Blue Heron: The Perfect Match Part 4

Dana paused, squeezing Brogan's hand. "Anyway, Honor, I know it's a little weird, since you guys hooked up once in a while..." She smiled at Honor, a bright, movie-star smile. "But as you told me, that was done, and we hope you'll be happy for us."

All this first-person plural. Us. We. Our. What the h.e.l.l was that about? No, seriously. What the ffffff-no, no, Honor wasn't the type to swear, but really, what the ffff-ungus was that about?

"Excuse me?" Honor said, and her heart beat so fast that she honestly felt like she might faint. "You're getting married?"

Brogan stopped talking. His face began to register something was off. "Uh, yeah."

Dana reached over and squeezed her hand. "Maid of honor? What do you say?"

Right. Because if she asked Honor to be in the wedding, then clearly Dana was a wonderful friend. Clearly it wasn't a case of swooping in and stealing-okay, not stealing, but definitely swooping-and taking Brogan. Brogan, of all people!

And why not? Brogan was handsome and nice and wealthy and glamorous, and Dana was a shark. Honor had seen it before, little flashes of those lethal rows of teeth, but man-oh-man-alive, she never thought Dana would turn on her.

Breathing. Right. Had to do that to stay alive. Honor sucked in a fast, hard breath, then another.

Brogan was now looking downright concerned. "On?"

She dragged her gaze from Dana's face to his. "It's Honor."

He blinked those ridiculous (now that she thought of it) turquoise eyes. "Uh, Honor, you're okay with this, right? I mean, we were never..." He winced. "I thought..."

"Honor? You're not upset, are you?" Dana asked. "I mean, you and Brogan were never more than a friendly fu-"

That was when the wine appeared on Dana's yellow shirt, right splat on her chest, some beads of red rolling into her exposed cleavage. Dana's mouth opened and closed like a trout pulled out of the water, and Honor realized her gla.s.s was empty.

"Holy c.r.a.p, Honor!" Dana shrieked, jolting backward in her chair. "What the h.e.l.l?"

Honor stood up, her legs shaking with shock and-and-and something she wasn't used to feeling, but it seemed to be fury.

Dana stood, too, mouth hanging open in outrage as she stared down at her shirt. She looked up. "You b.i.t.c.h!" she said.

Honor shoved her. Not hard, but still. She wasn't proud of it, didn't plan it, but there wasn't really much time to think, because Dana shoved back, much harder, and Honor staggered a little, b.u.mping into her chair, and then Dana shoved her again, and she could smell the wine and "Sweet Home Alabama" was playing on the jukebox, and then they were falling, and there was some grappling, and Honor's head jerked and a sudden pain lanced through her scalp-for the love of G.o.d, Dana was pulling her hair and it hurt, and she grabbed some of Dana's adorable, silky hair (which smelled like coconut, very nice) and gave that a tug, and a chair fell on top of them, and time was weird, it was so slow and so fast at the same time, and then Brogan was hauling Dana off her. "Honor, what are you doing?" Brogan asked, and Honor scrabbled up, too (hopefully not flashing anyone), then there was a crack and Honor's face stung.

Her best friend had just slapped her.

Honor's breath came in short gasps. A c.o.c.ktail napkin was stuck to her left breast. She pulled it off and set it on the table.

Oh, G.o.d.

The bar was silent.

"Honor." Jack, her big brother, and who said they were never around when you needed them? "Are you okay?" he asked.

She swallowed. "Peachy." Her face hurt. The spot Dana slapped throbbed.

Brogan looked absolutely bewildered. "Honor," he said. "I-I thought...I didn't realize..."

"No? Well, then, you're stupider than I thought." Her voice was cool, despite the fact that she was shaking violently.

"Let's get out of here," her brother said, and she loved him so much right then.

"I can't believe it!" someone barked from the bar, breaking the silence. Lorena Creech, the biggest mouth in town. "Honor Holland in a catfight! Wowzers!"

"Come on," Jack muttered. "I'll drive you home."

But Honor just stood there another minute, unable to take her eyes off of Dana. Her friend. The one who watched movies with her on Sat.u.r.day nights when neither of them had a date, who confided in her, laughed with her, didn't seem to mind that she was maybe a little quiet, a little predictable. The one who'd told her to go for it, propose to Brogan...the one who'd handed her tissues after he said no.

The one who'd had a strange look on her face when she answered the door that night, and now Honor recognized what that expression had been: triumph.

The one who was wearing the same engagement ring Honor had admired.

In Dana's eyes was a dark gleam of satisfaction.

"I'll drive myself," Honor said, finally looking at her brother. "Thanks, anyway, Jack." She straightened her sweater, took her purse from the back of the chair.

Over the back of Dana's chair, she noted, was a Burberry raincoat. Honor's raincoat.

She turned and headed through the still-silent bar. It was an awfully long way.

A man she didn't know slid off a bar stool and went to the door ahead of her, weaving a bit, she noted distantly. "Thanks for that," he said, the origin of the British accent she'd heard earlier. "You don't get to see enough girl fights these days."

"Shut up," she muttered, not looking him in the eye.

He toasted her with his gla.s.s and held the door open, and the cool, damp air soothed her burning face.

TWO HOURS LATER, with Spike curled under her chin and snoring slightly, Honor made a resolution (and a list).

No more catfights in bars.

No more letting the old imagination fly away like a rabid bat, inventing scenarios that clearly weren't going to play out.

Work less and play more (find ways to play ASAP; maybe hire someone?).

A relationship, and p.r.o.nto.

A baby. Soon.

Time to get a life, in other words.

Time to take action.

CHAPTER THREE.

THERE WAS LITTLE Honor dreaded more than Family Meetings. In the past, subjects covered included Jack's divorce, the care and feeding of Goggy and Pops, Faith's wedding(s) and Dad's terrifying girlfriend of last year.

Tonight, for the first time ever, the Family Meeting was about her.

In the three days since the catfight, Honor had done a lot of thinking. She'd always been the good one, not that her siblings were bad people. No, they were just more colorful. She was like that other kid in the story of the Prodigal Son. The one who never screwed up, who did his job.

And look where that had gotten her. Thirty-five, aging eggs, no man in her life, totally gobsmacked by her best friend, not to mention completely idiotic where Brogan was concerned. She lived with her father in her childhood home and worked a bazillion hours a week. For fun, she watched shows about tumor removal or the guy who had a foot growing out of his rib cage, courtesy of a malformed twin.

Her entire family had heard about the fight. She'd told her dad and Mrs. Johnson the morning after, not wanting them to hear it from anywhere else, and Dad had looked like someone had just eaten a live kitten while Mrs. J. muttered darkly and slammed the fridge. Faith came over and had been quite sympathetic, reminding Honor of her own public scene a few years ago, and leaving two cartons of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer.

The family meeting would be more of the same.

Her in-box chimed.

To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Hey Hi, Honor. Don't know if you got my call the other day.

Oh, she had. She'd just opted not to return it.

You might be avoiding me.

Why, the man was a genius!

So here's the thing. I'm so, so sorry, Honor. I really never meant for you to feel bad in any way, honest to G.o.d. When we talked a couple of months ago about getting married, I was sure you were cool with that. And then this thing with Dana... We both weren't sure how to tell you about it, exactly, but we figured once you heard, you'd be happy about it.

She heard an unpleasant sound. Ah. Her teeth, grinding. Brogan. Was. Sostupid.

And obviously, that was really stupid.

Her jaw unlocked. Whatever else, Brogan always did have a way of reading her mind.

I feel like utter c.r.a.p that I misread the situation so completely. Your friendship is incredibly important to me. You're the only one I've kept in touch with since elementary school, you know? I'd kill to know that you and I can still be friends. If not, I understand. I'd be really sad, but I'd understand.

Hope you're okay. Miss you.

Brogan "Yeah, you should miss me," she said, but her voice was shaking. Because let's not fool ourselves here. She was going to forgive him. Even now, her heart felt floppy and huge in her chest.

Ah, dang it. That was the thing with Brogan. He never meant any harm. He wasn't the type. With a sigh that made Spike yawn in sympathy, she started typing. May as well get it over.

To: [email protected] From: Subject: Re: Hey Hey, you! Of course we're still friends. Don't be silly. I'm really embarra.s.sed at how I acted, that's all. But I'm fine. It was surprising, that's all, and I guess -here her typing slowed- I had more invested in the idea of us than I realized.

A horrible thought occurred to her. That since the catfight, Dana had told Brogan about how wretched she'd been after the failed proposal. That he knew how much she loved him. But no. Dana wouldn't do that. It would make Dana look bad if she admitted she knew how Honor felt.

But I do realize that "us" was just an idea and not anything more than two old friends hooking up once in a while.

Oh, h.e.l.l, that wasn't true. It felt horrible to be throwing her heart under the bus this way.

Anyway, I'm mostly just embarra.s.sed. Not sure if you know this about me, but I generally don't fight in bars. :) Reduced to emoticons. She sighed, feeling her throat tighten.

You're special to me, too, Brogan, and I'm glad you're happy.

The eggs rolled their cataract-riddled eyes.

Please don't give my girls-gone-wild moment another thought. In fact, I'd really appreciate it if we never talked about it again. :) I've got a crammed schedule for the next two weeks -lying- but maybe we can get together after that, okay? Take care.

Honor It was better than the truth. I love you. I've spent two months trying to talk myself out of loving you. How could you not know? Even if you really didn't see how I felt, Brogan, because you're an obtuse male, Dana did, so now my best friend has stabbed me in the heart, and you're marrying her.

Last night, Honor had stayed up till 3:00 a.m., looking up the the term toxic friendship on Google and reading every article she could find on it.

Dana had a whole lotta exbest friends. Honor had been treated to many a story about them, from Dana's sister to her neighbor to her high school BFF. And while Honor recognized that Dana was temperamental and tended to see things in black-and-white, she always thought she could handle it. In the five years that they'd been friends, a few people had said something to Honor about Dana-Gerard Chartier from the firehouse commented once that he thought Honor could do better in the friend department than Dana, and Mrs. Johnson had said she didn't trust her (but then again, Mrs. J. didn't trust too many people).

Nope, Honor thought she could handle Dana's big personality. And why would Dana fall out with her, after all? She was a great friend-available, sympathetic, a great listener. Their friendship was different. Honor would be exempt from the dramatics Dana described with such gusto.

Stupid. Apparently, she had no clue about women. Or men, for that matter.

But you know what? The days of ignoring red flags and waiting around for stuff to happen...those days were over.

"Hi, sweetheart," Dad said at her door at six o'clock sharp. His gentle eyes were worried. "Everyone's here."

"Your father and I don't want you to feel self-conscious," Mrs. Johnson said, worming past Dad to administer simultaneous pats and scowls. "It's just that we're all very concerned about you, child. Very concerned. Deeply concerned."

"Thanks." Honor forced a smile and followed them to the tasting room. It was really the only comfortable place on the vineyard where everyone could sit. Downstairs, a long, U-shaped bar dominated the room, but upstairs, there was a private tasting room for special events-one of Honor's ideas. That area was like a giant living room, complete with leather couches, a stone fireplace and a smaller bar along one wall. The post-and-beam ceiling was exposed; an old Oriental carpet covered much of the wide-planked floor.

Everyone was there, and heck, there were just too many people in this family. There were times when being an orphan held great appeal. David Copperfield never had to go to a family meeting, did he? Nor did Oliver Twist.

"Thanks for coming," Honor said to the room at large.

"A catfight?" Goggy blurted. "In a bar? Over a man?"

"I just wish I'd been there," Pops said, winking at Honor. "You won, I hope."

"It's not funny!" huffed Goggy. "Since when do my grandchildren fight in bars? I mean, I'd expect that of you, Prudence, but Honor?"

"Why would you expect that of me?" Pru said. "Have I ever been in a fight? No. I haven't."

"Well, I could picture it," Goggy said. "Though with Carl, not another woman."

Honor suppressed a sigh. Pru was colorful, Faith had the looks, Jack was the perfect son...Honor was what, then?

The boring one.

Which was going to change. Yes.

"Honor definitely won," Jack said. "You'd all be proud."

"I never really warmed up to that woman," Pru said. "Though she does have great hair."

"Pa.s.s me the cheese," Pops ordered.