Billy Povich: Loot The Moon Part 10

Smells like guilt.

Stu waited, listened, and heard a soft sniffling. So he cries. Stu had not cried much since that first night, right after the crash. Mostly they kept him too stoned to cry. His parents never cried in his presence. The nurses were too professional to cry. Stu was pleased to hear that somebody could cry over what had happened.

"Its okay, Brock," Billy Povich said, tenderly.

"Yes, dear," the woman agreed. "Its all right."

Stu heard what sounded like a hand rubbing a shoulder; such a comforting sound. Suddenly, with a burst of imaginary yellow inside his eyelids, Stu Tracy realized he was the most powerful person in the room.

He cannot help me, but I can help him. The blind and broken man in the bed discovered an almost Christlike power to cure another mans psyche. Speak the words and he shall be healed ... .

Stu mustered depth in his voice and said into the darkness: "There was nothing more you could have done. Nothing more either of us could have done. I dont blame you."

The sniffle erupted into a heavy sob.

"Oh, honey," the woman said softly.

Heavy footsteps pounded out of the room.

"Be free!" Stu called after him. He felt like a healer.

thirteen.

Like an errant shotgun blast, a swarm of green flies blew from the trash bin when Scratch threw open the lid. The stench of garbage had hints of onion peel and coffee grounds.

He scanned the restaurant parking lot for people, saw n.o.body, tightened his insides against a gag reflex, and then boosted himself over the lip, into the bin. He landed with a crunch on plastic garbage bags, knee-deep in trash, and sent up another cloud of flies that buzzed in chaos and bounced off his skin.

"G.o.dd.a.m.n stupid flies," he muttered to himself, flailing hopelessly at the insects.

His inner pessimist mocked him. Yeah, who would have expected flies in a Dumpster? Normally theyre full of rose petals.

Anybody who thinks the poor are n.o.ble should hang with me for a day, Scratch thought.

He breathed through his mouth and poked around with his foot. The better the restaurant, the more disgusting the trash bin. Why was that? Were better establishments more likely to pitch rotten meat and brown lettuce in the trash? Did that mean inferior places put bad meat on the menu? He shuddered. That was far enough with that line of logic. This Dumpster, painted a lovely forest green, and belonging to one of the best restaurants in Providence, was perhaps the most putrid Scratch had ever entered. He did not think about germs. He had lived long enough in squalor to tune his immune system into top fighting shape. And the puncture wound through his sore left arm had been slathered with Neosporin ointment and bandaged under his sleeve with athletic tape.

He rested his elbow on the steel side of the Dumpster. Could this steel stop a bullet? It would stop an ice pick, for sure. Was he crazy for thinking this? Doesnt matter, answered his inner pessimist. That puncture wound is probably going gangrene.

The money he had carried the night he was attacked had not lasted long at a no-tell motel near the airport. Scratch was afraid to tend bar to earn more, and terrified to go home to collect his boosted loot to sell for cash.

To survive, he had to steal.

Though he preferred to call what he did swindling.

In Scratchs gerrymandered morality, anyone dumb enough to fall for a street scam deserved what he got. He had made a little dough with some three-card monty, but that was a minimum-wage hustle, especially while working without a partner whom the dealer can allow to win a few hands, to set up the marks.

He had not given up trying to figure out who had attacked him. His minds eye saw an image of a possible suspect: the manager of the Greek restaurant where Scratch and his old roommate had pulled the ukulele scam. Scratch smiled at the memory. That had been the smoothest job. Scratch and Adam had bought a beat-up ukulele at a junk store for twenty bucks. Scratch carried the instrument into a cla.s.sy restaurant, devoured a lavish sixty-dollar lunch, and then claimed to have forgotten his wallet. When the owner demanded his money, Scratch offered to leave the ukulele for collateral while he went home for his credit card.

Thats where Adam took over the scam. While Scratch was out of the restaurant, Adam came in, fawned over the ukulele, claimed it was some rare antique, and offered the restaurateur six hundred dollars for it. He promised to get a bank check, and left.

When Scratch returned, the sly restaurateur casually offered to buy the instrument. They negotiated three hundred dollars, plus the lunch. Scratch had insisted on cash.

Now Scratch realized how much he missed having a partner.

Adam Rackers had been the best wingman Scratch could have asked for. What the h.e.l.l happened to you, man? Why Adam had freaked out and killed a judge in cold blood, Scratch could not imagine. He had learned of the crime from a newspaper headline, and read the details through the s.p.a.ces between his fingers as he hid behind his hands. For days, Scratch lived in fear the police would learn that Adam had been crashing at Scratchs apartment.

But no cop ever knocked.

How Adam ended up at the judges house was a mystery to Scratch. Adam had been a competent B and E man, nimble in tight s.p.a.ces, a daring climber, and good with locks-they had just finished together a successful spree of nighttime burglaries of Providence town houses. But Adam had never mentioned a job in Charlestown. They had never worked that far from the city.

Scratchs foot finally clinked on gla.s.s at the bottom of the Dumpster. He tore open a trash bag and discovered a dozen empty champagne bottles and a handful of corks.

Where was a wine steward when you needed one?

The Krug was probably the most expensive of the lot. Too pricey for his needs. Ooh, he saw that some prosperous gentleman had tried the Pol Roger Brut, the lucky b.a.s.t.a.r.d. Scratch squinted into the bottle as he would into a microscope, saw a tablespoon of champagne on the bottom rim, and would have sucked it down, if not for the surroundings. But such uncommonly good champagne had too uncommon a name, and he tossed the bottle aside. He settled on an empty container of Dom Perignon, with its familiar shieldlike label. When in doubt, stick to the cla.s.sics. He took the bottle, pocketed one cork, and heaved himself out of the bin.

No stains on his clothing, he was pleased to see. He walked hurriedly with the bottle, letting the wind he created brush the garbage smell from his body. His arm throbbed, and he sighed. Being homeless, hiding in motels, swindling all day-it was too much work. He couldnt do this forever.

Eventually, he would have to find the courage to go back to his apartment.

Maybe then buy a dog. Or a machine gun. Or enroll in ninja school.

In a minimall convenience store, Scratch invested ninety-nine cents on a liter of diet ginger ale-he detested the diet-soda aftertaste, but this bottle wasnt for drinking, so what did it matter?-and then he ducked around the back of the mall. He slowly filled the empty champagne bottle with ginger ale, then trimmed the swollen cork with his penknife until he could force it back down the bottleneck with a few blows from his palm.

With his prop under his arm, he walked back to the sidewalk and felt the music of the moment.

Im singing in my brain.

Just singing in my brain ...

He walked briskly and scanned for a well-dressed person who was not paying close attention.

He pa.s.sed on an earthy-crunchy woman watching her feet, and an artsy kid in dark gla.s.ses. Then he found the perfect partner to this scam: Ladies and gentlemen, this afternoons mark will be played by that doughy gentleman in the pin-striped suit who is hurrying along and barking into a cell phone.

Scratch walked square into the man.

The bottle dropped and blew apart on the sidewalk.

"Oh G.o.d, no!" Scratch howled. He stared at the broken gla.s.s and liquid fizz. He clutched his own head in horror. "What have you done?"

The man froze in place. His eyes grew with alarm. He said into the phone, "Ill call you back," and then folded the clamsh.e.l.l device and slipped it into his pocket. A growing puddle approached his feet. He stepped back from it.

"You walked into me," the man said, diagramming the collision in the air with his hands.

Scratch squatted beside the broken gla.s.s, and lifted the piece with the label attached. "Its our anniversary," he said, sounding sad and detached. "I dont have a hundred dollars for another bottle."

"Get her something else," the man offered, gruff. "Flowers."

The scene had attracted a handful of people, curious how it might turn out. Profanity? Violence? Fellowship? Anything was possible.

"Our five-year anniversary," said Scratch.

"Youre the klutz. Whered you learn to walk?"

"Five years ago on this date," Scratch said, softly, strangling his inner pessimist, willing himself to believe, and summoning true tears, "the love of my life gave me one of her kidneys."

The crowd said, "Awwwww."

"Oh, what a f.u.c.king fine day this has been," the man growled. He reached for his wallet. "Ill split it with you."

fourteen.

The dead do not complain. But who says they dont expect good service?

"Thanks, mate," Billy said.

He ended his long-distance interview with a retired Australian sportswriter, hung up the phone, and smiled over his notes. His customer would have appreciated Billys work, near the end of his long night shift on the obituary desk. Earlier in the evening, a funeral home had faxed an obituary that contained a mystery. Billy Povich had just solved it for his readers, and for his customer-the late Robert Hoover.

Mr. Hoover had died at ninety-four, though his mind had drifted through dementia for a decade.

At the nursing home, he had liked to be called "Three-Fists." Wouldnt answer to anything else, according to the slim set of facts the funeral director had gathered for the obit. Mr. Hoover had no family. No one to give answers. No one to provide a biography.

Obituaries with no sense of story, no reflection of the life they represented, were like tombstones with no name.

Here Lies Whatshisface.

They were disrespectful to the customer.

A global search of newspaper archives, a little informed guesswork by Billy, and a transworld telephone interview had uncovered the mystery. Billy typed: PROVIDENCE-Robert K. Hoover, 94, of the Blessed Angel Nursing Facility, died yesterday at home. In his youth, Mr. Hoover had been well known in his native Australia as "Bobby Three-Fists," the teenage bare-knuckle boxing champion of Melbourne, who hit so fast that one of his dazed opponents swore he had an extra fist.

He added quotes and some history from his interview, finished the obituary with funeral information, and filed it electronically for the editors to lay out in the morning.

Then Billy leaned back in his chair, thumped his feet upon the desk, and waited for that glow of satisfaction for having done his job well. He waited ... waited ... waited ... eh, maybe he was tired. The Doomsday Clock on the wall said six minutes to midnight, but that was what it always said; it hadnt worked in decades. Billys desk clock said 2:20 a.m. Ten minutes to quitting time. He rubbed his eyes and stared at the giant wall clock, some six feet across. The newsroom annex where Billy worked had originally been a train depot. The soaring s.p.a.ce had been divided into two floors, wired for fluorescent lights, and crudely painted a two-toned dirty yellow and avocado. n.o.body else was there this late into the night. The s.p.a.ce reminded Billy of a worn-out office of some forgotten part of government, maybe a wastewater treatment plant on the far edge of nowhere. The giant clock face, with black iron hands and Roman numerals, reminded Billy of the Doomsday Clock invented by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists to symbolize mankinds flirtation with nuclear disaster. At one time, Billy thought the clock had come to symbolize his own crisis over his ex-wifes death. Now, it reminded him of his father, and the choice they would make together. Should the old man continue his treatment? Or stop running from Doomsday?

The fax machine beeped and hissed and clacked out another obituary. Billy frowned at his desk clock. What undertaker would be sending obits this late at night? Billy scooped the sheet off the machine ... . If it needed a lot of reporting he would have to hold it for tomorrow ... .

Reading the first line, Billy felt himself flush.

His heart beat heavy in his ear, struggling to pump, as if his blood had suddenly thickened.

PROVIDENCE-William R. "Billy" Povich, 40, of the Armory Neighborhood, is going to die tonight.

Violently.

For sticking his nose into somebody elses bizzness. It aint personal. Its just the way things are.

Good-bye, Povich.

At that instant, a fist pounded the door three times.

Billy jumped, stumbled, knocked over his chair. He stuffed the paper in his pocket and dove behind a desk.

Who the f.u.c.k is that?

The fist banged three more times on the gla.s.s door. Not as a plea: the knock was a demand-open up, it commanded. Billy lay on his belly, panting, staring at a wasteland of flotsam under his desk: paper clips and pen caps, cracker crumbs and bottle caps. A mousetrap set by the cleaning staff waited under the desk, c.o.c.ked but unbaited; some quick-witted mouse had already Indiana Jonesed the cheddar off the trigger. Billy could use some of that nimbleness at the moment, he thought.

BANG.

BANG.

BANG.

No longer a commandment; that was a threat. Open this door or I break it down.

Billy lifted his head and peeked at the door. A lone figure bundled in a long dark coat stood at the second-floor landing. He had come up the outside staircase. Had taken the chance that somebody on the street might see him. The newspapers annex was tucked against a highway overpa.s.s. The outside stairs, added after the building had been converted to offices, were shrouded in shadow at this time of night, but they faced the street.

G.o.dd.a.m.n it, whose bizzness did I stick my nose into?

How was Billy supposed to talk his way out of this if he didnt know whom he had offended? He browsed a list of bookies and sharks in his mind. Who do I owe? Who did I screw?

Nothing came to mind.

Well, nothing recent.

The figure leaned against the gla.s.s and became a dark blur. The visitor changed tactics, and knocked lightly five times with just one knuckle. The hair on the back of Billys neck rose and fell like sea gra.s.s in an underwater current.

Legbreakers looking to collect a debt knocked hard.

Killers knock softly.