Adventures and Recollections Part 20

Heedless of others, some there are Who all their days employ To raise themselves, no matter how, And better men destroy.

How different is the mind of him Whose deeds themselves are told, Who values worth more n.o.bler far Than all the heaps of gold.

No empty t.i.tles ever could His principles subdue; His queen and country, too, he loved, Was loyal and was true: He craved no boon from royalty, Nor wished their pomp to share; For n.o.bler is the soul of him, The Founder of Saltaire.

I may venture to say that I have had a valued friend in Mr b.u.t.terfield, of Bonnie Cliffe Castle and fair Marianna, Nice; also in Sir Isaac Holden, Bart, M.P., Dr Dobie, Keighley, and other gentlemen. I have had a letter, commending my rhyme, from Sir Albert K. Rollit; and other communications with respect to the outpouring of my muse from Mr Archie Laidlaw, of Edinburgh; Councillor Burgess, of Congleton, Cheshire, &c. I was privileged to claim the late Rev J. Room, M.A., as an especial friend, and may say that of all the times I shook hands with him I scarcely ever withdrew my hand without finding "something" in it. Mr Room's last request to me was that I would write seven verses-and only seven, he said-on the death of his dear, beloved wife. I promised to do so, but (partly through my dilatoriness, I must admit) the rev gentleman did not live to receive the verses. During the past few days, however, I have written the following verses on

THE LATE REV. J. ROOM, M.A.

John Room! he is dead and is buried; There is mourning the whole village through, And all the people who knew him Are loth to bid him adieu.

'Tis true he was filled with compa.s.sion; G.o.d's nature in him over-flowed; He knew all the people with burdens, And strove hard to lighten their load.

His dress it were plain and quite common, No pride in him could you trace; Yet you knew that he was a good parson Whenever you looked in his face.

The worst things his foes knew about him- He was fond of satire or joke, Writing some verses of rhythm, Which always amused the folk.

Whene'er he walked into the pulpit, He bowed for a moment in prayer, Every soul in the temple grew thirsty;- The true Christian spirit was there.

His likes there are few in the nation, (I wish in my heart there were more; For it wants something else besides learning, To grapple the hearts of the poor.)

'Tis true he was high up in learning The secrets of nations long dead; But he cared more for those who were yearning Sad tears round the sufferer's bed.

Then farewell! my worthy old preacher, For thou shall have no end of praise- Good father and true-hearted shepherd, Who knew both the poor and their ways.

SOME LAUGHABLE STORIES

In this, the last chapter, I should like to give a few anecdotes concerning an eccentric character who was pretty well known in the Keighley district, although he was a native of Flintergill, a village near Kendal. This individual was known as "Kendal," "Flintergill Billy,"

"Three bease an' a Cow" &c. He was a warpdresser by trade, and for a time worked along with me at Messrs b.u.t.terfield Bros.' Prospect Mill. He often used to tell us that his father had "two bease an' a cow" on his farm at "Flintergill." Yes; "Billy" was as queer a chap as one could well imagine-such a specimen as one often reads about in comic almanacs, but seldom sees. At one period of his stay in Keighley, "Billy" lived at Paradise-a row of cottages just below the Prospect Mill. His wife was a weaver in the mill, and one baking day, I remember, she gave her husband strict orders "ta hev t' fire under t' oven when she com' fra her wark."

"Kendal" was working alongside me at warp-dressing, and just before stopping time the thought chanced to strike him that he had to have the fire going. Away home he darted, and on his return he stated, in reply to my question, that he thought all was right. Soon afterwards I happened to ask if he had put the fire under the pan or the oven, and he had to acknowledge that he did not know where he had put it. He set off home again to see how things stood, and lo and behold! he had put the fire under the pan. Now, "Billy" was not blessed with a superabundance of sense, and (perhaps flurried by the thought that if the oven was not ready in time he would "get his ear-hoil weel combed" by his wife) he scaled the fire out of the range, and re-kindled it under the oven with the clothes-pegs. The idea of pushing the fire across under the oven did not seem to occur to poor "Billy's" brain. The fact remains that he had just got the clothes-pegs nicely alight when in popped his wife . . . For various reasons I draw the curtain over the closing scenes in the little farce.-"Billy" never would allow it to be said that his wife ever bossed him. Indeed it used to be a standing boast with "Kendal" in public-house company that he "could mak' their Martha dew just as he wanted her; he hed n.o.bbut ta stamp his fooit, an' shoo did it in a minit." He was boasting, as usual, one day, when in came "Martha," and, without any words of explanation, seized her "lord and master" by the hair of the head, and dragged him out of the door. The company fully appreciated the situation, and with one voice shouted, "Stamp, Flintergill, stamp!" But there was no stamping. "Martha" pre-eminently proved her authority as "boss," whether poor, hen-pecked "Flintergill" came in as "foreman" or "deputy," or merely "apprentice" or what.-Another remarkable feature about "Flintergill" was that he never came back to his work in the afternoon except that he had had ham, veal, beef, or some other "scrumptious viand" to his dinner. But on one occasion one of his shop-mates detected some flour porridge on his waistcoat. During the afternoon this shop-mate asked "Flintergill" what he had had for dinner.

"Duck and green peas," promptly replied "Kendal." "Aye," said the workman, "an' ther's a feather o' thi waistcoit."-Another side-light on "Kendal's" character will perhaps be afforded by the following. He went to a certain shoemaker's in Haworth, and got measured for a pair of boots, which it was arranged should be ready by a stated time. Then he went to another shoemaker's shop in the village, and was measured for a pair there. The anecdote runs that on the day fixed for the boots to be ready "Flintergill" sent his father-in-law's daughter to each of the shoemakers, telling her to get "t'reight un fra one, an' t'left un fra t'other." In this way, it was "Flintergill's" frequent boast, he got a pair of boots for nothing.-Another story relates his visit to Bradford.

"Flintergill" intended to spend the evening in Pullan's Music Hall, but he got into the Bowling Green, where there happened to be a waxwork show.

"This must be Pullan's," said "Flintergill" to his companion; and up they both went on the platform. "Billy" offered his money to the door-keeper, who, however, neither spoke nor held out his hand. "Flintergill" said he "wor a funny door-keeper" and threatened that "if he didn't tak' t' bra.s.s they wor bahn in abaht." And inside "Flintergill" and his friend bounced, to find that the door-keeper was "Tim Bobbin,"-a wax figure.-Still another anecdote says that "Flintergill" was one day seen up a tree sawing off one of the branches. A pa.s.ser-by asked, "What is ta dewin up theear, Flintergill?" "Oh," was the reply, "we call this weyvin i' ahr country." No sooner were the words spoken than "Flintergill" tumbled to the ground. "Ah see," said his questioner, very aptly, "an' tha's come dahn fer some more bobbins." It appeared that "Flintergill" had been sawing off the bough on which he was standing.-I will close this series of anecdotes with a reference to the frequency of "Flintergill's"

flittings. He used to say that he had no sooner got into a house than it was wanted for a beer-house or by a railway company. "Flintergill" kept a few hens, and it was said that these hens became so accustomed to the "flittings" that at the first sign of preparations for removing they would roll over on their backs with their legs together ready to be tied.

MY LAST RAMBLE

To a few verses I recently wrote I have given the t.i.tle "My last ramble."

The lines run as follow:-

As I stroll round by Exley Head Down by the Wheathead Farm, My thoughts fall back to days bygone- Thoughts which my soul doth charm; Each hill and clough, each hedge and stile, To me they are most dear; And as I pa.s.s them one by one They bring to me a tear.

In old Fell Lane when I was young, A ruined mansion stood, With roofless cots filled up with sticks Brought from the Holme House Wood.

And now I cross the Intake Brig Where I used to sport and play, And bathe, and plunge, and water splash Full many a happy day.

I gaze upon the old farm-gate, And long to have a swing Along with all my boyish mates, As happy as a king; For the carriage of the n.o.ble man, Or the chariot of the State, Never carried n.o.bler hearts Than did the old farm-gate.

I now pa.s.s by the Intake Farm, And I am much amazed; It has the charm for me to day As first I on it gazed.

And farther as I wind my way And climb the old Blackhill, A scene appears before my sight To me more charming still.

The silvery Tarn-once my delight, For there I took my skates, On many a happy winter day, With my dear little mates.

The old Tarn House I see again, The seat of Aaron King; And as I gaze from east to west Such sights of wonder spring.

As far as e'er my eye can see, Hills on each other rise, Towering their heads in majesty Far in the western skies; And as I view the landscape round, No artist here could dream The beauties of the Vale of Aire, With its crooked, wimpling stream.

This was my walk one summer morn, When all was on the wing: I heard the cuckoo tell his name, I heard the lark to sing.

I left the Tower upon the hill Dedicated to the Queen, And for old Keighley back again, Charmed with all I'd seen.

I must now wind up my rough-and-ready stories. Let me say that if, by the recital of some of the incidents which happened during my nomadic career, I have caused any pleasure or amus.e.m.e.nt to my readers, I feel amply repaid. If anything which I have said has given offence or caused displeasure in any quarter, kindly permit me to say that it was done quite unwittingly.

The Christmas season will soon be here, and in preparation for that glad time let us put away envy and malice, and offer peace and good-will unto all. I think the following poem will seasonably conclude my present series of writings:-

CHRISTMAS DAY

Sweet lady, 't is no troubadour That sings so sweetly at your door, To tell you of the joys in store- So grand and gay; But one that sings "Remember t' poor, 'Tis Christmas Day."

Within some gloomy walls to-day Just cheer the looks of h.o.a.ry gray, And try to smooth their rugged way With cheerful glow; And cheer the widow's heart, I pray, Crushed down with woe.

O! make the weary spent-up glad, And cheer the orphan la.s.s and lad; Make frailty's heart, so long, long sad, Your kindness feel; And make old crazy-bones stark mad To dance a reel.

Then, peace and plenty be your lot, And may your deed ne'er be forgot That helps the widow in her cot Out of your store; Nor creed, nor seed, should matter not- The poor are poor.

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