A Taste Of The Nightlife Part 2

It was not a recent photo. Her hair was nowhere near as fluffy as it had been tonight, and there was a scowl of discontent in place of the fangtease simper. She slouched in front of a vista of summer green hills wearing a high-necked black cat suit with a bulky black tool belt around her slender waist-both of which looked a lot better on her than the diaphanous white dress had.

"Pam's my cousin," said Maddox. "She went missing six months ago and my family's been trying to find her ever since." I'd been a.s.suming the missing cousin Maddox had mentioned before was Dylan the Drunk. Apparently not. So, the plot thickened. Joy.

Witch clans, especially the hunters, were rumored to be very . . . strict with their members. A girl like Pamela could easily find herself driven into a case of MSAR (ma.s.sively stupid adolescent rebellion). Also, contrary to popular belief, witches have a much greater prejudice against werewolves than vampires do, which explained Pammy's overdramatic reaction to Suchai.

"You must be a very close family," murmured Sevarin.

Maddox flushed. If looks were stakes, Sevarin would have been very much an exdining critic.

"She was in here," I said quickly. "But I lost track of her after the sprinklers went off."

"And that's all you can tell me?" Maddox stowed the phone back in his pocket.

"I'm afraid so. I kind of had my hands full tonight. I wish you luck with your search, Mr. Maddox. Now, if you-both of you-will please excuse me?" I snapped the locks back on the front door and opened it.

This was a hint. But those two seemed to take it as the cue for round three of the Great Greenwich Village Vampire/Warlock Staredown.

Sevarin moved first. "Thank you for a most interesting evening, Chef Caine." He took my hand with cool, callused fingertips and bowed over it. Only old vamps and good actors can successfully perform this maneuver. "I will return for my meal."

"You're welcome anytime, Mr. Sevarin."

Sevarin smiled and I got a glimpse of fang. Then he turned and walked out onto the street, which was just beginning to brighten in the first light of dawn. I tensed involuntarily. Sunrise and vampires do not get on well. But Sevarin just strolled away calmly without so much as glancing at the skyline.

It was oddly impressive. Even Brendan Maddox watched the departure with a strange mix of anger and respect flickering across his features.

"I take it you know each other?" I asked.

"He has a history of . . . annoying my family. My grandfather, my father . . ."

"And you think Sevarin's going for a hat trick in generational annoyance?"

"Maybe." He narrowed those gorgeous blue eyes. "He could have been here for the food, just like he said. But if that's true, he's got lousy timing. . . ." Maddox shook his head, clearly remembering that there was somebody listening.

That memory of the Maddox family name and renewed calls for antivampirism legislation nagged at me again. "Your father wouldn't be Lloyd Maddox, would he?"

"No. Lloyd Maddox is my grandfather." It was not an admission that made him comfortable, which, considering that he was standing in the middle of a vamp-friendly establishment, made plenty of sense. He glanced at his watch. "I should get going. By now the forces of law and order should be about done with my idiot cousin and I can stuff him onto the train back to Ithaca."

"Headfirst?" I inquired hopefully. "In a box?"

"That'd be my preference." There was more bitterness in those words than I'd expected, and I found myself wondering what was at the back of the family drama that had come so close to torching my restaurant. "I really am sorry about all this," Brendan Maddox added.

"Family quarrels are the worst ones." I didn't want to think about how I was going to have to call Mom out in Tucson to let her know what had happened, in case it made FlashNews, which would surely touch off yet another round of the ongoing fight with my father about how he refused to acknowledge that Chet still walked the earth.

Brendan Maddox was watching me a little too closely and with a little too much open sympathy for my comfort. I looked around for something to do and came up frustratingly empty.

The warlock, still watching me way too closely, pulled a card out of his pocket. "If you hear anything else about Pamela, or remember something that might help me find her, or decide you'd like to have a coffee, would you please call me? It really is important."

I had to replay that speech several times before I could manage the necessary nonchalance to answer it.

"Well, they do say anything can happen." I took the card and handed him his hat.

He flashed a smile that had probably weakened lots of knees, especially as he seemed able to make those amazingly blue eyes twinkle on command. I'd been flattered by experts, however, and therefore was not vulnerable to displays of excess charm, even if his fingertips did accidentally-on-purpose brush mine as he took his fedora. My nerve centers picked that moment to remind me that I hadn't woken up next to a man in well over a year.

Down, girl, I thought. The sudden revival of long-buried hormonal responses to a handsome man was probably just stress.

Brendan adjusted his hat brim, suddenly looking very Marlon Brando circa Guys and Dolls. Like Sevarin, the warlock strolled away toward Fifth Avenue, only this time "Luck Be a Lady" threatened to start up in the iPod of my brain.

Along with everything else, Maddox had repaired my gla.s.s of scotch. I gulped half of it, welcoming the peat fire burning down my throat.

My watch read 5:40. It was the end of a very long night, or the start of a very long day. Probably both. I thought about going home, but by the time I found a taxi and made it out to Queens, my roommates would be up and fully in the middle of their mutual morning routines. Jessie had one of her house parties today. When I'd left yesterday, she'd already carpeted our living room with a hundred goodie bags from Mary Sue Cosmetics (Show Them the REAL You!). She was angling for Saleswoman of the Month and would be futzing over ribbon curlicues before she even had coffee. Trish was due in court and would be clomping around in square-heeled pumps rehearsing her arguments and citations.

Going home was not the answer I needed. Sleep would be impossible for me until they vacated the place. By then it'd be eight thirty and I had to be back at Nightlife by noon. Add in transit time, and it would probably leave me a grand total of thirty minutes for a nap.

So I decided to do what any overstressed New York woman would do at a time like this.

I went shopping.

People who don't live here are frequently surprised that New York City has multiple farmers' markets, and that they open at five in the morning. This is the time when the food professionals shop. Of course we have our regular suppliers, but the market is where inspiration happens for me. I can roam the stalls, perusing the stacks of fresh abundance, smelling the aromas, seeing nature's glorious colors and cooking in my mind.

I strolled peacefully past luxurious mounds of fruits and vegetables, talking with the farmers and admiring the results of their labor. I became centered again with thoughts of broth of tuna blood vein topped by a lemon-basil pesto as well as warm salad of jicama and baby turnips with bacon, pink peppercorns and fresh herbs.

Of course, some of my peers were already out, every one of them looking a h.e.l.l of a lot better than I did. Thanks to the tabloid-y Web site FlashNews, some of them had already heard what had happened at Nightlife (part of it, anyway-the postscript with Maddox and Sevarin seemed to still be my secret). Some were just a little too pleased about the whole thing. For the most part, though, the expressions of sympathy and offers of help were genuine. Chefs are a compet.i.tive bunch, but if you've got any kind of spine at all, you want your opponents to be at their very best when you kick their a.s.ses. Besides, most of us know we're dancing pretty close to the cliff. The bad luck that comes to one of us could come to any of us.

By the time I hailed a cab to take me and my four bags of fresh produce back to Nightlife, the sun was well up and the city wore her gaudy daytime face. My sleepless night dragged at me, but fresh food and the fellowship of my peers had taken the desperate edge off my outlook. I would make myself breakfast and do some experimental cooking until noon. Who knew? Word of our little drama might actually draw in dinner gawkers. We should be ready, just in case.

I paid off the cabbie at the front door and set down my overflowing paper bags on the sidewalk to fish my keys out of my purse. I cranked the lock, shouldered the door open, and froze.

A man's body lay sprawled on the floor, right in front of the host station. His arms were thrown out wide and his blue eyes stared at the ceiling. Two big red holes gaped against the white flesh of his throat.

He was very obviously dead.

He was also very obviously Cousin Dylan Maddox.

3.

There are distinct disadvantages to a chef's life.

One of them, as it turns out, is that you've got no time to watch TV.

If I lived like a normal person, not only would I likely not have had a dead body in my foyer but I would have been able to watch the cop shows, which would have given me a better understanding of what the h.e.l.l the police were actually doing about it.

I had vague expectations of frantic action-lots of flashbulbs going off; guys in clean suits going around dabbing at things with itty-bitty paintbrushes while other guys in trench coats talked in wise-guy lisps while touching their index fingers to suspicious stains spattered on the floor (which, upon reflection, is probably not the best idea; it is a New York City floor, after all). Other guys in white doctor coats carrying black doctor bags would make solemn p.r.o.nouncements about time of death. Maybe there'd be a skinny chick with great hair, a black leather jacket and high heels ming in to take charge.

Okay, I do get to watch some TV.

What I got instead was three white guys in rumpled suits, one of whom was the shortest, broadest man I'd ever seen. They stood around the body while cops in uniforms blocked off the street outside and wrapped yellow tape around everything they could find. Other guys set up enough lights for a Vogue photo shoot and proceeded to take pictures with all kinds of cameras, none of which had flashbulbs and some of which I'm not sure were actually cameras. They kicked at the fresh produce I'd been so happy about just a few short hours ago but now had to watch slowly wilting on the floor.

The ambulance, when it came, didn't even have its lights on. Two attendants in blue jackets rolled a gurney in, confirmed that this was in fact a dead body, and packed it into a zippered black bag with an efficiency that was actually kind of disturbing. When the body was loaded, the ambulance took off at a leisurely pace through the morning rush-hour traffic.

The three suits stood there, writing things down in little notebooks. One of them said, "Huh." Perched on a stool at the bar, I clenched my teeth and waited for "Beats the heck out of me, Bob." The clock hands crawled toward ten thirty, the time Marie-Our-Pastry-Chef and the morning prep staff would arrive.

What'll I tell people? Why the h.e.l.l did Dylan Maddox get turned into a corpse in my foyer?

And where in G.o.d's name was Chet?

Because even if you don't watch cop shows, you know that when a body turns up on your property with fang marks on its neck, the whereabouts of your vampire brother at the time in question will be checked on.

Of course, Chet had nothing to do with the corpseification of Dylan Maddox. Chet wasn't that stupid, or that thirsty. Besides, he'd have sense enough to use the Hudson River to dispose of any ill-considered snacks.

At least I thought he would. G.o.d knew, Chet had done enough stupid things before. Look at how he got himself vamped.

No, don't. Especially not now.

I was not in the best mental shape by the time the short, broad, rumpled cop flipped to a fresh page in his notebook and stumped over to me.

"Chef Caine?" I nodded and he held out his beefy hand. "Detective Linus O'Grady. Paranormal Squadron." We shook. Wow, New York Irish cop, said the part of my mind that had gotten stuck in the trivial gear. Iconic.

In addition to being short and white, Detective Linus O'Grady (Paranormal Squadron) was really bald. Neatly trimmed salt-and-pepper stubble ringed his speckled scalp. He had a strong, weathered, tired face. His brown eyes tilted down at the corners to create that droopy spaniel look that can make a girl go nuts when she's thirteen. He had a wedding ring on his thick hand, which indicated he had indeed made somebody go nuts at some point.

"We need to get through some formalities here, I'm afraid." Detective O'Grady pulled out a chair from table seven and sat down. He did not ask me to get off my stool. "Charlotte Cordelia Caine, residence East Seventy-first Street, Forest Hills, Queens?"

"Yes."

"And you are part owner of this establishment?"

I nodded.

"Why were you here so early?"

"I'd just been to the green market." I looked mournfully at my ruined produce scattered on the tiles. "I was going to work up the new dinner special."

He looked up at me with those spaniel eyes like he didn't want to do this. "And the other owner is?"

"My brother, Chet-Chester Calvin Caine-and yes, he's a vampire, and yes, his registration is up to date." That he had to be nagged to do it every single year was not something Detective O'Grady needed to know.

"Where was Mr. Caine last night?"

"Until four in the morning he was right here." The good-cop act was getting nowhere with me. Linus O'Grady was not my friend, and he did not have my or Chet's best interests at heart. My sudden impulse to offer him breakfast because he looked like he hadn't eaten or slept in a while was strictly a reflex.

Detective O'Grady flipped through his book again. "All right. Now, I understand there was an incident last night involving the victim?"

I took a deep breath and explained about Pam "Fang Tease" Maddox and Cousin Dylan's drunken fireball antics and the sprinklers.

Detective O'Grady nodded and flipped a page. "I have down here that after that incident, you said you weren't able to identify the perpetrator. How come you were able to give his name this morning?"

Which meant that I had to explain about Brendan Maddox and Anatole Sevarin and the warlock-versus-vamp smackdown that had happened in the wee hours, right about where we were sitting.

"And had you known Mr. Brendan Maddox previously?" Detective O'Grady asked, pencil poised over the paper.

"No."

"How about Mr. Sevarin?"

"No. Sorry."

"Your brother . . ." O'Grady paused, indicating that he knew this was awkward and that he was sorry and that he really didn't want to ask, but . . . "Does he have any connection with the vampire Sevarin?"

"Chet never mentioned him before last night. He- Sevarin-was going to review Nightlife for Circulation. It's a vampire dining and entertainment periodical. . . ."

O'Grady looked at me until I remembered that as a detective on the Paranormal Squadron, he probably knew that.

"But your brother had never mentioned Sevarin before last night?"

"No."

The detective flipped through his book, paused to read a note, flipped and paused, flipped and paused. Behind him, the other two suits murmured to each other and pointed at things-the door, the host station, the door to the coat closet. Me. Their voices made a buzzing backdrop to O'Grady's flipping pages. I ran my hands over my hair and suddenly wished all these people would just go away. Marie-Our-Pastry-Chef was going to be here any second, and we had prep to start. . . .

Which was when it hit me: there was no dinner prep to worry about. There wouldn't be any dinner service. Nightlife had uniformed cops outside in case all that yellow tape fencing off the sidewalk wasn't a big enough clue that something had gone really wrong inside. A crowd had formed on the sidewalk. Somebody had their camera out.

Detective O'Grady twisted around in his chair to see what made my jawop. "Sorry about that," he said heavily. "I am going to have to ask you where your brother is now."

My mouth had gone very dry. "I don't know."

"Is he on the premises?"

I had to swallow before I could get my throat to work. "I don't think so. He . . . he sleeps in the cooler sometimes." Except not tonight. He didn't tonight. Because I saw him leave. He did leave. He was gone. He was not here. He couldn't have been here when somebody tossed a body into the foyer.

Except the door was locked when I got here and the windows were whole.

"How did Dylan Maddox get in here?" I blurted out.

O'Grady paused in his flipping. "Sorry?"

"How did the body get in here? The front door was locked and the windows aren't broken."

O'Grady twisted around to look at the foyer again. "The back door was open."

"It was?"

He nodded and there was a brief pause to allow me time to mentally kick myself for extreme carelessness. I was the last person here when we closed. It was my responsibility to make sure the place was locked up when I left.

Detective O'Grady pushed himself to his feet. "Can you show me where Mr. Caine sleeps when he does spend the day here?"