Charles Lever, His Life in His Letters Volume Ii Part 13

_To Mr John Blackwood_.

"Villa MorElli, Florence, March 7, 1865.

"I answer your note at once to acknowledge your cheque. It's not necessary to tell you how I value your feeling for me, or how deeply I prize your treatment of me. Sorely as I feel the public neglect of 'Tony,' I declare I am more grieved on your account than on my own. It is in no puppyism I profess to think the book good: faults I know there are, scores of them, but there is more knowledge of men and women and better 'talk' in it, I honestly believe, than in those things which are run after and third-editioned. As to doing better--I frankly own I cannot. It is not _in_ me. I will not say I may not hit off my public better, though I'm not too confident of even _that_, but as to writing better, throwing off more original sketches of character,--better contrasts in colour or _sharper_ talkers,--don't believe it! I cannot.

"A more _ignorant_ notice than the 'Sat.u.r.day Review' I never read.

M'Caskey is no more an anachronism than myself! though perhaps the writer of the paper would say that is not taking a very strong ground.

"Why don't you like the 'Rope Trick'? It is better than most of the O'Ds. By the way, Smith only _asked_ if I would send him O'Dowderies, and I misrepresented him if I conveyed anything stronger. I was not sorry, however, at the opportunity it gave me to say--how much and how strongly--I felt that they were _yours_ so long as you cared for them.

You had been the G.o.dfather when they were christened.

"I am half disappointed we don't start B. F. next month; but you are always right,--perhaps even _that_ makes the thing harder to bear.

"'Piccadilly' is very good, very amusing; one thing is pre-eminently clear, the writer is distinctively a 'gentleman.' None but a man hourly conversant with good society could give the tone he has given to Salon Life. It has the perfume of the drawing-room throughout it all, and if any one thinks that an easy thing to do, let him try it--that's all

"What you say of 'Our Mutual Friend' I agree with thoroughly. It is very disagreeable reading, and the characters are more or less repugnant and repelling; but there are bits, one especially, in the last No., of restoring a drowned fellow to life which no man living but d.i.c.kens could have written. I only quote 'Armadale' for the sake of the Dream Theory: it is an odious story to my thinking, and I never can separate the two cousins in my head, and make an infernal confusion in consequence. How good 'Miss Marjoribanks' is--how excellent! What intense humour, what real knowledge of human nature! To my thinking she has no equal, and so think all my womanhood, who prefer her to all the story-writers, male and female.

"What you hint about a real love-story is good, but don't forget that Thackeray said, 'No old man must prate about love.' I remember the D.

of Wellington once saying to me, referring to Warren's 'Ten Thousand a-Year': 'It is not that _he never had_ ten thousand a-year, but he never knew a man who had.' As to writing about love from memory, it's like counting over the bank-notes of a bank long broken. They remind you of money, it's true, but they're only waste-paper after all."

_To Mr John Blackwood._

"Villa Morelli, _March_ 11,1865.

"I send off by book-post the O'D. proof, though I suppose, and indeed hope, you will not use them for the April No., but keep them for May.

This, not alone because it will give me more time to think of 'Sir B.'

but also, because there is just now rather a dearth of matter for what the 'Morning Post' describes as my 'Olympian plat.i.tudes.'

"'Oh dear, what a trial it is--to be kicked by a cripple.'

"I have added a few lines to complete the 'Church' O'Dowd; pray see that it is correct. I am curious to see the new vol., and to hear from you about its success.

"Do write to me--and as often as you have spare time. If we ever meet, I'll pay it all back in _talk_."

_To Mr John Blackwood._

"Croce di Malta, Spezzia, _March_ (_St Pat.'s_ Day).

"Gout, a rickety table, and four stupid Piedmontese authorities talking bad Italian and smoking 'Cavours' at my side, are not aids to polite letter-writing, and so forgive me if unusually incoherent and inexplicable.

"I came hurriedly down here to be consular, and to see poor old Mrs Somerville, who was very seriously ill. She has rallied, but it is the rally of eighty odd years. Nothing short of a Scotchwoman could have lived through her attack.

"On looking over the 'Whist' proof, there are a few changes I would suggest. I would, for instance, insert the 7 pp. copy in place of the piece marked (--). It will need your careful supervision and reading.

The other bit of a page and half copy I would insert at p. 4, after the word 'frankness.'The concluding sentence is in its due place. These bits are meant to take off the air of didactic a.s.sumption the article is tinged with, and also to dispose the reader to think I am not perfectly serious in esteeming Whist to be higher than Astronomy or the Physical Sciences.

"I have shown 'Foss' to a _very_ critical fellow here, and he says it is better in _manner_ than 'Tony.' I don't believe him, though I should like to do so.

"You shall have the proof at once. My daughter writes me that O'D. 2 has arrived and looks very nice. Tell me how subscribed! Tell me what said of it!

"Is it true you are all in a devil of a funk at a war with America?

So say the diplomats here, but they are very generally mistaken about everything except 'Quarter day.' I had Hudson to dinner on Monday, and we laughed ourselves into the gout, and had to finish the evening with hot flannels and colchic.u.m. There is not his equal in Europe. If I could only give you his talk, you'd have such a _Noctes_ as I have never read of for many a year, I a.s.sure you. I wished for you when the fun was going fast. Good Heavens! how provoking it is that such a fellow should not be commemorated. Listening to him after reading a biography is such rank bathos; and as to settling down to _write_ after him, it is like setting to work to brew small beer with one's head swimming with champagne. I hope to be back at Villa Morelli by Sunday, and to find a proof and a letter from you when I arrive.

"I shall be very glad to see Mr M. Skene when he turns up at Florence. I need not tell you that a friend of yours comes into the category of the favoured nations. My life is now, however, a very dull affair to ask any one to look at, and it is only by a real feeling of good-nature any one would endure me.

"Only think of this climate! I have had to close the jalousies to keep out the sun, and it is now positively too hot where I am writing. I could almost forgive the 'Excursionists' coming out to bask in such sunshine.

"I hear the 'M. Post' has had a long and favourable notice of 'Tony.'

Have you seen it?

"Now be sure you write to me and often. Addio.

"The American consul has just called and told me that his Government are sending a smashing squadron over here under an admiral--a sort of 'Io Triumphe' after the raising of the blockade. All the big frigates are to be included in it."

_To Mr John Blackwood._

"Villa Morelli, _March_ 30,1865.

"This is only to say how much your criticism on 'Sir B.' has pleased me, but don't believe the book is better than 'Tony'--it is not. The man who wrote the other hasn't as good in his wallet.

"I am _sure_ the _Major_ is right, and the story of being _cha.s.sed_ from Austria reads wrong; but it is not, as one might imagine, _unfounded_.

The case was Yelverton's, and present V. Admiral in the Mediterranean, and the lady an Infanta of Portugal, and it went so far that she was actually going off with him. Now, if you still think it should be cancelled, be it so. I have only recommended it to mercy, not pardoned it.

"Besides my gout I am in the midst of worries. The New Capital is playing the devil with us in increased cost of everything, and my landlord--the one honest man I used to think him in the Peninsula--has just written to apprise me that my rent is doubled. Of course I must go, but where to? that's the question. I'd cut my lucky and make towards England, but that our friends at the Carlton say, 'Hold on to Spezzia and we'll give you something when we come in.' Do you remember the German Duke who told his ragged followers they should all have shirts, for he was about to sow flax? I threw my sorrows into a doggerel epigram as I was in my bath this morning.--

"To such a pa.s.s have things now come, So high have prices risen, If Italy don't go to Rome, Then--I must go to prison.

"I find that Skene and I are old friends who have fought many a whist battle together. I wanted him to dine with me yesterday to meet Knatchbull and Labouchere, but he was lumbagoed and obliged to keep his bed: he is all right to-day, however.

"I hope to have a few days (a week) in England this spring--that is, if I keep out of jail,--but I'll let you know my plans when they are planned.

"I have not written since--better I should not--for I go about saying to myself 'D------ Morelli,' so that my family begin to tremble for my sanity."

_To Mr John Blackwood._

"Spezzia, _April_ 6, 1865.

"Your letter has just caught me here. I came down hurriedly to see if I couldn't find a 'location,' for my Florentine landlord--actuated by those pure patriotic motives which see in the change of capital the greatness of Italy and the gain of Tuscany--has put 280 odd l. on my rent! As I have been stupid enough to spend some little money in improving my garden, &c. he is wise enough to calculate that I feel reluctant to leave where I have taken root.