Camouflage Part 23

"Saves me a hundred calories," he said. "The media all think the thing's from another star. That's the easiest explanation. We're trying to come up with something less obvious."

"Like what? Secret government project?"

"Or that it's always been here. You know what h.e.l.l this has been for physicists and chemists."

"I can imagine."

He took a bite and then salted everything, as the changeling expected. "That's "That's no different whether the thing is local or from another galaxy. It means there are very basic laws we don't understand about... the nature of matter." He speared a square of sandwich and gestured with it. "It's chaos. Nothing we know is true anymore." no different whether the thing is local or from another galaxy. It means there are very basic laws we don't understand about... the nature of matter." He speared a square of sandwich and gestured with it. "It's chaos. Nothing we know is true anymore."

"Can you really say that?" the changeling said, carving its own sandwich into quarters. "Like we learned in school, Galileo's physics was an approximation of Newton's; Newton got swallowed by Einstein; then Einstein by Holling."

"Hawking, then Holling, to be technical. But this is different. It's like everything worked, down to eight decimal places, and then somebody says, 'Hold it. You forgot about magic' That's what this d.a.m.ned thing is." He laughed. "I love it! But then I'm not a physicist."

"They must be going crazy." She picked up one quarter and nibbled on it.

"You should see my e-mail. Actually, I I should see my e-mail. This indispensable woman, Mich.e.l.le, throws out nine-tenths of it before I come to work." should see my e-mail. This indispensable woman, Mich.e.l.le, throws out nine-tenths of it before I come to work."

"She knows physics?"

"Well, like you-she's an accountant with some course work in various sciences. But she reads everything, knows more about general science than I do."

"She doesn't really throw them away," the changeling asked. "You at least glance at them?"

"Oh, yeah. At least the ones that have some entertainment value- we call them the X-files. I get together with Jan, our s.p.a.ce scientist, every Friday to run through them. Kind of fun, actually." He speared another square. "Pleasant nutlike flavor."

"Did you ever get anything useful?"

"Not yet." He turned serious. "The whole game is going to change soon. We're going public with ... an aspect we've kept secret. Wish I could tell you."

The changeling was glad he couldn't. Knowing about the message gave it an edge for Mich.e.l.le's job. Those credits in Math 471 and 472, advanced statistics. "Oh, come on. Pretty please?"

He smiled. "Your womanly wiles will get you nowhere. I'll tell you on Monday, though, if you'd like to have lunch again."

"Okay. Can I bring my pal from the Weekly World News'?" Weekly World News'?"

"He might already be down at the office. We're making the announcement at nine o'clock."

"You really think you'll be free for lunch, then?"

"I'm telling you too much." He looked left and right. "That's why we chose Monday. No planes till Tuesday morning. Gives us, what, some measure of spin control."

He did look a little worried. The changeling reached over and patted his hand. "Mum's the word."

'" Mum's the word'?" He chuckled. "I haven't heard that since I was a kid."

Oops. "My mother used to say it. Where does it come from?"

"Where do any of them?" He relaxed. "How are things at the bank working out?"

"They're nice enough people," it said, quickly. "No real challenge, though. A few times a day I haul out a language to calm down a customer. Walk him through a doc.u.ment or just help with numbers. The job description said 'international relations,' and I suppose that's technically true."

"Apia's smaller than you thought it would be?"

It shrugged. "I read up on it. No real surprises ... except you guys. I expected a bigger deal."

"Well, it's only fifty people. We had a pretty low profile until a couple of weeks ago."

"Your s.p.a.ce alien. That made the front page in Honolulu. You found her?" It closed its eyes and shook its head. "Sorry. Mustn't pry."

"No; I wish we had. Love to spring that on the tabloids."

"You don't believe it's in a secret wing in the Air Force hospital in Pago Pago?"

"No, it's locked up in Roswell, New Mexico." He laughed. "Before your time." The changeling had been there twice, actually, as a juggling dwarf and an anthropology graduate student.

So Monday they were going to reveal the artifact's coded response- or at least the fact that it had responded. The changeling wondered how that would change its situation, and what it could do before then to help its chances for the job.

Russell offered a possibility. "You work tomorrow?"

"No, everybody goes to church. Except me."

"I'm off, too. You want to bike somewhere for a picnic?"

"G.o.d, I haven't ridden a bike since college. Give it a try, though. I guess I could rent one someplace."

"Oh, I have a spare." He scratched his chin. "I usually go out to Fatumes Pool or f.a.galoa Bay on Sunday, but that's a little far if you're not used to it. We ought to just tool around, see some local sights, wind up at Palolo or the project for a picnic and a swim."

"Does the reef go over that far?"

"No, it's just a white-sand swimming beach. The local kids like it. We even set out a shark barrier last week."

"You get a lot of sharks?"

"Just takes one. A big hammerhead attacked a boat in the shallows-bit a hole in the hull!-and so the family, the aiga aiga that technically owns the land the project's on, asked whether we'd cooperate in putting a barrier up to protect swimmers. Just a wide-mesh net"-he sketched a six-inch square with his fingers-"to keep out really big fish. We bought it and they provided the manpower." that technically owns the land the project's on, asked whether we'd cooperate in putting a barrier up to protect swimmers. Just a wide-mesh net"-he sketched a six-inch square with his fingers-"to keep out really big fish. We bought it and they provided the manpower."

An interesting challenge, the changeling thought. A hammerhead could pretend it was a dolphin and jump over it. "That sounds good. They have picnic tables and all?"

He nodded. "A grill. Let's be American-I know a place with fairly convincing hot dogs. I'll pick some up this afternoon and put them in the office fridge."

They made arrangements to meet at the Vaiala Beach Cottages in the morning, bring a bathing suit, and she went back to her air-conditioned bank.

As he pedaled off toward the butcher shop, Russell thought about what he was getting into. He couldn't afford an actual girlfriend; he had to be "available" for the Rae-alien's return. That was one element of their plans to trap the creature, because when it returned it was likely to repeat the previous strategy, and try to seduce Russell. Or maybe Jack or Jan. Anybody new who came into their lives would have to pa.s.s the DNA test.

He toyed with the idea of arguing to the others that maybe the alien had figured out a way to manufacture DNA, so he should continue to pursue Sharon even though she'd pa.s.sed the test-all in the name of science, of course.

-45-.

Apia, Samoa, July 2021

Russell knew he wasn't the only one in pa.s.sionate pursuit of the alien. But he didn't know that his compet.i.tion was more formidable than the CIA agents who were just now becoming interested in Sharon.

The chameleon had been in and out of Apia ever since he knew they had a vehicle from another planet. If there was anybody else like him on Earth, he would be drawn here, too.

The changeling also had spent much of its human life looking for another changeling. It saw the meeting as a kind of reunion- "together again for the first time." They could sit down and talk, and perhaps together solve the mystery of their origin.

The chameleon, on the other hand, was not interested in mysteries. He was interested in eliminating compet.i.tion.

He wasn't stupid. Over the millennia he had often attained his culture's highest degree of education. He knew that his desire to destroy the compet.i.tion was not rational. But it was programmed into every cell of his body; it was what he had instead of the urge to reproduce. And s.e.xual desire was a pale flame beside his pa.s.sion to destroy, to protect himself.

On his own terms it was easy to rationalize: if the creature was like him, their first meeting would be short and brutal. Best strike first. No human could kill him, but no human knew how profoundly damaged he would have to be in order to actually die.

He did know and had to presume his compet.i.tor would as well.

-46-.

Apia, Samoa, 24 July 2021

The changeling regretted the impulse that had made it say it hadn't ridden a bike in years. It had been riding since before Russell was born, and simulating clumsiness on a single-speed Schwinn was an Oscar-level performance.

"How you doing up there?" She was leading them up Logan Road, not too hilly and no traffic, Sunday morning.

"I'm getting the hang of it." She stood up to crest the hills, and felt the gentle pressure of eyetracks on her b.u.t.t. Maybe it shouldn't have worn the form-fitting jogging outfit, which got some disapproving stares from people on their way to church. But it certainly kept Russell's attention.

"All downhill from here. Just keep bearing to your left."

"Yeah, I've run this way. The project's down after the second light, V-something Road."

"Vaiala-vini. We'll make you a Samoan yet."

"As long as I don't have to like breadfruit."

"Fuata. We'll start out with hot dogs and move our way down the food chain. After turkey tails and mutton flaps, you'll be begging for We'll start out with hot dogs and move our way down the food chain. After turkey tails and mutton flaps, you'll be begging for fuata." fuata."

"Oh, I've got a freezer full of turkey tails. Deep-fried, you can't beat 'em." They laughed together, but there was an edge to it. They both knew the Samoan diet had been transformed by Western intrusion, all for the worse. Turkey tails and Big Macs, mutton flaps and corned beef-there weren't many natives over thirty who were lean and heart-healthy.

Russell waved at the guard as they went through the project gate. They dropped the bikes, no locks, in front of the main building, and raided his office fridge for hot dogs and beer, and put them in a foam cooler. He found charcoal in a utility locker and went out to start the fire while Sharon changed.

She studied her body in the ladies' room mirror and made a few minor adjustments here and there. She knew she had Russell hooked. The question was whether to reel him in. It might be better to play a waiting game, and let Mich.e.l.le get closer to delivery.

Or maybe force the issue. Get Russ in bed, and see what comes up.

It was a nice bright red thong bikini. The changeling pulled out a few pinches of excess pubic hair and ate them. It arranged the top so it just showed the wing tips of the hummingbird tattoo. It slightly deepened its lumbar dimples, a feature she remembered Russell noticing in her Rae incarnation.

It closed in for the kill, first wrapping a lavalava around its waist. It could wear the revealing suit as long as at least its toes were in the water, but Samoans weren't happy about insensitive tourists flaunting their charms on the way there.

Russell was wearing the same blue-jean cutoffs he'd bicycled in, changing it into a swimsuit by taking off his shirt and shoes. The changeling smiled at his familiar body, a little pudgy in spite of athletic legs and arms, skin almost milk white-he never went out into the sun without total sunblock; both his parents had had skin cancer. His body hair was a silky down of black and white mixed, no gray, and his only tattoo, not visible now, was a small do not open till Christmas tag attached to a big scar he'd gotten from an emergency appendectomy by a village doctor in the Cook Islands. How many other women had giggled at that the first time he undressed in front of them?

He noticed her own tattoo immediately. "Bird?"

"Hummingbird." She pulled the top of her bra down almost to the aureole. Her b.r.e.a.s.t.s were small, which he liked.

"Very nice." He smiled and turned his attention back to the grill, splashing the charcoal with 100 percent isopropyl alcohol from a lab bottle. He snapped a sparker at it and it ignited with a blue puff.

"How much longer?" the changeling said. "I'm famished."

"At least twenty minutes." He gestured at the small cooler on the picnic table. "Beer? Or swim."

"Swim first. I'm all sticky." She turned her back toward him to step out of the lavalava, which under other circ.u.mstances might have been a modest posture. She s.n.a.t.c.hed her face mask, fins, and mouthgill off the table and ran for the water. "Last one in has to cook the hot dogs." He stood and watched her run, with a growing smile. Then he jogged after her. She was already sitting in the shallows, only her head showing, when he splashed in.

"Oh well. I was going to cook them anyway."

She got the fins on, then spit into her mask and rubbed the saliva around. "Any reefs out here?"

"None close in. Some outside the shark net."

"Want to live dangerously?"

"Sure. I always wanted to see a fourteen-foot hammerhead up close."

I was only nine feet. "That's what bit the boat?" "That's what bit the boat?"

"Not to worry. They harpooned it and shot it in shallow water. It attacked out of pain and confusion, most likely." He splashed water in his mask. "I've seen lots of sharks and never had a problem."

"Me, too. Maybe we never met a really hungry one."

"Maybe." He pointed. "There's some reef out that way. I'll hold up the net and you can swim under."

"Okay." They bit down on their mouthgills, and swam the hundred yards out to the net. They wriggled under it without any problem and proceeded out to the reef, the changeling naturally taking Russell's hand when it was offered. They swam in easy unison, moving fast with powerful surges from the fins.

The reef wasn't too impressive, compared to the dramatic one past the giant clam farm at Palolo, but it did have lots of brightly colored fish and a small moray eel, watching their intrusion with its customary sour expression. Russell found an octopus the size of his hand, and they pa.s.sed it back and forth until it tired of the game and shot away.

Russ pantomimed eating and Sharon nodded. They headed back to the net, with a short detour to chase after a medium-sized ray, hand in hand.

"That was nice," the changeling said, taking off her fins in knee-deep water, quite aware that when the suit was wet it left nothing to the imagination. "Especially the octopus."

"That was lucky. 'The soft intelligence,' someone called them."