Cherub Series: Class A Part 13

'You've done all you can on this mission,' he said. 'And there's no way they're not gonna give you another shot at a big mission. With your fighting skills and the five billion languages you speak, who'll be able to turn you down?'

Kerry smiled. 'For someone who acts like a moron half the time, you can be a really nice guy sometimes.'

'Thanks,' James grinned.

He thought about starting the speech he had prepared in his head, telling Kerry how kissing Nicole was a one-off and how he liked her a hundred times more than any other girl and wanted to be her boyfriend. But Kerry still looked upset. It wasn't the right moment.

13. VISIT.

One of the CHERUB staff dropped Lauren off on Sat.u.r.day morning. James was barely out of bed when he heard the doorbell.

'Happy birthday,' he said, giving his sister a hug. 'You made double figures, the big one zero.'

Lauren smiled. 'I missed you, James ... for some strange reason.'

They walked inside. Everyone was wandering between the kitchen and living-room, munching on triangles of toast. Joshua was shuffling down the hallway on his b.u.m. Lauren had never seen him before.

'OOOH,' she said. 'Aren't you cute? What's your name?'

Joshua gave Lauren an odd look, as if to say, Oh G.o.d, not another kid, and started bawling for Zara.

'Hey, Ewart,' James shouted, 'there goes your theory that Joshua likes anyone with blond hair.'

Lauren wandered into the living-room, threw off her bomber jacket and sat on the couch. Kerry and Kyle wished her happy birthday.

'So,' Lauren asked, 'where's all my prezzies?'

'Actually,' James said, 'I haven't got you one yet.'

'Typical,' Lauren huffed.

'Now I'm a bona-fide drug delivery boy, I thought you might like to spend my ill-gotten gains.' James burrowed down his jeans, pulled out a fistful of scrunched-up bank notes and dumped them in Lauren's lap.

Lauren grinned. 'How much is this?' She straightened out the notes and started counting. 'Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, a hundred, and ten, fifteen. Wow ... How long did it take you to make a hundred and fifteen pounds?'

'Four nights,' James said. 'The only thing is, if you want me to take you shopping you'll have to pay my bus fare. I've only got sixty pence left.'

'Is there a Gap near here?' Lauren asked eagerly. 'I want some new jeans. And a Claire's Accessories? If there is, I can get those cool black hair scrunchies like Bethany's got.'

'Can't you just use an elastic band?' James asked.

Lauren ignored her brother and glanced at her watch. 'What time do the shops open?'

'Calm down, you idiot,' James said. 'The money's still gonna be there in a couple of hours. Why don't you go in the kitchen, get some toast and say h.e.l.lo to Zara and the others.'

'Whatever,' Lauren said. 'But let's go early. The shops get really busy on a Sat.u.r.day.'

Zara dropped the kids at the Reeve Centre. James hoped none of the security guards remembered him.

'Why are you wearing those sungla.s.ses?' Lauren asked.

James shrugged. 'Am I? I forgot to take them off.'

'You look a right twit,' Kerry said.

'It doesn't have anything to do with the five Playstation games you've got stuffed under your bed, does it?' Kyle asked.

'What were you doing spying under my bed?' James asked indignantly.

'Remember Monday, before school?' Kyle asked.

'No.'

Kyle mocked James' voice. 'I can't find my PE shirt, Kyle. Will you help us look for it?'

'Oh yeah,' James said, 'that.'

'So let me guess,' Kyle said. 'You don't want to go anywhere too near Gameworld either.'

'But if he stole them as part of a mission, he's allowed, isn't he?' Lauren asked.

'He's supposed to give the proceeds of any crime to charity,' Kerry explained.

'Well he should give them to charity then,' Lauren said. 'You're not on this mission to make a profit, James.'

'Does that include the birthday money in your pocket?' James asked.

'Oh,' Lauren gasped.

'Yeah,' James giggled. 'That shut you up, didn't it?'

Normally, going around the girly shops would have driven James mad, but being the big brother treating his sister felt good. Lauren, who wouldn't be seen dead in a skirt, got two hooded sweatshirts in Gap, a pair of faded jeans and some silver stud earrings. She treated everyone to lunch in the food court and even got James a pair of novelty socks as a thank you. He was never going to wear the ghastly things, but it was a nice moment when she gave them to him.

After lunch, Kerry went off to meet Dinesh. She told James to give Zara a message that she wouldn't be back until after dinner. Kerry being with Dinesh p.i.s.sed James off, but he didn't want to spoil Lauren's birthday, so he tried not to think about it.

When they got home, Zara had ordered a fancy cake. The icing was camouflage green and there was a miniature a.s.sault course built out of marzipan, with a climbing tower, a water jump and toy soldiers running around. The iced message around the edge said, Happy Birthday, Lauren & Good Luck in Training.

Joshua thought the cake was a toy and kept lunging out of Ewart's lap towards it. After Lauren had blown out her candles, everyone sat around the table, cracking up at the huge mess Joshua made with his tiny piece of cake.

Lauren was tired out by half-nine and James decided to go up to bed with her. She started off in a sleeping bag on the floor, but she decided it was uncomfortable and climbed in with James. She'd always got into his bed when they were little, but they'd grown since those days.

'This is ridiculous,' James said, wriggling up to the wall so she had more room.

'I'm still scared about training,' Lauren said quietly. 'I don't even see the point of it.'

'You'll understand after you've done it,' James said. 'Training's horrible, so when something tough happens on a mission, instead of being scared, you remember that you've been through worse and you can handle it.'

'Sometimes,' Lauren said, 'just thinking about it makes me feel like puking.'

'The fear is worse before training starts,' James said. 'Once you're there, you're too worn out to think.'

There was a knock on the door.

'Yeah,' James shouted. 'We're awake.'

Zara pushed the door open and stuck her head in.

'James, when Kerry left you earlier, did she say if she was going anywhere after she left Dinesh's?'

'No,' James said.

'I rang their house,' Zara said. 'Dinesh said Kerry left before eight. She ought to be home by now.'

'Did you try her mobile?' James asked.

'That's the first thing I did. I even sent a text.'

'Maybe we should go out looking,' Lauren said.

'I wouldn't panic yet,' Zara said. 'She'll probably turn up. You two get some sleep and try not to worry.'

A mobile woke James up. He'd forgotten Lauren was asleep next to him and b.u.mped into her as he sat up.

'That's your tasteless ring tone,' he said, giving her a kick. 'I bet it's that idiot Bethany.'

Lauren got out of bed, flicked on the light and found her phone inside her jacket. James looked at his clock. It was gone midnight.

'h.e.l.lo?' Lauren answered. 'Kerry, wow. Everyone's looking for you ... Hang on, yeah, James is here.'

James s.n.a.t.c.hed the Nokia off Lauren.

'Kerry?'

'Oh, thank G.o.d,' Kerry said. 'Why did you switch your phone off?'

'It's probably gone flat,' James said.

'I couldn't get an answer from Kyle, or Nicole either. I tried Lauren as a last resort.'

'Where the h.e.l.l are you?' James asked. 'Zara's going frantic. She's sitting downstairs waiting for you to get in.'

'I'm outside Thunderfoods. I need a huge favour.'

'What's Thunderfoods?' James asked.

'Dinesh's dad's company,' Kerry explained. 'I think I'm on to something, but I need you and one of the others to ride out here and give me a hand breaking in.'

'Why don't you explain everything to Ewart or Zara?' James said. 'They'll know what to do.'

'Because if I'm wrong, I'll look like an idiot and they'll boot me back to campus.'

James couldn't refuse. After all, he spent half his life telling Kerry to be more relaxed about rules.

'OK,' he said. 'What is it you want?'

'I'd like Nicole or Kyle to come as well,' Kerry said.

'Nicole's at her sleepover. Kyle's out partying.'

'But I'm here,' Lauren said, sounding excited.

James looked at his sister. 'No way, you're not trained.'

'It's better if there's three of us to search,' Kerry said. 'But two is OK. I need you to bring some stuff: torches, your lock gun, your digital camera and some beer.'

'Where the h.e.l.l can I get beer at this time of night? Even if there was somewhere, I'm too young to buy it.'

'There's a few cans in the bottom of our fridge,' Kerry said. 'Sneak one out.'

'What do you need beer for, anyway?' James asked.

'James,' Kerry snapped, 'I don't have time for two hundred questions. Get the stuff, get on a bike and ride your b.u.t.t out here.'

James took down directions and ended the call.

'What's happening?' Lauren asked.

'G.o.d knows why,' James said, 'but Kerry wants to break into some food factory. She doesn't want Ewart or Zara to know what she's doing in case she's wrong about whatever it is she thinks is going on.'

He stepped into some tracksuit bottoms and trainers.

'I'll go get the beer for you,' Lauren said.

'Thanks.'

Lauren crept down to the kitchen, while James churned through the mess under his bed and got his lock gun and camera. He grabbed Kyle's camera in case they needed two and took Lauren's phone because his was flat.

Lauren came back with the cold beer.

'Thanks,' James said. 'It's gonna be well hard, sneaking my bike out of the garage without Ewart or Zara noticing.'

Lauren started putting on clothes.