in the Gu Estate were based on what happened to Qingyu in the past. The princess was nothing short of vicious and not one to be affronted.

Yu Xiaoxiao waved the little porcelain bottle in her hands and said, "I've made an anti-inflammatory medicine, but you might be allergic, so I'm here to test some on you first."

Alright, Third Young Master Gu had no idea what she was talking about, but he looked at the two pageboys and said, "You two withdraw first."

The two pageboys quickly paid their respects and ran out of the room. Yu Xiaoxiao took out a syringe made of wood and pointed its end up. "Your people here can't make any needles out of gla.s.s, so I could only make do with wood. But don't you worry, I've already disinfected it so you won't get infected."

"What gla.s.s?" Gu Xinglang asked.

Yu Xiaoxiao shook her head. "It took me ages to find out, but after asking around I realize you guys in this place call gla.s.s here '.' It's also super valuable, with one colored glaze bowl equal to the cost of ten meals, so I couldn't bear to buy one."

You guys in this place? Gu Xinglang didn't understand what his wife meant. Could it be that she wasn't of this world? Why did she always refer to herself as some foreigner? (Author: I have to admit that General Gu's stumbled upon the truth.)

Yu Xiaoxiao quickly p.r.i.c.ked Gu Xinglang's skin. He only felt a burst of pain in his arm before it faded. Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the needle mark on Gu Xinglang's arm before remarking, "Wait a bit. If there's no reaction, I'll give you a shot. Little Gu, this medicine will definitely heal the inflammation from your wounds."

It was too hard for Gu Xinglang to understand the terminology. He figured it'd be impossible even if he asked for clarification, so he simply said, "Princess can do as she sees fit."

Yu Xiaoxiao examined Gu Xinglang from head to toe.  Mm, I'm satisfied with this figure.

Gu Xinglang looked down at himself and woke up from his haze about colored gla.s.s and allergy tests. Right now he was still naked! Yu Xiaoxiao picked up the towels that the pageboys had left in his tub and glanced back to see that he was covering his nether regions. His face seemed to be on fire as he stammered at Yu Xiaoxiao, "N-no need to trouble the princess, I–I can, c-can manage myself."

"You can't even reach the water," Yu Xiaoxiao said. "How are you going to wash yourself?"

"I'll c-call for the servants," Gu Xinglang replied.

Yu Xiaoxiao shook her head. Staring at the place where Gu Xinglang was shielding, she remarked, "This is my first time seeing little 'Little Gu.'"

My Holy Grandfather, ah. What's a little 'Little Gu?!'

Yu xiaoxiao stared fixedly at that spot and tried to estimate his length. She suspected it wasn't small, but had probably never been used before. She had no idea if he was the wild and pa.s.sionate type.

If Gu Xinglang hadn't figured out what little "Little Gu" was after all that staring by his wife, he'd be an idiot. Now his body was burning up–it was impossible for him to defend against a type like Her Royal Highness!

Yu Xiaoxiao pressed the warm towel against Gu Xinglang's body before she remarked in a flat voice, "I've already seen it shoot once, what are you so shy about?"

Gu Xinglang could only stutter. "N-no you haven't."

Yu Xiaoxiao thought it over and realized he was right. All she did was touch it, but didn't see it. "You mean to say I should have a look at it?" she asked.

Gu Xinglang was about to emit smoke from his ears. Just why? Why did I say these things to my wife while naked?! It doesn't make sense ah!

Yu Xiaoxiao saw that he wasn't speaking and reached for his hands. "Then I'll have a look."

Gu Xinglang shrieked in response. "Don't!"

Both w.a.n.g momo and the two pageboy were scared to death outside the room. No one knew what was happening inside for the ex-general and Royal Son-in-Law to be shouting so loud.

"H-Her Royal Highness is still inside," a pageboy told w.a.n.g momo in a trembling tone.

w.a.n.g momo looked at the youth who only reached up to her shoulders, before asking, "What do you mean by that? As if the princess could kill the Royal Son-in-Law." Although she was worried for his sake, she would always stand on the princess's side as her trusted aide.

The pageboy didn't dare to say any more. Her Royal Highness was terrifying, but this palace momo was just as scary. She was big and tall with none of the gentle femininity of women. 

By now, Gu Xinglang had given up struggling. If the princess wants to look, then let her see. In any case, I can't stop her and that part of my body will see the princess eventually. Just make it today.

Yu Xiaoxiao had been single up to the moment she died in the apocalypse, so she didn't l.u.s.t after little Little Gu. Instead, she very expertly helped Gu Xinglang wash up while making conversation. "I've already told you, girls only like bad boys. You're making me anxious by being so shy all the time."

Gu Xinglang breathed through his nose before asking, "Then how should I act 'bad?'"

"Mm," Yu Xiaoxiao shifted in front of him and recalled how the men of the apocalypse acted. Then she said with a straight face, "Back then, you should have knocked me down."

K-knocked you down?

Gu Xinglang's red face flared an even brighter scarlet than before. Yu Xiaoxiao sighed and moved behind him to wash his back. In a small voice, she murmured, "How are we supposed to fool around like this?"

Gu Xinglang didn't speak even after Yu Xiaoxiao finished washing his back. However, all of his muscles were tense, alerting her to a new level of bashfulness from the youth. When Yu Xiaoxiao circled back in front of him, Gu Xingland had his head bowed and refused to look at her. She poked his chest and asked, "Are you uncomfortable?" If he's allergic to penicillin, I'll have to think of a different method.

Gu Xinglang gave a groan before shaking his head and stammering, "I'm f-fine."

Yu Xiaoxiao's eyes drifted down to the same spot that Gu Xinglang was desperately trying to shield with his hands. Judging from his tone, he wasn't as alright as he claimed.