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"The breed has evolved-well, not evolved evolved, since evolution doesn't exist, but-you know, changed."

"Magdalena, Magdalena, whatever am I going to do with you? Your apple not only stayed close to the tree, but it's still firmly attached."

"Meaning?"

"I am merely observing that you choose to ignore scientific evidence so that you can cling to your literal interpretation of some three-thousand-year-old doc.u.ments that were meant for another people living in another time." He said it without pausing. Surely it was a remarkable feat for an octogenarian, and would have been quite impossible had he been president.

"Doc, I'm not going to argue theology with you."



"Because you'd lose?"

"Because you're wrong, and I'm right."

He grinned. "I still say we'd make a mighty fine couple. I'd be the spit, and you'd be the fire. If you ever decide to ditch that young whippersnapper of yours-"

"It's never going to happen. But anyway, Doc, you're impressed with the cows, huh?" Good news can never be repeated too many times.

"They're all exceptional, but . . ." He sucked air sharply through his teeth.

"But what?"

"I've been thinking about one of them. Something's not quite right. Do you mind if I have another look?" My cow-proud heart sank. "It isn't one of mine, is it?"

"No, of course not."

"Which one is it?" Before Doc could answer, I heard a howl call my name.

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6.

"Ma-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahm!" Alison howled again.

I turned to see my pseudo-stepdaughter stomping up the driveway, her arms crossed in front of her chest, her eyes flashing.

"Later," I said to Doc. I prayed silently for patience, and if I was not to be given that, then a painless and temporary case of lockjaw. Having delivered up my requests, I braced to face her wrath. (A mother-especially a pseudo-stepmother-doesn't have to do anything wrong to be wrong.) Alison galloped the remaining distance. They were her legs, of course, but disproportionately long like a colt's. I couldn't help but marvel at how much she'd grown in the past year.

"Mom! Where were ya?"

"Right here. Where did you look?"

"Nowhere. Didn't ya see me just come over from across the road?"

"I saw you coming up the drive. What happened?"

"She happened, that's what."

"She who? Your Auntie Susannah?"

"What? Nah, Auntie Susannah's cool. It's her I can't stand."

"Cousin Barbara?"

"Mom!"

I racked my brain for whoever else might be staying across the road at the family compound. The only other females were the babies-bingo! Toddlers and teenagers don't always mix, especially when the former get their sticky hands on the latter's stuff.

"Which one was it? It wasn't little Magdalena, was it? Sweetie, they're only two years-"

"I'm talking about Grandma Ida! Only she ain't my real grandma, so I ain't gonna call her that no more. Even if ya try and make me. You ain't gonna, are ya?"

Oh, what music to my sinful ears. Much to my annoyance, Alison had taken to Gabriel's mother like ticks to a deer. You would have thought that interfering little woman had hung the moon, for crying out loud. Of course it wasn't Alison's fault, seeing as how she was starved for affection; so it was clearly Ida's fault. And how terribly selfish it was for Ida to encourage this behavior, because she already had a child and- "Mom, are ya even listening?"

"Of course I am, dear. Prattle on."

"So then she says that I gotta brush my teeth three times a day, instead of the two times ya make me do it, and that if I don't, I can't watch no TV."

"She lets you watch TV?" I don't even own a set, much less allow Alison to watch it-although I'm not so stupid as to think that Alison doesn't watch it when she's on sleepovers, wherever they might take place. From a practical standpoint, I know that Alison is growing up in a world dominated by television, and that there is nothing I can do to change this. I do not, however, have to be part of the problem.

"Mom, I wanna move back in here."

"But then you won't get to watch any television."

"That's okay. I'd rather read anyway."

I clasped the child of my heart to my heart. "I love you," I whispered into her hair.

"Yuck, Mom, don't get gross."

I'd seldom been happier.

Freni outdid herself in the kitchen that night: roast beef, mashed potatoes, pan gravy, green beans with bacon, baby peas with pearl onions, b.u.t.tered corn, wilted endive salad, Jell-O salad with canned fruit, watermelon pickles, homemade chow-chow, homemade rolls, b.u.t.ter and homemade gooseberry jam, and, for dessert, freshly churned vanilla ice cream served with warm peach cobbler.

Human nature being what it is, it never surprises me when guests don't appreciate Freni's culinary skills, or lack even the manners of a drunken orangutan. But whether they're crude, or just plain rude, the one thing my guests must do is dress neatly for dinner and sit at their a.s.signed places around my ma.s.sive table. This table, by the way, was made by my ancestor Jacob the Strong, and it is the only thing to survive when my inn was demolished by a tornado some years back. At any rate, my place is at the head of the table, facing the kitchen, where I preside like a benevolent dictator-unless my guests misbehave. When that happens, my goodwill can dissolve just as quickly as a campaign promise.

Because this is my establishment, I insist on saying grace before meals. Lately, however, in an effort to be inclusive, I have asked for volunteers-just as long as their version of grace is directed to the one true G.o.d, and doesn't involve statues of any kind. I must admit that I am particularly pleased when Episcopalians and Roman Catholics volunteer to pray, since I know that their efforts will be brief, and thus the food will not get cold.

There are times when I can't get volunteers, but on this occasion, no sooner had I made the offer than Harmon Dorfman plunged right in. While it was immediately apparent that the beefy farmer from North Dakota was a Protestant of some sort, it eventually became clear that he didn't know when to quit. After thanking the Good Lord for the food, he went on to ask for fair weather during the forthcoming compet.i.tion, rain for the crops back home, peace and prosperity for those countries that deserved it (he named fourteen), cures for every disease imaginable (I lost count after twenty-six), immediate relief for Aunt Harriet's lumbago and Uncle Marty's shingles, funds for a new irrigation system . . .

"Amen," I said gently.

". . . and Thou knowest Stanley Dillbaker needs a new combine . . ."

"Amen."

". . . and we just thank you Lord for your tender mercies . . ."

"Let's hope the roast is still tender. Amen."

". . . and soften the hearts, Lord, of those who wouldst . . ."

"Amen," I growled. "Oops-sorry, Lord."

There was a smattering of applause, mostly from Alison. Vance Brown immediately lunged for the mashed potatoes, while Harry Dorfman practically threw himself on the meat. You would have thought Harry would be used to long prayers-then again, maybe he was.

"Miss Yoder," Jane Pearlmutter muttered, "you don't have to be so mean."

"What was that, dear?"

"If you didn't want him to take forever, you shouldn't have asked him in the first place."

"Point well taken." I turned to her handsome husband, d.i.c.k, whom I'd seated beside me on the left. "Tell me, how did you get interested in dairy cows?"

"I love milk."

I smiled pleasantly. "Yes, but weren't you a New York stockbroker?"

"The stress got to be too much. My doctor said either I had to quit or risk a heart attack. I was kicking around for something else to do-I can't just do nothing-when I remembered that my grandparents used to own a farm. I was just a little kid then, but even just thinking about it made me feel calm and peaceful. Then the more I thought about it, the more obsessed I became with the idea. To make a long story short, we bought a hundred and twenty acres about an hour outside the city, and I've never looked back. The hard part was convincing Jane to leave the rat race behind."

"You were a schoolteacher, right?" Despite her att.i.tude, I was as sweet as a piece of brown sugar pie.

"No."

"But I'm sure that was on your application."

"You must have me confused with someone else. Miss Yoder, I was-am-a board-certified plastic surgeon."

"And a very successful one too," Vance said, the pride in his voice unmistakable. "She had a lot of celebrity patients. Go ahead, Jane, tell them who some of your patients were."

"You know I can't do that," she snapped.

He grinned sheepishly. "But if she could tell you, you'd be amazed. Jane perfected a facelift technique that leaves virtually no scars."

"You must be referring to laser resurfacing," Gertie said. "I've had some of that myself." The poor thing seemed blissfully unaware that any resurfacing she'd had done, had long since reverted to potholes.

I smiled charitably. "Isn't that interesting, dear."

"It certainly wasn't that," Jane snapped. "My specialty is cutting, not lasers. In this technique I make small incisions at the back of the scalp, not just above the hairline, as is usually done. Then I thread ultrafine filaments-"

"Yuck," Alison said. "Can we talk about something else?"

"What a capital idea," I cried gaily. It was forced gaiety, of course. "Knock, knock, who's there?"

Alison groaned. "No, Mom. You don't say 'who's there'; I do."

"No, really. Did any of you just hear a knock?"

I heard it again. But it wasn't so much a knock, as it was a thud. Nevertheless, didn't the irritating interloper-it was the dinner hour, after all-see my lit doorbell? Even the Amish knew to use it, for heaven's sake. As for my kin across the road, they don't even knock before barging into my private bath.

I smiled to hide my irritation. Although my facial muscles were getting an extraordinary workout, a good hostess must always exude a calm, collected air-right up until the moment she explodes.

"Excuse me."

Being vertically enhanced, as I am, it didn't take but a second or two to reach the foyer. Doc Shafor must have been still in the process of slumping, because when I opened the front door, he fell right in.

Mere words cannot describe my horror when I saw Doc lying there. For one thing, his face was covered with blood. Atop his head was a b.u.mp larger than any goose egg I'd ever seen. Then there was the matter of his left arm, which appeared to have been taken off, and then reattached facing the wrong direction. If it hadn't been for his white spats, I wouldn't have known who it was.

Sitting there, just outside the ICU of the BedfordCountyMemorialHospital, I hardly felt any better. Doc had been cleaned up, of course, and was on medication to reduce the swelling in his brain, but he still hadn't come around. As for his arm, not only had it been dislocated, but it had been broken in six places.

His pelvis had a hairline fracture as well. His doctor said he was lucky to be alive.

Chief Chris Ackerman of the Hernia police department squatted at my feet, a look of intense concern spread across his uncommonly handsome face. "Miss Yoder," he said in a soothing voice, "he's going to be all right. The doctor promised."

I shook my head. "But he's an old man. How can someone have done that? Who could have done that?"

"We'll find out. Trust me."

"But it's just you-I mean, no offense, but we haven't gotten around to replacing Chief Hornsby-Anderson yet."

"Yes, but there's you."

"Me?"

"Miss Yoder, with all due respect to Sheriff Dewlapp's competent department and the Bedford police, who is the single best sleuth in the county?"

Despite my deep concern for Doc and the overall gravity of the situation, I felt myself blush. If Chris Ackerman had been attracted to women, and I not married to a very attractive and successful man, I would have pursued him like a hen after a junebug. Not only is he drop-dead gorgeous, but he's kind and sensitive, and he smells like Irish Spring soap.

"That would be me," I said shyly.

"What is your success rate?"

"One hundred percent?"

"That's a fact, Miss Yoder, not a question."

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