23:11 Chapter 79

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¹Tess' Tea Place - Sounds like "testes," a man's s.e.x organ. ²Kwiki - Sounds like "quickie," or quick s.e.x. ³Not there! It tickles there! - A translation of the song "Wag diyan, may kiliti ako diyan" where someone is touching another but it tickles the latter so they're telling them to stop and relax.

 Day 079

11:11PM

Rico: When was that?

Jhing: ?

Rico: Your diary.

Jhing: Gossiper.

Rico: I just want to know.

Rico: Who's “him”?

11:13pm

Jhing: Secret.

Rico: Awwww are you not going to reveal it to me?

Jhing: Why would I?

Seen 11:15pm

Rico is typing. . .

Rico: Because we're friends?

Jhing: Ha. Ha. Think again.

11:16pm

Jhing: You tell me.

Rico: What?

Jhing: Tell me about your ex. How you two happened, why you two happened, and why it didn’t work out.

Rico: Is that it? Are you ready?

Jhing: The stage is all yours, Jesus Crux.

Rico: Dear Santa. . .

Jhing: Behave!

11:17pm

Rico: Dear Jhing. . .

Jhing: My goodness.

Rico: Fine!

11:18pm

Rico is typing. . .

Rico: Dear Baby Jhing. . .

11:19pm

Jhing: (－‸ლ)

Rico: She had a crush on me.

Jhing: Tangina you're being shameless again.  

Rico: I'M BEING SERIOUS! O__O

Jhing: Ugh.

11:20pm

Rico: It is true that she had a crush on me. When we started chatting, she posted a status saying that she's blushing because she's talking to her crush. It's not like I was being conceited but you know, it was obvious! Hahaha! We were not even cla.s.smates or at the same block nor course, so it's quite amazing.

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: When I was in first year, we often hang out in Tess' Teas¹ Place.

Jhing: The what?!

11:21pm

Rico: Tess' Teas¹ Place. In V. Concepcion near the school. They sell milk tea.

Jhing: You're fooling around.

11:22pm

Rico: Seryoso! It exists, look: fb.com/tessteasplace

Jhing: I can’t believe this. Do you own it?

Rico: Wow no, I don't think of such names.

Rico: If it was me, I would name it “Tea *censorship* Place.”

Jhing: Wtf.

11:23pm

Jhing: Carry on with the story.

Rico: Tsk. My idea was really good ah.

Rico: So yeah. We also often go to Intramuros and hang out in Kwiki².

Jhing: The what?

Rico: Kwiki..

Jhing: WTF I don't know where this story is going.

11:24pm

Rico: Hahahaha me too ah.

Jhing: And I thought I’m going to have a nice conversation with you.

11:25pm

Rico: Why are you curious?

Jhing: I AM NOT!

Rico: Hahahaha.

Rico: Oks.

Rico: I believe you.

11:26pm

Jhing: Whatever. Good night.

Rico is typing. . .

11:27pm

Rico: I was still with my first gf who got pregnant with my prof when I already b.u.mped into her a few times in the library. Because whenever I wait for my tropas, I go to the library to sleep.

Rico: And then after we broke up&h.e.l.lip; One day, my tropas and I got kicked out of the library because we were so noisy.

11:28pm

Rico: I can't forget the librarian's face ah. I can't even describe it. Words are not enough to describe her angry expression.

Rico: So I'll just use an emoticon.

11:30pm

Rico: Hahaha like this, Jhing!

Rico: /( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)

Jhing: HAHA!

Rico: It looks so hilarious, right! hahah!

Jhing: Then what happened?

11:31pm

Rico: I saw my latest ex at the entrance.

Jhing: I thought you were kicked out&h.e.l.lip; why the entrance?

Rico: I went out at the entrance door.

Rico: Hashtag Bada.s.s.

Jhing: K.

11:32pm

Rico: After that day, someone added me on facebook. I quickly deduced that she had a crush on me.

Jhing: Shameless!

Rico: It's true. She told me I make her smile.

Jhing: Because you look like a clown.

Seen 11:34pm

Rico: A moment of silence. . .

11:35pm

Rico: Do you want to fight me?

Jhing: I do, why?!

Rico: Just a survey. ^___^

Rico: Then we became friends. She introduced me her friends while I did the same until she invited me to her house and confessed.

Jhing: How?

11:26pm

Rico: Do I have to tell you that?

Jhing: Why not?

Rico: Uh. . .

11:27pm

Rico: Back then, I would keep bothering her to let me in her bedroom, but she didn't want to. I was just joking. I learned a lesson from my first ex after all ah. But one night when she confessed to me, her parents were gone&h.e.l.lip; and she invited me to her bedroom.

Jhing: Then?

11:28pm

Rico: We played rock-paper-scissors.

11:29pm

Jhing: I thought you didn’t have s.e.x?

Rico: Sometimes we should try censoring our chats.

Jhing: No, answer me. I thought nothing happened?

Rico: Yeah. Nothing happened. Trust me. But she kissed me and told me she loves me.

11:30pm

Jhing: What did you answer?

Rico: “RAPE, RAPE!”

Jhing: Seriously?

Rico: Yes and also “Not there! It tickles there!”³

Jhing: ._.

Rico: It's true! O_O

11:31pm

Jhing: I'm not even surprised. Then?

Rico: I told her I loved her too.

Jhing: You loved her?

Rico: Yes. If I didn’t, then why would I be with her in the first place?

Jhing: Did you have to say that in English?

Rico: For you to believe me.

11:32pm

Rico: But I've ran out of English now, so for now I'll stop, hahaha!

11:33pm

Jhing: Were you happy with her?

Rico: Hashtag EmoBabyJhing.

Jhing: Just answer the question.

11:34pm

Rico: Of course. We'd been together for a long time. We wereMU for three years before turning it official. We probably had this 'feelings' for almost six years.

Jhing: Then why end it?

Seen 11:35pm

Jhing: Hey?

Seen 11:36pm

Jhing: Jesus Crux?

11:37pm

Rico: Uh. . .

Jhing: Ok. If you don't want to tell me, it's fine.

11:38pm

Rico: I was too immature? Too playful? Kept fooling around? She also didn't want me to quit architecture because I'll put my talent into waste if I just use it on "mere arts." We kept arguing about this for a long time. What I want to do, she didn't like it.

Rico: We had a deal. If I pa.s.sed the board exam, we'll stop bringing that topic up.

Jhing: Then?

11:40pm

Rico: She still got mad. She told me that I never changed and only think about myself. She doesn't know that I was doing all that for her. The business I started? Art shop and cafe. She loves coffee.

Jhing: Honestly, I don't know what to say.

11:41pm

Rico: Comfort me by saying “You're so hot, JCrux.”

Jhing: Lol.

Rico: Harsh D:

11:42pm

Jhing: You broke up because of that?

Rico: Yes&h.e.l.lip;. and a lot more stuff that got digged out from the deepest earth.

Rico: I tried to fix it but when we started chatting, it got even more confusing. I told her that we should cool off for a bit.

Jhing: Then&h.e.l.lip;

11:43pm

Rico: The reason why she was getting cold to me is because&h.e.l.lip; she was getting hot with another man.

Jhing: The guy she was with? The one from your story before?

11:44pm

Rico: Yes. She stayed away from me because she's one month pregnant then.

Jhing: Oh f.u.c.k. (8:Why did both Rico's ex got pregnant with another guy?)

Jhing: What did you do?

11:45pm

Rico: Threw a party.

Jhing: Really?

Rico: Dedicated to my heart that's impossible to fix because it got broken into million tiny little pieces.

Rico: Ajujujujuju.

11:46pm

Jhing: It was decent at first until it suddenly turned into jejemon.

Rico: Hahahahaha! It was too dramatic ahahahaha.

Jhing: If you want to cry, then cry.

Rico: Why would I? I'M A MAN.

Rico: ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

11:48pm

Jhing: (－‸ლ)

Rico: But did you know, Jhing&h.e.l.lip;

11:49pm

Jhing: Not yet.

Rico: (－‸ლ)

11:52pm

Jhing: Haha! Shoot. What do I need to know?

Rico: We got back together even though she was pregnant.

Seen 11:52pm

11:54pm

Jhing: Then?

Rico: I was probably trying to deceive myself.

Jhing: Of what?

Rico: That I still love her no matter what.

Rico: You told me before that it's easy to deceive me? That's why I tried doing it to my ownself.

11:55pm

Jhing: Did it work?

Rico: No ah.

Rico: But you deceived me.

Jhing: Haha :p

Rico: That was our ending. I stopped chasing.

Rico: After all&h.e.l.lip; I'm falling in love with someone else.

Jhing: Oh.

11:56pm

Rico: Tell your story.

Jhing: Hm?

Rico: Who was he?

Rico: From your diary, and when did it happen?

Seen 12:02am

12:10am

Rico: Uy that's unfair!

12:12am

Jhing: Tomorrow.

Jhing: But tonight, we need to sleep.

Jhing: Night.

12:14am

Rico: “We.”

Rico: (ﾉ)’∀｀(ヾ)

Rico: Good mornight to "us" My Seen Queen