A Common Pornography Part 2

Todd's family lived right across the alley behind us. His dad was always working on his race car in their garage, and it was the loudest thing in the neighborhood. He raced it at the local speedway and in other cities too. Sometimes I'd go in there and ask if Todd was around and his dad would let me cut through their backyard to get to the front of their house. The reason I liked going into the garage most, though, was because Todd's dad had a bunch of right across the alley behind us. His dad was always working on his race car in their garage, and it was the loudest thing in the neighborhood. He raced it at the local speedway and in other cities too. Sometimes I'd go in there and ask if Todd was around and his dad would let me cut through their backyard to get to the front of their house. The reason I liked going into the garage most, though, was because Todd's dad had a bunch of Playboy Playboy centerfolds up on the walls. I remember seeing centerfolds up on the walls. I remember seeing Playboy Playboy centerfolds in other people's garages too. But there were pictures from other magazines as well. Women wearing bikinis or torn shirts and leaning on motorcycles or across the hood of a hot rod. Maybe having all those naked women around helped Todd's dad feel better about all the time he worked on his car. centerfolds in other people's garages too. But there were pictures from other magazines as well. Women wearing bikinis or torn shirts and leaning on motorcycles or across the hood of a hot rod. Maybe having all those naked women around helped Todd's dad feel better about all the time he worked on his car.

One time when I was over at Todd's, I had to use the bathroom and walked in while his mom was in the shower. I stopped for a second and started to back out. But then I realized that she didn't know I was in there. She was on the other side of these thick and blurry shower doors. I saw her warped image as she rubbed the water and shampoo into her hair, the shape of her body out of focus. It felt like my bladder was about to burst, but I stared for a long time while holding it in.

Chongo

The toughest kid at our school was named Chongo, and he was a short but muscular Mexican who always seemed to be suspended or doing Sat.u.r.day school. He lived in the pit of this valley that ran alongside a long irrigation pipe. The pipe was connected to the ditches surrounding our neighborhood and it had a flat surface on top lined with flimsy two-by-fours. For some reason, we always called this pipe "the floons." My friends and I would often have races on the floons. There was an element of danger whenever we did because there were big gaps where you could fall through and go into the dirty water. And if we went too far down the floons we'd be dangerously close to what we called "Chongo Country." Other kids had told us that if you got a good look into Chongo Country, you'd see all sorts of stolen bikes and bike parts in his weed-filled yard. When Chongo had his shirt off, they said, you could see a tattoo of Pontius Pilate across his chest. We never dared to look. at our school was named Chongo, and he was a short but muscular Mexican who always seemed to be suspended or doing Sat.u.r.day school. He lived in the pit of this valley that ran alongside a long irrigation pipe. The pipe was connected to the ditches surrounding our neighborhood and it had a flat surface on top lined with flimsy two-by-fours. For some reason, we always called this pipe "the floons." My friends and I would often have races on the floons. There was an element of danger whenever we did because there were big gaps where you could fall through and go into the dirty water. And if we went too far down the floons we'd be dangerously close to what we called "Chongo Country." Other kids had told us that if you got a good look into Chongo Country, you'd see all sorts of stolen bikes and bike parts in his weed-filled yard. When Chongo had his shirt off, they said, you could see a tattoo of Pontius Pilate across his chest. We never dared to look.

Field Trip

Mom served up a hundred hot dogs and then helped someone bandage his hand after he hurt it with a firecracker. She often volunteered to help with my fifth grade outings. a hundred hot dogs and then helped someone bandage his hand after he hurt it with a firecracker. She often volunteered to help with my fifth grade outings.

Summer vacation was just an hour away.

All the kids got back on the bus to head back to school. We had spent the day at Sacajawea Park. Mom was missing. I asked my teacher and she said she didn't know where she was.

Driving up Washington Street on the bus, I noticed smoke billowing up somewhere in my neighborhood. Seconds later I was yelling at the bus driver to stop. I saw the firefighters spraying at the flames that came out of my bedroom window. The driver said he wasn't allowed to let me out. When we got back to school, a friend's mother drove me to my house, which was badly burned on the top and on the sides by our upstairs bedrooms. Mom had left the field trip early and was home already, watching the tall flames from a neighbor's driveway. The cause was unknown but I heard someone imply that my older brother Mark was home from school, smoking pot (I'd seen him and his friends smoke pot once and thought it looked cool-there was this twisted gla.s.s thing they used).

We stood outside watching. n.o.body was hurt. My dad was in the alley screaming, "f.u.c.k the world!"

It seemed like a lot of people were watching the house become wrecked with fire and water, and when they grew bored of it, they went back home.

Interim

On our first night after the fire, we stayed with a family from our church. They were trying to conserve water and I remember taking a bath with one of their boys before bed. The next couple of days we stayed at a motel in Pasco while the insurance matters were figured out. We spent part of those days going through our stuff at the house, figuring out what was too trashed (burned or water damaged) to keep. We stored all the salvageable things in our garage, which was just a cluttered mess of a structure made out of concrete, tin, and mismatched wood. night after the fire, we stayed with a family from our church. They were trying to conserve water and I remember taking a bath with one of their boys before bed. The next couple of days we stayed at a motel in Pasco while the insurance matters were figured out. We spent part of those days going through our stuff at the house, figuring out what was too trashed (burned or water damaged) to keep. We stored all the salvageable things in our garage, which was just a cluttered mess of a structure made out of concrete, tin, and mismatched wood.

A few days later, we found a bas.e.m.e.nt apartment to live in and we started moving our stuff over. It was only a block away, which was convenient, but besides that, it was way too small and depressing. The main problem was that it didn't have windows. Living there made me feel like I was in solitary confinement. Or "family confinement." A friend asked me if we lived in a bomb shelter.

The June sun was unbearably hot and everyone was sweaty as we carried boxes of stuff down the alley to our temporary home. Toward the end of the day, Matt and I tried to help Dad move the refrigerator down the concrete steps to the apartment. Halfway down, Dad's fingers got slippery and he smashed them on the guardrail. "f.u.c.ks.h.i.tG.o.df.u.c.kc.o.c.kb.i.t.c.hf.u.c.k!" he yelled.

It was the most inspired stream of bad language Matt or I had ever heard and we would repeat it often for the next few years. We had that George Carlin record where he said the "seven words you can't say on television," but that routine paled in comparison to this.

Mayfair

Darren Green was one of my best friends. His grandparents lived next to us, so I saw him only every few weeks when he visited them. But we became best friends and always talked about what it would be like when we got older and moved into a loft apartment together. One of our favorite things to do was go to Dairy Queen and get sundaes in those plastic football helmets. We did that for a few football seasons, trying to collect the helmets of all the teams. one of my best friends. His grandparents lived next to us, so I saw him only every few weeks when he visited them. But we became best friends and always talked about what it would be like when we got older and moved into a loft apartment together. One of our favorite things to do was go to Dairy Queen and get sundaes in those plastic football helmets. We did that for a few football seasons, trying to collect the helmets of all the teams.

Another thing we did was look at dirty magazines. We discovered that the guys' employee bathroom at the Mayfair Market was a good place to look. Even though we lived right across the street, we would sometimes use the bathroom there, and we'd usually find a Playboy Playboy or or Penthouse Penthouse poorly hidden behind the garbage can. poorly hidden behind the garbage can.

We were just becoming familiar with naked women since the d.i.n.ken brothers had shown us some of the hardcore magazines their dad kept behind the seat of his old pickup. I'd steal candy bars for those d.i.n.ken kids, and, in exchange, they'd tear out pages from the magazines for me. The pictures were often of couples, and those confused me more than anything. Just naked women standing by themselves were all Darren and I needed.

Once, at the Mayfair, I talked Darren into stealing one of the magazines by stuffing it down his pants. On his way out of the store it slid out of his left pant leg, and he was taken to the manager's office. I ran across the street and watched the store to see if he'd get away. Minutes later, police arrived. Then his parents. I was scared they were talking about me.

The Manships

Another family in the neighborhood was the Manships. Carl and Kenny were the kids and they seemed really poor and depressed. Carl was my age and Kenny was a couple years younger. Their parents were old and mean. The dad always wore dirty overalls as if he farmed all day (maybe he did, I don't know) and the mom was an ap.r.o.n-wearing biddy with varicose veins everywhere. I thought she had some kind of disease. the neighborhood was the Manships. Carl and Kenny were the kids and they seemed really poor and depressed. Carl was my age and Kenny was a couple years younger. Their parents were old and mean. The dad always wore dirty overalls as if he farmed all day (maybe he did, I don't know) and the mom was an ap.r.o.n-wearing biddy with varicose veins everywhere. I thought she had some kind of disease.

Their house was really small and dusty. They had a tiny front yard with a little gra.s.s, but their backyard was all hard dirt and dog s.h.i.t. An old Ford truck from the forties or fifties sat near the alley with weeds growing around it. Matt and I would play games with Carl and Kenny sometimes, but we never hung out at their place, mainly because they had a c.r.a.ppy TV-an old black-and-white one that picked up only three channels. And the only snacks they had were hard candies that were all stuck together in a gla.s.s bowl.

If we were ever out playing somewhere, it would always have to be in the neighborhood, because Carl and Kenny's dad would never leave his yard to look for them. He would only bark out their names in a voice that sounded like extra-chunky gravel. It would grow harsher, louder, and more curt with each call. If Carl and Kenny weren't within shouting distance, we were pretty sure they'd get their dad's belt.

Mark

My brother Mark had moved into a small house with a friend shortly after the house fire. He had just graduated high school and was cooking at a hotel restaurant. People thought the hotel was kind of fancy because it was on a piece of land that jutted out into the Columbia River. It was called Clover Island. had moved into a small house with a friend shortly after the house fire. He had just graduated high school and was cooking at a hotel restaurant. People thought the hotel was kind of fancy because it was on a piece of land that jutted out into the Columbia River. It was called Clover Island.

Some people still thought he had something to do with the house fire, but nothing was ever proven.

Every time I went to the new house that he lived in, it smelled of thick pot smoke and thin beer. Mark was also becoming more interested in motorcycles at this time. I thought this combination of things added up to being a h.e.l.ls Angel or something. Dad didn't like me going over there because he probably knew what was going on.

One night though, I made up some kind of story and went over there to watch a KISS concert on HBO. There were other people hanging out, most of them sitting on the floor as Mark and his roommate tried to figure out how to hook up the stereo speakers to the TV. About halfway through the concert, Gene Simmons began an ominous ba.s.s refrain between songs and then started spitting fake blood out of his mouth. But he wasn't really spitting. It was more like he was just letting it gurgle out of his lips and down his chin. When he was done, his stuck his long tongue out and gave a devious look as the band started into "G.o.d of Thunder." Everyone watching the concert totally loved this, except me. I thought it went too far and I was afraid I might have nightmares about the b.l.o.o.d.y face. Someone said it was a trick, that Gene kept a packet of goat's blood in the back of his mouth until it was time to bite down on it. The person who explained this said it was easy to hide stuff in your mouth. He pulled at the corner of his mouth with a finger and showed us a wad of gum stuck to one of his stained wisdom teeth.

I always liked Paul Stanley, the star-eyed guitar player and singer, better than Gene. I liked the pucker of his lips, the androgynous superhero quality that he had. Plus he owned a certain cool quality the rest of the band lacked. He would never stoop to spewing blood.

Later on, when Peter Criss stepped out from behind the mammoth cl.u.s.ter of drums and sat at the edge of the stage to sweetly serenade the fans with their unlikely hit "Beth," one of the floor sitters nodded at me and said something to Mark. "He's cool," Mark said. Then suddenly there was a joint being pa.s.sed around.

Being "cool," I wasn't sure what was expected of me. I was maybe eleven or twelve and I hadn't even puffed a cigarette yet. When the joint was offered to me I simply pa.s.sed it on to the next person. By the end of the ballad, it was so small that someone had put a tiny clamp on the thing. I started to think that the whole getting stoned thing was looking pretty desperate.

Dad never found out that I went over there to watch the concert, but he did give me a disappointed shake of the head a few months later when I got a T-shirt with a KISS picture ironed on it. We were out at Skipper's for our Friday night fish dinner and he said, "Do you know what that means? It means Kids in Satan's Service."

Fried fish is the only food that I liked with ketchup. I squirted the thick red goo into the little paper cups and thought about the b.l.o.o.d.y face as we waited for our dinner.

Dog Days

"Have you been having bad dreams about dogs?" Mark asked me. "Because Mom and Dad said they might have to send you to a shrink or something. So you better knock it off." This was partially Mark's fault anyway, since it was his roommate's dog that bit me at their house. Three different places: leg, elbow, forearm. I shielded myself with the screen door until they got home and found me there with blood dripping on the welcome mat. having bad dreams about dogs?" Mark asked me. "Because Mom and Dad said they might have to send you to a shrink or something. So you better knock it off." This was partially Mark's fault anyway, since it was his roommate's dog that bit me at their house. Three different places: leg, elbow, forearm. I shielded myself with the screen door until they got home and found me there with blood dripping on the welcome mat.

At the hospital I was given three shots. Before I left, the nurse showed me a cardboard box with little plastic toys in it. I didn't take any.

A few months later, Mom and Dad let me pick out a puppy for myself. I chose a German shepherd with floppy ears that was just a couple months old. I took Polaroids of him for the first year and a half, doc.u.menting his quick growth in our tiny apartment. His name was Scooter. He slept in my bed and I talked to him as I fell asleep each night.

Themes

In my sixth grade Social Studies cla.s.s, we often read silently out of the textbook for twenty or thirty minutes at a time. My teacher, a music fan, would let us bring tapes in and play them on the ca.s.sette player while we read. It couldn't be too distracting, though, and most of the time it ended up being instrumental. grade Social Studies cla.s.s, we often read silently out of the textbook for twenty or thirty minutes at a time. My teacher, a music fan, would let us bring tapes in and play them on the ca.s.sette player while we read. It couldn't be too distracting, though, and most of the time it ended up being instrumental.

I had recently bought my first ca.s.sette recorder, a boom box the size of a toaster, and started recording songs off the radio. I didn't want to get any of the DJs' voices on my tapes so there were always clunky segues between songs. The DJs would just jabber and say dumb things before the vocals kicked in. I'd be missing the whole intro to "My Sharona" or "Heart of Gla.s.s." Then if they started talking again at the end, I'd have to cut the song there too. But my ears got used to it because that was the only way to listen to my favorite songs over and over.

My teacher played only one of my tapes for a few songs before changing it.

I turned to another pa.s.sion. Theme music. First, I mail ordered an alb.u.m of music from the National Football League. Found in the back of a football magazine, the ad said it featured orchestral pieces that were used by people like Howard Cosell during the football highlights they showed at halftime on Monday Night Football Monday Night Football. There were a couple of songs in particular that really got me excited-"Heavy Action (Monday Night Football Theme)" by Johnny Pearson and a crazy sixties-type bebop song called "The Lineman" by Sam Spence.

I also perfected the art of recording my favorite theme songs from TV shows. I held the boom box up to the TV speaker and pleaded to the family to be quiet when the show was starting. I was partial to the cool, stylish themes like the ones from Barney Miller, Taxi, Barney Miller, Taxi, and and Welcome Back, Kotter Welcome Back, Kotter. Upbeat tunes like the ones from Happy Days Happy Days and and The Jeffersons The Jeffersons were also favorites. Still, the teacher wouldn't play the tape in cla.s.s because it was from TV, which represented the opposite of reading. were also favorites. Still, the teacher wouldn't play the tape in cla.s.s because it was from TV, which represented the opposite of reading.

Pot

Chad Crouch was my first stoner friend. He lived in a ranch house with faded green paint three blocks from our middle school. There was gravel in the front yard, so his stepdad could park on it, I guess. I sometimes went there after school. my first stoner friend. He lived in a ranch house with faded green paint three blocks from our middle school. There was gravel in the front yard, so his stepdad could park on it, I guess. I sometimes went there after school.

Once he pulled a bong out of a closet and showed me how to smoke pot with it. It didn't seem like he had this bong hidden very well in the closet, so I a.s.sumed his parents used it too. They were a whole family of stoners. Besides my stoner brother, I didn't know much about drugs then, just that they were bad and made you want to fly through the air like Superman.

I tried to hold the smoke in like Chad showed me but it still didn't seem to have an effect on me. Chad leaned back with half-closed eyes and said something about how high he was. He looked like a sleepy cat. I thought he was faking it.

I kept waiting for something to happen to my brain, or for my head to feel like a lost balloon, but it never happened. So I faked it a little too, just to keep him as a friend. I laughed like he laughed, at the stupidest things, so I wouldn't be a total drag.

s.p.a.ce Shuttle

We went to California once in a motor home to see a s.p.a.ce shuttle land. One of my half brothers, Russell, was stationed at Edwards Air Force Base and that's where it was supposed to land. We went to some kind of NASA museum that morning before this "historic event" was to occur. Dad bought a black baseball-style cap with NASA in yellow letters on it. It was really hot out there by the landing strip and there were hundreds of people around with cameras and umbrellas. People were taking scissors and cutting the sleeves off their T-shirts. Dad got carried away and cut the whole top of his new cap off. California once in a motor home to see a s.p.a.ce shuttle land. One of my half brothers, Russell, was stationed at Edwards Air Force Base and that's where it was supposed to land. We went to some kind of NASA museum that morning before this "historic event" was to occur. Dad bought a black baseball-style cap with NASA in yellow letters on it. It was really hot out there by the landing strip and there were hundreds of people around with cameras and umbrellas. People were taking scissors and cutting the sleeves off their T-shirts. Dad got carried away and cut the whole top of his new cap off.

"My head's gotta breathe," he said. Everyone thought it was foolish, even Mom, who kind of snorted at him and said it looked silly.

We felt sorry for Dad and I think he felt sorry for himself too, because after a couple of hours he took it off and put it in the motor home.

The s.p.a.ce shuttle landed without a hitch, but we couldn't see anything with all the people there. Later that day, I saw the cap in the motor home's trash bag.

Russell

I always thought that my oldest half brothers, Russell and Gary, were the favored children in the family. They were both in the military, Russell in the Air Force and Gary in the Coast Guard. I figured Dad was proud of them because they had real careers that were serious and respectable. I was never interested in joining the military, mostly because I was afraid of going to war and I hated those commercials where they said they did more before 8 a.m. than most people did in a whole day or whatever they said. Waking up so early seemed like torture to me. Plus, I didn't like being yelled at and I knew there was a lot of yelling involved. that my oldest half brothers, Russell and Gary, were the favored children in the family. They were both in the military, Russell in the Air Force and Gary in the Coast Guard. I figured Dad was proud of them because they had real careers that were serious and respectable. I was never interested in joining the military, mostly because I was afraid of going to war and I hated those commercials where they said they did more before 8 a.m. than most people did in a whole day or whatever they said. Waking up so early seemed like torture to me. Plus, I didn't like being yelled at and I knew there was a lot of yelling involved.

Russell told me later that the real reason they signed up for the military after turning eighteen was to simply get away from Dad, not to earn his respect. The way he described Dad's treatment of them as his stepsons was like psychological torment. At Christmastime, Russell said my father would get him and Gary the most minimal gift possible, sometimes used toys. But for Mark, he would bring out something new and big, like a bike or guitar. He would make a big presentation of telling Mark that Gary and Russell weren't allowed to play with his gift. It turns out that, back then, Mark was like the Golden Child in the family. Russell and Gary, the older boys, were the targets of Dad's anger and resentment. Russell said that after he earned his license and bought a car, he would often drive to his girlfriend's house and sleep in the backseat until morning, and then give her a ride to school. His car was a place to escape.

Gary

Once, when I was twelve, Gary was visiting us when a huge family fight erupted. It started with Dad and Mark at the dinner table. Mom tried to stop it and then Matt got involved too. Dad didn't like it when Matt voiced his opinion about family matters. He would sometimes try to mute Matt's presence by saying, "He's not even my kid." was twelve, Gary was visiting us when a huge family fight erupted. It started with Dad and Mark at the dinner table. Mom tried to stop it and then Matt got involved too. Dad didn't like it when Matt voiced his opinion about family matters. He would sometimes try to mute Matt's presence by saying, "He's not even my kid."

Then Mark and Matt began arguing and eventually ended up outside, ready to fight. Mark called Matt a n.i.g.g.e.r and then it was a blur of arms and legs tumbling over in the middle of the yard.

Something broke in my nave brain at that moment. I obviously knew Matt was different, but we never really voiced it. It was probably for my comfort that we ignored the difference of our skin. I thought if we talked about this difference it would create a distance and awkwardness between us. I wanted to think that other people were accepting of Matt without thinking about it too much. But in our small-town reality, he was the only black student at Kennewick High School. When he was a kid, there were signs on the bridge to Pasco that said all blacks had to be back in Pas...o...b..fore a certain time. We never lived in Pasco.