Because There Were 100 Goddesses in Charge of Reincarnation, I Received 100 Cheat Skills Chapter 17

L, let’s talk about what is just happening!

After transferring from the elf village to the guild in the Alsara Kingdom capital, ossan is performing on top of a desk, making a fur seal-like noises while masturbating in a bridge pose.

「Ou, ou, ou」

「Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!?」

Tira lets out a high-pitched scream.

「Ou, ou, tte, nuoooo!? Y, you folks, where did you come from!?」

Ossan, the guild master notices us and shouts angrily.
However, the movements of his right hand still continue. No, first stop doing that.

「Explode, flames of the――」

「Wai, stop that」

Ossan who notices Tira chanting an offensive spell loses his balance and falls down from the desk.

「Listen, never again transfer directly to my office, do you understand?」

「Yes, I understand. I understand」

I obediently apologize to ossan who scolds me after he got dressed.
Certainly, it was the fault of my laziness that I have transferred us right into ossan’s office.

「But, what the h.e.l.l are you doing in the office? If you must do it, do it at home, at home」

「I, it’s alright! I can’t get enough of the immoral feeling doing it here! I can’t get this excited at home!」

A pretty bad reason.

「Moreover, what’s with that posture? It’s my first time seeing a someone do it in a bridge pose」

Maa, there’s rarely a chance to see someone m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e in a bridge pose.
By the way, I used〈Pinnacle of Memory〉and applied mosaic. It also has this convenient feature.

「I was thinking doing something that would surpa.s.s the achievements of the previous Guild Masters」

Ossan suddenly starts talking in all seriousness.
There might unexpectedly be a serious reason. tte, no way there’s a serious reason to m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e in a bridge pose.

「But, each and every one of the previous Guild Masters were monsters. No matter what I do, I won’t be able to surpa.s.s them. Therefore, I thought about it. I had to find a feat that would be unique」

Ossan’s voice gradually starts burning with pa.s.sion.
Then, he strongly declares.

「And that is to paint the ceiling of this office with my body fluids! After all, there’s not a single Guild Master who accomplished something like that before!」

「That’s obvious! Rather, it’s not a public achievement, you are doing this only for your self-satisfaction! Kneel down and apologize for the previous generations of Guild Masters! I was fool for expecting a serious reason!」

Is the guild safe with a fellow like this at the top……

「……」

By the way, even garbage receives more love from Tira’s eyes than ossan.

Ossan mutters under his nose.

「…… That gaze is on the contrary a reward for me……」

「Do you want to die? You want to die. Please die. Die」

「W, wait! It’s a joke, a joke! Stop your chant! Moreover, isn’t hat an Advanced magic!? I will seriously die!」

「Ku…… Even though it was always my position…… I feel like I just got NTR’ed……」

「Why are you trying to compete!?」

While the adults interact, Filia asks ossan with eyes full of curiosity.
「Nee, nee, Ojisan, what were you doing just now?」

Ossan panics.

「Hey, wait! Don’t look at me with such innocent eyes! To think I would be seen by a such little girl……………… I am getting excited」

Tira immediately roasts ossan with Elementary magic. Un, I think there was no need to be reserved.

Tira casts a sidelong glance at ossan who is charred from head to feet and tells to Filia.

「Filia-chan, you are a good child so forget everything you saw a little while ago. Pretend that you didn’t see anything」

「Eeh~, but」

「No buts. You haven’t seen anything. Understood? You haven’t seen anything. Y o u    h a v e    n o t    s e e n    a n y t h i n g」

「…… U, un」

Filia had to obedientely nod her head after feeling Tira’s pressure.

「…… T, then, what business do you have with me?」

Ossan who recovered from the damage asks.

「Ah, right. We have cleared the『Tower of the Great Sage』so we have come to receive the reward」

「…… Ha?」

Ossan stupidly looks at me with an open mouth.
I throw Owen’s research at him to show the proof.

「S, seriously…… Which reminds me, I heard that the『Tower of the Great Sage』 has collapsed, but…… Was that the truth……」

「It’s like that, so we came to collect the reward」

Going right to the point, ossan, u, umu, nods his head,

「I, I understand. But, I have to take this to a specialist in the castle to confirm its genuinity first. So, let me hold on it for a bit」

「Then, it would be faster if I settle it directly. Anyway, I was planning to go to the castle next」

「Eh?」

「I have connections in the castle」

Of course, I’m talking about the Princess Knight I have rescued from the orcs.
Quite a lot of time pa.s.sed since she told me to come to the castle to receive her grat.i.tude.

「Come to think of it, you were personally recommended by the king, weren’t you?」

「Ah, come to think of it, that’s right」

「Come to think of it?」

「No, just talking to myself」

Come to think of it, I forged a letter of recommendation from the king in order to join the guild.
I completely forgot about it.

I have decided to part ways with ossan and transfer to the castle to hand over Owen’s research directly.

「I wonder if Ellen is in the castle?」

I use〈Pinnacle of Detection〉.
The available range of detection is 5 to 6km. The castle is in range.

I scan the castle.
Ellen is…… there.

「Yosh, let’s go」

I grasp Tira’s and Filia’s hands and use the transfer magic.
It would be troublesome to deal with guards so I have decided to transfer right near Ellen.

「Hey, did you already forgot what happened a little while ago?」

I heard Tira’s criticizing voice right before transfer, but it’s already too late.

Immediately after that, a steam wraps around us.
The visibility is bad, it’s quite sultry.

「Where is this……?」

Right after Tira mutters, chapon, a sound of water splashing is heard.

And then a red-haired girl appears from within the steam.

It’s Ellen.

「Wha…… why are you here!? tte, gyaaaaaaa!」

――Stark naked, just the way she was born.